noahprtlnd
01-24-2004, 06:05 PM
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"This is Hungry Howie, is today Wacky Wednesday?"
"This is Hungry Howie, is today Wacky Wednesday?"
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View Full Version : Howie noahprtlnd 01-24-2004, 06:05 PM http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040124/s/r1593164461.jpg "This is Hungry Howie, is today Wacky Wednesday?" cumpressor4u2nv 01-24-2004, 06:07 PM "Yeah Hungry Howies, this is John Kerry, I need 150 pizzas please. Yes I'll be paying upon delivery, just ask for John Kerry." But, as for howies: MOTHER OF GOODNESS. LARGE CHEESE + BUTTER CHEESE CRUST OR CAJUN OR MUSHROOMS and SUCH! noahprtlnd 01-24-2004, 06:14 PM http://quest.cjonline.com/images/110600/liebphone.jpg "Hello Hungry Howies...[chuckle]...Dennis Kucinich here...[chuckle chuckle]...I need 1000 pizzas with cajun crust delivered....[chuckle chuckle]....charge it to Rev. Sharpton...[chuckle chuckle]...and Howie Bread....[chuckle chuckle]" noahprtlnd 01-24-2004, 08:40 PM http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1996/images/election/clinton.phone.jpg "Yes, I'd like one Howie Maui, buttercheese crust. Do you have any female delivery people?" Doug Green 01-24-2004, 08:43 PM Originally posted by noahprtlnd http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040124/s/r1593164461.jpg This is Hungry Howie, is today Wacky Wednesday? This appears to be RX-8 related! noahprtlnd 01-24-2004, 08:43 PM http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1996/images/election/dole.phone.jpg "Hello Hungry Howies, Bob Dole wants to send over some ham pizzas to that Jewish bastard Lieberman. Bob Dole will pay with Visa." cumpressor4u2nv 01-24-2004, 08:48 PM http://www.vuletich.net/images/Baby%20Vuletich/Jimmy%20Pics/9%20mo/WebBunnies/Hilarious.jpg ^^^^ me after reading this thread! RX-GR8 01-24-2004, 09:30 PM balls noahprtlnd 01-24-2004, 11:33 PM http://www.algore04.com/gallery/vpotus/phone2.jpg "Hello, Hungry Howies? Al Gore here...I'd like to order a large mushrooms with garlic crust - wait hold on a second - yes Joe? sorry I'm endorsing Howie...." cumpressor4u2nv 01-25-2004, 12:17 PM http://static.userland.com/sh4/images/booknotes/bushToAriel.jpg Can you hold on a second, I really don't have the authority to choose what I want on it... Ariel and Dick! What do you two want on the pizza? You there? Yeah, ok, I'm ready... noahprtlnd 01-25-2004, 12:20 PM "Hungry Howie, you son of a bitch...hehe...that cajun crust shocked and awed me...I haven't had diahrrea like that since I was in civilian life heheh...there are things you know you know and things you know you dont know - I didn't know sh*t could burn so bad Howie...hehe" noahprtlnd 01-25-2004, 12:27 PM http://quest.cjonline.com/images/121300/cheneyphone.jpg "You sent WHAT to Kucinich??? HAHAHAHA that's great Joe HAHAHAHA. Charged to Sharpton??? HAHAHAHA he can't afford that!" cumpressor4u2nv 01-25-2004, 12:36 PM http://www.af.mil/news/airman/0201/hacker1b.jpg "Yes sir, I just saw noahprtlnd's post. No, I agree it isn't funny. Yeah....I was just thinking the same thing. I wouldn't say doug's retarded, just not funny. Well i'd probably say he's retarded. I'll get right on that." Game over, noahprtlnd. Doug Green 01-25-2004, 01:34 PM > GW BUSH'S RESUME > > George W. Bush, The White House, USA > > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: > > LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving > under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my > driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been > "lost" and is not available. > > MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to > take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. > By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in > Vietnam. > > COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a > cheerleader. > > > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: > > I ran for US Congress and lost. > > I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought > an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went > bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. > > I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land > using taxpayer money. > > With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry > (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas. > > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR: > > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making > Texas the most polluted state in the Union. > > During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city > in America. > > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in > borrowed money. > > I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American > history. > > With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's > appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over > 500,000 votes. > > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: > > I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one > billion dollars per week. > > I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury. > > I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history. > > I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month > period. > > I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the US > stock market. > > I am the first President in US history to enter office with a criminal > record. > > I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. > > After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst > security failure in US history. > > I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD > (Weapons of Mass Destruction). > > In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking > Iraq, and then blamed the lies on our British friends. > > I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US President. > > In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and > that trend continues every month. > > I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. > > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in > US history. > > I set the record for least number of press conferences of any President > since the advent of television. > > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to > intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. > > I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history. > > I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty > benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime. > > I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously > protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for > protest against any person in the history of mankind. > > I've broken more international treaties than any President in US history. > > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any > administration in US history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, > has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. > > I am the first President in US history to order an unprovoked, preemptive > attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against > the will of the United Nations, the majority of US citizens, and the world > community. > > I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the > history of the United States government. > > I am the first President in US history to have the United Nations remove the > US from the Human Rights Commission. > > I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law. > > I refused to allow inspector's access to US "prisoners of war" detainees and > thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. > > I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election > inspectors (during the 2002 US election). > > I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most > corporate campaign donations. > > My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, > Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in US > history. