Famous last words... Some of these are oldies, a few are new-to me anyway.. anyone care to add one or three?

Are you sure the power is off?
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I'm making a citizen's arrest.
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What does this button do?
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It's probably just a rash.
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No, Tony, I don't have your money. Next week, okay?
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What time does your husband [wife] come home?
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I do.
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ill be back!!!

life is like a box of chocolate ,you never know what your going to get. forrest gump heheh

Unfortunately I know of too many deaths where the last words were "Is the safety on?". I do believe however that it is not the fault of the gun or the gunmaker, it is the parents fault for not keeping the gun in a safe place, with the ammo in a different safe place. Also for not having a child lock on the gun.

"Hold my beer -- watch this!"

See you in hell...from heaven.

It's not that I don't love you... I just think we should see other people too.

(paraphrasing) glad that face sucking alien finally fell off. lets all go have dinner.

<sincere look> "I'm not interested in your body...I'm interested in your mind."

"Don't worry...I know what I'm doing."

"But occifer....I unly hat wun beer."

:D :D :D

so i wuz in my rx-8 at this stop light and this (insert car name here) pulled up next to me and revved the engine. then the light turned green and.......

How did I forget this one?

Just close your eyes [chew gum, stand up right after...] and there's no way you can get pregnant. Promise!

No, guys - it's not loaded.

See you in hell dinner plate.

MAgix puma FOR LIFE........ as i "tripped" off a high rise

But i didnt steal any of your music metallica . what are you doing lars nooooo..........

are you sure theres a gas leak. "as he goes to turn on the lights"

"Honey, what do you think of getting a pet cougar?"

"look mom...."

"are you sure you're on the pill?"

"I'm sure my [wife/gf] won't mind..."

I think YOU need to sleep with other people!

(Watching the Metallica movie trailer in the theater)
Movie guy voice (paraphrasing): "You must see Metallica's new movie this summer, only in theaters!"
I shout out in the theater: "No way man! I'll download it on Napster!"

(PS - the Metallica one got the whole theater to bust up laughing)

You win again, Gravity!

I like big butts and I cannot lie!
You other brothers can't deny!
When a girl walks in wit' a itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face
You get sprung!

(famous last words of Sir Mixalot)

now where did i bury that landmine?

***I don't feel so good***

***Look honey wild mushrooms! mmmm***

***it burns! it burns!***

***nawwww he don't bite***

"This will only hurt for a little while"

"I'll only put the head of it in"

"I promise not to ever"...oops better edit this one. :D

David Allen Coe..."The Three Biggest Lies"

"You took too much!"

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"I'll only put the head of it in"

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LMAO. Is that what you used to tell the girls back in the day in an effort to get tail?

"Where do terrorists get their money? If you buy drugs, some of it may come from you.' ... since oil is the main revenue stream for the Saudis who fund Al Qaeda, the tagline for the next round of ads could be, 'Where do terrorists get their money from?' If you drive an SUV, it might come from you."

"I'll only put the head of it in"

LMAO. Is that what you used to tell the girls back in the day in an effort to get tail?

No, that was a line from a David Allen Coe song that he wrote while in prison back in the 70s. The song was titled "The Three Biggest Lies", from what I can remember. This was from a promotional album a friend of mine got when he was living with his Grandparents in the Florida Keyes and he went out drinking to a bar and someone there was passing these out. It was in a plain white album cover.

The funny thing about this song was the story, first it was him as a young man with a virgin girl, then it was him as an inmate and his cell mate was telling him the same three lies. Let's put it this way and I have to leave this to your imagination, the third "lie", which I had to edit, ended with "in your mouth", you can provide the middle word if you think a little bit, I will not go further with the lyrics. :D

hey ya'll what this
i only looks like it's a long way down

A Lt. in a war brief- It has been my experience.....

nah man trust me I saw it on a simpsons episode.

I like your mind but I love your tits better....( I forgot what show this was from)

dont worry I have traction control.

you guys look for the killer..I'm going to take and a shower.

Don't worry I'm a marine, plus its only 30 guys. (had to bail out a couple drunk friends here and there because they believed their own hype)

Trust me thats not a tank mine.....

myself: WTF ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!
pfc in my group: trying to remove the bullet from the casing so I can send it home.....(min later BAM! no more left ear on his head.)

Don't worry It'll be a quick piss, plus look no bad guys around.

I'm sure it's dead.

try it, it feels good

You know, for a fat chick you don't sweat that much.

-if it's dangerous, it'll have a buzzer
-i bet i can....
-it's not the fall that'll kill ya!
-do it yourself [anything]....
-Who says you need a license to...
-You'll be fine, everyone has two of those anyway.
-Do NOT [eat, drink, inhale]. (this is the best for you friends and #2 above! :)
-How can electricity hurt you when the plug looks like a happy face
-Do not step. (why do idiots always insist they can outsmart physics on a latter)
-I don't remember eating that!
-That's just a myth

Wow that was all in 5 mins at work, I'll see what else i can come up with :)

It tastes like burning.

I am not a crook.

I hope Mrs. Bernie doesn't read this.

So what if we're out of propane? No sweat! I can hook up this little beauty to that natural gas outlet and be cookin' again in a flash...

take me drunk ossifer, i'm home!

*" It wasn't me"*

i did not have sexual relations with that woman

"She said she was 18"

"Oh, shit."

"Oops."

"Aaiiieeeeee!!!!!!"

Let me see, do I disconnect the red wire or the blue wire? It's got to be the blue one...

"Oh....how interesting!"
"That's not supposed to look like that!"
"Does this hurt?"
"Can you here me now?"
"Left 3, into right 4 over crest, oh shit..."
"Once its in it won't hurt, I promise!"