Check these guys out.

http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/profile.html

jesus, that's funny sh*t...

Please allow me to quote from a small snippet:
This Jaw Dropping; Mouth watering; Punnannee wetting; Dick rising, car speaks for itself. Ali was on a mission to make sure he was driving in the maddest car around, no matter the cost. I think he has succeeded, would you say…… He has transformed this factory standard Civic Vti. into the countries MADDEST: BADDEST; FLIP COLOURED; WIDE ARCHED BEAST, that now turns heads every where it goes. And when you see it your jaws will drop and it’ll leave you thinking WHAT THE…..FCUK…was that???

And not let us forget:
It took him a while to find the right car that’ll fit his high profiled life style. When he finally found the right car; he wasn’t about to do what everyone else did to their BEEMER; go turn it into an M3 look alike. Nope this was a guy who has always done things differently …whatever he did …he did it big….and modifying cars wasn’t going to be any different to him. He was well aware of all his guys at HAYEZSQUAD were heavily into JAP-STYLING and knowing there wasn’t any half decent JAP-STYLED BEEMERS about, he knew which direction his mind was heading.

They are so serious in their tone, that I can't help laughing. I wonder if that was their original intention?

Those boys have serious mental and social problems. I recommend counseling. Definitely.

That site is a joke right? Right??? The scariest thing is the number of these guys that work in airport security. No wonder we have problems!

I do not know if they are for real or not....all I know is I fouled myself laughing..

One question...is that RICE?

Check out Shazi, the big guy, it says he spends most of his time working out in the gym

omg..i don't see one good looking ..umm what'd they call themselves...romeo's...casanova's?????????? lol...

hahaha kinda like the polish mafia there eh

Mental note: won't be flying into any London metro area airports any time soon...

funny thing is they're all wearing dresses...

http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/all_round_wide.jpg

Originally posted by noahprtlnd
That site is a joke right? Right??? The scariest thing is the number of these guys that work in airport security. No wonder we have problems!

no, i don't think this is a joke at all...if you click on the other links, like the party links, they're really out there...these guys take themselves seriously:

http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/hayezsquad1.jpg

which one are you, Mental Pimp?

here's another cool guy:

http://zmax.org/supergreg/sgdotcom/

Careful fellas...they only fear god.

Originally posted by BRx8
no, i don't think this is a joke at all...

It said Shazi is 900 lb. - not only is that impossible, theyre British - their weight would be measured in kg.

And their friends call them Casa...Casanova.

Allah is good....

Originally posted by BRx8
here's another cool guy:

http://zmax.org/supergreg/sgdotcom/


Has everyone seen the Ali G Show?

and don't forget the original IcyHotStuntaz!

http://www.icyhotstunta.com/

http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling/dumbasses4.jpg

Originally posted by noahprtlnd
Has everyone seen the Ali G Show?

yep seen it...i think it's hilarious...especially the scene where he's talking to a cop and he's asking him all about drugs...

You guys should curb your remarks as to traditional garb or "perceived" personal references to others on this board. Not cool, nor do I see anything funny about that. You should be able to disassociate the wackiness of this group of guys and whatever ethnic bias you may or may not have.

Originally posted by brothervoodoo
You guys should curb your remarks as to traditional garb or "perceived" personal references to others on this board. Not cool, nor do I see anything funny about that. You should be able to disassociate the wackiness of this group of guys and whatever ethnic bias you may or may not have.

Erm, yes. My sentiments exactly...

Originally posted by Elara
Erm, yes. My sentiments exactly... When do I get my cookie for good behavior.

I just know I meet these guys before....OH YEAH, they had "honda killa" painted on the bumper...


Funny stuff, I swear I think they are serious....

Originally posted by brothervoodoo
You guys should curb your remarks as to traditional garb or "perceived" personal references to others on this board. Not cool, nor do I see anything funny about that. You should be able to disassociate the wackiness of this group of guys and whatever ethnic bias you may or may not have.


Are you joking? Really I can not tell..

He didn't want his Beemer to be like all of the other M3 look-alikes...so he took it to the jap-styple direction...

Umm...Idiot.

Originally posted by brothervoodoo
You guys should curb your remarks as to traditional garb or "perceived" personal references to others on this board.

ok, these guys consider themselves "Casanovas" or "pimps" and Mental Pimp's name is...well, Mental "Pimp"...bah, always a politically correct individual onboard...

your suggestion is noted

Do not forget the rancid sexual comments....Yeah, we should respect them...Hell, lets bring them over for dinner..

*Sigh*...they the sad thing is...I know people that act like them...ice hot stuntas and hazesquad...

Originally posted by klegg
Do not forget the rancid sexual comments....Yeah, we should respect them...Hell, lets bring them over for dinner.. All I'm saying is you can make and say funny/interesting comments without having to use race or personal references, what's so hard to understand about that? Just because some don't give a hoot others do.. and find it in poor taste, that's all. IMO

I agree, I don't understand why race or sexual comments etc.. have anything to do with the RX-8... Anyway, I'm not a moderator, do whatever you want, just expressing my own opinion just like you.