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys > to assure my success with the US Supreme Court during my election decision. > I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation > or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica > Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest > corporate rip-offs in history. > > I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center attacks > and less than a year later made the US the most hated country in the world, > the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. > > I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) > view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. > > I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded > government contracts. > > I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and > Saddam Hussein to justice. > > > RECORDS AND REFERENCES: > > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's > library, sealed and unavailable for public view. > > All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt > companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. > > All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president, attended > regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for > public review. > > Please consider my experience when voting in 2004. > cumpressor4u2nv 01-25-2004, 01:39 PM You have this uncanny ability to ruin threads. Touche my friend, Touche. noahprtlnd 01-26-2004, 11:10 AM Is there not Hungry Howie's in other parts of the country or something? complex 01-26-2004, 12:33 PM What the hell is hungry howies, none around here. Nice post Doug. noahprtlnd 01-26-2004, 12:34 PM hungry howies is a pizza chain. whats great is they have flavored crust http://www.hungryhowies.com complex 01-26-2004, 12:37 PM Looks good! what is it like a pizza hut pizza with flavored crusts? no NY in the list.:eek: noahprtlnd 01-26-2004, 12:52 PM Originally posted by complex Looks good! what is it like a pizza hut pizza with flavored crusts? no NY in the list.:eek: Yeah I guess if I had to compare it to another chain it would be Pizza Hut. It's damn good. Racer X-8 01-26-2004, 02:20 PM Is Doug Green's post the reason why he got banned? noahprtlnd 01-26-2004, 02:30 PM Originally posted by Racer X-8 Is Doug Green's post the reason why he got banned? No Doug Green was banned because he's an idiot. RX_999 01-28-2004, 06:27 PM Originally posted by noahprtlnd No Doug Green was banned because he's an idiot. You should be banned for calling him a idiot! noahprtlnd 01-28-2004, 06:32 PM Originally posted by RX_999 You should be banned for calling him a idiot! Congratulations you've just proven yourself to be Doug under a new name - this along with your ridiculous post in the discussion thread about producing TV shows and writing books. Baller 01-28-2004, 09:42 PM I thought you were not supposed to call people names in here! cumpressor4u2nv 01-28-2004, 10:05 PM ok...Baller I crack myself up. :p Baller 01-28-2004, 10:08 PM You gots the gold kit on that Buick noahprtlnd 01-28-2004, 10:10 PM Originally posted by Baller I thought you were not supposed to call people names in here! It's ok when they're banned. silvercloud 01-28-2004, 10:17 PM Howie's sounds great- the closest to me is about 50 miles away- sounds like a good excuse to go for a drive! Noah, What is the cajun crust like? Is the thin crust flavored too? noahprtlnd 01-28-2004, 10:21 PM Originally posted by silvercloud Howie's sounds great- the closest to me is about 50 miles away- sounds like a good excuse to go for a drive! Noah, What is the cajun crust like? Is the thin crust flavored too? Finally someone with an interest in Howie's:D The cajun crust is my favorite - it's very spicy though. I've never had thin crust, so I can't comment - that's something new they have. One tip I have is don't get the 3-cheese if they offer it - it sounds good, but I don't think it is. Buttercheese crust is my next favorite, lots of flavor. Garlic is bland, and I haven't had the other flavors. On Wed. they have Wacky Wed. $3.99 for a large pizza (takeout - but I guess if it's 50 miles away it'd be takeout for you;) ) silvercloud 01-28-2004, 10:30 PM Cajun it is - I love spicy food! Baller 01-28-2004, 11:32 PM Nice post Doug....... Baller 01-28-2004, 11:49 PM cumpressor4u2nv wins this round!!!!! swoope 01-29-2004, 02:55 AM Originally posted by noahprtlnd Finally someone with an interest in Howie's:D The cajun crust is my favorite - it's very spicy though. I've never had thin crust, so I can't comment - that's something new they have. One tip I have is don't get the 3-cheese if they offer it - it sounds good, but I don't think it is. Buttercheese crust is my next favorite, lots of flavor. Garlic is bland, and I haven't had the other flavors. On Wed. they have Wacky Wed. $3.99 for a large pizza (takeout - but I guess if it's 50 miles away it'd be takeout for you;) ) get your rims back yet???? beers noahprtlnd 01-29-2004, 11:42 AM Originally posted by swoope get your rims back yet???? beers I don't know if you're joking or not, but they were never stolen. Someone posted that under my name. Baller 01-29-2004, 02:10 PM Were they 20's Sea Ray 01-29-2004, 02:16 PM Noahprthlnd, No I did know that, glad to hear that your car is intact. Maybe it was TMK noahprtlnd 01-29-2004, 03:33 PM Yeah thanks to everyone for the concern though - good to know that should something like this really happen I will have the sympathy of the forum! Of course now should something like this happen and I post about it, some will think it's another mistake! complex 01-29-2004, 05:09 PM Chances are that someone was accidently logged in under your name and posted his story and people thought it was yours. noahprtlnd 01-29-2004, 06:47 PM Originally posted by complex Chances are that someone was accidently logged in under your name and posted his story and people thought it was yours. Yeah that's what I figured - I've been signed in as someone else by accident myself. Baller 01-29-2004, 09:44 PM Pizza Hayseed 01-29-2004, 10:33 PM ^^^ LOL |