Dear Mrs. Rambling Man:

Notice is hereby given that your permission to park in the garage, upon delivery of Titanium RX-8 (Exhibit A), is revoked. Evidenced by (Exhibit B) the fact that the nine year old Saab has multiple door dings on the side that The Children (Exhibit C) exit out of your “so called” car, hereafter labeled “Passat”, this Restraining Order (attached) forbids your Passat from coming within five feet of Exhibit A.

Please do not make me choose between you and Exhibit A.

/s/ Rambling Man


cc: Dewey, Cheatum and Howe, Attorneys at Law.

I second that emotion. :D

Ah yes, the illustrious law firm of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe. Rambling Man, wiht superior legal council such as the aforementioned, I'm sure you'll get your way...

And just where is the dog house located ??? :)

ADDENDUM:

As formentioned in regards to Exhibit A, the stated persons should not attempt to drive Exhibit A, due to the overwhelming fact that the low center of gravity and neat plastic, painted, unscuffed, front spoiler are neglected in the female parking fashion.

Damn another 8 driver that has an affinnity for the B5! I had mine ('02 W8) repurchased under the lemon law to get my 8. I loved mine it was the service that sucked!

I hear you!! Last car I had my hubby put 5 dings in the door all right in a row and the car was only a year old!! I was so mad!! I made it clear about this car!! So far since we remodeled our kitchen there's too much crap in the garage so his Mountaineer stays out side(yippee!)

You can throw out the Viagra now cause you won't be needing it anymore :p

It is odd BUT very refreshing to her that the lady of the house is the car nut! I have to force my wife to just take her mini van to the car wash cause she says it will only get dirty again ??

Cruz, just keep your hubby in line now, no door dings!!!!

eww a slob? i mean saab.

Dear Mr. Rambling Man,

I misrepresent the Divorce Law Firm of Stabbem, Grabbem and Runn. This letter is to inform you that California is a shared-property state. As such, your attempt to take 100% of the garage is illegal.

Please cease and desist in your efforts.

v.r

Bleedem Dry, Esq

Note for the humor impaired, this is a joke

Sea Ray...hubby says I am Obsessed and love my car more than him!! Hmmmm.....human male or RX 8......hmmmm.......! He thinks I am nuts always on this forum, the three, I mean now 4 car magazines(RX TUNER) I get and all. What can I say! Beauty and the Beast!

Cruz, opposites attract!! That keeps the world in check. Imagine if both of you were car-aholics :)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Q121825
[B]Dear Mr. Rambling Man,

I misrepresent the Divorce Law Firm of Stabbem, Grabbem and Runn. This letter is to inform you that California is a shared-property state. As such, your attempt to take 100% of the garage is illegal.

Please cease and desist in your efforts.

v.r

Bleedem Dry, Esq


My dear Q:

Although CA is a community property state, the 8th Amendment prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment certainly applies to door dings and supercedes divorce statutes. See you in court. RM

Originally posted by Rambling Man
My dear Q:

Although CA is a community property state, the 8th Amendment prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment certainly applies to door dings and supercedes divorce statutes. See you in court. RM

ROTFLMAO.

You win.

All I can say is thank heavnes my woman doesnt drive stick.

Bleedem Dry, Esq.....Dewey, Cheatum and Howe
I think you were involved in a malpractice lawsuit against me, and I was very impressed with your technique. I would like you to represent me against my wife for putting her lighted reindeer statues too close to my new RX-8, causing them to fall over and scratch my car. I have enclosed a photo of the damage.

Your recent success against me makes me confident you can win not only repair fees but also the considerable pain and suffering I must endure every day when I have to look at my once beautiful car, and the embarrassment I must suffer while driving it. I'll bet you could even get me something for loss of companionship while it is being repaired.

Photo:

Since it was a reindeer I think you're better off going to Santa than seeing an attorney :p

Rudolp with your nose so bright won't you guide my 8 tonight :)

Whats with the white squiggly line things in the car?

Those are reindeer tracks, can't you tell???

Wives, can't live with them, can't............................................. ....

Originally posted by Speed-ER doc
I would like you to represent me against my wife for putting her lighted reindeer statues too close to my new RX-8, causing them to fall over and scratch my car. I have enclosed a photo of the damage.Sorry to return this thread to reality (;)), but that looks like a perfect use for the bottle of touchup paint that you should have received when you returned Mazda's customer satisfaction survey. At least that will alleviate the stares and sense of shame until you can get it repaired professionally. :)

Originally posted by Sea Ray
Cruz, opposites attract!! That keeps the world in check. Imagine if both of you were car-aholics :)

I can relate... the B/F and I are both car-a-holics. Him: '70 El Camino, '89 Camaro IROC, '90 Miata, and whatever company car Honda has him driving this week (he gets a different one every Thursday - he came home with the '04 S2000 a couple weeks ago.) Oh, and a Harley FatBoy. ME: RX-8, '00 Miata, '91 Miata.

And I have to tell you guys, there are women out there (ahem) who are as anal-retentive about their cars as you are, if not more so. I'm one of 'em. Ding my car and you're dead... slowly and painfully. ;)

Wow, I bet your car insurance agent sends you guys a real nice Christmas package!

I suspect that if I ever dinged my wife's Miata, her "baby moonbeam" all conjugal rights would be revoked permanently. I even had to pursuade her to let me Zaino her car (aka "test" it before I got my '8). Now all I hear is, "hmmm...I think it needs more Zaino!". Yes, dear rx8club friends, there are female car nuts out there. THANK GOD I'm married to one ;)