I suggest that any member of the forum who has been here less than 3 months receive a 7-day ban and any member that has been here longer than 3 months* receive a perma-ban for starting a new thread containing any of the following words in the title:

Performance Chip
O2 Fooler
Ram air
Turbo
CAT-delete
Resistor
Check Engine Light
Flooding
Warm Start
Compression
Engine Coolant Level Warning Light
Synthetic
CAT
350Z

More words to be added as I remember them.













































































*Except NMO, who will immediately open a series of threads with these titles or some approximation of these titles purely for the purpose of being a worthless turd.

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so I'll get perma banned if I eventually start a "My BHR Turbo Build Thread"

damn.


wait...

that means Ray will get banned for just announcing the BHR turbo. :FIREdevil

I'd like to see new "low compression" and related "warm start" threadsters banned.

so I'll get perma banned if I eventually start a "My BHR Turbo Build Thread"

damn.


wait...

that means Ray will get banned for just announcing the BHR turbo.

We call them hairdryers around here, so no problems there.

I'd like to see new "low compression" and related "warm start" threadsters banned.

Added.

How about a life time ban for "what should my first mod be?" or "here is a list of my upcoming mods."

How about a life time ban for "what should my first mod be?" or "here is a list of my upcoming mods."

Really, anyone that posts threads of what they are "gonna do" instead of what they "have done" should be swatted.

how about ban for trying to sell shit in the general discussion subforum

Oil

how about we deal with the rampant population crisis combined with the famine by eating babies...

...wait a sec that's 'a modest proposal' not 'a proposal'. my bad take it back.

Clogged CAT

Clogged CAT

mine gets clogged occasionally. resolves itself eventually.











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What's the best....

Synthetic

Gas mileage


.....who's NMO?

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:dunno:

:lol::lol::lol:

What's the best....

^+1

Just about EVERY thread that starts with those words ends up being a complete train wreck.

What was the question?

What was the question?

doesnt matter, ban is always the answer.

is this the wrong thread to ask which oil I should use after installing my ebay electric turbo and performance chip on my low compression RX8 that has a CEL on and doesn't start well?

is this the wrong thread to ask which oil I should use after installing my ebay electric turbo and performance chip on my low compression RX8 that has a CEL on and doesn't start well?

^that depends - did you have any issues regarding the O2 Fooler? When was the last time it flooded?? Have you started a thread regarding warm start up's??

Which would be faster in a race, my grandmother's 1984 toyota corolla or my rx8? what if I was wearing spandex and my grandma had arthritis? what if my grandmother was slightly drunk and I was wearing infrared goggles? How about if I had racing slicks and launched from 8000 rpm?

depends. how recent was your grandfathers pacemaker install? they lose compression over time mysql.

I agree with this proposal 100% if we can get the forum's search button powered by Google. Most of the good threads on these subjects are massive by now and it can take quite a lot of time to sort through the wall of 1 sentence or less replies to get to the good ones.

add these:

will it fit
what <insert whatever> should I get

I raced ____

350z

Crossfire

http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=197125

Need I say more?

http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=197125

Need I say more?

ANYthing to do with oil.

What oil should I use?

I know you all said syntheic is good but my friend's brother's sisters's buddy has a dad who fought in Vietnam with this guy who heard on the radio that a tech at Mazda says it's BAD threads.

Anyone who makes another oil thread should be awarded with a free donkey punch to the gonads.

Should I premix?

yada yada yada

im disappointed that no one picked up on my Jonathan Swift reference/joke. Would it hurt you people to read a book so that we can have some class in here?

So I can't ask how to make my Automatic faster?

im disappointed that no one picked up on my Jonathan Swift reference/joke. Would it hurt you people to read a book so that we can have some class in here?

Dude - We picked up on it.
It was corny.
Why do you think I titled the thread what I did (And left out the "modest" portion)?

im disappointed that no one picked up on my Jonathan Swift reference/joke. Would it hurt you people to read a book so that we can have some class in here?

http://i.imgur.com/7GCUd.gif

:rofl:

:lol:

Damn, that's funny.
I stared at that for a good 2 minutes before I accepted the fact that nothing was gonna happen!

which oil should I use?

5w20 good ?

Synthetic sucks

add them.

