Which hand do you wipe with?

Right

And as a subsidiary question: Fold or wad? (I fold)

Neither.

I wipe with toilet paper.

(folded)

Originally posted by Racer X-8
Neither.

I wipe with toilet paper.

(folded)

We have a weiner! Damn, you must have heard that old one before.

I'm a righty, and I fold. Wadding paper seems like a waste of TP to me.

More questions: Are you a stander, or a leaner? Front to back, or back to front?

OK, this is degenerating really fast here...LOL

Originally posted by Winning_BlueRX8
I'm a righty, and I fold. Wadding paper seems like a waste of TP to me.

More questions: Are you a stander, or a leaner? Front to back, or back to front?

Are you talking about sex?

No sir. I am talking about the pose you take when wiping, and the direction of your wipes

right, sit, back to front

insane, truly insane

Originally posted by Winning_BlueRX8
...Wadding paper seems like a waste of TP to me.

More questions: Are you a stander, or a leaner? Front to back, or back to front? About wadding, I gave up on that a long long time ago. :mad: It's easiest that way, but my fingers would so many times wind-up regretting it, so I gave it up and went with folded, where it's much safer. :o

Your other questions? There are some things I wouldn't tell my mother! :D

Originally posted by Racer X-8
About wadding, I gave up on that a long long time ago. :mad: It's easiest that way, but my fingers would so many times wind-up regretting it, so I gave it up and went with folded, where it's much safer. :o

Your other questions? There are some things I wouldn't tell my mother! :D

Hahah. Got some poo on the fingers, huh. Yea, I gave up the wad technique a long time ago. It's fine for children, when their entire hand holds the wad, but when you grow up, your fingers suffer the consequences.

This thread reminds me of a video where this guy in his 20's walks into a public restroom and heads for the urinals. He picks a urinal between two other men and drops his pants all the way down to his ankles to piss as though he were a toddler. Everyone tried to pretend nothing was out of the ordinary.

ROFL!!!

I'm trying to figure out why someone ws taking a video in the men's room. Was this a Candid Camera type of thing?

They were pranksters. They were wanting to see how everyone would react.

Right hand too, wipe wipe we wipe our butts

Holly $h1t, I thought this one died a L O N G time ago!