There once was an rx-8 thread.
Where limericks were all that were read.
Some people confused, the overall mood.
and posted in sonnets instead!

there once was a man from nantucket
his dick was so long he could suck it
he smiled with a grin as he wiped off his chin
and thought, if my ear was a cunt, i'd fuck it.

:)

Just made this up:

There once was an idiot ricer
Who wished that his Honda was nicer.
So with decals and a wing
And some neon and bling
He made it a regular eyesore.

NMO was a wit on the forum
Pants... who could tell if he wore em?
His avatars - 'toons
Tasteful - not buffoons
And you could always count on his sense of decorum

My favorite one ^^


wait ... of course I wear pants ...