I guess I'm banned then.. I'm a noob.

what about the people- some of whom are in this thread

http://i.imgur.com/7GCUd.gifthat's right he's looking at you (im still convinced that's going to do something eventually. jump out or shout something.

who are going into the "help diagnose my problem" threads and answering without a clue as to whats wrong and without asking any pertinent questions? they seem to be intent on parroting stuff they've read on here somewhere but apparently can't be bothered to parrot stuff from the people who are most often right. they seem intent on parroting WRONG info.

mmmm mmmmm mazda

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what about the people- some of whom are in this thread...who are going into the "help diagnose my problem" threads and answering without a clue as to whats wrong and without asking any pertinent questions?

Don't even get me started.

http://www.mazdamaniac.com/images/misc/PulpFiction.gif

winter and wheels

What's the best....

Where does a New Thread actually Go?:scratchhe

got another one, although officially not a word:

mpg

start swinging the ban hammer :rofl:


I'll think of something to add to the list shortly


EDIT: where do I get?

3 people in 2 days- "where do i get the mazdaspeed body kit? ive looked around and cant find where to get it."

and a couple more...

milky and dipstick

Mazda

Edit....

That would rule out 99.9% of my Threads..YEAH...nu

Has anyone listed the "My fans keep running after the car shuts off!" thread?

If not, add it!

and a couple more...

milky and dipstick

thats out of season. we're gonna get a lot of the fan threads here pretty soon tho. along with AC that isnt cold enough. and the hot center console. etc etc. its summer

man im kinda dissapointed i thought you were asking us how to propose to your girl. i had some really good ideas too....


but i agree with all the mentioned thread topics above, a favorite of mine is people asking how the fitment for body kits from ebay is.

So I can't ask how to make my Automatic faster?

yea and how do I make my automatic faster? :scratchhe

Ray (CHR) would like to see be banned for the word "pulleys".........

"Thinking about buying..."

"Is the RX8 a ____ choice?"

I'm surprised no one's brought up the "Rumors on the new RX or 16X engine" The demise of the Rx8 and the Rx7 resurrection. or a cheap chop of the "next" Rx car.

Here's an easier solution:


Ignore the offending thread.

you can't fix internet forums.....

how about which is better turbo or supercharger

Theads at are 4+ years old and haven't had a post since deleted to make the site load and run faster....

How about an FAQ sticky w/ alphabetical links? I know mechanical genius' hate answering the same n00b questions every time a new guys asks a question, but this would help. Or even, a n00b thread with 'things you should know', or 'RX-8s 4 dummies'. Anytime someone asks a question that has been addressed in the existence of the forum, the n00b gets torn a new asshole, which doesn't exactly encourage people to stick around. Of course we have 'search', but lets be honest, its far from the best, and is barely usable.

Perfect example, I typed what is premix in search, and got nothing that answers my question. If I ask, I'll be made to feel like an asshole. First time rotary owners, or people who are generally green should be able to come to this forum and get the answers they need. I'm not against the proposal, but if I may speak for the n00bs, meet us half way.

Theads at are 4+ years old and haven't had a post since deleted to make the site load and run faster....

Similar to the above but people that resurrect a 4+ year old thread thinking it is current.

Also anyone who cant figure out the S1 VS S2 Sections.

how about "theres water in my tail light"

OK everyone it's up to the balcony with ye. HEHE
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what's funny to me is that b4 you post it lists similar questions.. Maybe the admins should have those similar question/threads list HUGE

How about an FAQ sticky w/ alphabetical links? I know mechanical genius' hate answering the same n00b questions every time a new guys asks a question, but this would help. Or even, a n00b thread with 'things you should know', or 'RX-8s 4 dummies'. Anytime someone asks a question that has been addressed in the existence of the forum, the n00b gets torn a new asshole, which doesn't exactly encourage people to stick around. Of course we have 'search', but lets be honest, its far from the best, and is barely usable.

Perfect example, I typed what is premix in search, and got nothing that answers my question. If I ask, I'll be made to feel like an asshole. First time rotary owners, or people who are generally green should be able to come to this forum and get the answers they need. I'm not against the proposal, but if I may speak for the n00bs, meet us half way.

That's why I made the comprehinsive MPG thread.. To prevent noobs from opening up yet another mpg thread. I was hoping for it to get stickied for that reason

MM didnt approve of my turbo build thread? :crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:

any thread title that has a question with muliple question marks.

"What #%*$??????!!!?!?!?!!!!???!?!?!!!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?! ??"

grr even "??" annoys me

Anything about wanting or going to get near 300HP or more without FI.

If done what the hell would you all have to bitch about?
You would all sit there munchin your Cheetos's wondering why the fuck no ones posting anything for you to flame.

I'm just sayin.