Who would win this matchup? The rx8 has borla, and cz mod, but Jesus has miracles. Hmm

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, niether one has pistons.. it would be a toss up.

Originally posted by Winning_BlueRX8
Who would win this matchup? The rx8 has borla, and cz mod, but Jesus has miracles. Hmm

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yea, but Jesus wore sandals. Reduced weight = faster acceleration

Jeasus has facial hair, that's extra wind resistence. the 8 is streamlined!
Originally posted by Winning_BlueRX8
yea, but Jesus wore sandals. Reduced weight = faster acceleration

No way. Jesus would walk the 8 no contest (Jesus has more torque and after market sandals).

Maybe if they raced over water!!

Originally posted by MTCD01
No way. Jesus would walk the 8 no contest (Jesus has more torque and after market sandals).

Can the RX8 drive of water? Can it raise the dead? Ever try nailing one to a cross?

Then again, I'm not sure what Jesus' 0 to 60 or 1/4 miles were.

All depends on what's important to you. ;)

what the? remember what happened last time the board was struck with a trend, a new section opened up called "Polls"...if any more of these pop up, i think we should have a forum dedicated strictly to stupid "RX-8 vs. (fill in the blank)" threads

I'm pretty sure we're all going to hell now. Atleast the 8 has AC

Originally posted by ABG
Can the RX8 drive of water? Can it raise the dead? Ever try nailing one to a cross?

Then again, I'm not sure what Jesus' 0 to 60 or 1/4 miles were.

All depends on what's important to you. ;)

I'm going to go with Jesus here being that it's Easter weekend :D

Umm, respect Jesus please....

Aaaahhh! I will put my money on the 8. At least the 8=fun. Seeing someone's god nailed to a cross does nothing for me. And I have yet to meet any lepers or dead who have been fixed by miracles and as many times as I have tried I still haven't been able to turn water into wine (if there was a god "almighty" I know my prayers would have been answered on this one).

Originally posted by 93rdcurrent
Aaaahhh! I will put my money on the 8. At least the 8=fun. Seeing someone's god nailed to a cross does nothing for me. And I have yet to meet any lepers or dead who have been fixed by miracles and as many times as I have tried I still haven't been able to turn water into wine (if there was a god "almighty" I know my prayers would have been answered on this one).

Wow, great answer!

Is this Jesus with or without the cross? The cross would add weight and drag.

Look at how people dont show respect....

http://yvening.com/photos/2001-11-20%20-%20Buddy%20Christ/buddychrist1.jpg

Dunno, if Jesus is modded (ala Buddy Christ) I think it'll be a draw :D

Originally posted by mental pimp
Look at how people dont show respect....

Pray for us, Mental Pimp.

Originally posted by mental pimp
Look at how people dont show respect....

Freedom of speech bro. It's a beautiful thing.

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -Stephen Roberts

isn't that kinda comparing apples and oranges? i mean why would you race a modified RX-8 vs. Jesus? i think that if you outfitted Jesus with some Nike Shox or new Air Jordans, shaved all his body hair, and injected him with some sort of steroids that runners use, he'd put up a pretty good fight...also, i heard Jesus is great on the twisties

Originally posted by BRx8
isn't that kinda comparing apples and oranges? i mean why would you race a modified RX-8 vs. Jesus?

Well, when Jesus ascended to heaven, we was going fast enough to break Earth's gravity. But I guess you guys don't care about straight line acceleration. ;)

I heard the road to hell is a twisty, downward spiral....and I'm bailing out of this thread before I get in an accident on the way home! :eek: ;)

Right on I'm all about the twisties!!! :D

I'm driving the bus to hell. Sounds like you guys will be joining me.

WWJD = What would Jesus DRIVE

Obviously Jesus would drive a VW Van. Look at him he's a freakin' hippy. Plus he could hotbox it.

