Guys this should put a smile on your faces , since i havent been posting of late things have been very prim and proper, however things are about to change ha ha ha

Enjoy
michael

TWO GAY GUYS SIT AND TALK IDLY TO EACH OTHER ON A PARK BENCH.

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Hello:



HI:



What’s your name?



DANNY DUNLOP… AND YOURS?



Garry Goodyear.



HOW ARE YOU?



Tired.



OH WHEELY?



Yes, I just seem to be going round in circles all the time.



ME TOO. IT’S LIKE BURNING RUBBER ALL DAY LONG.



Yes I know what you mean, I was told to tread lightly today. I have weak walls

with a high temperature. All round sickly.



I’M FEELING SO DEFLATED.

THIS MORNING I HAD A BAD CASE OF FLATULENCE, YOU KNOW, TOO MUCH AIR…

HAVING TO RUN YOU KNOW WHERE AND STEER AT THAT DAMN RIM ALL MORNING.



Oh yes, I know, having to keep a low profile…makes you sick.



Got a girl friend??



YES I HAVE, SHE’S A BIT OF A CROSS PLY, BUT WITH A GREAT BODY STATISTIC.

15 HR 75 SP FROM YOKOHAMA



WOW!! Can she Hancook?



YOU BET SHE CAN, TROUBLE IS, SHE HAS THESE BURN-OUTS AND FLATSPOTS

HERSELF INTO A SPIN. GOES WHEELY NUTS OVER NOTHING WHILE I HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER RANT AND RADIAL ALL DAY LONG.



I have this friend of mine, Pete Pirelli, bit of a hubcap but he’s A1 if you know what

I mean. He used to go out with Michelin, do you know her, the sort with the big hoola hoops.





OH YES, SHE HAD A GRIP ON KELLY SPRINGFIELD, A REAL RETREAD…

BIT OF GOER … HIGH PROFILE TYPE.



Yes that’s her, a real spare.

She spoke to me the other day you know…



OH WHEELY!!!! WHAT’S THE SQUEAL THIS TIME?



Get outta my way - bloody Volvo driver!!!



OOW, HOW VULCANISING.



Likes to hug the road. Not a patch on the others though.



SHE STOPPED ME DEAD IN MY TRACKS, BROUGHT ME TO SCREECHING HALT.



How deflamatory can you get. I don’t think I will last the distance with her.

I prefer your type, you know, Bob Jane T-Mart type, that adds Firestone to a simple

Beaurepaire like me.





OOH WELL, MUST TAKE OFF NOW.

SEE YOU LATER, HAVE A GOODYEAR.



Ok Danny, just watch out for the Bridgestone ahead.

Don’t want to recap yourself do you.

Someone really bored put all that together. It was very creative though. I'm still trying to figure out how it is 2 gay guys when they mention girlfriends? Apparently I missed something.

Originally posted by rotarygod
Someone really bored put all that together. It was very creative though. I'm still trying to figure out how it is 2 gay guys when they mention girlfriends? Apparently I missed something.

Rotary god

ONE OR BOTH OF THE GUYS COULD BE BISEXUAL, hey but jokes dont need analysis .

Keep up your great tecknical treads and leave the jokes to me .
HA HA HA .

ENJOY
MICHAEL

Aussie humor huh?
Here's a new year's greeting I got.
If you had sex everyday in 2003 and used a condom each time, you would have used enough rubber to make a tyre. And you could call that a Good Year.

365 DAYS OF SEX , POSSIBLE BUT YOUD NEED 365 DIFFERENT LADIES TO MAKE IT WORTHWHILE .

CHEERS
MICHAEL

Now that's the Australian humor I'm familiar with :D

That was gay.

Originally posted by Lock & Load
365 DAYS OF SEX , POSSIBLE BUT YOUD NEED 365 DIFFERENT LADIES TO MAKE IT WORTHWHILE .

CHEERS
MICHAEL

I hear that down under, sheep are not used just for food and wool.

Hotpot

SINCE YOU ARE KEEN ON SHEEP I HAVE ATTACHED THIS FOR YOU .HA HA HA

That is your favourite sheep isnt it L&L :D

Thanks L&L.
No swimsuit edition?

Watch it with the "that was gay" comments, please.

Originally posted by jtimbck2
Watch it with the "that was gay" comments, please.

agreed. it was kind of giddily queer though.