So I was born into this family, and then one of them dies. I mean WTF is this crap. I've been in the family for 30 years, helped him take his vitamins, taken him to the gym, done regular checkups at the doctors, and he just stops breathing one day. They shouldn't be producing more members if they are just gonna go die anyway. I called the family, and the family wants to give me $200,000 inheritance, but they want me to show them my birth certificate. I mean what bullcrap is that! I'm pissed off. I mean I took care of him like he was my baby, I love him. And booooom. His heart is not good and he stops breathing. I better get my inheritance birth certificate or not. This is totally unacceptable. Now if I wanna sell myself, people will wonder if I am fault too. Should I buy him for as much cause he might have a faulty engine?

I don't know what to think any more. The family really needs to stop selling themselves and reproducing if there is something faulty with us. I keep reading so many threads on family members that died, and there is no reason why they should. My friend had a aunt that lasted to 90, my teacher had a mom that lasted to 140. There is no reason we should be dying this early. I wish I could take the family to court for bringing me into it.

I was gonna wait for the next life, but mannn, this is changing my mind.

sorry to hear that.. only 5 years old too..

........holy crap my mind is spinning.

I think I have missed EVERYTHING this thread had to offer.

You should trade the corpse in on a 350z

hahahahahahahahah


i love it!!
nice parody on all the sell my car threads!!

http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=190900

:lol:


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WTF..I actually get the joke and some mod deletes my post because he doesnt.....:mad:

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I'll see your Captain Picard & your Cookie Monster and raise you a Super Mario!!!



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RIWWP: this thread is awesome. :lol2:

I saw your prior post on iSpy...and the beginning of a post by Alnielsen, but when I clicked it was gone.

If this offends any of the mods, I apologize.

See here for where I got inspiration: http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=190900

epic

Is not that I dont like my family, I selected this family because I liked it, and although God told me to stay away from them, I still chose them. i was just hoping what God told me didnt come true. I guess I wasnt so lucky, and yes is a nice inheritance, and yes is nice of my family to give it to me, but My point is not that.. I ve seen here people who are on their family member.. That is just crazy.. Maybe you are "enthusiasts" and love having your family members die so you can get new ones , not me. And im not arguing with anybody here, im just expressing my opinion. weather is a bad one or not, I can still express it... And im not telling nobody to stop loving their family, I havent said that..

. I ve seen here people who are on their family member.. That is just crazy.. Maybe you are "enthusiasts"

:rofl:

this thread continues to deliver.

Is not that I dont like my family, I selected this family because I liked it, and although God told me to stay away from them, I still chose them. i was just hoping what God told me didnt come true. I guess I wasnt so lucky, and yes is a nice inheritance, and yes is nice of my family to give it to me, but My point is not that.. I ve seen here people who are on their family member.. That is just crazy.. Maybe you are "enthusiasts" and love having your family members die so you can get new ones , not me. And im not arguing with anybody here, im just expressing my opinion. weather is a bad one or not, I can still express it... And im not telling nobody to stop loving their family, I havent said that..

ha ha ha ha omg this is hilarious. :worship: i saw the thread title and i was like wtf, did that f-ing guy post again?!?! ha ha, awesome

maybe you just didnt' love him as much as we love our families.
you know, not all families are created equal...

Ok I think I have correctly put this together. I think.

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

:scratchhe

huh.
this thread is kind of lame.

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What's an inheritance?

Damn you! I actually clicked on and read a few posts in one of the retarded threads.

I think the pic this thread really needs is:

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I want my minute back. From that other thread, not this one. This one made me lol.

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God, I R lost.

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