hypthetical question #1:

so you walk in on your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband doing the wild monkey dance with another guy/girl...what do you do?

Grab a camera, take a picture and blackmail her for the rest of her life......and kick his ass.

hypothetical question #2:

if you don't even know the other person and they don't know you, do you have the right to even be mad at them?

If you're married, it doesn't matter. Is this a personal experience?

Originally posted by Optitron
If you're married, it doesn't matter. Is this a personal experience?

nope...i just had a dream last night about it...i was about to kill the guy and then i thought, why? he's just a squirrel trying to bust a nut and he doesn't know me...it's clearly her fault

Originally posted by BRx8
hypthetical question #1:

so you walk in on your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband doing the wild monkey dance with another guy/girl...what do you do?

I turn on the computer in the bedroom, pull up this site, and ask everyone here what I should do.

Wait, is this happening to you now BRx8?????

LOL! no no no...i'm not married nor do i have a girlfriend atm

was he french>?

Originally posted by Kain
was he french>?

yea he's was a nude scuba diver and i caught them on his boat with their flippers still on :D

What if you found them doing the wild monkey dance with wild monkeys!?


Originally posted by BRx8
hypthetical question #1:

so you walk in on your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband doing the wild monkey dance with another guy/girl...what do you do?

Originally posted by guy321
What if you found them doing the wild monkey dance with wild monkeys!?

it'd still be cheating, monkeys or no monkeys

What if a wild monkey was holding them at gun point and made them do the wild monkey dance until he got 100 bananas?

hypothetical question #3:

what would it take for you to take this person back if you even would?

Originally posted by Optitron
What if a wild monkey was holding them at gun point and made them do the wild monkey dance until he got 100 bananas?

that wouldn't happen because guns don't kill people, people kill people, not monkeys

EEEK. Especially if it was with Guy's 200 dead monkeys! NASTY!

If I walked in on my sig. other doing the duty... I would laugh uncontrollably and point. Nothing better than humiliation!

I would also grab a camera and take pictures. That way, anything that you fight over in the split up can be easily rectified. :)

What if it were 1 dead wet monkey, 2 dead frozen monkey, 1 dead burnt monkey and 196 dead smelly monkeys??

Originally posted by BRx8
it'd still be cheating, monkeys or no monkeys

If it were my girlfriend, and it was another girl, I think I'd have to have an intervention.

Originally posted by Astor
If it were my girlfriend, and it was another girl, I think I'd have to have an intervention.

hypothetical question #4:

is it cheating if it's with a person of the same sex? and would you "intervene" like Astor?

Originally posted by guy321
What if it were 1 dead wet monkey, 2 dead frozen monkey, 1 dead burnt monkey and 196 dead smelly monkeys??

then i'd suppose you're deep in the jungle in a monkey cemetary and since it's a rule that it's not cheating if it's in a different area code then no, it's technically not cheating

PS - check me out...i'm doing the guy! 75% of the posts in here are mine, Mine, MINE!

I need 90something posts today to make 4000 posts.

So, I may have to split some with ya ;)

Originally posted by BRx8
then i'd suppose you're deep in the jungle in a monkey cemetary and since it's a rule that it's not cheating if it's in a different area code then no, it's technically not cheating

PS - check me out...i'm doing the guy! 75% of the posts in here are mine, Mine, MINE!

BTW, it's hypothetical. How do you expect people to take your thread seriously?!

?#1 kick his ass
?#2 kick his ass and cut off his balls ,then divorce my wife

What if it was a woman? (monkey)

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Originally posted by blue flash
?#1 kick his ass
?#2 kick his ass and cut off his balls ,then divorce my wife

Originally posted by guy321
What if it was a woman? (monkey)

(80) i would have too join them ,then we would talk about it

Originally posted by BRx8
then i'd suppose you're deep in the jungle in a monkey cemetary and since it's a rule that it's not cheating if it's in a different area code then no, it's technically not cheating

PS - check me out...i'm doing the guy! 75% of the posts in here are mine, Mine, MINE!

see it's easy.

Originally posted by RX-GR8
see it's easy.

i feel like i'm cheating though, which i guess directly relates to this thread anyhow ;)

not-so hypothetical question #5:

how much did you cheat in school and how did you do it?

for me it was whenever i could...i programmed my Ti-85 with answers and forumulas, wore hats whenever i could, and used a small cheat sheet that i printed with Word using the smallest font possible

post whore

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Originally posted by BRx8
i feel like i'm cheating though, which i guess directly relates to this thread anyhow ;)

Originally posted by guy321
post whore

(78) i would not call him a whore since he is probally on the clock getting paid to post ,more like a prostitute

Originally posted by BRx8
not-so hypothetical question #5:

how much did you cheat in school and how did you do it?

for me it was whenever i could...i programmed my Ti-85 with answers and forumulas, wore hats whenever i could, and used a small cheat sheet that i printed with Word using the smallest font possible

As often as i could...why? because even back then I understood the reality of life....In the end of the day its about getting results, and making sh*t happen....not talking sh*t and accomplishing nothing. Good, "honest" grades in school doesn't help a whole lot in reality. Who, What, When, Where and How you do it is practically irrelivant (within reason of course). :)

I didn't cheat in school.

I didn't do anything in school. I have no Idea how I passed.

straight c's across the board for 4 years is quite an accomplishment when you never even took books home.

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BTW, brx8. You're doing a good job with this thread.. Still, this thread has a purpose... It isn't a nonsensical thread !! :D

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i'm not a post whore or a post prostitute...the way i see it, i'm offering services to you people that want to read my posts...so in essence, i'm a post pimp...word to yo mutha