Originally posted by WinningBlue
WWJD = What would Jesus DRIVE

certainly not the RX-8...maybe a Prius which gets 60mpg

i can definitely see him on a scooter though, but not a Ducati

lol

I think we are forgetting about the gas mileage and flooding issues.. If Jesus were to take a rest after walking a few feet in winter, I'm sure he could get back up and start walking again. And didn't he go on some crazy fast where he barely ate? I'm sure I'd have to stop for gas like every 2 hours..

However, with the L reflash the RX8 is better on both front and should be able to hold its own in an endurance race.

But one thing that you guys haven't mentioned is weight distribution. Jesus has excellent weight distribution, though he does have a higher center of mass.

It will be a close one, and I'm not too worried about the water. I hear Moses is hooking up with the RX8 and will be taking care of any water hazards..

Originally posted by OdDbaLL0789
*shakes head at you guys*
This is disappointing....I'm 14, and have been baptized by the Holy Spirit (and, as a special privelege, can speak in a "special tongue" which I cannot understand, yet speak from my spirit

I have a friend that spoke in tongues while high on PCP. All kidding aside, I have the right to believe in not believing just like you have the right to believe in Jesus. If believing in Jesus makes you a better person, more power to you. I just don't like pricks that condemn others that don’t share their views & opinion. Throughout time religious conflicts have killed more people than all diseases combined.

This thread is friggin hysterical...by far the funniest "RX8 vs. ___" thread.

is this before or after HE ascended? if after than JC ownz the 8. no mass as a spirit.

and believe me oddball or whatever that spelling is supposed to be- yeah you the 14 year old- i can tell you that JC definetly has a sense of humour. it's not the words it is the spirit behind them. you need to learn to tell the difference. worry about yourself cause JC can surely take care of himself and doesn't need anyone sticking up for him.

Well said zoom, well said. That kid could use a chill pill.

Originally posted by ABG
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Then again, I'm not sure what Jesus' 0 to 60 or 1/4 miles were.
...

Three days...

Well you guys are making fun of Jesus, you need to take a chill pill, im tired of seeing all of these people using Jesus for stupid things, RESPECT, fools........

I think you're the one in need of said chill pill.

Obviously this thread disturbs you, so please exercise your right not to read it. If you don't read it, it won't bother you.

If Jesus was being chased by Jews with stones, nails, Mel Gibson, and a cross I bet that would net him at least another 40 fhp (foot horse power).


And this one is for you Pimple.

It would be a tie. After all, he rose from the dead, have you ever seen any car do that? Also, he is omnipresent. He is here and he is there all at the same time so, there is no beginning and end for Christ. How could he race? He is within in us, so, he would cross the finish line at the same time. Of course, none of this can be proved scientifically.

The winner would be......Jesus, by a miracle. Seriously Jesus may not be faster, but he could miracle his way to the finish line. I know I would if I was the almighty

Ike, that pic is just wrong. But I am LMAO.

Sorry for another dijointed thought, and I am not being a post whore here because after all, they don't count. But anyone who might be offended here, relax. Don't you think Jesus would be able to recognize and appreciate a little humor being poked at him, heck he forgave people who crucified and whipped him. If you believe that, then you certainly believe he would forgive this thread. He'd probably join in. Oh, and I have the gift of tongues as well. Ask my wife.

Originally posted by Senseny
Ike, that pic is just wrong. But I am LMAO.

haha, yes it is VERY wrong...somehow Jesus practicing 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink is going a little bit too far :D

I think the real question here is would the RX8 win versus THE Jesus, as in Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski. The only Jesus in my book is this "petterass". I dunno, that bowling outfit is damn slick, and the hairnet...real aerodynamic. I think the RX8 would loose out by a "tongue" ( you know what I mean if you've seen the movie) to THE JESUS. By far the best cameo appearance of any actor, ever. Long live John Turturro and the RX8!

Kurt G.

"You said it man, nobody fawks with THE JESUS!"

