im just curious to get a male perspective on women.
what are you looking for in a girl (mentally and physically)..
also what are you not looking for.!?

this should be fun! :)

uh oh, you're asking for trouble in here. ;)

im not i swear!
im honestly just curious!
since i broke up with my gf 1 month ago i wanna knw what guys are looking for :)

Broke up with your gf?

dude do you not pay attention?

i missed it too i guess.

No, not to the lounge

EDIT: Or highschool girls on the internet

you're going to find yourself a very wide range of answers... undoubtedly, 90% will be crude but i am sure you're prepared for the worst.

Not to get all sappy, but on the mental side of things, my wife. Hands down is perfect for me. Incredibly intelligent, fiercely independent with just a very small touch of clingy needy girly. she'll go out and work (try to) on the car or the lawn and is ready to dig in and learn new things. has no inhibitions and just about as fearless as i am. I'm one step short of crazy on things i'll do for an adrenaline rush. She's got that silly sense of self-preservation though that keeps her from following me off the cliff. She has no problem telling me exactly how she feels and will immediately communicate any issues at hand. she doesn't believe in holding a grudge or holding on to something that might have happened days, weeks, months back and then slam me with it out of the blue because we nefver talked it over / worked it out. We work out our issues immediately. Communication is #1.

She is also very beautiful as well. I wouldnt have been attracted to her otherwise. i will say though, she isn't what i would have picked as my preferred physical make up for a woman. First, she is a dish-water blond. I prefer long, dark dark brown, curls or red. She has hazel eyes, i like blue. 36c's which are nice but that's actually right on the edge of too big for me. i prefer a more petite woman. On that account, she's not petite. She's 5'6 and about 140 and she readily admits she's got a bubble butt. lol. I've always been attracted to women who are like 5'2 - size 2.

So yes, on the physical side of things, i went completely opposite with my wife. I am sure you wonder why. Well, i actually HAD my "perfect" woman physically. Every aspect of her fit my "bill of fare" physically. But mentally, she was the complete opposite of everything i could want. She was raised to be the good little house wife. she was submissive and failed to communicate in every possible way... she'd never tell me when something bothered her and 3 months later have a complete melt down, blaming me for everything under the sun and i would just be dumbfounded by it all.

Physical is nice but if she's not going to be at least equal, if not more-so of a challenge mentally... just not worth the time, effort or trouble.

i think i call in a tall order here. here is a short list, in no particular order.

she needs to be able to discuss current politics and current issues with both intelligence and sympathy.
needs to understand basic engineering and automotive concepts.
has to be in college or graduated from college.
has to be very strong mentally.
i love challenges and i love arguing
i dont like doormats so she has to stand up for herself
has to understand basic psychology and sociology. taken at least a class in one, preferably both.
has to be a feminist
has to be emotionally supportive
has to love traveling
physically...
i find latinas very attractive
i like butts.
tits are ok, no fuck that i love them too. but ass takes total preference. i'll date a girl with a flat chest but i refuse to date a girl with a flat butt.
eyes arent a huge deal to me
34-24-34 is always a plus
a mi me gusta curves
excessively odd bodies are weird, ie areolas larger than the breasts or excessively large lips between the hips. but tolerable if other factors are in play
has to be physically fit and enjoy outdoor activities, hiking, biking, swimming etc

i like dancing, mentally and physically. so, if she cant dance, thats a huge downside.

perfect women....lulz

perfect women....lulz

:lol:


change thread title to

"describe to me the tolerable women"

:eyetwitch

I'm torn between mrs. right and mrs. right now.

what about mrs. right around the corner?

Did someone call me? LOL... No such thing as a perfect women.. But Im pretty close.

i bet you are. :)

:)
ohh merci beacoup!

She has to be hot. And loves sports. And benches 225lbs 25 times. lol..

Looks don't really matter that much as long as she's not an eyesore nor is pudgy/fat.

Personality-wise though..

Quirky, fun, random

HONEST

Caring & loving

HONEST
HONEST
HONEST
HONEST
HONEST

Honesty is the biggest thing for me. Without honesty, a relationship is utterly worthless for me.

