Does your car treat you better than your woman/women?

hmmmmmmmmmmm....Do I want to answer this survey :rofl:

while women have been filled with issues, my car has had relatively few. then again a car has never reassured me when i was overly stressed nor has the car ever given me a blowjob ;).

while women have been filled with issues, my car has had relatively few. then again a car has never reassured me when i was overly stressed nor has the car ever given me a blowjob ;).

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

^That's messed up "I'm not sick", oh hell yes you are and there's a double meaning to that.

...the car is a hell of a lot cheaper!!!!!!!!!!!!

stick her in the tailpipe! :rofl:

car sex? hmmmmmm...nope ill stick with women

while women have been filled with issues, my car has had relatively few. then again a car has never reassured me when i was overly stressed nor has the car ever given me a blowjob ;).

+1. Except for the "women have been filled with issues" part. I'm pretty lucky there!

Cars don't mind sleeping outside.

you can get inside your car anytime you want.

a car is only costly the first few years you have it. a woman is costly forever.

you can put the thermostat wherever you want it, and your car won't complain.

you don't mind your friends getting inside your car. you don't mind other guys wanting to get inside your car. in fact, you encourage it.

You can enjoy your car all 4 weeks of the month.

car won't bitch if you trade it in for a new model after a few years.

*DISCLAIMER-- I have a super cool and awesome girlfriend right now, so my opinion of her is pretty high. My opinion of women in general isn't that great though...

My woman wakes me up with a bj, my car wakes me up with a snowmobile exhaust smell.

a car is only costly the first few years you have it. a woman is costly forever.



are you serious? once the magic period of warranty expires the car actually does break down, and if you do manage to get that thing to any sort of high mileage they tend to start falling apart expensively. No a car is costly forever and the longer you have it the more it costs...and the less its worth.

Car doesn't break down every once a month

In my situation, I'm not even going to hesitate with checking "Yes".

sorry guys, i love my car, but my car will never ever ever be as sexy as my girl.

if i start telling all of you what my x did to me, you would all sat yes...

dunno what's wrong with some of your girl's but that's not even close for me...

My girl gave me rims and a bj. Let's see an 8 do that!

(on a serious note, i really wouldn't wanna see that after seeing that link posted above)

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