This mysterious user hailing from California... why does he such profound interest in the Canadian forums? Attempts to show up at all our meetings. In particular the happenings in GTA... Is it because of Leesha's existence? Is it for the igloos that we live in? Or is it the eskimo bars that we eat here for sustenance???

Let's explore this!

:suspect:

Dozer, are you philipino?

He even has a crackhead in a Toque (a regular Toronto and Vancouver site) in his Avatar

This Dozer that you speak of is quite the Man of Mystery.
Some say he sprinkles CRACK on his sandwiches
Some say he once drank Corona Beer off the hood of his RX-8
All We know is he's called Dozer

:fruit:

:40oz:

I cooked some BBQ at his house a couple times i think?

Jedi, me and some other forum members almost started a fire in his car once too...

Around :53 you'll see the magic happen :cool:

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^^^ that is EXACTLY why one should not get hammered and then install car parts in THE DARK!
That does bring up another issue though: Is this "Dozer" person SOOO poweful that even his CAR shares some of his super human abilities?
How many other cars would survive such a fire? He got in the car and it started RIGHT up despite almost burning throught he PCM wiring harness. This is scary stuff... :scared:

:yesnod:

magic.... :rofl:

all i know is that dozers 8 had a spark goblen living in it. :rofl:

Dozer man, who are you? damn I wish one day you WOULD come to GTA and meet up with us.... The International Man of mystery..

and what's up with that dancing white ghost icon?

the dancing white ghost icon he stole from me... That's our little buddy "Fruit" (that's what you have to type in to get him to appear...seriously.)
I always wondered why he was named fruit so I started putting him at the end of random posts. : fruit : (minus the spaces)

or maybe it just reminds Dozer of a childhood icon if his...The Michelin Man.

who are you? the who, one of my favorite songs. :)

maybe these guys are all confused that the CA in our posts doesn't stand for California?:lol:

:fruit:

maybe these guys are all confused that the CA in our posts doesn't stand for California?:lol:

Indeed, I've been truly mislead...:icon_no2:

:fruit:

Indeed, I've been truly mislead...:icon_no2:

:lol::lol::lol: +1

:fruit:

^you got it...

Dozer is like the guy you hear about on the dos XX beer commercials.

:fruit:

he dont drink beer but when he does he perferres Dos XX :rofl:

:rofl: ....jedi introduced me to the dos XX amber, pretty good beer, but most of the time i prefer coronas and modelos

Nice job Footman, this thread was started an hour ago, and we're at the 2nd page already.

Footman ....

you should be thanking the mystery that is dozer. :fruit:

hahahaha.... I know eh? I knew this would be a popular subject... watch, this thread is going to explode out of hand
:fruit:
:fruit:
:fruit:

I can't help myself, this white thing is just too funny.

OOOOOOHHHHh wait till more of the cali people hear about this

hahahaha.... I know eh? I knew this would be a popular subject... watch, this thread is going to explode out of hand
:fruit:
:fruit:
:fruit:

I can't help myself, this white thing is just too funny.

racist bastard ;)

:fruit:

This thread needs epic tits or epic butts or something...someone start posting pictures...let's get this thread started in right direction :evil_laug

NAH! this is my thread discussing me...so NO mean NO...sometimes

http://www.rx8club.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=135861&d=1238007036

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj278/xxdozer32/wtf-funny-dog-pictures-i-has-a-hotd.jpg

DUDE mike thats the SH*T!

I'm gonna vouch for this before anyone else says it... I'm rooting for this as the next biggest degenerate thread ever on the forum ahahaha and it started in Toronto!

:yesnod:

no.. it started in the intertubes.

Dozer?

Boo-urns

This mysterious user hailing from California... why does he such profound interest in the Canadian forums? Attempts to show up at all our meetings. In particular the happenings in GTA... Is it because of Leesha's existence? Is it for the igloos that we live in? Or is it the eskimo bars that we eat here for sustenance???

