View Full Version : A little lie..


guy321
05-06-2004, 08:02 AM
Ok, now I feel a little guilty because I lied lastnight.

If someone comes to your door that you've never met before, knocks on your door at 11:30pm, says he's your neighbor and asks for $20 bucks.. what do you do??

Say you just happen to have $20..

I told him I don't carry cash.. which I normally don't. He then rode off on his bike, and I went to go check on my car.. Was this the right thing? What else could one do? Aside from shooting him.. (for all you texans)

Meowloud
05-06-2004, 08:06 AM
I forgot to tell you, that maybe grab a gun and hold it when you answer the door. Strangers don't like that and aren't keen on coming back.

I still stand by my opinion that the guy was casing your place. :confused:

I wouldn't feel bad about lying... maybe should have added another lie that your 'kind' doesn't believe in money, because it won't hold up to stargate speed in the mother-ship.

jtimbck2
05-06-2004, 08:06 AM
I would have done the same thing. That would have really weirded me out.

I remember something similar happening to me several years ago: one night (it was probably around 11:00) someone knocked on my apartment door. I opened the door, the guy asked if he could hang out in my apt. for a few minutes, he was hiding from someone. Of course I said "no" and closed the door in his face! I can only imagine what was going on!

blue flash
05-06-2004, 08:07 AM
i think you did the right thing since you did not know him.so many people want to scam you. but he had balls comming up to your house that late

guy321
05-06-2004, 08:07 AM
i've seen him hang out with the naked guy next door before. but i dont have anything in my apartment anyway

Originally posted by Meowloud
I forgot to tell you, that maybe grab a gun and hold it when you answer the door. Strangers don't like that and aren't keen on coming back.

I still stand by my olupinion that the guy was casing your place. :confused:

Meowloud
05-06-2004, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by guy321
i've seen him hang out with the naked guy next door before. but i dont have anything in my apartment anyway
Ohh, that doesn't sound good. And think of this... the naked guy surely knew he came by/was coming by to bum money! That makes the naked guy not as cool as I thought. :(

Speed-ER doc
05-06-2004, 08:11 AM
Why would you even open your door to a stranger at 11:30 pm?

You are either one bad mofo, pack heat, or just incredibly naive (at least you weren't naive enough to give him the money, but still....).

I have an intercom, but you could have done the peephole/yell thing.

Meowloud
05-06-2004, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by Speed-ER doc
Why would you even open your door to a stranger at 11:30 pm?
You are either one bad mofo, pack heat, or just incredibly naive
I had him distracted by talking on the phone with him at the time.
Yes, it was phone sex.

guy321
05-06-2004, 08:14 AM
well, im only 5'9 160lbs, i dont carry a gun, so i must be nieve ;)

yes, i was distracted too!

Originally posted by Speed-ER doc
Why would you even open your door to a stranger at 11:30 pm?

You are either one bad mofo, pack heat, or just incredibly naive (at least you weren't naive enough to give him the money, but still....).

I have an intercom, but you could have done the peephole/yell thing.

Speed-ER doc
05-06-2004, 08:21 AM
You could be Royce Gracie when cornered though.....

SiMplyBluE
05-06-2004, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by Meowloud
I had him distracted by talking on the phone with him at the time.
Yes, it was phone sex.
How come guy321 gets all the fun around here??

guy321
05-06-2004, 08:25 AM
cuz im shy n nieve

Originally posted by SiMplyBluE
How come guy321 gets all the fun around here??

hotpot
05-06-2004, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by SiMplyBluE
How come guy321 gets all the fun around here??
Because he lies.

Meowloud
05-06-2004, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by guy321
cuz im shy n nieve
Yeah, RIGHT!

guy321
05-06-2004, 08:33 AM
why do i get to have all the fun then? :)

Originally posted by Meowloud
Yeah, RIGHT!

guy321
05-06-2004, 08:34 AM
i tell them i'm hotpot!

Originally posted by hotpot
Because he lies.

Meowloud
05-06-2004, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by guy321
why do i get to have all the fun then? :)
I don't know if I would consider a guy knocking at my door at 11:30 at night... fun! Oh, you didn't mean THAT, huh?
Or maybe fun can be considered as... the naked guy next door that flaunts around in a towel? Still no? Hrm...

guy321
05-06-2004, 08:39 AM
towel my ass, he wasnt IN the towel, he was just holding one!!


Originally posted by Meowloud
I don't know if I would consider a guy knocking at my door at 11:30 at night... fun! Oh, you didn't mean THAT, huh?
Or maybe fun can be considered as... the naked guy next door that flaunts around in a towel? Still no? Hrm...

Meowloud
05-06-2004, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by guy321
towel my ass, he wasnt IN the towel, he was just holding one!!
"Free Ballin', now I'm Free Ballin'.... yeah I'm freeeee!" (in my best Tom Petty voice.)

hotpot
05-06-2004, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by guy321
towel my ass, he wasnt IN the towel, he was just holding one!!
So you had a naked guy holding a towel while you were having phone sex with Meow.
What next?

guy321
05-06-2004, 09:01 AM
I'll need 3 cats and a key lime pie..

Originally posted by hotpot
So you had a naked guy holding a towel while you were having phone sex with Meow.
What next?

93rdcurrent
05-06-2004, 01:26 PM
If the guy came to my door that late I would have been real unfriendly. And I would have said nothing short of, "Go get a fucking job!"

bluesunlion
05-06-2004, 01:29 PM
For phones, I have caller ID, for doors, I have a peep hole.

Meowloud
05-06-2004, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by bluesunlion
For phones, I have caller ID, for doors, I have a peep hole.
And for stop-light window washers, I have a gun :D

93rdcurrent
05-06-2004, 01:34 PM
My kinda a lady ;)