I think I can say, with absolute certainty, that this must have been the scariest wedding ever.

Scary wedding announcement (http://www.legacy.com/timesdispatch/Celebrations.asp?Page=Announcement&PersonID=2467746)

Thomas Carter Shaver & Judy Lee Hummel

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BEN LOMOND, Calif. - The marriage of Miss Judy Lee Hummel (Abeja), daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John O. Hummel of Williamsburg, Virginia, to Thomas Carter Shaver, son of Dr. and Mrs. Robert D. Shaver of Covina, California, took place June 17, 2004, beneath the redwoods at the Quaker Center in Ben Lomond. Wizard Galen Shaver, brother of the groom, officiated at the double-tattoo ceremony.

The bride, dressed in her mother's ivory satin wedding gown, was escorted by dancing woodland fairies and other forest beings. The groom, resplendent in white formal attire and derby embellished with kaleidoscopic braid and feathers, was followed by frolicking elves. The couple were attended by a cast of forest deities. Ceremonies concluded in the evening with a burning of the groom's interactive sculpture, The Swirling Cosmic Mystery.

The rehearsal dinner was held at La Bruschetta Restaurant in Felton, Calif. The reception was at the Quaker Center.

The bride is an honor pre- med/interdisciplinary studies graduate of The College of William and Mary in Virginia. The groom is a graduate of the University of California, Santa Cruz, and has a master's degree in inter-cultural management from the School for International Training in Vermont.

Following a honeymoon at Honeymoon Lake in the eastern Sierras, the couple will explore possibilities in Costa Rica.

Published in the Richmond Times-Dispatch on 8/1/2004.

I wonder why I wasn't invited.

I think I can say, with absolute certainty, that this must have been the scariest wedding ever.

Scary wedding announcement (http://www.legacy.com/timesdispatch/Celebrations.asp?Page=Announcement&PersonID=2467746)
At my wedding, my wife was escorted down the isle by one of the three little pigs. The audience consisted of aliens, swamays, cross-dressers, cowboys, monsters, soldiers, corpses, Pinhead and more. :D

my wedding took place in bizarro world ,i think we are still legally married when we was sent to earth .