Also I cannot stand religious/stuckup girls or girls who think they're little princesses etc.

I can go on and on..

(Speaking French is a major plus as it's my native language :p: )

Consistency in pointlessness...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyR01NPNMwA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI4O8byPw7g

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/attention_whore

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouanattentionwhorequiz/

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=attention%20whore

hourglass shape :)

As long as she's not fu**in another dude while she's with me. She's A-OK to me :).. All the other sruff varies girl to girl. But being faithful seems to be a lost art? Haha

As long as she doesnt care about me loving my car more than her, shes the perfect woman :lol:

Lindsay Lohan. Checkmate.

insecurties, i can't deal with them.

if i'm with you then i don't care about what you look like, that you're boring, you cant this, you cant do that.

i don't like it when insecurties runs a girls life. its not fun to deal with.
oO and a little confidence is a nice too.

She has to be able to handle my wild and crazy rockstar life

have you ever seen the movie stepford wives....yeah...one like that!

The answer to your question is simple

Shut up/Speak, disappear/show up at the right moment without the Men saying a single word. Oh also, be supportive. and you have to know how to cook. Why ?

Shut up/Speak --- I seen enough women who would just talk blah blah blah blah blah non-stop. To me(its just me, dunno about other men) this is so fuxking annoying and I was about to slap the shit outa her. You can talk of course, but there is a limit, knowing this limit is EXTREMELY important. most women just failed to control themselves in this category.

disappear/show up --- seriously, I understand all women wants to stick with their men(or should I say they want their men to stick with them?) 24/7. but come on, there are times that the men just wanna be alone, doing something or not. I repeat. "I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE DAMN IT !" :lol:

Be Supportive --- instead of saying things like "Dont worry, I always be on ur side~", they choose to say "You're so fuxking stupid." Hey, from time to time everybody fuxked up, so yeah we dont need any fuxking lectures from you.

Cook --- Im pretty sure I cook better than most women out there. but its very important that a women knows how to cook. I dont want to come home and all I see its microwave food. I seen women who doesnt even know how to make instant ramen! I was like wtf ? there is instruction on the back of the bag u know. There is a line within the chinese community that saids "To control a man, u need to control his stomach" so yeah ... there u go.

Nothing against you or whatever. Its true.

but sadly, ova 99% of the women failed @ it.

i sense an alfy pic coming soon

You can tell which guys have gotten burned by women in the past by their bitter remarks.

Its life man ... its life ...

Not quite as good as something from Alfy, but....


http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10275/ThePerfectWoman.jpg


In truth though, it just depends on the guy

Since I already found mine I can just show you
:rofl:

Not quite as good as something from Alfy, but....


http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10275/ThePerfectWoman.jpg

isnt that what i've said ? ...

more or less

Oddly enough, I get yelled at by mine for not talking enough

perfect woman..... waist high, flat head (to rest your beer on), and a never ending love for hot dogs.

perfect woman..... waist high, flat head (to rest your beer on), and a never ending love for hot dogs.

thats what the groove in her back is for...

the perfect woman:
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s89/drtysalr/Perfect_Woman.jpg

the perfect woman:
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s89/drtysalr/Perfect_Woman.jpg

:rofl::bowdown:

almost, i need at least a boob on there lol.

maybe make the butt a bit bigger and add a nip to each cheek.

That is disgusting and hilarious!!

the perfect woman:
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s89/drtysalr/Perfect_Woman.jpg

Thanks, you just made my day ! :yelrotflm:rofl::bowdown:

To make it short:

Confident, honest, ...ah hell with it, bewbs, nuff said.

fixed:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc215/pink-flea/Perfect_Woman.jpg

fixed:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc215/pink-flea/Perfect_Woman.jpg

:lol2:

cute pic of McCartney pink!

perfect woman? hummm lets see.

she would have to be very chill but not lazy only sometime. someone that i can talk cars wit. a girl that is low maintainance but that i can still spoil and that can appreciate the little thing i do for her. honesty is a must and trust is so hard to find these days and would be a big plus. looks are looks, you could be super model hot but a shity attitude and being stuck up will just make the outside ugly. someone wit a kind heart knows shes pretty not stuck up and humble.

