View Full Version : The Ultimate Rice Subwoofer


cueball
03-02-2003, 07:14 PM
Check out this ricer subwoofer (http://www.circuitcity.com/frame1.jsp?BV_SessionID=@@@@1111740163.1046652987@ @@@&BV_EngineID=ccekadchjjfkmidcfngcfkmdffhdffg.0&upper=head.jsp&lower=frame2.jsp&left=leftchildcat.jsp&right=productsearch.jsp&department=Car+Audio+and+Security&category=Car+Subwoofers). It is a tube style subwoofer that is made to look like NOS. Some people mention how it produces poor sound quality and is not worth the money. The only person who would buy this is a ricer. It is sad to see a company stoop this low just to sell a product. Check out this fake review from the website. Notice how he likes the NOS look and how it made his altezzas rattle. It is a funny read.
"These things rock. Not because they sound great, but because they look real. I bought 4 of them and put them side to side in the back of my Civic-S.i.r. They make my double decker carbon fiber and aluminum wing rattle. The bolts rattled right out of my neon license plate holder. One night my Alteeza meatballs rattled loose. The color matches my five inch racing sytle non-functioning tach and fake post mounted gauge pods. I should have spent the money on the rest of my fiberglass shirting and paint job ... and the other two rims for the front... but I decided I wanted the NOS look more. I should probably get a better stereo now because the stock one doesnt seem to have enough power to drive these cool subwoofers. I can still hear my cool coffee can muffler this way as I rev through the gears."

wakeech
03-02-2003, 07:29 PM
*deeeep sigh*... *looks again*... *biiiiiiig groan*...

CraziFuzzy
03-02-2003, 07:30 PM
WOW... at least i think that is what I'm thinking... hmm... WOW... well... maybe... hmmm...

Elara
03-02-2003, 08:19 PM
I'm going to pray that that particular review was written tongue-in-cheek. I'd like to imagine no one is stupid enough to actually admit to the stuff "he" did. Sounds like a CC product description writer was having some fun...

visitor
03-03-2003, 12:12 AM
Reviewer: Koolrice from in The Hood
1 out of 8 found this review helpful

NAAAAWWWWSSS
Ever since I saw 'The Fast and The Furious' with Vin Diesel I wanted some Naws.
Now I have a speaker that makes my Honda almost look just like the cars those guys I saw drove in the movie I mentioned!!!!! HOW COOL IS THAT!!!!


I even put a couple ofNOS stickers on the side of my Civic to scare away the musclecar guys HehHeh!


CivicSteve

yes, i found that review helpful :)

cagefreak
03-03-2003, 08:21 AM
oh my. . . . that is definately something 80% percent of the import population would buy out in my area. :eek:

RX - 8
03-03-2003, 12:36 PM
i bet we'll see that in FNF2...when will they learn:(

cueball
03-03-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Elara
I'm going to pray that that particular review was written tongue-in-cheek. I'd like to imagine no one is stupid enough to actually admit to the stuff "he" did. Sounds like a CC product description writer was having some fun...
It was just a fake. I thought I mentioned that before.:confused:

velociti
03-03-2003, 06:26 PM
Well at least we can be assured that it will perform better than any other subwoofer on the market.

Elara
03-03-2003, 08:39 PM
It was just a fake. I thought I mentioned that before.

Sorry, I thought you meant you also assumed it was a fake, not that you knew it was a fake- you never know with Circuit City.