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noahprtlnd
01-24-2004, 06:05 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040124/s/r1593164461.jpg

"This is Hungry Howie, is today Wacky Wednesday?"

cumpressor4u2nv
01-24-2004, 06:07 PM
"Yeah Hungry Howies, this is John Kerry, I need 150 pizzas please. Yes I'll be paying upon delivery, just ask for John Kerry."

But, as for howies:
MOTHER OF GOODNESS. LARGE CHEESE + BUTTER CHEESE CRUST OR CAJUN OR MUSHROOMS and SUCH!

noahprtlnd
01-24-2004, 06:14 PM
http://quest.cjonline.com/images/110600/liebphone.jpg

"Hello Hungry Howies...[chuckle]...Dennis Kucinich here...[chuckle chuckle]...I need 1000 pizzas with cajun crust delivered....[chuckle chuckle]....charge it to Rev. Sharpton...[chuckle chuckle]...and Howie Bread....[chuckle chuckle]"

noahprtlnd
01-24-2004, 08:40 PM
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1996/images/election/clinton.phone.jpg

"Yes, I'd like one Howie Maui, buttercheese crust. Do you have any female delivery people?"

Doug Green
01-24-2004, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by noahprtlnd
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040124/s/r1593164461.jpg

This is Hungry Howie, is today Wacky Wednesday?


This appears to be RX-8 related!

noahprtlnd
01-24-2004, 08:43 PM
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1996/images/election/dole.phone.jpg

"Hello Hungry Howies, Bob Dole wants to send over some ham pizzas to that Jewish bastard Lieberman. Bob Dole will pay with Visa."

cumpressor4u2nv
01-24-2004, 08:48 PM
http://www.vuletich.net/images/Baby%20Vuletich/Jimmy%20Pics/9%20mo/WebBunnies/Hilarious.jpg

^^^^
me after reading this thread!

RX-GR8
01-24-2004, 09:30 PM
balls

noahprtlnd
01-24-2004, 11:33 PM
http://www.algore04.com/gallery/vpotus/phone2.jpg

"Hello, Hungry Howies? Al Gore here...I'd like to order a large mushrooms with garlic crust - wait hold on a second - yes Joe? sorry I'm endorsing Howie...."

cumpressor4u2nv
01-25-2004, 12:17 PM
http://static.userland.com/sh4/images/booknotes/bushToAriel.jpg

Can you hold on a second, I really don't have the authority to choose what I want on it...
Ariel and Dick! What do you two want on the pizza?
You there?
Yeah, ok, I'm ready...

noahprtlnd
01-25-2004, 12:20 PM
"Hungry Howie, you son of a bitch...hehe...that cajun crust shocked and awed me...I haven't had diahrrea like that since I was in civilian life heheh...there are things you know you know and things you know you dont know - I didn't know sh*t could burn so bad Howie...hehe"

noahprtlnd
01-25-2004, 12:27 PM
http://quest.cjonline.com/images/121300/cheneyphone.jpg

"You sent WHAT to Kucinich??? HAHAHAHA that's great Joe HAHAHAHA. Charged to Sharpton??? HAHAHAHA he can't afford that!"

cumpressor4u2nv
01-25-2004, 12:36 PM
http://www.af.mil/news/airman/0201/hacker1b.jpg

"Yes sir, I just saw noahprtlnd's post. No, I agree it isn't funny. Yeah....I was just thinking the same thing. I wouldn't say doug's retarded, just not funny. Well i'd probably say he's retarded. I'll get right on that."


Game over, noahprtlnd.

Doug Green
01-25-2004, 01:34 PM
> GW BUSH'S RESUME
>
> George W. Bush, The White House, USA
>
> EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
>
> LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving
> under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
> driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been
> "lost" and is not available.
>
> MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to
> take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
> By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in
> Vietnam.
>
> COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
> cheerleader.
>
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>
> I ran for US Congress and lost.
>
> I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought
> an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went
> bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
>
> I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land
> using taxpayer money.
>
> With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry
> (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
>
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
>
> I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
> Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
>
> During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city
> in America.
>
> I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in
> borrowed money.
>
> I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
> history.
>
> With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
> appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
> 500,000 votes.
>
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>
> I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
> billion dollars per week.
>
> I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury.
>
> I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.
>
> I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month
> period.
>
> I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the US
> stock market.
>
> I am the first President in US history to enter office with a criminal
> record.
>
> I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
>
> After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
> security failure in US history.
>
> I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD
> (Weapons of Mass Destruction).
>
> In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
> Iraq, and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
>
> I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US President.
>
> In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and
> that trend continues every month.
>
> I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
>
> I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in
> US history.
>
> I set the record for least number of press conferences of any President
> since the advent of television.
>
> I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to
> intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
>
> I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history.
>
> I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
> benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.
>
> I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
> protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
> protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>
> I've broken more international treaties than any President in US history.
>
> I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
> administration in US history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice,
> has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
>
> I am the first President in US history to order an unprovoked, preemptive
> attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against
> the will of the United Nations, the majority of US citizens, and the world
> community.
>
> I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the
> history of the United States government.
>
> I am the first President in US history to have the United Nations remove the
> US from the Human Rights Commission.
>
> I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
>
> I refused to allow inspector's access to US "prisoners of war" detainees and
> thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
>
> I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
> inspectors (during the 2002 US election).
>
> I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most
> corporate campaign donations.
>
> My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
> Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in US
> history. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys
> to assure my success with the US Supreme Court during my election decision.
> I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
> or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica
> Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest
> corporate rip-offs in history.
>
> I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center attacks
> and less than a year later made the US the most hated country in the world,
> the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
>
> I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
> view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
>
> I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
> government contracts.
>
> I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and
> Saddam Hussein to justice.
>
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
> All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
> library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
>
> All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
> companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president, attended
> regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
> public review.
>
> Please consider my experience when voting in 2004.
>

cumpressor4u2nv
01-25-2004, 01:39 PM
You have this uncanny ability to ruin threads.