Ok....i'll play along to kill some time...

- She has to be willing to learn new things. She can be dumb (not like stupid stupid, but a hs drop out doesn't bother me) or she can be really intelligent - as long as she's open to learning something new - i'm cool

- She has to be able to communicate - if you can't tell me how you feel or what you're thinking - I won't ask.

- She has to be understanding - let's face it...I fuck up...and it's bound to happen again....It's not intentional i swear :uhh:

- Got to be interesting and understand how to carry a conversation - I'm not saying she has to be an encyclopedia - but as long as she knows a little something about what's going on with the world around her - that's cool -

- I really dig humble people. Everybody starts life off differently - some start in the slums and some start in mansions - but if that person is humble, that person is cool with me - basically, if she's too good for Top Ramen...she'll probably need to kick rocks.

- Lastly, she has to be understanding of the connection I have with my family and beliefs. If she can't do that - she can't do shit with me...PERIOD

everything beyond that is just a plus...

Physical traits:

- I could care less if she's an A cup in training - if she's got nice legs and a nice backside ;) I'm down to lay the pipe

- has to work out - i'm not askin' for a f*ckin' olympian - just a chick that isn't afraid to hit the gym for an hour or two

- has to have meat on her. I don't like skinny chicks. I'm a big dude, i'm afraid i might break something...

- cute face. Let's face it, if i don't like your face - i probably wouldn't talk to you...that only applys to being my perfect woman. If you have a busted face you can still give dome...that's cool :)

- has to look good in a dress - for some reason, i find that girls that can fill out a dress nicely arouse me more than some girls in bikini's. Just something sexy about it.

- Can't have busted feet - yes I am OCD and yes i will notice that shit - FIX IT if you have them.

Everything beyond that is a plus....


my description of the perfect woman can also be displayed by pink flea's rendition :)
fixed:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc215/pink-flea/Perfect_Woman.jpg

Lmao that pic is hilarious XD.

body wise,

i love pettit women 5'3" 115lb to 120lb is good. i like a thick
full girl not fat but filled in the right places. i love a big booty (super plus) boobie wise a nice hand full or even a little less. i really like small waste wit big hips but not to big, has to match the booty. almost forgot, Legs im a sucker for killer legs. thick but slender legs that are defind but not to defind and matches that ass. OMG i got to stop. :jerkit: :D: :yesnod:

My Perfect Woman?

Well, I would like a faithful woman with a dad that could give me a ceremonial board position at a fortune 500 company complete with company car and all the goodies like that.

As far as looks, or age, or education, or else... I can deal with that... Just as long as I got the sweet job and she was loyal. Don't get me wrong I wouldn't cheat on her or anything. I just want to never have to work again!

Is this a trick question?

I do admire the little badasses that are out there. Its kind of comforting that they are fiercely independent in everything except they want to have a relationship with you.

I've had my share of them and they are quite the handful at times and it does get old.

I didn't marry my wife for looks, and you shouldn't either. In a few years, if her boobs start to sag too much, there's a place you can go to and they'll lift 'em right back up to where they were. And you can point the nipple in any direction. Hell, you can go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say "I want those titties on that woman right there." If she gets too fat and don't wanna work it off, you can get a tummy tuck. They'll give you a belly that looks like a cheerleader. But let me tell you something folks- you can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take. There's not a class you can go to. Stupid is fo-evah.

-Ron White

IMO, thats just about right. Although, even if Jessica Alba was half retarded, I would stay with it for life.

^+1

Red head/freckles/green.blue eyes/toned body/athletic/smart/C cups


And I'm quite positive the above description does not exist :cry:

^actually...my last gf had all that :lol:
she was a red head, she had freckles, she had green eyes, toned body from working out, smart and had C cups :yelrotflm


Red head/freckles/green.blue eyes/toned body/athletic/smart/C cups


And I'm quite positive the above description does not exist :cry:

^pictures or she doesn't exist :D:

^actually...my last gf had all that :lol:
she was a red head, she had freckles, she had green eyes, toned body from working out, smart and had C cups :yelrotflm


ALL BLASPHEMY AND LIES!


