*EHEM* yourself? and im not talking about driving your 8, but rather that other pleasure that 99% of us enjoy.


has anyone noticed that my threads are really bad tonight... first pics of my shit and now this.

dude..
it really depends on how often it's necessary..

ok fine lets change it up alittle bit. whats the most youve ever done it in one day?

3 times? maybe 4? never been big on multiple times a day unless i'm with a chick and then it's as often as she can handle it...

You have been drinking haven't you ?

nope... im as clean as guy321. btw where is he? i ahvent seen him around since i got back,

i killed him and took his soul

When i was single an if was board i would do it about 3-5 times a day depending what kind of mood i am in. Now i dont even have to do it anymore........................................... .................................

3-5 times:)

Why yourself? Get a gf mate. Or pay $50 to your favourite stripper to do it for you in the back room!

Na thats a BJ not a HJ;)

I thought a BJ is better than a HJ ;)... Or if he is asking how many you CAN in a day... then I will say 6 times, easy, anyday ;)

Check this out.

"I walk out on the balcony at work which overlooks the pool area. The pool is totally empty except for a cleaning crew running a huge ass filter. So I go down and ask the hotel manager what's going on and aparantly this guy was getting a hand job in the pool. lol."

thats what my friend told me.

Hmmm... how many time I can in a day? My personal record is 8 on a day that I was really bored, alone at home all day. I couldn't do it for 3 or 4 days after that day because I don't use lube, and it burned. Never going for a record again. I normally only do it once every day or maybe less. If I'm really bored and at home I may do it as many as 5 times but that's my limit after the aforementioned disaster.

Weirdos. I do it before I go to work. I don't have to wash my hands!

I do it at work :D



















j/k

I do it at work :D



















j/k


whats so naughty about doing it at work? im sure that there are several of us who have done it at a place of work or school. ooh, i think that my next idea for a thread. "whos done it at school/work and got caught"

20 - 25 times a day on weekends.

Well, Actually this topic has come up a few times at my work. I work in a lab and sometimes when work is slow, my co-worker and I like to examine our blood in a microscope and then run it through a spectrometer. Then she suggested we examine other bodily fluids in which I would have to provide.

Thank God we never got around to actually doing it.

you should tell her that if she wants to examine your body fluids, that shes gonna have to make it happen.

but a word of advice... i tried looking at my jizzum under a microscope once. after about 5 minutes, it starts to smell /big really /small horrible!!! youd be better off to just let her get your juices and then get back to work.

20 - 25 times a day on weekends.
Guy, I have a mental pic of you sitting with the shades pulled, in the dark... all weekend long, with nothing but a bottle of KY and your computer :D

I have only done that ONE time at work. Sometimes you get to where you literally don't care. That was one of those times. It was easy because no one will bother me if my door is closed :)

Aaaaalright.

http://www.rx8club.com/image.php?u=10504&dateline=1090290999

you should tell her that if she wants to examine your body fluids, that shes gonna have to make it happen.

but a word of advice... i tried looking at my jizzum under a microscope once. after about 5 minutes, it starts to smell /big really /small horrible!!! youd be better off to just let her get your juices and then get back to work.

Thats o.k. She is my best friend who engaged to another good friend of mine. So that would be awkward.

Speaking of awkward, what happened to your "poopie thread"?

Speaking of awkward, what happened to your "poopie thread"?The same thing that is about to happen to this thread if it goes any further. The "poopie" thread no longer exist due to it's content and the fact that it violated the forum rules. Bodily functions as such have no place on a car forum. This trhead is walking a thin straight line and as liberal as I am if someone crosses it, I will take it down the path that the "poopie" thread went. :rolleyes:

I once posted this as a poll in another forum, and I was immediately banned.

Well, I DO have a futon infront of a 58 Inch TV with a laptop that connects to it via s-video..

Guy, I have a mental pic of you sitting with the shades pulled, in the dark... all weekend long, with nothing but a bottle of KY and your computer :D

I have only done that ONE time at work. Sometimes you get to where you literally don't care. That was one of those times. It was easy because no one will bother me if my door is closed :)