Let's explore this!

LoL...Before Dozer knew of Leesha's existence he once told me that he'd never even heard of Canada before!!! Imagine that!!!:lol2:

Exclusive photo of Dozer Drunk





http://www.wildlandfire.com/pics/other/sundance-dozer.jpg

mmmMmmm... ego trips for everyone!

:rofl:...all i ever knew about canada was to blame it

that's Fox New's job...

I heard Canada has hot wimminz there....


May i see?? :D:

that's Fox New's job...

http://photo.gangus.com/d/26764-2/zing.jpg

atilla apparently they do

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj278/xxdozer32/canadianchick.png

people live in Canada??? :dunno: :scratchhe




http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d37/Jedi54/Misc/TheWorld.jpg

^reminds me i think i posted that in another thread that was in the canada forum

http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?p=2933204#post2933204

Dozer: that dozers rad pic is EPIC W1N!! :rofl:

page 3 whooohoooooo :yesnod:

atilla apparently they do

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj278/xxdozer32/canadianchick.png

When he wanted hot girls I was going to post her!

im part canadian eh ;)

people live in Canada??? :dunno: :scratchhe




http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d37/Jedi54/Misc/TheWorld.jpg

That is awesome...lol

I like this one better

http://www.rx8club.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=135862&stc=1&d=1238008804

^:rofl:

:ylsuper:

why am i soo intriguing to the canadians?

to quote a certain member...

this thread is FAIL.

why am i soo intriguing to the canadians?

Cause you wish you were one. Remember Cali is going under... :) Soooo your looking for a new place to live... :)

why am i soo intriguing to the canadians?

your not? :lol:

to quote a certain member...

This thread is fail.

bbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaahahaha

why am i soo intriguing to the canadians?

It's cold, we're bored.

to quote a certain member...

this thread is FAIL.

this thread, NO...

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj278/xxdozer32/you-have-failed-please-diethumbnail.png

It's cold, we're bored.

:lol::lol::lol:

I'm hurt... to such a degree that I'm now crying... the last bit of my humanity has been crushed. I've failed. God... what will I do with my life now?!

I'm hurt... to such a degree that I'm now crying... the last bit of my humanity has been crushed. I've failed. God... what will I do with my life now?!

Buy a Honda

I'd rather commit suicide.

:rofl:

This thread made me :lol:

this thread rocks

I'm hurt... to such a degree that I'm now crying... the last bit of my humanity has been crushed. I've failed. God... what will I do with my life now?!
aren't these two pretty much the same thing?
Buy a Honda

I'd rather commit suicide.

:yesnod:

close.... owning a honda is a fate worse then death. Just look at my sig... why would someone who's humanity has been crushed wanna live forever? :p

poor honda owners :(

/INTIATE RANDOM THOUGHT

WE SHOULD START AN INTERNET GANG....

/Random Thought

:fruit:

/INTIATE RANDOM THOUGHT

WE SHOULD START AN INTERNET GANG....

/Random Thought

Rotor Thugs. I have my gang sign in my sig

:fruit:

oh yeah...i can see this going places...

Can I make :fruit: as my icon, but enlarged?

^no

See that?! Everyone loves FRUIT! :fruit:

:yesnod: :fruit:

:fruit: :boink:

This thread is freaking hilarious!!!!

:fruit:

where are all the canadians eh?

This is for you dozer:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u67/partytimedudes/advicedog.gif

OHHHHHH MY FCKIN GAWD! :rofl:!

lol, this thread is out of control. do you guys not realize you've started a gang full of fruits? After seeing this, i honestly hope there is never a cali>toronto or toronto>cali meet....it would end very badly. lol

omg, this thread is COMPLETELY out of control!! I love all the :fruit: added to people's siggy's!.
Did someone say Cali / Toronto Meet??? That could be arranged...