Pics or didn't happen :yesnod:


















o and :Drooling_

^actually...my last gf had all that :lol:
she was a red head, she had freckles, she had green eyes, toned body from working out, smart and had C cups :yelrotflm


So you were the husband she didn't want to catch us?
:scratchhe

lol i'll see if i can find a picture.

:spot save for picture:

HMMM? I see!
This is interesting..
I haven't really dated a guy so, im confused on what to do.:scratchhe
I'm so use to knowing what girls want but, with guys im blank.!
I don't what makes you guys happy!
Someone fill me in!

HMMM? I see!
This is interesting..
I haven't really dated a guy so, im confused on what to do.:scratchhe
I'm so use to knowing what girls want but, with guys im blank.!
I don't what makes you guys happy!
Someone fill me in!

steak, BJs and cold beer.

keep that stocked at all times and readily available. your man will be pleased.

Knowing how to roll a blunt wouldn't hurt either ;)

steak, BJs and cold beer.

keep that stocked at all times and readily available. your man will be pleased.

this

Knowing how to roll a blunt wouldn't hurt either ;)

Or how to hang with the guys WHEN APPROPRIATE!!! That last part is crucial! :yesnod:

Looks don't really matter that much as long as she's not an eyesore nor is pudgy/fat.

Personality-wise though..

Quirky, fun, random

HONEST

Caring & loving

HONEST
HONEST
HONEST
HONEST
HONEST

Honesty is the biggest thing for me. Without honesty, a relationship is utterly worthless for me.

Also I cannot stand religious/stuckup girls or girls who think they're little princesses etc.

I can go on and on..

(Speaking French is a major plus as it's my native language :p: )


+100billion for honesty.

Also I love red heads.

An Indian guy once told me that "A good wife is a wife who keeps your balls empty and your stomach full."

^:rofl:

that indian man was brilliant...was it ghandi??

An Indian guy once told me that "A good wife is a wife who keeps your balls empty and your stomach full."

Really, because an Indian wise man once told me that "A good wife is one who does 70 chores: cook and 69."

:cool:

hahah! :)
bj's and steaks...
are you guys serious!!?
i thought it was gunna be harder..
im not to thrilled about the bj part eww..

hahah! :)
bj's and steaks...
are you guys serious!!?
i thought it was gunna be harder..
im not to thrilled about the bj part eww..

Don't ever tell your guy that. I know plenty of relationships ruined because the girl refused to give bjs. And yeah, guys are simple: Good food, cleaned room, no nagging, and being able to do what he wants and he will be the happiest guy around.

^yeah, because he'll be boning all her friends and his gf won't complain or know :p:

^yeah, because he'll be boning all her friends and his gf won't complain or know :p:

this

ohh..!
okay..
Well honestly im very high maitenence.
I don't cook and i most deff don't clean at all.
What could i do to make up for these things?

Answer: being excellent in bed...

ohh..!
okay..
Well honestly im very high maitenence.
I don't cook and i most deff don't clean at all.
What could i do to make up for these things?

become a lesbian and don't look back.

ohh..!
okay..
Well honestly im very high maitenence.
I don't cook and i most deff don't clean at all.
What could i do to make up for these things?

Answer: being excellent in bed...

^this :)

hahahaha!
but, im tired of being with girls.
There annoying and always want to knw whats going on.

No i'm serious...if you can't cook - won't clean and not crazy about bj's..

Bone him like a porn star (minus the dome) and he won't remember why he doesn't like you...trust me...my ex- was excellent at this...

:banghead:

The only reason to be grossed out by a bj or eating out is if the person is dirty and stinks. Besides, sperm kills like 75% of plaque. So suck a dick and save a smile. It is really easy to keep a guy happy. Just dont be a hypercrit. If you can hang out with a guy friend he can hang out with a girl friend. This is my number one pet peeve. When a girl is like "Im going to get drinks with Matt and Dave from work. I'll be home in a couple hours" and you say "ok, Matt and Dave are cool. Have fun." Then the situation becomes reversed and it turns into WWIII.

