Well, I wanted to order a few things for my 8... tire stem caps, fender strakes...So I call my local nissan dealer, they tell me they can not get them...Iin fact, they tell me to piss off!
I get the manager on the phone, who calls me a wako...So I call nissan of north america, and explaine again that I want some parts for my 8...they tell me they will "get back" to me...two hours, still no call..is this typical of nissans servace? Boy I am glad I bought an 8!

This is a joke right?

Why did you buy your RX-8 from a Nissan dealer?

No, I bought it from a mazda dealer...Thus the irony....

You guys don't know klegg very well, do you?

a few too many again klegg? shouldn't you be in the kleggspeed factory?

OSHA is busy doing a surprise inspection, those basterds!! Citing us for violating some wild endangered animal treaty..

Remember our motto.."small minds, bad ideas"

This is what is known as a "Kleggism"!

This is just sad...

1. I actually read this thread; and

2. Someone would start a thread like this. They must really have no life. :eek:

I thought it was funny, but then again I have a sense of humor.

Originally posted by 310Guy
This is just sad...

1. I actually read this thread; and

2. Someone would start a thread like this. They must really have no life. :eek:

My life involves making people giggle...I live to serve...

You made me giggle on a sunday morning at 01:25.

hmm i got free tire valve covers from infiniti today.. a friend is looking at G35x and the dealer came out to see the 8 noticed i didnt have valve covers on the front tire so he gave me few extras :-)

Originally posted by Shocka
hmm i got free tire valve covers from infiniti today.. a friend is looking at G35x and the dealer came out to see the 8 noticed i didnt have valve covers on the front tire so he gave me few extras :-)

Wow...now that's good service

you never cease to amaze me Klegg...

those damn nissan dealers...they wouldn't even let me test drive the 8...so I said, "FINE!, I'll just go to a MAZDA dealer!!!!"

Lmao, nice one Klegg :)

Talking about Nissan Dealers, here's a story from South Africa.

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. "You Sign! You sign!"

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. The little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

Mr Mandela is getting a bit pissed off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him;

"Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:

"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

god I laughed my head off at that "kleggism" cause I was just picturing what a nissan guy would do if I drove in to the service bay and wanted them to do a service on my 8 LOL

the last post on the other hand.... it doesn't make sense... some Chinese may not be able to pronounce english words perfectly, but they can probably read when the guy consults his clipboard