Heres what i want for a shifter. Just a slight modification. Just in case the 7 total positions on the factory shifter wasn't enough of a sign on its own....

Is this an actual shifter knob (without the rude words, that is)?
Is it available to buy?

ummmm yeah? Don't you already have one though? Its the factory shifter?

thats uh, funny, uh, i guess

DUMB!!!

HOw retarded... wow that was retarded. You just won the retarded award for being retarded retarded!

geez that was harsh......

I think this one make more sense!

How about this

pretty nice pic................for me to poop on

I want a shifter that still looks like a rotor, but has no writing, and instead just a neat view of the gears that are inside the center of the real engine rotors. That would look cool AND make it that much harder for others to drive my car!!