Yeah.
I understand you d00d.!
My ex was physco..
Showing up in my front door unexpected.
Going throw my phone.. Crying and making a scene in public places.
Stalking me D:
Bitch was obessesed!
Im not trying to go through all that anymore.
Guys seem more chill and relaxed :)

right. the key to any relationship is to never do anything you wouldnt want your gf/wife/partner to do. that shit totally pissed/pisses me off. your example is absolutely the truth and i've been exactly there.

and bjs. get over it. you eat girls out dont you? ok. my current gf (whose cherry i popped) used to apprehensive about it. it took me a month of dating her, before she'd try it. now? now she goes at it like a lion attacking a gazelle. it turns her on. i cant keep her off it. so give it a shot, you might find out you like it.

now the next thing im teaching her is how to cook. cause this girls needs to learn. seriously. and its not even sexist. she has to be able to cook for herself when she lives on her own. or if we move in together, im definitely not cooking 100% of the meals. she is a pure natural in bed though. goddamn. hornier than me though. damn 18y.o.s.

i swear, if a girl can cook, is pretty, is physically active, bjs and good in bed, lets say the market is in demand.

right. the key to any relationship is to never do anything you wouldnt want your gf/wife/partner to do. that shit totally pissed/pisses me off. your example is absolutely the truth and i've been exactly there.

and bjs. get over it. you eat girls out dont you? ok. my current gf (whose cherry i popped) used to apprehensive about it. it took me a month of dating her, before she'd try it. now? now she goes at it like a lion attacking a gazelle. it turns her on. i cant keep her off it. so give it a shot, you might find out you like it.

now the next thing im teaching her is how to cook. cause this girls needs to learn. seriously. and its not even sexist. she has to be able to cook for herself when she lives on her own. or if we move in together, im definitely not cooking 100% of the meals. she is a pure natural in bed though. goddamn. hornier than me though. damn 18y.o.s.

i swear, if a girl can cook, is pretty, is physically active, bjs and good in bed, lets say the market is in demand.

That's why I'm in one great relationship right now, except for the physically active...but then again, I'm not either. Can't knock her on that, I'd be a hypocrite! :lol:. *sigh* Why does she have to be in California for the week!? :(

That's why I'm in one great relationship right now, except for the physically active...but then again, I'm not either. Can't knock her on that, I'd be a hypocrite! :lol:. *sigh* Why does she have to be in California for the week!? :(

That's why God gave us computers and free porn sites :yesnod:

wait...who's visiting cali?? :D:

wait...who's visiting cali?? :D:

lol, no subtlety in that

lol

<==No tact

hahah! :)
bj's and steaks...
are you guys serious!!?
i thought it was gunna be harder..
im not to thrilled about the bj part eww..

we have a "Steak & BJ day" here in houston on march 14th, a holiday to counteract valentines day!!

we have a "Steak & BJ day" here in houston on march 14th, a holiday to counteract valentines day!!

Hmm...I think we should adopt that in NJ. What day would this glorious holiday land on?

Hmm...I think we should adopt that in NJ. What day would this glorious holiday land on?

its on march 14th!!

oh freakin' sweet! that's my girlfri....errrr...my lady friend's bday :suspect:

wooo almost c-blocked myself :D:

just have a good ass and your good to go

^well there you go mikoo...

you're already on the right track :D:

send me some pics so i can mark all your flaws with a pen, if you even have any flaws btw

I'd say about 3 feet tall with no teeth, a flat head and big ears.

^I was with you til you said the big ears...

^I was with you til you said the big ears...

Think "handles".

