What is up with dat?

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We just marked a new low!! Congratulations to all who helped!!! Take a bow flatso.... we luv ya!!! :D :D

good on crackers hard to spread on bread

Originally posted by Meowloud
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We just marked a new low!! Congratulations to all who helped!!! Take a bow flatso.... we luv ya!!! :D :D

thank u thank u

you were my muse on this one

it goes well with toe lint and red wine.

is toe jam the same as toe lint?

~~ ALL HAIL FLATSO!!!! :D :D ~~

I'm more confused by belly button lint.. and the thing behind the testicles (i think it's refereed to as the taint)..

yes the taint how could we forget...

At least belly button jam is tastey... kinda like fermented cheese. Has this taste that mom use to make.

Us Asians use this ear wax picker thingy.. it's fun for the whole family.

Originally posted by Outlaws eXtreme
Us Asians use this ear wax picker thingy.. it's fun for the whole family.

You mean the ones with littel characters on the top and made from bamboo?:p

how about sleep goo in you eye.thats a good snack

Ya those, only true pimps use those... I think the rest of the population use this squirter thing, spray some liquid to dissolve the wax, and use that baby suction thing to suck the juices out.

Sometimes it's not a little character on top, sometimes it's this cotton willowy thing on top.

Or use Q-tips, but they don't go in too deep. Use Baby oil, and clean those ears!

Last night went to a 311 concert, tons of pot smokers, etc etc... woke up this morning with extreme gunk in my eyes... thick goopy stuff. Yes I know it's not what you think.. it was just eye junk, because I left my contacts in, and residue built up. I could barely open my eyes.

Originally posted by blue flash
how about sleep goo in you eye.thats a good snack

Originally posted by Outlaws eXtreme
At least belly button jam is tastey... kinda like fermented cheese. Has this taste that mom use to make.

Us Asians use this ear wax picker thingy.. it's fun for the whole family.

you're asian? i always picture you as some Texan cowboy looking guy with a huge molestor mustache

Originally posted by moRotorMotor
You mean the ones with littel characters on the top and made from bamboo?:p

it's thin and it's curved at the end...yup i have one of those...never poke too far or it hurts

I use a liquid stool (poop) softener called Colace on patients with cerumen impactions, soak for 10 minutes followed by irrigation with water. Those spoons hurt too bad and don't get all the wax.

Works better than anything else I have tried.

I have my ears cleaned at least once a year. It feels nice :D
Warm water... hmmmm.... water.....

Originally posted by Speed-ER doc
I use a liquid stool (poop) softener called Colace on patients with cerumen impactions, soak for 10 minutes followed by irrigation with water. Those spoons hurt too bad and don't get all the wax.

Works better than anything else I have tried.


It's all in the technique my friend... I find scoopers are better than Q-Tips most of time.

Q tips just pack the wax deeper.

NEVER use Q tips in your ears. They look like that is what they are for, but they are not for use in the ear canal.

Originally posted by Speed-ER doc
Q tips just pack the wax deeper.

NEVER use Q tips in your ears. They look like that is what they are for, but they are not for use in the ear canal.

how about other canals? any use?

Q-tips ARE good for boogers.

oops, gave flatso another thread idea. :)

Than what the heck are Q-Tips for? It can't be for waxing cars.

Howdy partner... Ya I'm Asian, and I do have that bushy molestor mustache going for me, but I'm in So Cali.

Originally posted by BRx8
you're asian? i always picture you as some Texan cowboy looking guy with a huge molestor mustache

I meant the Q-tips are used to clean the outsides of your ears... not to go and fish out earwax.

But that is strange.. to clean earwax once a year... I usually go hunting at least once a month.

Originally posted by moRotorMotor
Than what the heck are Q-Tips for? It can't be for waxing cars.

They are good for making me money!

When people stick them in their ears and pack the wax in deeper, they come see me. Cha-ching! Easy money.

