Guys - you might notice that the username D.G.W. has been retired, and replaced by the more apt "callsign" Wildcard

Just one of the fringe benefits of getting a Hymee Catback I suppose ;) hehehe

Cheers,
Hymee.

Yeh, I wish I'd used it from the start. Being my first internet forum, I was all out of idea's all those months ago when I decided to get off the fence and post my first post, so I wasn't too original at the time. Thanks Hymee!

No worries. Hymee promises, and Hymee delivers :)

Wildcard

Yeah new name definetely has more hummmpp to it , has more pepper and salt .

Have you lost weight or somwthing?

... and your eyes look brighter!

Does that mean I can metamorphose from Jax8 to Mark8, in keeping with the name my parents chose for me, without being likened to a Jaguar of similar vintage?

As with you DGW, this is my first and only forum. Monagamy (can you translate that into Japanese L&L?) reigns supreme between Sydney and Brisbane.

Moreover, the Prophet hath spoken..."Hymee promises, and Hymee delivers".

A pity my parents were Trotskyites, otherwise I might have become marx8.

Wildcard, I think I love you, but I want to know for sure...

that you will tell us more about what it is like to drive the horniest 8 in the Sthn Hemisphere.

Jax8 Monogamy????

Yeah nice word , but as a ex real estate agent i have wittnessed the , going ons once a loving husband passes away , most women once through the grieving period , bounce back bigger and usually a lot wealthier , with new boyfriend in tow .

As men usually die before their partners i am making sure i get my few extra years of fun in the here and now.

What do women do with their assholes first thing in the morning?

Give them breakfeast (if your lucky ) and send them of to work.

Why do men die before their wifes ?
Because they want to.

Who dares scores .

michael

Mark8 - (hehehe) - send a PM to Toadman (a forum Administrator). I don't actually have the power to do it. Tell him Hymee sent ya.

I knew it would open the flood gates. :)

Cheers,
Hymee.

I know it's been said before: don't ya just hate posts sent simultaneously. And don't you have other lives to go to?

Marx8

L&L,

At the risk of offending our moderator (who we know is listening),

Why do women bleed?
Because they deserve to.

Originally posted by jax8
L&L,

At the risk of offending our moderator (who we know is listening),

Why do women bleed?
Because they deserve to.

Offend - Why? Do you think I'm a girl or something :)

Fine line fellas!

^^^that's funny.

Just don't give me a bad name with the ladies, since my name is linked so closely with this thread!

Oh no... I am hearing a line from that corney movie... "You've lost that lovin' feeling..."

It's not corney... it's a documentary. Didn't you know? They are all just like that in real life, apparently! ;)