Originally posted by brothervoodoo
All I'm saying is you can make and say funny/interesting comments without having to use race or personal references, what's so hard to understand about that? Just because some don't give a hoot others do.. and find it in poor taste, that's all. IMO

I agree, I don't understand why race or sexual comments etc.. have anything to do with the RX-8... Anyway, I'm not a moderator, do whatever you want, just expressing my own opinion just like you.

Opinion shared. Funny thing is, it seems to be politically correct these days to ridicule.

Originally posted by brothervoodoo
All I'm saying is you can make and say funny/interesting comments without having to use race or personal references, what's so hard to understand about that? Just because some don't give a hoot others do.. and find it in poor taste, that's all. IMO

I agree, I don't understand why race or sexual comments etc.. have anything to do with the RX-8... Anyway, I'm not a moderator, do whatever you want, just expressing my own opinion just like you.

First, I did not think you were serious, so forgive my above sarcasm. I have zero problem with you.

Second, I actually agree with what you say, and I think we all know I am pretty tolerent of others, EXCEPT in a extreme case such as this. Look at this quote from their website..

" Name: ILY
Age: 18
Occupation: Undercover Student

Profile: The illus kid on the block, hard as rock, with the heart of gold. Valued member of the squad; there for you whenever, wherever, however plays the field like the Casanova,Youngest member of the squad sweet and charming, girls falls to his feet, amazing to see. Parents lock up your daughters, new playas about he'll take her, make her give him head till her knees turn red. ...."

"MAKE HER"?????? as in rape????? Now, how can you not attack these cretins, ESPECIALLY when they also bring up god on their site...(and it is Allah they are talking about there, make no mistake.)

Rape is a abomination under arab code.....so they are hypocrites. I do not like hypocites.....

I do not think anyone is attacking all arabs, just this particular group, and lets face it, I think they are looking for a reaction, positive or negative.

They should remember that they are representing their community, especially when they make it a point to draw attention to the fact they are muslims...

Originally posted by klegg
I do not know if they are for real or not....all I know is I fouled myself laughing..

One question...is that RICE?

that's not rice

those cars don't have enough modifications

Originally posted by brothervoodoo
When do I get my cookie for good behavior.

:)

Originally posted by klegg
First, I did not think you were serious, so forgive my above sarcasm. I have zero problem with you.

Second, I actually agree with what you say, and I think we all know I am pretty tolerent of others, EXCEPT in a extreme case such as this. Look at this quote from their website..

" Name: ILY
Age: 18
Occupation: Undercover Student

Profile: The illus kid on the block, hard as rock, with the heart of gold. Valued member of the squad; there for you whenever, wherever, however plays the field like the Casanova,Youngest member of the squad sweet and charming, girls falls to his feet, amazing to see. Parents lock up your daughters, new playas about he'll take her, make her give him head till her knees turn red. ...."

"MAKE HER"?????? as in rape????? Now, how can you not attack these cretins, ESPECIALLY when they also bring up god on their site...(and it is Allah they are talking about there, make no mistake.)

Rape is a abomination under arab code.....so they are hypocrites. I do not like hypocites.....

I do not think anyone is attacking all arabs, just this particular group, and lets face it, I think they are looking for a reaction, positive or negative.

They should remember that they are representing their community, especially when they make it a point to draw attention to the fact they are muslims...


opinion shared...
but let's ridicule their ridiculousness, not their ethnic dress

Actually I did not, someone else did....and do we know it is ethnic dress?

They could be masons...they wear white aprons..

No, I know it was someone else. I was sharing your opinion and commenting on someone else's comment. Sorry. Those are shelwar kamises, which are worn in Pakistan (or by Pakistanis). I.e., they're not arabs.

I don't see how "any of us" making blanket steroetypical comments about race or religion is then okay? I agree with you, these guys are idiots but why make broad stereotypical comments in "our" retorts. Who are we actually making fun of, just them, or a larger group of people? I don't expect you or anybody to agree with my train of thought, just airing out my opinion.

1. they are not arabs
2. they are probalby not even muslim
3. arabs are not this ugly
4. those guys are retards lol

Originally posted by mikeb
that's not rice

those cars don't have enough modifications

no no, thats enough rice, i cant see anything worse than those cars

Originally posted by mental pimp
3. arabs are not this ugly Expressing a bit of your personal bias.... :) No wonder people fight with you.. Anyways, that's all I was saying, people throw around stereotypes and they don't even match the group of people we are taking about in the 1st place.

Originally posted by brothervoodoo
I don't see how "any of us" making blanket steroetypical comments about race or religion is then okay? I agree with you, these guys are idiots but why make broad stereotypical comments in "our" retorts. Who are we actually making fun of, just them, or a larger group of people? I don't expect you or anybody to agree with my train of thought, just airing out my opinion.