Originally posted by OdDbaLL0789
*shakes head at you guys*
This is disappointing....I'm 14, and have been baptized by the Holy Spirit (and, as a special privelege, can speak in a "special tongue" which I cannot understand, yet speak from my spirit), HAVE BEEN HEALED from a severe fever, had one of my arms, which was uneven, grow out, although by only about a centimeter, BY MY OWN PRAYER, through JESUS, and have seen miracles of healing, like the deaf hearing and cancers disappearing, testimonies of healings, read several books, currently am reading a chapter of the Bible per day(normally 3 per day), and I go to church on Sundays, Tuesdays, occasionally Wednesdays, (starting tommorrow, Friday as well), and Saturdays.

And you are comparing a car to JESUS? Saying you are all going to hell??? This is no joke!

I think some of you need to read the Bible a little (especially the New Testament), some other books about Jesus and things like that...
Go to a "revival meeting," or a "healing meeting," if you want to see some miracles, and who knows, you might get healed YOURSELF, whether you like it or not, because GOD is sovereign...
If Jesus wanted to, he could heal someone as they read THIS RIGHT NOW, if he wanted to...

You want freedom of speech, then go ahead, joke around, but you will see, sooner or later, what you are doing!!!

At least think about this and what you are doing...

God bless you...

Wow, this made me think of one of my favorite songs!

"Happy Guy"

He's just a man getting through life the best he can
He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer
Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity
From his family - his friends say how could he
Turn his back on reason worshipping
A God finding truth through fear and mind control
He's just a man trying to explain how
He found the word of God could make his life seem less insane
So he shares what he's read, what he understands, it makes
sense to him, it makes perfect sense to him, in fact
He's never seen so clearly
Turned his back on free will - has he lost his mind?
He'd rather kneel down than take charge of his life
And he knows what people think, but it dosen't sway him
He can read the writings on the wall
'Cause he knows how people treat, how they treat each other
A sacrifice to benefit the all
Don't try to judge him, his theological ideas
His hopes may be false but his happiness is real
Don't try to judge him, he's just a man

I really don't want to turn this into a religious philosophy thread so I am going to just say at 14 years old you are just beginning to discover that you have a voice. In another 14 years you may even understand that said voice has a purpose. Speak in tongues if that makes you feel good but at the same time respect my very strong feelings that your speaking in tongues is doing nothing for me.

Keep up what makes you happy and gives you purpose just realize that one persons treasure can be another persons trash and I will have a hell of a time in hadies dancing with the devil if there is one. Why? Because I got to have a good time here and didn't waste my time trying to impress a preacher that is doing what I should have been doing in his spare time... I will leave that up to your imagination since you are 14 and I won't contribute to the deliquency of a minor.

Moral of the story... the RX-8 is built for fun so let that right foot have at it and if Jesus gets in the way... *splat*... road is now clear you can travel at your leisure.

Originally posted by mental pimp
Well you guys are making fun of Jesus, you need to take a chill pill, im tired of seeing all of these people using Jesus for stupid things, RESPECT, fools........

I respect Jesus; I just happen to believe He has a sense of humor!

Now if Jesus could turn water into GASOLINE, that might cure our MPG problem!

THUMBS UP!

i bet some people have confused you with me. I know I have a few times.

Originally posted by OdDbaLL0789
I'm 14, and as a special privelege, can speak in a "special tongue" (which I cannot understand, yet speak from my spirit)

<Speed-ER doc thinks of Middle Eastern women going "LU-LU-LU-LU-LU!!!!!!">

HAVE BEEN HEALED from a severe fever...
Tylenol works great too, dude


and have seen miracles of healing, like the deaf hearing and cancers disappearing
Hearing aids rock too, and chemotherapy sometimes works.

Have a nice day.

Originally posted by Winning_BlueRX8
i bet some people have confused you with me. I know I have a few times.