I don't think there is enough gas out there to get a RX-8 across the continent

:fruit::piss:

:ak47::fruit:

see that mike?? The Almighty fruit is bullet proof! :scared:

hmmm, lets try again

:uzi::fruit:

:shooter::fruit:

nope, that won't do it either!
There is only ONE thing that can kill The Fruit and it's not available in Canada.

:fruit:

I don't think there is enough gas out there to get a RX-8 across the continent


no no, we just need a sponsor for gas. lol. maybe we can rope one of the mazda dealers into picking up the tab...al? :lol::lol::lol:

and just for good measure

:fruit:

:fruit:

That is sooooo cccoooollll!!!!

I love that dancing white thing..... man, it's the first time something white is good.... whoops was that a racist comment??? LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! j/k...

I love that dancing white thing... :fruit:

:fruit:

This is absolutely PANDEMONIUM how this thread exploded!

so when do we talk about sending Dozer up to Canada for a weekend???
:fruit:

:uhh:

He needs a set of winter tires first, or a Corolla winter beater

im not letting my car touch those icy roads

Then don't visit until late May

snow!? my 8 doesnt know what that is. :rofl:

yeah exactly my car doesnt know what that is

what is this 'snow' you canadians speak of??

what is this 'snow' you canadians speak of??

its no big deal at all. you've seen the pictures. its pretty much just whipped cream all over the place for a few months of the year. the yellow snow is lemon flavoured. :lol:

nice...:yesnod:

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Ahhahaha!

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit tight and give me a sec-
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Quebec

In southern cali born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom said "I CAN'T STAND YA!"
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Canada'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a canteen glass.
Is this what the people of Canada Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Canada the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there in a sec
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Quebec

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - I CAN'T PAY THE FARE!'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my CRAPPY 1 BEDROOM APARTMENT
I have unfortunately arrived
To sit on my throne as. . . Fuck what is this shit?? SNOW?? WTF IS THAT!?? WHERE'S MY BEER!?!?

*FIXED


kinda :uhh:

OH GOD! nice one atilla! :rofl:

Ahahahahaha!

:fruit: says BUMP!

:fruit: Look what i can do!

:yesnod:

:fruit:

:fruit: 5 pages of nonsense ahahaha

:yesnod:

:fruit:

:fruit: Look what i can do!

"anything you can do i can do better"

:fruit: :fruit:

see, 2 fruits are better than one. :lol::lol:

:suspect:

0h snap s0n!! itz teh wav3!!

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p280/zerglin/Smileys/Wave.gif

Lets get this party started
:djcelebra

Puro pinche party!

Party??

sure why not...

let's put some CA. flavor in here :)

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Chaching!

Who is Atilla?? Is he the long lost twin of Dozer????? hmmm... time to start a new thread AHAHAHA j/k

:rofl:

SCORE!

atillas the homie!

I farted in Atilla's car last night...

And left my pack of cigarettes in dozer's garage...

^he did :rofl:!

john you left your cigs at my house

Well...that explains why my car smelled like squash and hot ass...

:icon_no2:

:rofl:

Well...that explains why my car smelled like squash and hot ass...

:icon_no2:

:uhh:

Well...that explains why my car smelled like squash and hot ass...

:icon_no2:

TMI dude!

:fruit:

oh oh, Stealth is here....RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! save the women, children, and don't forget FRUIT! :fruit:


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Jedi54, dozer+, StealthTL+

yay! Fruit has been spared!

I CHOOSE YOU!

FRUIT!

:fruit:

:suspect:

:fruit: <== look at the little guy go!! :rock:

This thread is so completely random after only one day!!!!! :bootyshak:fart: :bowdown:and he just keeps going and going and going :fruit:

:fruit: HAHA

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg

Well...that explains why my car smelled like squash and hot ass...

:icon_no2:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m301/hisdroogness/Bad_Post.jpg?t=1238185650

atilla i like your siggy lines :rofl:

Excerpt from http://dozer.sourceforge.net/documentation/faq.html

Is Dozer good for the environment?

