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lesper4
04-28-2010, 10:00 AM
OK so I just heard a radio conversation with a whole bunch of the Dos XXs sayings, lets get them all posted up here (TV and radio).

1. His house looks like it was built by Myans, becasue it was.
2. He can break a pinata with a wink and a smile.
3. He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like.
4. He speeks fluent French, in Russian.
5. His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.
6. He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas.
7. His Mom has a tattoo that says "Son".
8. His Blood smells like Cologne.
9. The police once questioned him just because they find him interesting.
10. He can disarm you with his looks or his hands either way.
11. His organ donation card also lists his beard.
12. He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
13. He is left-handed. And right-handed.
14. If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.
15. Even his parents’ advice is insightful.
16. At Museums he's allowed to touch the paintings.
17. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.
18. He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day, he won."
19. His charm is so contagious vaccines have been made for it.
20. He has never filled up on chips.
21. When walking a chiwawa the chiwawa still looks masculine.
22. Eating onions does nto make him cry it only makes him stronger.
23. His business card simply says, "I'll Call You".
24. When it's raining, it's because he's thinking about something sad.
25. He once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me.
26. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
27. If he said it would cost an arm and a leg, it would.
28. He once went to a psychic to warn her.
29. If you watched him sleep it would be described as breath taking.
30. He lives vicariously through himself.

CTrx8
04-28-2010, 10:06 AM
i've seen those commercials but who the hell is that guy?

alnielsen
04-28-2010, 10:08 AM
i've seen those commercials but who the hell is that guy?
Me :)

JinDesu
04-28-2010, 10:32 AM
- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas.

cornholio135
04-28-2010, 10:46 AM
His Mom has a tattoo that says "Son"

His Blood smells like Cologne

The police once questioned him just because they find him interesting

He can disarm you with his looks or his hands either way

His organ donation card also lists his beard

:lol:

Red_Fox
04-28-2010, 10:51 AM
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

Even his parents’ advice is insightful.

zoom44
04-28-2010, 11:44 AM
the actor was on Red Eye the other night. funny guy he live son a Sailboat

At Museums he's allowed to touch the paintings.

Johnathon Goldsmith is the actor here is his Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/jonathangoldsmithpage) which has abunch of the sayings

he's been in all sorts of shows especially int he 80s. here is the Red Eye clip

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4149883/the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/?playlist_id=86875

zoom44
04-28-2010, 11:50 AM
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact

ATL-GP
04-28-2010, 11:53 AM
His RX-8 NEVER requires oil and it gets 32 mpg hwy

CTrx8
04-28-2010, 11:57 AM
the actor was on Red Eye the other night. funny guy he live son a Sailboat

At Museums he's allowed to touch the paintings.

Johnathon Goldsmith is the actor here is his Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/jonathangoldsmithpage) which has abunch of the sayings

he's been in all sorts of shows especially int he 80s. here is the Red Eye clip

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4149883/the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/?playlist_id=86875
okay - i didn't know if he was an actor from before my time (i'm 31 so the 80s were just before my time) that i was supposed to know.

elysium19
04-28-2010, 12:32 PM
"He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day, he won."

mike[piston eater]
04-28-2010, 01:51 PM
he once made a renesis run on coconuts and sand

robrecht
04-28-2010, 05:54 PM
His RX-8 NEVER requires oil and it gets 32 mpg hwyHe gets 12 mpg and doesn't even care ...

mike[piston eater]
04-28-2010, 05:55 PM
his 13b makes infinate torque

sanyok
04-29-2010, 02:21 AM
His charm is so contagious vaccines have been made for it

Anijo
04-29-2010, 11:54 AM
"When it's raining, it's because he's thinking about something sad."

"He once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me."

"His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18VkI0uDxE

zoom44
04-29-2010, 12:08 PM
Chuck Norris grew a beard , just to be like him

Feras
04-29-2010, 12:20 PM
you see chuck norris i find hilarious...this guy i find to be a little forced since he's being used for commercial gain for a company, so the awesomeness is diluted. Yeah the commercials are funny but i keep thinking, 'they're just hocking their mediocre beer with a gimmick' i mean it beats the budweiser 'they're just hocking their shitty beer with lots of gimmicks'

but between chuck norris and all others i like the original of those: Vin Diesel...an anagram of I end lives.

FastRX8
04-29-2010, 12:42 PM
His business card simply says, "I'll Call You".

lesper4
04-30-2010, 09:54 AM
He has never filled up on chips.
When walking a chiwawa the chiwawa still looks masculine.
Eating onions does nto make him cry it only makes him stronger.

There is a commercial on Jack FM that plays everyone morning before 8:00am that has about 10-15 sayings but they only plays it once a day.

laythor
04-30-2010, 10:44 AM
http://www.thetshop.com/images/qi24/91532.jpg

zoom44
04-30-2010, 12:07 PM
When walking a chiwawa the chiwawa

dude WTF is a chiwawa?

is it like a Shenzhen KIRF one of these?

http://3putt.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/wawa.jpg

but i guess you couldnt walk one of those


maybe you mean this


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/87938231_b2011dae4b.jpg

rotarygod
04-30-2010, 01:42 PM
He just can't spell chihuahua

lesper4
04-30-2010, 02:17 PM
Damn yahoo.com i did a quick search and just took what ever it gave me, it looked a little funny but sounded right :/

FastRX8
04-30-2010, 04:30 PM
He just can't spell. chihuahuaFixed your post http://www.rx8club.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=144824&stc=1&d=1251922559

Charles R. Hill
04-30-2010, 05:12 PM
MazdaManiac and I saw a billboard featuring the gentleman in question and it said, "The World's Most Interesting Man says "The only acceptable cheating involves death'". We laughed uproariously.

lesper4
05-07-2010, 05:43 PM
the cinco de mayo calendar has a holiday just for him.

lesper4
05-20-2010, 10:18 AM
If he said it would cost an arm and a leg, it would.

He once went to a psychic to warn her.

Mr.We$t
05-20-2010, 10:59 AM
-He lives vicariously through himself

mike[piston eater]
05-20-2010, 05:14 PM
:boid:

lesper4
05-20-2010, 06:30 PM
If you watched him sleep it would be described as breath taking.

Joe-the_tattoo_artist
12-23-2011, 06:17 PM
I was bored and decided to make this using my HTC Incredible.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/406204_2341148288619_1247291802_31941683_129376152 3_n.jpg

New Yorker
12-24-2011, 12:33 AM
You gotta say it right: He is …dramatic pause… the most interesting man in the world.

While I enjoy the TV spots, those are the funniest radio spots I've heard since I can't remember when. They're visual radio spots 'cause you use your imagination to picture what's happening in your mind.

My favorite line in the new Xmas spot:
"If he gives you a present, don't shake it. Trust me on this one."
:yelrotflm