Follow the link;

http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video?bcpid=21913413001&bctid=21845810001

Nuf Said. :Drooling_

Oh you know,
Winona Ryder on a bad day http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/0/3987/winona-ryder-nude-poster-08.jpg
And
Alyson Hannigan on a good day
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i201/Faedora/Leave%20It%20To%20Fate/snaps_alyson_hannigan_as_willow.jpg

LOL J/k, but seriously I would have to say they
A. Have to pay for half of everything shared.
B. They have to be loyal.
C. Have to be clean visually, and materialistically
D. Can't be obsesed with sex, thats just annoying.
E. Has to spell better than I do.
F. Respect my belongings.
G. Clingy is a must I hate sharing.

I donno some other stuff I'm sure

I prefer the fatter ones with breasts so saggy you can't see the nipples. Also she has to be into questionable sexual practices and be down for large orgies.

^^ hahah!
:)

wow that red head is freakin drool!

wow that red head is freakin drool!

This one time, at band camp, she stuck a flute in her...

This one time, at band camp, she stuck a flute in her...

:yelrotflm

This one time, at band camp, she stuck a flute in her...

rofl

damn that movie was classic. :bowdown:

Oo let me get this straight..
You want girls to clean,cook,not nag,give bj's,great sex,work,pay for half and be attractive am I missing something?

Oo let me get this straight..
You want girls to clean,cook,not nag,give bj's,great sex,work,pay for half and be attractive am I missing something?

Sounds like a good start to me!

Considering the "classic model" man is expected to support the household, look like Brad Pitt, be built like The Rock, provide daily oral, mop her brow and make herbal tea during her "time off the month" and constantly faun over her, I think its a fair expectation that she should be able to hold up her end of the bargain.

That said, all you should look for in a woman is a bright, compatible mind and a deep, abiding love of your kack.
Everything else just falls into line after that.

That said, all you should look for in a woman is a bright, compatible mind and a deep, abiding love of your kack.
Everything else just falls into line after that.

yep.

HMMM... I guess the perfect women would be some who lets you take pics. like this..



And then post them for others to see!!:ky:

Oo let me get this straight..
You want girls to clean,cook,not nag,give bj's,great sex,work,pay for half and be attractive am I missing something?


so, why am I single!?!

so, why am I single!?!

Obviously not doing something as good as you thought :) I'm sure I could give you a tip..... see what I did there

i lol'd

Obviously not doing something as good as you thought :) I'm sure I could give you a tip..... see what I did there

game on.....gimme tips then

the perfect woman is the one you aren't married to

A girl can't act or be like the perfect woman... you just gotta be you and you'll find a guy that accepts that. if you act like something else eventually you'll get tired of putting up a front and you will both get in a big ass fight and break up.

game on.....gimme tips then

1) You probablly did not get it.
2) I would need a pic first to know how many beers I need to shotgun before hand

eva longoria

that is all

so, why am I single!?!

wait a minute your a lady with an 8 and single... I'm confused.

perfect woman: hot bi chick wit a VR 8 :uhh: :D:

pics that youre a women or I dont believe lol

perfect woman: hot bi chick wit a VR 8 :uhh: :D:

I'd Rather a gorgeous woman with a sexy face, long dark hair, legs for days, a nice bootay, green or blue eyes, tanned and toned, c's or below... driving a WB or WWP...

In all honesty though any girl driving an 8 I think I can look past the majority of that superficial shit (has to be thin with a cute face), if she would wrench with me on the weekends and play on xbox live at night.

so, why am I single!?!
wait a minute your a lady with an 8 and single... I'm DC, you wouldn't happen to be available this coming weekend would you?

*fixed :D:

shady: i was joking. my real post is like on page 1 or 2 :icon_no2: but yeah perfect woman Adriana Lima :yesnod:

*fixed :D:

that was my next question... I'm just tired of being single god dammit.

shady: i was joking. my real post is like on page 1 or 2 :icon_no2: but yeah perfect woman Adriana Lima :yesnod:

Im to lazy to go back that far. lol

oh snap...local s0n!! SD :D:

*pumps brakes*

hold up...

I own both an Rx8 and a Honda Accord. (And I'm a teenager's parent). BigMike is 100% correct. The Accord is much, much easier to drive, cheaper on gas and insurance, and a no-brainer to maintain compared to the RX8.

say wuh??

stop stealing my lines s0n!!!