Yes, dozer does not burn any fossil fuels and is within the EPA's recommended emissions.

Are they talking about our Dozer? :lol:

ha thats.crazy!

he lives! we actually im here at his house making carne asada

bump!

:fruit:

omg it's back...

:yesnod:

omg it's back...

Like gonorrhea, it never really left :fruit:

lol @ mike

i like the comparison between this thread and an STD.

:rofl:

that was called for haha

everyone in this thread just got aids....except me :suspect:

Super Fruit!

http://www.rx8club.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=136113&stc=1&d=1238424434

too bad he doesnt move

This Question needs to be answered!

http://www.rx8club.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=136114&stc=1&d=1238424789

No, they be triplets separated at birth.. you forgot the Michelin Man after going through lipo-suction

BUMP! :fruit:

w00t :fruit:

:suspect:

:uhh:

:evil_laug

Muhahahaha!

:rant::rant::rant::Kill2::Kill2::Kill2::Kill1::Kil l1::Kill1::smileysho:smileysho:ak47::ar::argue:

Wow.....

:rofl:

yay for Jackatar day :D:

I've defected. I'm in B.C. Now

Wait, I thought Canada was a dry mixer for gin?

Has anyone even ever MET this dozer fellow?

:suspect:

:fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit: :fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:

FRUIT ARROW!!

wow, that is ART!

LoL that is funny!!

:rofl: @ Dozer!!

:lol: @ j03 thinkin' I'm dozer haha-

no cuz he got the fruit arrow :D:

oh...wow, i didn't even notice dozer posted before me...lol - i guess that is kinda funny haha

:wallbash:

lol @ the fruit arrow. that must have taken some time atilla. and the avatar switch is kinda trippy. :lol:

oh...wow, i didn't even notice dozer posted before me...lol - i guess that is kinda funny haha

Wait, so you were giving ME the fruit arrow?!?! WTF?!?! :rant:

dam how the f- did this get to so many pages?

Wait, so you were giving ME the fruit arrow?!?! WTF?!?! :rant:


well...your location does say "disneyland" :lol::lol2:

cus dozer is THE man

The fruit arrow does not discriminate - it only points to those that it wants to - i have no baring on who it/she/he points at...I simply post and walk away :suspect:

Dozer: what??? the :fruit: :rofl:

YES ATILLA and for some random reason your hand tends to wander away and just grab guys penises all day :uhh:

well...your location does say "disneyland" :lol::lol2:

This is a good point. Although I am still unsure if I should be enjoying getting the fruit arrow or if its too big and thus unpleasant.

:uhh:

cus dozer is THE man

STFU alfy! no one cares about your dozer man-love!!

:D:

coco puffs!

:rofl:

this thread is KICKING MAJOR assssss right now :)....i dont wanna leave work

this thread is KICKING MAJOR assssss right now :)....i dont wanna leave work

Just because its stroking your ego, doesnt mean you should stroke anything else ok?

its stroking his ego while his hand is stroking somehting else.....:dunno:

there is far too much talk of "stroking" around these parts.

there is far too much talk of "stroking" around these parts.

Well we are talking about DOZER. And since we own things that rotate we have a lot of pent up stroking frustration. Or perhaps its just me for now. LOL

lol... he's busy doing:op::op::op:

:puke:lol... he's busy doing:op::op::op:

had to put that one up there, found it while i was looking at all the smiley faces!

Well we are talking about DOZER. And since we own things that rotate we have a lot of pent up stroking frustration. Or perhaps its just me for now. LOL


yours rotates? shit dude, that must....oh, you mean our wankles. See i was...oh nevermind.

:fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit: :fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit:

SUPER FRUIT ARROW!!

