View Full Version : A great start to the day ...


Huey52
08-20-2009, 06:52 AM
... when the pretty young lady at the Dunkin' Donuts window says [to this ol' guy] "btw, I really like your car." ;)

SideOfBacon
08-20-2009, 07:08 AM
:icon_tup:

Grungepup
08-20-2009, 08:10 AM
had that happen to me a few weeks ago.... a little hottie at McD's told "that is a sexy car... can i drive it" as she handed me OJ and biscuit..... I'm thinking 'yea only if you know how to ride stick'

Jedi54
08-20-2009, 11:28 AM
excellent way to start your day.
did you tell her the it would be even better with a cute co-pilot inside? ;)

Huey52
08-20-2009, 11:41 AM
LOL Alas as an ol' married guy, with an about-same-age daughter, I'm pretty well desensitized. I did thank her tho' and she got a larger than normal tip. ;)

excellent way to start your day.
did you tell her the it would be even better with a cute co-pilot inside? ;)

SideOfBacon
08-20-2009, 11:46 AM
ill go back and give her the tip for ya :yesnod:

AJ's Shinka
01-27-2010, 07:06 AM
:101384_l:

faith&firepower
01-27-2010, 09:14 AM
:hitit:

kersh4w
01-27-2010, 12:28 PM
LOL Alas as an ol' married guy, with an about-same-age daughter, I'm pretty well desensitized. I did thank her tho' and she got a larger than normal tip. ;)

i've given this a great deal of thought because i never want to be desensitized to hot 18-24 year olds. but i suppose that will change as my age changes. its hard to deal with someone a good bit younger than you. :/

oh well, i guess the age/2+7 rule strikes again.

Huey52
01-27-2010, 12:32 PM
Well, I ain't that desensitized, but in context I never want to be seen as a dirty ol' man either. Officer and Gentleman thing. ;)

Btw: the equation output for me is 36 :(

kersh4w
01-27-2010, 12:44 PM
exactly, i dont want to be seen as a dirty old man. and i think dating someone that is the same age group as one of your off spring is just about wrong. on so many levels.

i guess thats your lower level! 68 and 35 is really pushing it though. but i think the rule is a good guide, it puts the limit down right at the border. 23 and 19.5 for me.. and guess how old my gf is? haha.. -_-

Huey52
01-27-2010, 12:54 PM
ummm... I'm "only" 58, but I can obviously still do better math. ;)

kersh4w
01-27-2010, 01:05 PM
haha! i thought that was a bit extreme! i did it in my head and went from (35-7=28) rounded to thirty, 30x2=60. forgot how i came up with the 8. o_0

:)

but we are both wrong.

58/2=29. 29+7 is 36.

lolol.

Mawnee
01-27-2010, 01:08 PM
Yea, these days I take note if they are closer to my daughters age than my own. Which was odd when I started realizing it...... made me feel dirty
Right now the cutoff is 22 as I am not as...mature...... as you :D:

EMart11b
01-27-2010, 01:13 PM
A hot, slutty, cardio-bunny literally turned her head and completely turned around when I drove by her this morning. Too bad she's such a cockslut :Freak_ani

Brettus
01-27-2010, 01:18 PM
Bloody hell - so i'm not allowed to get turned on by a hot 20 yr old ?

May as well just top myself and be done with it .............

kersh4w
01-27-2010, 02:24 PM
A hot, slutty, cardio-bunny literally turned her head and completely turned around when I drove by her this morning. Too bad she's such a cockslut :Freak_ani

eh, you only live once. i would have stopped and taken her to coffee.

and way to be judgmental.

Razz1
01-27-2010, 02:48 PM
She lied... She really likes you and you forgot to get a date....

EMart11b
01-27-2010, 03:14 PM
eh, you only live once. i would have stopped and taken her to coffee.

and way to be judgmental.

Nah, I know her, not just some random girl. She complains when she only sleeps with two guys in a weekend.

kersh4w
01-27-2010, 07:12 PM
hahah. 2 partners in a weekend is pretty easy to do.

some people just like sex. *shrug*

i dont really judge people for their sexual habits. its what has kept the human race alive for tens of thousands of years.

EMart11b
01-27-2010, 08:55 PM
hahah. 2 partners in a weekend is pretty easy to do.

some people just like sex. *shrug*

i dont really judge people for their sexual habits. its what has kept the human race alive for tens of thousands of years.

For that I have two categories... the are whores and nymphos. Nymphos have a lot of sex because they genuinely enjoy it whereas whores have a lot of sex to make up for insecurities.

Razz1
01-27-2010, 09:10 PM
Unlees you have been enslaved into being a HO

kersh4w
01-28-2010, 03:21 PM
For that I have two categories... the are whores and nymphos. Nymphos have a lot of sex because they genuinely enjoy it whereas whores have a lot of sex to make up for insecurities.

you would be surprised how closely both of those are tied to average person.