View Full Version : Unbottled rampage at car dealership


Silver06
12-10-2008, 11:07 AM
Think your Mazda dealer pissed you off? Not as bad as this guy... :piss:



The Hamilton Spectator
(Dec 10, 2008)

Police are trying to figure out why a Hamilton man went on a rampage at a Burlington car dealership, plowing into cars and smashing through the front door.

"He was sober, and there was not a mental health issue with him," said Halton's Sergeant Brian Carr yesterday.

Just before midnight Monday, a man drove a Mazda pickup into the Roseland Volkswagen dealership on Guelph Line and used it as a battering ram to smash into five cars. He then gunned it at the building and crashed through the front doors but became stuck. He managed to jump out and went around the lot urinating on cars before returning to his truck.

"He reached inside and pulled out a bottle of Champagne and a glass, climbed up onto the roof of his truck, dropped his pants and committed an indecent act," Carr said.

Then he started throwing debris at a witness before police arrested him.

And, as far as is known, the man had no prior dealings with Roseland Volkswagen, where damage was estimated at close to $20,000.

“I’d be speculating on what the guy was going through, he just did it,” said Carr.

The Hamilton man, 36, has been charged with mischief over $5,000.

After being charged early Tuesday, he was allowed to go home, with a court date set for the New Year.

Link: A different newspaper (http://www.thestar.com/GTA/Crime/article/550903)

9krpmrx8
12-10-2008, 11:18 AM
Not a mental health issue with him? Yeah okay.

DarkLord7854
12-10-2008, 11:20 AM
Only 20,000$ in damage? The "smashed into 5 cars" makes it sound like he absolutely trashed them, what a letdown.. fail reporters >.<

And the urinating on cars part is hilarious :lol:

Silver06
12-10-2008, 11:24 AM
I'm amazed that the man 'committed an indecent act'. It's gotta be well below zero there.... I couldn't do it!

L337fpc
12-10-2008, 11:25 AM
"He reached inside and pulled out a bottle of Champagne and a glass, climbed up onto the roof of his truck, dropped his pants and committed an indecent act," Carr said.

Then he started throwing debris at a witness before police arrested him.

That is freaking awesome. Reminds me of the episodes of south park where turds were thrown at people.

dmc27
12-10-2008, 11:59 AM
Not a mental health issue with him? Yeah okay.

Right? He's obviously stable. I mean, really, I have to fight the urge to ram dealerships and pee on all the cars every time I pass one on the street. Driving down those main roads where they're all lined up one after another is just torture.

Feras
12-10-2008, 12:20 PM
^^what normal people don't do that like once a week...i see nothing wrong here. :lol2: Its a VW dealership after all, cars for pricks sold by pricks, so that has to be a mitigating factor.

cjkim
12-10-2008, 12:47 PM
5149.5

kvndoom
12-10-2008, 02:03 PM
Probably found out one of the salesmen was screwing his wife or something.

8 Maniac
12-10-2008, 02:55 PM
5149.5

what?

If he wasnt crazy, I'd sure like to hear his motives. Maybe they meant to say that he was previously not known to be mentally unstable.

Socket7
12-10-2008, 03:12 PM
Well. If he didn't have mental issues before. He does now.

One of the things I've learned in life is that everyone is a little bit crazy. You only get diagnosed as crazy though when your being crazy starts interfering with your every day life.

This dudes crazy is definitely interfering with every day life. I guess we're lucky he didn't have access to a firearm or something.

cjkim
12-10-2008, 04:14 PM
what?

If he wasnt crazy, I'd sure like to hear his motives. Maybe they meant to say that he was previously not known to be mentally unstable.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=5149.5
haha, sorry, i hear it all the time

BlueEyes
12-10-2008, 05:07 PM
My home town, woooooo.

I went to that VW dealership when I was shopping for cars. Wouldn't let me test drive the GTI because it just came out. I laughed and left. I should've done that!

DOMINION
12-10-2008, 09:00 PM
LOL thats like going to a Lambo dealer asking to test drive it before you buy it :lol: