View Full Version : Video: Remember to close your sunroof before masturbating


RotoRocket
05-07-2009, 02:25 PM
http://jalopnik.com/5242358/remember-to-close-your-sunroof-when-masturbating?autoplay=true

This was in Edmonton, Alberta.

You freaky Canadians, you.

kersh4w
05-07-2009, 02:28 PM
LOL

i love that if this was a video of a girl masturbating, it would be considered porn and removed. but rofl. this is hilarious.

dozer
05-07-2009, 02:29 PM
:rofl: @ canadians

sanyok
05-07-2009, 05:27 PM
ouch for some reason dodge is going to change their slogan after seeing this:lol:

nycgps
05-07-2009, 05:30 PM
ROFL HAHAHAHAHA

WTF FAILED !

Who the FUCK would masturbate in his fucking car during DAY TIME ON A FUCKING Busy STREET


LMAO, LOL

RotoRocket
05-07-2009, 06:15 PM
ouch for some reason dodge is going to change their slogan after seeing this:lol:

Dodge could make this into a great commercial for the Nitro.

You know, how it gets you all hot and bothered.

Apparently that guy was watching pR0n on his in car DVD player while doing the deed.

DarkLord7854
05-07-2009, 06:30 PM
That's sad.. and funny

Red_Fox
05-07-2009, 06:32 PM
LMFAO dude i would totally not want to be that guy hope he really doesnt work there or in that area for that matter hahaha

No More Oldsmobiles
05-07-2009, 07:06 PM
It's the new Dodge Porno!

abs016
05-07-2009, 09:23 PM
I am speechless...

rafaga
05-08-2009, 01:11 AM
When that guy came out and waved at the camera....That was the loudest laugh I've had this year so far....

RotoRocket
05-08-2009, 09:36 AM
My favorite part is when that one guy was talking about how 'angry' he was at it.

lol.

bose
05-08-2009, 09:58 AM
lol ^ I know, it's true though he did seems kind of pissed off at it.

Feras
05-08-2009, 10:21 AM
"This is not news. Everyone knows the Nitro is a beater." classic lulz

Atilla
05-08-2009, 10:35 AM
OMFG :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


hahahahahahahahahaha!! Pure pwnage haha!!

XlYesterdaYlX
05-08-2009, 10:56 PM
Wow.....thanks for the laughs LOL

RotoRocket
05-08-2009, 11:05 PM
lulz

This video gets more comical the more you watch it.

That poor bastard. He's damaged goods.

blackenedwings
05-09-2009, 12:04 AM
Rofl, now that is some funny shit right there. That guy must have been mortified, but if you are jerking it in your car in the afternoon on a busy street ....with the sunroof open... you get what you get.

SayNoToPistons
05-09-2009, 02:37 PM
Wouldve been better if someone poured a bucket of water down. Great none the less :rofl:

_xibit_
05-09-2009, 02:55 PM
How do you explain that to your significant other..???? lol..BUSTED

RotoRocket
05-09-2009, 06:25 PM
I can't fathom anyone stopping during what looks like afternoon or lat morning (busy) traffic, putting a sheet over it, popping in some pr0n on the Nitro Entertainment System, and beating it Sonny Liston beat Ali - all with the sunroof open.

It's....it's just....incredible.

Ever Hernandez
05-09-2009, 09:11 PM
I LOL'd at some of the comments :rollingla:
This is not news. Everyone knows the Nitro is a beater.
What the hell? This is indecncy. He has made such a bad decision. He should be punished! There needs to be a law against buying a Dodge Nitro.
Not surprising. The last time I drove a Nitro, i felt like a jerk too.
I always wondered what Dodge meant by "Grab life by the horns"

kvndoom
05-10-2009, 07:56 AM
Damn.