View Full Version : Who squats to pee?


Nubo
08-16-2004, 04:51 PM
Ok, I can think of a few who probably do... :)

But, am I the only GUY? Whenver I mention this people are like, OMG!! I don't get it. Sure, we guys can aim, but why is it imperative to exercise that option at every opportunity? Why is sitting down viewed so harshly? Men, liberate yourselves! You've freed Willy, now free your mind!

Advantages to peein' sittin'

1 - No lid-position arguments with females
2- No overspray/drips. Admit it guys, probably happens more often than not. Who wants to see your pee drips
3 - sometimes you gotta do both, don't tell me you do 1 standing and then 1 sitting?
4 - a nice quiet time to meditate
5 - reduced chance of zipper accidents!

Redlinin 8
08-16-2004, 05:13 PM
"1 - No lid-position arguments with females
2- No overspray/drips. Admit it guys, probably happens more often than not. Who wants to see your pee drips
3 - sometimes you gotta do both, don't tell me you do 1 standing and then 1 sitting?
4 - a nice quiet time to meditate
5 - reduced chance of zipper accidents!"

These are some of the things that seperate men from women.Why would a guy want to do this and be more femanine.I can understand guys who maybe shop a lot like a girl,or care about there hair a lot like a female,but pee like a girl?I guess if your taking a shit and have to pee bad its ok to do it while sitting,but to do it everytime you pee?Theres certain things men can do that make us unique,like being able to understand sports easily :D and being able to burp without being criticized.Peeing falls into that category,theres a certain feeling u get when u see something floating in the water,and bam you take it to the bottom of the toilet with 1 shot of your pee.I guess if sitting makes u feel comfortable than do it,its just weird to me thats all.

shelleys_man_06
08-16-2004, 05:18 PM
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Speed-ER doc
08-16-2004, 06:00 PM
One more potential reason: less chance of passing out. One of the most common causes of men fainting is during urination. As men get older, and their prostates get bigger, they have to strain a bit to urinate.

Straining + standing + peeing (sometimes) = fainting (and head injuries as they hit the sink)

One more reason it sucks to get old. :(

Silver04RX8
08-16-2004, 06:25 PM
Nah Doc I think old people take a chance anytime they go to the bathroom, I know for a fact that many older folks and some younger folks have cardiac issues during times of defecation.

I can see only two reason, no make that three to sit down and take a leak.

1. I have had too much to drink
2. I get up at 3 in the morning and I dont want to piss my wife off and earning the right to clean the bathroom floor due to my poor aim while half asleep.
3. Everytime I watch something about Mary it takes me a while to gain that zipper confidence again. Just watching that makes one cringe, Is it the frank or the beans?

Jeffjett
08-16-2004, 09:01 PM
I can't do it. My gourd hangs in the water LMAO :D

8's enough
08-17-2004, 07:02 AM
my brother inlaw does the same thing sits and pee's .im sorry it dosnt take me that long to pee so why waist time sitting down.just whip it out and go