Again, I have not and usually would not...but in a case like this I think it is ok, and warrented...clearly "WE" would be making fun of this particular group of fools, and yes, since THEY make a point of throwing thier religion out there, while violating it's basic teachings, then it is fair play.

Now, I do agree that the "pimp" attack is not needed. After all, he was not even involved with this thread

I think here we can agree to disagree, but your tone is hostile. Are you of arab or pakistan descent? If so, again, I have no issue with you, so please calm down...

Originally posted by mental pimp
1. they are not arabs
2. they are probalby not even muslim
3. arabs are not this ugly
4. those guys are retards lol

You are wrong. Go read thier bios again....I guess they could be born again ...somethings, but no, they are clearly muslim

Thats it.....I am cancelling my order for G2 caliper paint.

Its cars everywhere like this.......it never seems to look right. I was afraid of that.....now I'm convinced.

The pimples are taking away your focus...remove the idiots, put in a super model in a black dress, something slinky..

Now they look good....

your probably right.........

I wonder what a 911 turbo would look like behind those jackasses?

It would look like a modded satern SC......

Originally posted by klegg
Again, I have not and usually would not...but in a case like this I think it is ok, and warrented...clearly "WE" would be making fun of this particular group of fools, and yes, since THEY make a point of throwing thier religion out there, while violating it's basic teachings, then it is fair play.

Now, I do agree that the "pimp" attack is not needed. After all, he was not even involved with this thread

I think here we can agree to disagree, but your tone is hostile. Are you of arab or pakistan descent? If so, again, I have no issue with you, so please calm down...

Klegg.. this is really going down the wrong path. I am responding to your statements in due kind with neither hostile intentions written or otherwise. As for my descent, what does that "fuggin" have to do with it?? (don't take that as hostile). Why do you keep bringing race-in.... Anyhow, for you personal info i'm neither pakistani, arab, indian, turkish, georgian, etc.. What does that have to do with anything? Why don't we just make fun of this goofy website without injecting racial bias into it?

Originally posted by Gyro
Thats it.....I am cancelling my order for G2 caliper paint.

Its cars everywhere like this.......it never seems to look right. I was afraid of that.....now I'm convinced.

what's funny is that you attached this picture while i simply linked it from the site...Gyro, why do you have this picture saved on your local hard drive??? :p

ok ok , Klegg dont get too excited, i didnt bother reading anything, and i also said that their probably not muslims, PROBABLY not muslims

Originally posted by mikeb
that's not rice

those cars don't have enough modifications

tell me again that's not rice

http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/bmw4.jpg

http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/alihonda4.jpg

http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/mit1.jpg

http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/hon_front1.jpg

I don't really know what rice is, but I know what looks like shit in "my eyes". A lot of that stuff shown falls into that category. :D

Originally posted by BRx8
what's funny is that you attached this picture while i simply linked it from the site...Gyro, why do you have this picture saved on your local hard drive??? :p

I know ...its a bad habit.

I WANT that picture....you kidding me...its PRICELESS. I know there will be a use for it later. IKEWRX comes to mind.....:D

Damn they look like a bunch of Al Quida terrorist training camp drop outs!

As jacked up as it is Rotary Nut...the same thought came across my co-workers and myself earlier...something to do with how many of them work as "airport security" or even airport related. Then those jackasses go on to say that they are into some illegal "import/export" businesses.

Summary of what my co-workers and I came up with...they need counselling, but since there isn't a single counselor good enough to help them...they need a VERY hard ass kicking. Hazesquad and Ice Flame Stuntaz...Super Greg is just hilarious.

How about the threats involving guns? .......

I like those cars
except for the last one with grapics on it

Originally posted by -=Zeqs=-
Summary of what my co-workers and I came up with...they need counselling, but since there isn't a single counselor good enough to help them...they need a VERY hard ass kicking. Hazesquad and Ice Flame Stuntaz...Super Greg is just hilarious.

yes i agree...no amount of counselling can heal ppl with such rediculous personas so deeply imbedded into them such as these guys...a good, swift ass kicking usually does the trick and sets them straight...

btw, if you thought SuperGreg was hilarious, get a load of this guy:

http://www.thenoel.org/asianprince/

when in the Possible Dates section or over any image, hover the mouse over each picture for some famous Asian Prince insight

isn't he cute?!?

I will take barbara from "possible dates" one....

Originally posted by klegg
I will take barbara from "possible dates" one....

she's mine...i'll kill you

From the looks of her, I think we could share...

Ya...she's got two asses..each of you two may take one and pump away. :p

hahahahaha those guys are hella funny...those other links, too!! what the heck!? lol...i dunno man, these people seriously need reality checks! lol...thanks for the links!

The pic of the Icy hot stuntaz with Nelly has been photoshopped.

These guys look like wanna bee hitmen..with no skillz to pay tha bills.