Touche my friend, Touche.

noahprtlnd
01-26-2004, 11:10 AM
Is there not Hungry Howie's in other parts of the country or something?

complex
01-26-2004, 12:33 PM
What the hell is hungry howies, none around here. Nice post Doug.

noahprtlnd
01-26-2004, 12:34 PM
hungry howies is a pizza chain. whats great is they have flavored crust
http://www.hungryhowies.com

complex
01-26-2004, 12:37 PM
Looks good! what is it like a pizza hut pizza with flavored crusts? no NY in the list.:eek:

noahprtlnd
01-26-2004, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by complex
Looks good! what is it like a pizza hut pizza with flavored crusts? no NY in the list.:eek:

Yeah I guess if I had to compare it to another chain it would be Pizza Hut. It's damn good.

Racer X-8
01-26-2004, 02:20 PM
Is Doug Green's post the reason why he got banned?

noahprtlnd
01-26-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Racer X-8
Is Doug Green's post the reason why he got banned?


No Doug Green was banned because he's an idiot.

RX_999
01-28-2004, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by noahprtlnd
No Doug Green was banned because he's an idiot.

You should be banned for calling him a idiot!

noahprtlnd
01-28-2004, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by RX_999
You should be banned for calling him a idiot!

Congratulations you've just proven yourself to be Doug under a new name - this along with your ridiculous post in the discussion thread about producing TV shows and writing books.

Baller
01-28-2004, 09:42 PM
I thought you were not supposed to call people names in here!

cumpressor4u2nv
01-28-2004, 10:05 PM
ok...Baller

I crack myself up. :p

Baller
01-28-2004, 10:08 PM
You gots the gold kit on that Buick

noahprtlnd
01-28-2004, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Baller
I thought you were not supposed to call people names in here!

It's ok when they're banned.

silvercloud
01-28-2004, 10:17 PM
Howie's sounds great- the closest to me is about 50 miles away- sounds like a good excuse to go for a drive!

Noah,
What is the cajun crust like?
Is the thin crust flavored too?

noahprtlnd
01-28-2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by silvercloud
Howie's sounds great- the closest to me is about 50 miles away- sounds like a good excuse to go for a drive!

Noah,
What is the cajun crust like?
Is the thin crust flavored too?

Finally someone with an interest in Howie's:D
The cajun crust is my favorite - it's very spicy though. I've never had thin crust, so I can't comment - that's something new they have. One tip I have is don't get the 3-cheese if they offer it - it sounds good, but I don't think it is. Buttercheese crust is my next favorite, lots of flavor. Garlic is bland, and I haven't had the other flavors. On Wed. they have Wacky Wed. $3.99 for a large pizza (takeout - but I guess if it's 50 miles away it'd be takeout for you;) )

silvercloud
01-28-2004, 10:30 PM
Cajun it is - I love spicy food!

Baller
01-28-2004, 11:32 PM
Nice post Doug.......

Baller
01-28-2004, 11:49 PM
cumpressor4u2nv wins this round!!!!!

swoope
01-29-2004, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by noahprtlnd
Finally someone with an interest in Howie's:D
The cajun crust is my favorite - it's very spicy though. I've never had thin crust, so I can't comment - that's something new they have. One tip I have is don't get the 3-cheese if they offer it - it sounds good, but I don't think it is. Buttercheese crust is my next favorite, lots of flavor. Garlic is bland, and I haven't had the other flavors. On Wed. they have Wacky Wed. $3.99 for a large pizza (takeout - but I guess if it's 50 miles away it'd be takeout for you;) )

get your rims back yet????

beers

noahprtlnd
01-29-2004, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by swoope
get your rims back yet????

beers

I don't know if you're joking or not, but they were never stolen. Someone posted that under my name.

Baller
01-29-2004, 02:10 PM
Were they 20's

Sea Ray
01-29-2004, 02:16 PM
Noahprthlnd,

No I did know that, glad to hear that your car is intact. Maybe it was TMK

noahprtlnd
01-29-2004, 03:33 PM
Yeah thanks to everyone for the concern though - good to know that should something like this really happen I will have the sympathy of the forum! Of course now should something like this happen and I post about it, some will think it's another mistake!

complex
01-29-2004, 05:09 PM
Chances are that someone was accidently logged in under your name and posted his story and people thought it was yours.

noahprtlnd
01-29-2004, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by complex
Chances are that someone was accidently logged in under your name and posted his story and people thought it was yours.

Yeah that's what I figured - I've been signed in as someone else by accident myself.

Baller
01-29-2004, 09:44 PM
Pizza

Hayseed
01-29-2004, 10:33 PM
^^^ LOL