I did know this one girl that had a shinka but shes not really on the forum that often.

A mommy driving an 8 that is single...

Im in like Flynn

As long as she doesnt care about me loving my car more than her, shes the perfect woman :lol:

+1

But some input from me. She has to be girly. Like do the classic girly whine sometimes. I like when a girl is independent and are not so needy. But occasionally I want to play the man and have her lean on me for something. Most importantly, she needs to be herself. I can't stand girls that act stupid when they are not, or something like that. Because if you win someone over acting like something you're not.. that does no good...

I also like girls to dress up cute. Not over the top. But put effort in. They need to look just as cute in a t shirt tho. haha. oh, and lastly, they can't be slutty at all. guys don't want a long term thing with a slut. Going on a first date with a girl and she's ready to do anything more than a kiss... a short one.... is a no. Be someone they could take home to their parents.

Impossible...they don't exist. :eek: OH wait...the ones that stop talking when you hit pause, stop or deflate them are ok. :lol: :p: {disclaimer: that was just a JOKE...an immature, male chauvinist joke}

guys don't want a long term thing with a slut. Going on a first date with a girl and she's ready to do anything more than a kiss... a short one.... is a no. Be someone they could take home to their parents.

I've taken a few sluts to meet my parents worked out great...

As long as they are ladys in the streets and freaks in the sheet Papi doesnt give a flying F bomb.

A mommy driving an 8 that is single...

Im in like Flynn

i'm what you want then....

i'm what you want then....

PM'd lol

1) You probablly did not get it.
2) I would need a pic first to know how many beers I need to shotgun before hand
http://http://www2.snapfish.com/slideshow/AlbumID=166136627/PictureID=3329221178/a=31959464_31959464
I'm the one on the left. Stacey on the right is the one I bought my car from.

Snapfish apparently doesn't embed pictures on this forum...

i'm what you want then....

this just seems too good to be true...... :suspect:

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photobucket workin?

I guess I'll find out.

http://<a href=

photobucket workin?

Your missing a part of that link.

a/s/l ???

:D: heh

http://http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b122/MicheleSwope/KeithUrbanSD2007/DSCN0364.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b122/MicheleSwope/KeithUrbanSD2007/DSCN0364.jpg


Edit: on the left

niiiiiiiiiiice.... but i dunno about the company you keep lol

who gives a shit...

what is this team anal og you representing?


hehehehe

lol who told you my secret!!!

yea teamanalog.org is a car club/team I'm a part of check the site out.

lol who told you my secret!!!

yea teamanalog.org is a car club/team I'm a part of check the site out.

Oh cool, I think I'm going to check it out. Oh the page is openi- OH MY SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN!!!!

lol nice nice.We actually do some really great stuff for the community.

Team Analog sucks, JK shady

^lol fukcing socal gets a hold of a thread and it gets fubar'd

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b83/Xero64/off-topic.jpg

^ wait who and what is getting serviced in 2 miles?

iono.......i know i just brought fish sauce, sea foam and condoms just in case :)

hey hey hey is socal + pup

iono.......i know i just brought fish sauce, sea foam and condoms just in case :)

Ahh you are learning quickly... throw some zipties in the mix and your ready to become my apprentice.

im lost

im lost

well we've just figured out that I'm the perfect woman. :)

wait wait wait .... so you fulfill all the requirements as previously posted?

ie... cook, clean, laundry, great sex, awesome bj's, no whine button, and live in texas?

she was battin' 1000 with you grunge til you said texas....:lol:

^you forgot the emergency "on/off" button

im lost

the deal is all you need in life is sea foam, fish sauce, condoms, and zipties...

Heres the reasoning

Seafoam: well you can decarb an engine, clean carburetor, clean fuel injectors by letting it soak overnight, you can start a small fire.

Fish Sauce: the creamy stuff you put in the fish taco that you grill. the grill gets started by the seafoam

Condoms: STD's and Babies can be prevented. also you can fill one up with seafoam and fish sauce and ziptie the end for a homemade fish bomb.

