Guys...
i woke up this morning with nuts the size of grapefruits. I cannot move...its like having a basketball stuffed into your scrotum...I have no idea whats wrong with me.

so I put ice on my nuts, that lasted for about 2 seconds. I don't know what to do, not to mention i don't know who to consult. i have an appointment with a urologist, but I WILL NOT leave the house, so I'm still trying to convince her to come to my house.

what do I do about this. I'm going to post pictures if I can manage to get a camera down there and get a good enough shot. If anyone is a doctor...PLEASE HELP! They're really tingley too when you touch them, but other than that sensation, I really need my old balls back.

my cuzin twisted his tube that sends blood to his left nut, and it started to hurt his stomach like crazy for 2 hours non-stop, he was taken to the hospital, they cheked him out and nothing came up ( at that time they didnt know he twisted his blood supply tube) and he went home, the next day , his ball grew the size of a baseball and kept on growing more and it has hard, so they took him to the hospital and he imiditiately he had a 45min opereation, there was a chance that he would loose it but it survived, it was twisted 3 times, now hes back and normal, got to miss school for a whole week and hes back to skateboarding

so if i were u, go to a hospital or wait a bit for the pain to come or for it to get smaller, and please dont post pictures

TOO MUCH INFORMATION! You need to get to a hospital -- hope you get well soon!

Pimp,

I really don't have the balls (no pun intended) to walk into a hospital with giagantic balls hanging out of my pants.
I need a doctor to come over to my house.....

Your sig says this is not the Buick forum....
But have you considered that maybe your nut-related posts are also in the wrong forum?
You will get better medical advice on the 350Z forum....

S

you are very sick. no pun intended.

are you the dude who fought "the asians" in WWII?

Thanks for the head's up and hope you get well soon. If it's a real medical condition seek advice elsewhere. This thread's going nowhere. Closing and PM me or the mods if you have a problem with it.