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BigAsian
12-16-2003, 11:52 PM
I AM BIG ASIAN! ALL MUST BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!

MazdaManiac
12-17-2003, 12:25 AM
Uh, how about, NO?:p

tribal azn2
12-17-2003, 02:17 AM
"big asian" is a oxy moron. its a catch 22. theres no such thing. azn's are naturally smaller.

XDEEDUBBX
12-17-2003, 02:32 AM
yea....

noahprtlnd
12-17-2003, 05:38 AM
http://image.pathfinder.com/time/asia/magazine/2002/1118/yao_ming.jpg

Hanzo
12-17-2003, 05:51 AM
I am a big asian too. I think 6'5 is pretty all for asian don't you think?

Elara
12-17-2003, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by tribal azn2
"big asian" is a oxy moron. its a catch 22. theres no such thing. azn's are naturally smaller.

I have a friend who's half thai, looks completely thai, and is 6 ft+ and weighs more than 200 lbs- and he's not fat, he's just BIG. IN general, most asians that I see are slighter in build, but not all.

renotse
12-17-2003, 07:49 AM
How about Sumo. Those guys are giants.

WHealy
12-17-2003, 08:49 AM
If you're that big, doesn't it look like we are already bowing ???

Lucino
12-17-2003, 04:38 PM
we're getting bigger don't you think.

Each generation is getting bigger and taller... gotta be the milk and the cheese

Knerk
12-17-2003, 04:48 PM
"I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
And their cute and their cuddly and their ready to please!"

I love monty python!

Jhouse
12-17-2003, 05:55 PM
BOW DOWN TO THIS!!!

Texas 8
12-17-2003, 06:43 PM
WTF?! Hell, I'm a short white dude... f-it, bow down to me too!!! Just kidding of course:-) There is some wierd shit here sometimes....

wakeech
12-17-2003, 06:47 PM
two chinese girls i dated (one Cantonese, one Taiwanese) were both 5'10" (120lbs, 175lbs respectively)... and i've got friends of all colours who're less than 5'7".

growth rate during pubescence is heavily influenced by diet, along with genetics.

Habeeb
12-17-2003, 09:40 PM
Damn, Wakeech. Would you do us all a favor and get rid that picture of your head. Your posts are interesting but torturing us with your face each time is too much to handle. I can't believe that any woman in a Miata would date you.

Sin
12-18-2003, 01:40 AM
A big Asian tried to check out my package at the mall yesterday and I was like "WTF really"...I got a dumb look and he left. Im surprised I said that cause he couldve taken me...but you just dont do that(moreperiods.....)

rotarygod
12-18-2003, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by Habeeb
Damn, Wakeech. Would you do us all a favor and get rid that picture of your head. Your posts are interesting but torturing us with your face each time is too much to handle. I can't believe that any woman in a Miata would date you.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! Sorry Wakeech, love ya man but that was damn funny!

I'm glad someone posted that Yao Ming picture. I live in Houston and have seen that guy in person. I'm 6'1" (and half Thai BTW!) and I look like mini-me standing next to him! Now my mom and my sister and a different story. They are both 5 foot negative something tall.

takahashi
12-18-2003, 02:59 AM
Originally posted by wakeech
two chinese girls i dated (one Cantonese, one Taiwanese) were both 5'10" (120lbs, 175lbs respectively)... and i've got friends of all colours who're less than 5'7".

growth rate during pubescence is heavily influenced by diet, along with genetics.

A 5'10" Cantonese chick with 120 lbs.. me want ... me want to meet. ~Sussh~ don't tell my wife that

Lock & Load
12-18-2003, 03:14 AM
This sign has been designed for the vain motorists (Wacheeck , Elara you will love this one) together with some of the other boys and girls.ha ha ha

As far as BIG ASIANS are concerned most of the asian ladies tell me that asian men suffer from S.D.S (No Not S.A.R.S.) But Small Dick Syndrome .

Michael

Lock & Load
12-18-2003, 03:22 AM
This speedo is designed for the Ladies, Big Asians ,and the Wimpy rx8 owners out there.

Jhouse
12-18-2003, 09:21 AM
i agree about the mugshot

wakeech
12-18-2003, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by rotarygod
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! Sorry Wakeech, love ya man but that was damn funny!


:D s'ok, i know he's just jealous....

Originally posted by Jhouse
i agree about the mugshot

as are you too :p

yes, plans are in the works to replace the now-world-famous portrait of yours-truly with... ANOTHER portrait of yours truly!! in B+W, i'm thinking 3/4 or full length... haven't made it yet, so i'll yet see :cool: (before you go thinking that i have no life and am some kind of narsacist, the picture will be a gift for that girl with the Miata i'm dating)

Jhouse
12-18-2003, 02:42 PM
it's still going ot be freaky

Lock & Load
12-18-2003, 04:19 PM
Waacheck

Dont worry your mother thinks your beautiful (so do some of the girls / boys you date in their miatas,)

michael