Zip Ties: Are excellent for the above, tying up loose undertrays and handcuffing for kinky bedroom activity's also in that process condoms are advised


Thats all

:yesnod:

...and I have a REAL job and a pulse, too LOL

oh you are a very wise masta

real job check

pulse.... optional


just have to work on that whole Texas thing.....

oh WOW! YOU SEE THAT GRUNGE!? SHE EVEN HAS A PULSE! THAT'S LIKE 1000 TIMES BETTER THAN YOUR LAST GF!! :lol:


























:lol: I couldn't pass that up...lol

HEY... she had a pulse...... just not for the whole time

There isn't one, so I see no point. :eyetwitch

oh atilla.... a hint of pics to come..... PUP > Atilla

you still gotta top me from the happy birthday pic....oh and what happened to that korean chick mayng??? I'm still waitin' :squint:

she got shy.....

i got something working wit some others ..... i should have some teasers after this weekend.

I forgot about the most important quality of a perfect woman...

Sense of humor and buttsex

http://cvillain.com/wp-content/uploads/b2.jpg

LOL fcuk this thread is just filled with fail.

Pup: send me them teaser pic's - i haz to approve dem :D:

teaser pic coming your way tonight

SCORE! :rock:

well maybe not tonight tonight... but sometime between nao and tomorrow midday depending on how drunk/far i get

Here's my perfect woman:

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/sports/secret+really+long+life/1606263/1606400.bin?size=620x400

Yes toothless women are awesome

Here's my perfect woman:

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/sports/secret+really+long+life/1606263/1606400.bin?size=620x400

Word I bet that basket is filled with fish.. all we need is fish sauce and corn tortillas

toothless women and fish sauce..?
what is the world coming to:crying:

toothless women and fish sauce..?
what is the world coming to:crying:

Amazing fish tacos?

HA!.
So i finally dated one..
Not quite what i had in mind.!
Made me do everything in underwear and tryed to get me too cook..
I was fine when wth the underwear part but the cleaning..
I told him to kick rocks!:p:

teaser mission aborted....bf showed up

WTF!?!? FAILURE!! :cussing:

I was some-what looking forward to teaser pic's!?!? :cussing:

teaser mission aborted....bfshowed up

Sucks to be that guy

yup....you never, in your entire life, want to be 'that guy' :icon_no2:

shoot me your myspace....

what myspace?? I got rid of dat shizz :icon_no2:

www.myspace.com/xxdozer32

atilla - pm'd

dozer - pm's full.....

PMs cleared :)

Woot day off for me.

Teaser pics coming mission accomplished

Omfg yesss!!

Face iPhone pics right nao but still working on body pics

AWWW, ONLY FACE PICS???

http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w357/ren3sis/LOL/1234087806601.jpg




:lol: jk bro - definitely wanna see this quality :naughty:

SHADY CREW! I just saw a trailer on TV for Transformers and damn talk about "PERFECT WOMEN" that TFMERS chick is HOT, I LOVED HER MAXIM SHOOT.

Megan Fox is her name...

YUP shes a fox.

Wow, yet again Zelda you managed to create another interesting thread. LMFAO I guess I will render my expert opinion on the subject.

Now I for one thrive on exotic women and I guess because I am pretty mixed up racially myself, I have been quite fortunate with the ladies. I think that the most important thing to me with any woman is confidence. I love a woman that knows her full potential and strives to exceed that mark everyday. I dated this English girl when I lived in Thailand and she could kill every man in a room with her walk and her confidence. She looked Halle Berry fine in a business skirt and button down top. Her personality was absolute garbage, but she had me whipped enough that I actually put up with it for quite some time before I had to escape. LOL

^Forgot to mention that you are still on the run and fear for your life :)

From past girlfriends, I have come to the conclusion that they don't exist.

From my observations of this thread I have concluded that my perfect woman is.......too expensive :icon_no2:

^^its cause you keep trying to buy the celebrity look-a-like blow ups.

^^its cause you keep trying to buy the celebrity look-a-like blow ups.

Would you like to recommend a certain budget minded product for atilla?