here it is as promised. last week was a pic of kerry with some great captions. turn about is fair play so now we have a picture of our great President.

OK, I'll beat the libs to it...

"And that over there's my other cow, Laura."

"look away while bessy and I get it on!"

"No, no, I told them to have this delivered to the John Kerry rally, two streets over!"

(This only works on Wednesday, Aug 5, 2004)

"This heffer doesn't have mad cow disease" you're thinking of the libs.

"You won't make out with me? Well as you can see over there, Mr. Ridge has raised the Alert Status to red...so I think we should make whoopy before we both die."


"Well, actually I'll be 5 miles underground, and you'll be dead. But hey, lets get it on all the same!"

No WMD's in this one either. You go over there and check out the hogs and I'll take a look at the horses next.

"So this here heffer is female, so they're called cows, or I mean bulls, wait no, well what I'm trying to say is, wait a second, oh yeah, my point is..."

-P23

"Ya got ta take the bull by the horns, but if there ain't no horns, well....no bull."

Bush explaining where hamburgers come from.

here it is as promised. last week was a pic of kerry with some great captions. turn about is fair play so now we have a picture of our great President.

ok i'll take this one here, and you tell that cook over there i like my steak medium rare!

THis cow is plotting to harm our country and fellow americans just like we are! Now go get the Secret service!

^^^damn, beat me to it.

"Go get your own pile of bullshit, kid. This one's mine!"

"Huh, huh...Pull my finger...huh,huh"

If I say it's a pony, it's a damn pony. Which of us is the president of the United States? You? Oh, so you're the president?

'the voting booth is down yonder them bushes, dont forget to vote dubya'


[kerry all the way]

my thoughts are your thoughts....

Bush gives ultimatum.

Bush - SKA-REW Cloning, This here heffer is gonna get it prison style from that Bull right there, He don't take no shit. Heh Bull and shit, I made a funny.. Yeah he's a fighter. You gotta show'm who's the bossticator round here, took him my the gonads and told him "Hey. I'm the president, and I got agents, what you got?" I think he understood. Reminds me of the time I took on Sadam himself in a thumb Rasslin contest and I whooped him, this was when I found the power of Onions, good for the blood, back in 60 aut 7 we used to call them albino ground hearts they used to cost a nickel. I was thinking about putting my face on the nickle...
Kid - *light snore*

here it is as promised. last week was a pic of kerry with some great captions. turn about is fair play so now we have a picture of our great President.

You sir are both fair and balanced. This weeks winning entry attached.

Cheers,
Oranje

You sir are both fair and balanced. This weeks winning entry attached.

Cheers,
Oranje

well i am a Libra. :D yep looks like the winner to me. good job, LOL :)