You just been Super Fruit Arrowed! (I think we have a new game)

i can see this going where longcat went. lol

:fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit: :fruit:
:fruit::fruit: ------:fruit::fruit:
:fruit: :fruit: --------------- :fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit: :fruit:------ :fruit: :fruit: :fruit:
:fruit: :fruit: :fruit: :fruit: :fruit: :fruit: :fruit:

Fruit Rotor!

whats a longcat????

whats a longcat????

if you dont know, its best to leave it at that. lol. keep asking questions and someone is bound to post it and get banned for a couple days, or maybe i'll get it for bringing it up. haha.

and mike, thats just wrong man. how could you

lol OK

DUDE that rotor made me :rofl:

Greg, did you say LONGFRUIT?

http://www.rx8club.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=136226&stc=1&d=1238551447

Greg, did you say LONGFRUIT?



oh gawd! :lol::lol:

:suspect:

this thread is never gonna die is it?? :icon_no2:

Wow, no I don't think it ever will.

thanks for that bump roariee :)

thanks for that bump roariee :)

NO!! MY CRACK! Get your own!

Damn crackheads. Ha!

Ima sell yo tv's

:suspect:

MMMMM peanut butter and crack sandwich

So when your posts per page is set to 50, how long until we get to page 6 of dozer?

:uhh: now

:uhh: now

FAIL!






how about, NOW!

nao??

NO its now you fat barrel of monkey spunk!

So when your posts per page is set to 50, how long until we get to page 6 of dozer?

This isn't a math forum!




THIS is a Math forum

Math Forum (http://mathforum.org/)
http://mathforum.org/images/all_top_left.gif

MATH! pffft...

I'll pull a Chuck Norris on that shit and just stare at it til it gives me the information I require

:D:

:rofl:

This isn't a math forum!




THIS is a Math forum

Math Forum (http://mathforum.org/)
http://mathforum.org/images/all_top_left.gif

Well, I'll be tied up with nylon stockings and whipped with the hair off the ass of a jackelope while being called susan.

I learn new things everyday!

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj278/xxdozer32/ChuckNorris.jpg

:bluesuit::bluesuit:
:bluesuit:--:bluesuit:--:bluesuit:
:bluesuit::bluesuit:----------:bluesuit::bluesuit:
:bluesuit::bluesuit: -------------------------- :bluesuit::bluesuit:
:bluesuit::bluesuit::bluesuit:------------- :bluesuit::bluesuit::bluesuit:
:bluesuit::bluesuit::bluesuit::bluesuit::bluesuit: :bluesuit::bluesuit::bluesuit:

MJ Rotor!

good heavens :Eyecrazy:

The top of your rotor is missing the tip. You might lose compression with the king of pop and child molestation rotor.

:bluesuit::fruit:

Dance off

:bluesuit::bluesuit:
:bluesuit:--:bluesuit:--:bluesuit:
:bluesuit::bluesuit:----------:bluesuit::bluesuit:
:bluesuit::bluesuit: -------------------------- :bluesuit::bluesuit:
:bluesuit::bluesuit::bluesuit:------------- :bluesuit::bluesuit::bluesuit:
:bluesuit::bluesuit::bluesuit::bluesuit::bluesuit: :bluesuit::bluesuit::bluesuit:

MJ Rotor!

^this reminds me of this \/

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Wow.....

Wow.....

Was it just me? Or was that Taj guy located on the right side?

:fruit:

LOOK AT MY SIG!?

is it too big??

hell nah your sig looks bad ass

:werd:

hell nah your sig looks bad ass

:bsflag:

LOL, nah, I'm just joking, it looks good

hey this is my thread! dont hate....

^^^hey dozer, ur car looks hella slammed in the pics of the pre-beach cruise.

oh yeah i know, atillas does too

Page 6 right MEOW!

EDIT: FAIL

http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w357/ren3sis/004-2.jpg

Dozer's 8 looks hella dumped...

mine looks pretty low too....also kinda shiney :D:

:yesnod: :fruit:

i know right Dozer's on bags;)

i know right Dozer's on bags;)

T Bags?