If you are confused, I suggest reading the Bible. It will make everything clear. In the final days of the world, there were two Winning Blues, one feline, and one canine. In their battles, they inadvertantly destroyed all that was mankind, and in the end, pitious weeping, sorrow, and bitterness was all that was left for the godless worshipers of the machine created by the engineers who made their home at site of the genesis of the apocalypse

Or maybe that was something I saw that on the USA Network the other night....:D

LOL doc.

this is an awesome thread. one I think jesus himself would enjoy.
but i dont think anyone here has insulted or disrespected jesus in anyway. afterall, an ominipotent being with no sense of humor is a rather askewed view of god. afterall, if he/she/it is a perfect being, then by reason he/she/it would have the best sense of humor of us all, one who can dish out the pain as well as take some like a man. if you're to take into heart what the bible says, and truely believe that everything in this world was created by god, then humor too is an intricate part of creation, one that has served us well in times of sorrow and pain. i'm sure that jesus himself was a pretty fun guy in real life (if he really existed). what with the turning water into wine, feeding the masses, and throwing a party with his buddies right before he knew he would never see them again.

If there is a god, he has a wicked sense of humor, and that is good. People who take themselves (and their "beliefs") too seriously are the worst sort of fools, and often dangerous.

Llamas

Amen bros, preach on. I like fun and jokes much better than fire and brimstone. And once again the gift of tongues is better when given to the ladies, not some boy. Althought the priests in the parish where I grew up may disagree.

Originally posted by mental pimp
Llamas

Mental,

Do me a favor and stay out of this thread. I don't want one of your enemies to come in here and start flaming you to the point that a moderator has to close this thread. If you honestly do not like this thread, please do not read it anymore. Thanks!

Originally posted by IkeWRX
If Jesus was being chased by Jews with stones, nails, Mel Gibson, ...

*GASP* How DARE you take Mel Gibson's name in vain! BLASPHEMER! :D

- VK

Originally posted by Winning_BlueRX8
Mental,

Do me a favor and stay out of this thread. I don't want one of your enemies to come in here and start flaming you to the point that a moderator has to close this thread. If you honestly do not like this thread, please do not read it anymore. Thanks!

How many Llamas does it take to change a light bulb?

Originally posted by mental pimp
How many Llamas does it take to change a light bulb?

-You cannot change the lightbulb. It must change itself.

-They don't, they just keep getting reincarnated until something better is invented.

vk, lmao...

Well you guys got me curious. I did some research to see just what it would take to beat Jesus in my trusty RX-8. After digging around I have managed to reveal what I believe to be Jesus's trusty steed in this race. I think a RX8 would take him as long as it is careful to not get caught in front of him.

Originally posted by BRx8
certainly not the RX-8...maybe a Prius which gets 60mpg

i can definitely see him on a scooter though, but not a Ducati

He definately wouldn't be driving an 8, unless there are of course several gas stations along the way to heaven, or is able to perform additional miracles... like say, the never-empty gas tank? ;)
And, on a side note, in most religious circles, humor is considered to be one of "Gods" greatest creations.

Case in point: My stepson got me an interesting Christmas present last year: "The Jesus action figure".

It depends on the driver.

Originally posted by D MENAC 7
It would be a tie. After all, he rose from the dead, have you ever seen any car do that?

I saw a Fiat X-19 do that once.

I think the race would be a forfeit. Jesus is dead - how fast can a cadaver run the 1/4 mile, especially dragging all that hardware with him?

Anyway, I wouldn't race an invisible man in the sky. Last time I did that they used their radio and called a cruiser.

Do you think Jesus has a walkie-talkie? That would suck, but at least the believers could call him.

"Breaker 1 - 9, this is Jesus buddy, come on back"
"Go ahead Jesus buddy, this is the Pontiff. What's your 20?"
"I'm on the right hand..."
etc...

Clearly the RX-8s engine would flood and Jesus would win while it gets towed back to the dealer for the reflash and new spark plugs.

It says in the Bible, yes the Bible, that Jesus and the Apostles were all in one Accord--so with all that extra weight that Honda would be pretty damn slow IMHO. Damn slow.