Okay RX8 fans, the next 5 posters who respond to this thread will receive a lovely hand-crafted insult personally crafted for you by me.

Be the first on your block to say you were insulted by yours truly.

Again, this offer is limited only to the next 5 posters who respond, so act now. Please, no wagering. Not valid with other offers. One insult per poster, per household.

Anyone who does not follow the rules and responds after 5 posters.....I may be forced to say complimentary things about you.

bring it

If it's on Mother Fu**er then it's on!

Do your worst.

Oh come on. We only need 2 more then TBNL can do his thing.

Yea. Let's see what he's got.

bring it

Now I'm not saying scwchapman is not the brightest person around..........

But he went to traffic court and the judge asked "Have you ever been up before me?"
scwchapman replied "I dunno....what time do you set your alarm in the morning?"

And scwchapman lost his dog, but he won't put an ad in the newspaper.
He says his dog can't read.

Thanks for playing!

:)

I'll play..... snore......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

If it's on Mother Fu**er then it's on!

Ah, what can I say about 'ol Easy_E1......

I'm not saying Easy_E1 is slow, but.......

Easy_E1 once saw an old woman fall down, but didn't help her up. His mother warned him against having anything to do with fallen women.

Easy_E1's never bought Christmas seals. He says he wouldn't know what to feed them.

Thanks for playing!
:)

Do your worst.

Ah, now I can say with certainty that Jethro Tull doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear"
But then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.


Jethro Tull saw a report that says in the USA a person gets hit by an automobile every twenty minutes.
Jethro Tull thinks that guy is a glutton for punishment.

Thanks for playing!
:)

ah a vaudevillian...m'eh

o.O ...

Ah, now I can say with certainty that Jethro Tull doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear"
But then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Jethro Tull saw a report that says in the USA a person gets hit by an automobile every twenty minutes.
Jethro Tull thinks that guy is a glutton for punishment.



I was just mentioning to TBNL the other day that 90% of all traffic accidents occur within 9 miles of home.

His eyes got wide and he said, "Wow, if that's true, I'm moving!"


I met TBNL's parents recently. They're both really nice guys. They said they actually had 3 children, one of each.

TBNL, I just carbon-dated your jokes to the Pleistocene epoch.

It's a roast! TBNL you jokes need more cowbell.