I have also have had to take out the tip of a Q tip that broke off in an ear canal. That costs ya even more because it is considered a foreign body removal.

how do you unscribe from this forum?

It's all about the money isn't it?:D ;)

Originally posted by RX8Bliss
how do you unscribe from this forum?

just boot to DOS and type:

format c:

press "y" when it asks you yes/no

Originally posted by Outlaws eXtreme
Us Asians use this ear wax picker thingy.. it's fun for the whole family.


lol yess! How could we forget those? :D

I leave for 30 minutes and THIS happens?

This would never have happend if I was here!

i'd like to go home from work, but some jackass is keeping me here.. so i have to stay.. damn customers.

Who knew that with a tittle like "Ear wax" would make it to 3 pages? :confused:

Originally posted by moRotorMotor
It's all about the money isn't it?:D ;)
If it was, I wouldn't have told you not to use Q-tips in your ears (for free), now would I? :p

Originally posted by guy321
I leave for 30 minutes and THIS happens?

This would never have happend if I was here!

what happened? where did you go your chat room? LOL

You know, there's things called ear candles now too. Its a hollow waxy "candle" shaped paper that you stick in your ear. Then you light the top and let it burn down halfway (before it gets too close to your head mind you. x.X) and you can hear and feel it suck the wax out into the center of the candle. It works and they're only a dollar a piece. ^^

I could start a thread with the title "." and it would probably hit 3 pages... These people are pathetic! :D :D: D :o

Originally posted by Kari
You know, there's things called ear candles now too. Its a hollow waxy "candle" shaped paper that you stick in your ear. Then you light the top and let it burn down halfway (before it gets too close to your head mind you. x.X) and you can hear and feel it suck the wax out into the center of the candle. It works and they're only a dollar a piece. ^^

that has to be one of the scariest sounding things i've ever heard.

Originally posted by guy321
I could start a thread with the title "." and it would probably hit 3 pages... These people are pathetic! :D :D: D :o

thats because you would have 75% if not more of the posts. this has already been documented. :D

Originally posted by Speed-ER doc
If it was, I wouldn't have told you not to use Q-tips in your ears (for free), now would I? :p

Maybe you told me because I didn't live anywhere near you, thus making it less likely you would lose any business? lol

Originally posted by RX-GR8
yes the taint how could we forget...


Is that the same as Fumunda Cheese? Ya know, the cheese that forms frum unda your balls.

Originally posted by Velocity-8
Is that the same as Fumunda Cheese? Ya know, the cheese that forms frum unda your balls.

LOL! Oh god, after this thread I will never be able to look at cheese the same way.. x.X

hahahahaha

Speaking of cheese, Q-tips are also good for cleaning your smegma (http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm).

Originally posted by Speed-ER doc
Speaking of cheese, Q-tips are also good for cleaning your smegma (http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm).

ok.. smegma.. wow..

Oh god, I think I lost my appetite. Thanks for the warning doc. :D

Originally posted by Speed-ER doc
Speaking of cheese, Q-tips are also good for cleaning your smegma (http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm). Make it stop!

*BARF*


OK Doc, you win.

Originally posted by Kari
You know, there's things called ear candles now too. Its a hollow waxy "candle" shaped paper that you stick in your ear. Then you light the top and let it burn down halfway (before it gets too close to your head mind you. x.X) and you can hear and feel it suck the wax out into the center of the candle. It works and they're only a dollar a piece. ^^

Sorry Kari, but ear candles don't work. The noise of the candle burning and the slight amount of warmth feels good and makes you think something is happening, but it does not suck any ear wax out of your ear. The wax you find in the candle afterwards is mainly from the candle itself.

think I would get in trouble if I used one of the smegma pics as my new avatar?

Originally posted by flatso
think I would get in trouble if I used one of the smegma pics as my new avatar? Uhhhh, probably :)
They may not find it 'educational' :D