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DjGO
04-14-2004, 12:18 AM
SCORE! Ten cars that'll get you a date



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Mazda RX-8


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What does it say about you?
That you're a thrill-seeker, and that you have better things to do with your money than spend more than $33K on a car (like go on lavish dates and shower your love with gifts).

Who will it attract?
Reality-based yet adventurous types who have their heads in the clouds but their driving shoes on the ground.

Its best angle:
From the rear "three-quarter," preferably while in another car. That position puts you at the best possible viewing angle to appreciate how distinctly separate the front fender is from the "fuselage." From there, you can also see the nifty clear-lens taillamps and the nicely placed door cutlines.

Where to take it on your first date:
Someplace remote, with a really, really curvy driveway. That way, you can experience the incredibly flat cornering (thanks to its wide stance, perfect 50/50 weight distribution and outstanding suspension geometry). Advice: keep the engine revving high -- it sounds so good up near its 9,000-rpm redline that you won't even have to turn on the incredible optional Bose stereo.

What's the real story?
This is a real car, guys. While the RX-8 may not be terribly expensive, nor from a prestigious automaker, nor even as slippery-slidery gorgeous as a Jaguar, it has sex appeal for days. It's definitely not the car that comes to mind when you think of ridiculously sexy cars, but it always surprises unsuspecting observers who may be pumping gas next to you, or who are waiting with you at the car wash. It's a real conversation starter, and therefore, your ticket to a fun first date.

The RX-8 also has measurably more utility than virtually any other sports car, thanks to two bucket seats in back that can fit six-footers comfortably (really), accessed by rear-hinged back doors that make getting in and out of there much easier. Just don't think about gettin' down in back on that date, as a huge driveshaft tunnel/console separates the seats.

The eensy but powerful rotary engine is pure joy, especially with the short-throw six-speed manual transmission. Also, forget any rotary reservations you may have, since it benefits from some pioneering design developments that leave the coughing, smoking, high-maintenance rotaries of the '80s and '90s in the past where they belong.

Critical dimensions
Seats: 4
Engine: 1.3-liter two-rotor Rotary (238 hp, 159 lb-ft of torque)
Drive wheels: Rear
Cargo space (cubic feet): 7.6
Fuel economy: 18/24 (manual), 18/25 (automatic)
Estimated price: $26K–$33K

Baller
04-14-2004, 12:32 AM
WTF

DjGO
04-14-2004, 12:34 AM
the cars that are in there cost way over 50,000 the rx8 is the cheapest car on the list.

Baller
04-14-2004, 12:36 AM
WTF #2

DjGO
04-14-2004, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by Baller
WTF #2

what do u mean by what the fu** is it bad that it was on a gay website. i said gay website not gay porn!!

Baller
04-14-2004, 12:40 AM
WTF #3

DjGO
04-14-2004, 12:43 AM
You are starting to piss me off here. if it bothers u so much dont click on the damm link it is that easy.

Baller
04-14-2004, 12:44 AM
WTF #4

RX-GR8
04-14-2004, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by DjGO
what do u mean by what the fu** is it bad that it was on a gay website. i said gay website not gay porn!!

it's bad that you spelled the "teh" twice in one sentence. are you dyslexic? :)

Sanguine_Dark
04-14-2004, 12:46 AM
Perhaps baller is having difficulty coming to terms with the fact the Djgo/eclips0 is clearly out of the closet? Of course he may have deeply represed issues regarding such things. Or he could just be taking the typical reaction to sudden discovery of such things. Not bashing Baller just poking some fun :D

Baller
04-14-2004, 12:49 AM
:p :p :p :p

DjGO
04-14-2004, 12:52 AM
I thought we were in the 21st century. U would think that people would be OK with it but if not. I guess ill take the thread out then. I honestly didn't think it would bother anyone. Its pretty funny straight guys fantasize about lesbians but if u say t the gay word OMG lesbians are gay people to. They should wake up and see that.


P. s not all straight men fantasize about lesbians or two girls kissing ect.

Sanguine_Dark
04-14-2004, 12:54 AM
hmmm...and I thought EVERYONE fantasized about that...men and women....jeez. I've been misled. :(

Baller
04-14-2004, 12:54 AM
EVERYBODY IS GAY

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas."

The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I''ve just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I''ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

Sanguine_Dark
04-14-2004, 12:55 AM
ROFL

DjGO
04-14-2004, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by Baller
EVERYBODY IS GAY

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas."

The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I''ve just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I''ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

thanks i needed that

RX-GR8
04-14-2004, 12:58 AM
so eclps when are you starting school again?

DjGO
04-14-2004, 01:02 AM
IM back already. Honestly I don't like my school. I should have gone to UM or Fullsail. Also i signed up for the contest to intern for a hoobastank music video

titaniumgrey
04-18-2004, 05:11 PM
wtf wtf wtff !!!

KrustyKlown
04-18-2004, 05:58 PM
For the record... I would like to come out and say... I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body...

There, I feel better.

Speed-ER doc
04-18-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by DjGO
You are starting to piss me off here. if it bothers u so much dont click on the damm link it is that easy.
There's no link there, but it's probably just as well.

Then my wife would be saying WTF if she checked the history!

Baller
04-18-2004, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by KrustyKlown
For the record... I would like to come out and say... I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body...

There, I feel better.

I think I'm a lesbian too.......

rev-2-9k
04-18-2004, 08:10 PM
If I was a woman I sure as hell would be a lesbian.

DjGO
04-18-2004, 08:16 PM
if i was a girl i would be straight, but hence the thing between my legs im not so i guess im gay ( ohh darn) Lucky me.

D MENAC 7
04-18-2004, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by KrustyKlown
For the record... I would like to come out and say... I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body...

There, I feel better.

HEY!!! You stole that line from me! Jeeez, such plagerism (sp?) I swear, first the guy on e bay...

KrustyKlown
04-19-2004, 01:27 AM
HEY!!! You stole that line from me! Jeeez, such plagerism (sp?) I swear, first the guy on e bay...

My bad, I thought it was public domain. I have been saying it for a while.

TM noted.

RX8Lover
04-19-2004, 06:47 AM
WTF!

D MENAC 7
04-19-2004, 07:19 AM
Originally posted by KrustyKlown
My bad, I thought it was public domain. I have been saying it for a while.

TM noted. LOL Yeah, like I have it copywrited...:D

jtimbck2
04-19-2004, 12:12 PM
So where's the link? What website was it?

DjGO
04-19-2004, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by jtimbck2
So where's the link? What website was it?

It was gay.com I dont know if its still there though?

rx8miami
04-19-2004, 09:07 PM
??????????? Sometimes this site just doesn't make sense

DjGO
04-19-2004, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by rx8miami
??????????? Sometimes this site just doesn't make sense

Why? I thought people would like to know.

Baller
04-19-2004, 11:20 PM
WTF

bay
04-19-2004, 11:48 PM
well..

DjGO
04-20-2004, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by bay
well..

your a fast one arent ya

bay
04-20-2004, 07:05 AM
i spend less time being fast on a computer and more time being fast in my 8..

.02$

DjGO
04-20-2004, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by bay
i spend less time being fast on a computer and more time being fast in my 8..

.02$


Me to but thank god i have my nj mouth and i talk my way out of tickets!

by the way bay i was just joking. no hard feelings