Ever have an ex take something of your that you wanted back? Or ever keep something of thiers?


I have a some female underwear, maxi-pads, lipstick and stuff i found around my apartment while moving ... And I know i'm missing a bunch of my favorite shirts.

I have a some female underwear, maxi-pads, lipstick and stuff i found around my apartment while moving ...

SURE they belong to someone else. :D :D

guy....your secret is safe with us! ;)

tennis rackets and a dog

I can put them on for you and that would prove they aren't mine !

Originally posted by Razpewton
SURE they belong to someone else. :D :D

guy....your secret is safe with us! ;)

I was afraid you'd say that.

I retract my last.... :(

I used to have a box full of love letters and family cards and the like from when I was junior high on and one of my ex's took it all. She also took both of my Fantasia box sets with the lithographs! I was really pissed about that.

I have a story that beats all though. I had an ex-girlfriend that moved out and left a bunch of her stuff until she got a big enough place to keep everything. I had a new girlfriend that stayed over a lot shortly after and well she brought her fave toy over too. This fave toy happened to be just like the ex's which I had packed up in her stuff for her to take when she came to get her stuff. Needless to say both were stashed in the same place... Well the ex still had keys and she showed up one day while I was at work and took her things not realizing that I had already packed her fave toy away... I never said anything to her but I still wonder what she thought when she had two identical toys.

Did the other girlfriend know? or did you replace it before she could find out?

Originally posted by 93rdcurrent
I used to have a box full of love letters and family cards and the like from when I was junior high on and one of my ex's took it all. She also took both of my Fantasia box sets with the lithographs! I was really pissed about that.

I have a story that beats all though. I had an ex-girlfriend that moved out and left a bunch of her stuff until she got a big enough place to keep everything. I had a new girlfriend that stayed over a lot shortly after and well she brought her fave toy over too. This fave toy happened to be just like the ex's which I had packed up in her stuff for her to take when she came to get her stuff. Needless to say both were stashed in the same place... Well the ex still had keys and she showed up one day while I was at work and took her things not realizing that I had already packed her fave toy away... I never said anything to her but I still wonder what she thought when she had two identical toys.

No she found out and asked why my other g/f would have taken it and I just said she must've been jealous or mad. What else can you say to that?

When I split with my exwife, she had an extra key made, came over when I wasn't there, ripped some up some pics I had of other girls, stole some personal things. Then left the door unlocked. (we had been apart 6 months). So I did what any vindictive person would do, I called the cops and made her go into her house and get all the things she took. He then asked if I would like to press charges, I thought about it, but said WTF, that's just more time I would have to look at her in court.
Back to topic. I called her two days after she left and asked if she wanted anything she left behind, she said no, it was in the garbage the next day.
We never had kids but she was knocked up less than a year after we were apart.
I'm so glad she's gone, that was 5 years ago.

Originally posted by 93rdcurrent
No she found out and asked why my other g/f would have taken it and I just said she must've been jealous or mad. What else can you say to that?

I should add that sometimes I still think (I mean fantasize) about that toy and my ex...

hell, i was already stickinator and i dont even know the girl(s)

Sorry I refuse to post pics since that might lead to my ultimate destruction if they ever saw them...

well just pm them to me then;)

Funny thing about that is that the ex-ex g/f grew up in Beaverton and I met her when I lived in Tigard. We moved down to LA and that is where I broke up with her. She moved back up to Portland and if I did post her pic you might recognize her... So aint gonna happen since she and I are still friends...

i took a girls virginaty does that count

Done that a few times... I was not the boy you wanted your daughter dating in highschool... :)

Today I noticed that my hairbrush is covered in long blond hairs.. Should I get a new one? Will the ms K think something's up if she comes over and sees women's hair in my brush?

I had a psycho girlfriend once who when she was told to go- she "accidently" left broken glass all over in my bed, then made it back up.

what did you do to her!!
Originally posted by Kain
I had a psycho girlfriend once who when she was told to go- sho her!! do te "accidently" left broken glass all over in my bed, then made it back up.

Originally posted by guy321
Today I noticed that my hairbrush is covered in long blond hairs.. Should I get a new one? Will the ms K think something's up if she comes over and sees women's hair in my brush? That wouldn't be good to leave them :p
You shouldn't let people borrow your hairbrush, you could get lice! :D

If i wasnt concerned about crabs, why should I be concerned about lice? ;) It's an old brush.

Originally posted by Meowloud
That wouldn't be good to leave them :p
You shouldn't let people borrow your hairbrush, you could get lice! :D

damn i had one like that...i alluded to her in another thread...she had an eating disorder and was manic depressive...she took a crap load of my shirts, my Mike Mcgill skateboard the ORIGINAL one with the skull and snake, she crushed my Luminox F16 pilot watch, turned my iron on and set it on top of my dress blues (when i was still in AFROTC in college), she also threw knives and my shurikens at me, the funny thing that even made her more pissed off one night (she was drunk and high on acid) she tried to hit me with my nunchaku and almost broke her nose...she was freakin nuts...she was also a red head...i have more if your interested...beware those that live in Tuscon!!!!

