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BRx8
02-09-2004, 01:45 PM
Who the hell designed this?!?

Knerk
02-09-2004, 01:51 PM
Yeah I've seen that - its wrong on so many levels.

Donald Duck we hardly knew ye!

Gord96BRG
02-09-2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Knerk
Donald Duck we hardly knew ye!

Oh, come on - you never wondered why he never wore pants? ;) He's probably Michael Jackson's hero! :D

Regards,
Gordon

Ike
02-09-2004, 02:35 PM
That's not nearly as bad as the vibrating Harry Potter broomstick... That was hillarious and I wish I sill could see all the old reviews of it on amazon.com. Stuff like 'my daughter just won't put it down, she runs around the house screaming with joy for hours every day'. Or 'even my wife loves this toy, it's fun for the whole family!'

moRotorMotor
02-09-2004, 02:39 PM
This on another one of those 'that's not right' subject .What is Donald looking at?

Ike
02-09-2004, 03:16 PM
Found the original link and some of the reviews Amazon removed. What the hell was Mattel thinking?!?!

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18 of 32 people found the following review helpful:

Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ
This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.


Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)


Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from Maine, USA
I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.


Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/toys/B00005NEBW/custome/103-9950017-0959061

Ike
02-09-2004, 03:19 PM
Heh, found this while looking for the Harry Potter stuff...

Apparently the child sucks on the pop until a point where the "goo" center is made available and it is squirted into the mouth with a squeeze to the base.


http://www.ausomecandy.com/us/static/frooze.html

Shocka
02-09-2004, 04:53 PM
and parents wonder why their kids are so corrupt..

Senseny
02-09-2004, 06:03 PM
Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

j1mb0x99
02-09-2004, 07:06 PM
The donald duck thing reminds me of this statue in downtown Mt. Clemens. It is soposed to be a man and a young girl playing checkers on a bench. However, from most any angle it looks like the man has his hand up the girls skirts.

-JiM

RX82004
02-09-2004, 07:28 PM
OMG those r some of the funniest reviews ive seen in a long time...haha thats great.

klegg
02-09-2004, 07:38 PM
No one else is going there, so I will be the one..

what did donald say? "this is a good place for a stick up!!!"

BRx8
02-09-2004, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by klegg
No one else is going there, so I will be the one..

what did donald say? "this is a good place for a stick up!!!"

good caption! here's mine:

Donald: "Hey there little girl! Why not sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!"

(i know, i know, i'm going straight to hell for that one)

MEGAREDS
02-09-2004, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by BRx8
Who the hell designed this?!?

Its a Photoshop guys... check out the web site where it came from:

Priceless420.com (http://www.priceless420.com/)

Ike
02-09-2004, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by MEGAREDS
Its a Photoshop guys... check out the web site where it came from:

Priceless420.com (http://www.priceless420.com/)

No it's not, the only thing photoshopped on it is the caption...

MEGAREDS
02-09-2004, 10:31 PM
Ike:
I'm certain Disney never licensed anything remotely like that. Has anyone ever seen it other than the photo with the pricess420.com logo on it? I've spent 20 minutes or so looking on Google.... I couldn't find it.

MEGAREDS
02-09-2004, 10:35 PM
I stand corrected... still say it's not licensed, but it appears to be genuine. Sorry Ike.

BRx8
02-09-2004, 10:36 PM
hard to say if it is photoshopped or not...i've looked at it closely and although i'm no expert, it's near perfect if it is photoshopped...plus i visited that priceless420 site and hardly any of the pics there are photoshopped...

but you do have a point, and i don't think Disney would license something like this although i have heard of a giant penis on the cover of The Little Mermaid and Aladdin saying something sexual in Aladdin when he's on the balcony...he says something like "take off your clothes", but with a very faint voice...i CAN verify that in The Lion King, when the babbon blows on the leaves, the leaves form the word "SEX" if you pause it at the right time (yes, i wa able to pause it and it definitely says "SEX")

MEGAREDS
02-09-2004, 10:41 PM
My ignorance is showing... here's another one:

BRx8
02-09-2004, 10:42 PM
is it just me or does she look frightened and almost about to cry?

MEGAREDS
02-09-2004, 10:44 PM
I don't think she looks frightened... just like a kid on a ride.

My guess... this is an eastern-Europe knock-off. The power cord is interesting... also, you can almost make out the coin slot in the picture without the girl...

BRx8
02-09-2004, 10:45 PM
ok here are some links to what i said above:

http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/rescuers.htm
http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lionking.htm
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jessica.html
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Mermaid.html
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Rescuers.html
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Lion.html

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Mermaid/IMAG0000.JPG
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Mermaid/IMAG0001.JPG

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Lion/IMAG0001.JPG

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Disney/Res%202.jpg
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Rescuers/IMAG0003.JPG