Originally posted by guy321
what did you do to her!!

let me just say there were no more of the "tie me up and cut me and suck my blood" sessions!

my second ex was the worst. i was dating her when i had just started on my own, had a decent apartment, a crappy car and had some nice stuff. i broke up with her because she was crazy (you might remember her from my previous posts about the girl who fell onto gum on floor and had to cut hair short and liked to get drunk and sleep with strangers.) a few weeks after i broke up with her i came home to see that i've been robbed. the bitch had a spare key to my place and she came by when i was at work to clean the place out. she even left some used condoms on my bed, apparently she wasn't alone. needless to say i called the police and my next door neighbor told the police that my exgf had come by with another guy and a uhaul truck. the police tracked them down and found all my stuff in the garage. i pressed charges and after a long legal battle, the ex spent 6months in jail. the other guy ratted her out saying it was all her idea, and since the stolen property was in her house, he wasn't charged - thanks to testifying against her.
only bad thing about the whole situation is that it took like a week to actually arrest her and by that time she had gone through my address book and called everyone in the book, badmouthing me. stupid slut, the last i heard she had dropped out of college and lives with her parents - who hate her - and was unemployeed and dating a string of white trash boyfriends. a friend of hers is still a friend of mine and she tells me periodically that my ex is super pissed that now i'm very successful businessman (winery/hotel resort).

I guess i'll have the last word : HA

Yeah I dated a girl that turned out to be a stalker. She tried to get me fired from my job when I broke up with her and she would drive slowly down my street when I was walking my dog. She used to drive by my work and when she would see me she would take off. You know the typical mature stuff adults do when they break up, right? Yeah she was a peach.

Isn't love grand! :)

"I could eat a peach for hours..."

Originally posted by 93rdcurrent
Yeah she was a peach.

She was a joy in the bedroom and usually (as long as things went her way) a joy when we went out. But when I caught her constently lying about every day stupid stuff I just didn't see the point. Then I discovered that her lying was a disease she had and litteraly she couldn't go through a day without lying 4 or 5 times about something. So I broke up with her and she went to my boss to get me fired. Fortunately my boss knew pretty well and knew that there was no way I was doing what she claimed. She called all my friends and told them I was violent towards her (never happened) and tried to convince my friends that I talked bad about them behind their backs (again never happened). They knew me well enough not to believe her stories. So needless to say I was happy to be rid of her.

I almost forgot the best part. She lied to me about taking her birthcontrol pills and stopped for about a month and a half. Yes, she got pregnant but she ended up having a miss carriage within two months after I broke up with her. Now that's luck. There's no way I would want that f#%ked up individual bringing up anyone's child much less my own.

Funny coincidence! I have a new line in the signature... :D

Her name was Jen too... Actually I have dated like 10 Jens. For a while my friends used to joke with me whenever we would meet a new girl named Jen. I guess that makes me kinda a Jen magnet... :)

Originally posted by 93rdcurrent
Her name was Jen too... Actually I have dated like 10 Jens. For a while my friends used to joke with me whenever we would meet a new girl named Jen. I guess that makes me kinda a Jen magnet... :) It's the JEN-O-RAMA!!! If you say it, sounds like a circus show. I'm sure you can testify to that, eh? From here, she looks to be a real freak show of a Jen!
In Jen School, we really don't teach them to be that psychotic! :D

Most of them were pretty good ladies but a couple were outta hand. I wish I woulda been able to refer them to the Jen School back then.

I've been lucky and didn't date many psychos in my day. There was one though. Of course back in high school when we're stupid! He was a 6'4" Italian guy (please stop me if I've told you this story). He would stalk me, stalk my family, stalk friends, sent weird gifts and even proposed. I'm 17 for crying out loud!! He finally got himself arrested for being an arse to me and then tried to kill himself.

I hate it when they don't succeed. Killing yourself isn't exactly rocket science. I think the world would be a better place if more people succeeded. Heck under the right circumstances I might even help them along.

Originally posted by 93rdcurrent
I hate it when they don't succeed. Killing yourself isn't exactly rocket science. I think the world would be a better place if more people succeeded. Heck under the right circumstances I might even help them along. PSSH! You'd think they could get it right!!! How hard is it to drink a case of beer and a lot of liquor... while taking a bunch of pills?! It's not like you don't have the time!!!! Geez!!
Yet another thing they were a loser at!

Seriously, I wouldn't joke if this guy had a mental problem... but he was one of those 'spoiled' types that got everything they wanted. I'm sure he thinks I'm Satan.

Originally posted by Meowloud
I'm sure he thinks I'm Satan. I'm sure I probably am!!! :D
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!

Well he might be right about the the Angel of Darkness stuff but I have to agree. This ex-stalker Jen I dated was like perfectly normal till you found out that instead of going to her uncle's, house where she said she was going, she was going out with a couple of friends. I didn't care either way I was usually out surfing in Huntington Beach anyway. She just would lie about stupid stuff like that all the time. No serious mental illness but then she didn't try to kill herself either.

Originally posted by Meowloud
I'm sure I probably am!!! :D
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!

Damn you beat me to the punch line.

Well I've found out wm's aren't exactly the most stable. I dated this girl for three monthes when she asked me to marry her so we could both get extra pay. The thought did cross my mind extra pay as a pfc would of been great but marriage, umm.. no. She began yelling that all her friends are doing it and she needed the money plus she loved me. Which I kindly said go f**k yourself, and tried to go on my merry way. Well she later went to my xo and company gunny saying that my friend and I raped her and tired to get her to sell drugs for us. no shit drugs!!! Well my friend at the time was shitbird so they belived her and tried to charge us. My friend was at the point of killing her since we were already going to the brig, until I got her friends to come clean, luckily they werent psychos like her and she got a dishonorable discharge with a year in the brig. The 2nd wm pretty much killed any thoughts to get involved with any one in the military. But I'll save that one for later.