Got myself in a tricky situation , had drinks at the OPIUM bar last friday , meet and took young japanese GIRL FOR A DRIVE IN THE RX8 , her name is chizuko , any how during a night of chatting and drinking we got along just fine , i stupidly gave her a lift home at the end of the night , un beknown to me her boyfriend is connected to some local yakuza thugs , he wasnt impressed at the fact that i went up for coffe to her apartment , anyhow he rang me the following day and threatened me , so as any guy would do i told him to F@#ck off ,and hung up .

As it turns out this guy (works for the local yakuza ) organization , and was not a happy chappy at being told to f@@#k off , after meeting him to try and resolve our differences , he warned me that harm would come to me .

I took the liberty of running his plates on his BLACK BMW And yes he and his organization are well known to the local police .

Anyhow after some sweating and a few phone calls to my contacts they managed to set up a meeting with his boss , who was not to happy that he was visited by the boys , because this idiot had threatened me .
Apparently his boss reprimanded the would be tough guy and in fact the boys realized that he was in this country illegally on an extended visa (SO HE IS GOING BACK TO JAPAN )HA HA HA .

Moral of the story DONT GET INVOLVED WITH YOUNGER WOMEN SPECIALLY WHEN THEY HAVE JEALOUS BOYFRIENDS WITH YAKUZA CONNECTIONS.

tell me you're not going to have the Yakuza at your b'day bash ( I don't like the idea of an australian slang phrase turning into a litteral - it just really f*cks up a good day ).

you really should start work on a who dunit along those lines, it would surely sell as well as young Matthew Reily's recent spat of US Hard Ass dude who never frick'in dies etc!

I'd rather read about a Yellow submarine driving Yakuza ass kicker any day.

Reminds me of the starting paragraph of an essay by PJ O'Rouke from his Essays and Insults of a Republican Party Reptile which starts something like "Name me if you can, a better feeling than when you're half a bottle of Jack Daniels, screaming down a back alley, in a pick up truck, with a teenage lovely sitting next to you, pulling off her tube top, with no idea how you got there, or why you're doing it.."

It's right up there with his "Perfomance charactistics of Pickp Trucks [ and back porches during mud slide season ( he's in Californial see ) ]".

By the way - you said you hat a teenage son?

Have you read "My Teenage Son's Goal in Life is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: And Other Thoughts on Parenting" ?

http://www.powells.com/cgi-bin/biblio?show=Hardcover:Used:0740715267:6.95

And perhaps the most appropriate:

"Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut "

++dez;

ps: I've yet to pick up a copy of an oldie but a goodie:

"All the Trouble in the World: Lighter Side of Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death"

by the way.. on your "..running his plates.." comment..

que va? you know a girl called Veronica at the RTA too?

++dez;

Me thinks Michael will be much more careful in future ... Seems like you came close to being a feature on the 10.30 news ... in a forensic kind of way.

I guess that rules out a trip to the Ginza next year huh??? He may be out of sight but something tells me he's not likely to forget you in a hurry ...

R

One last thought .. I guess that means chinzuko is dateless now huh .. If I didn't know better this could almost seem conspiratorial .... but you wouldn't do that Michael would you // would you ?? W O U L D Y O U ????????

L&L - good to see you back - I thought the Yakuza had you for a while or something.

Cheers,
Hymee.

The Yakuza did have him hostage for "driving under the influence of Yellow".

But it seems he managed to "meet and took young japanese GIRL FOR A DRIVE IN THE RX8 , her name is chizuko , any how during a night of chatting and drinking we got along just fine.."

hee hee.. he's a big smoothie!

++dez;

daamn was she worth it? show us a pic of your hands, I'm afraid you may be missing a few digits.. :)

Guys i learnt a long time ago to adapt and improvise , yeah chizuko is definetely out off bounds , from what i have been told she has moved up in the postings to number 2 bimbo in the organization .( obviously came to the attention of management ) ha ha ha .

A trip to ginza is certainly off de tourist brochures , hopefully her x boyfriend is a good crishtian and forgives and forgets , anyhow the head boss is really pissed off with him apparently he had bought shame and to much negative publicity to his organization by picking on a little old man hee hee hee .

By the way i have been told that this particular outfit has a membership over 80,000 members in japan ( holly shit )

I think i will be sticking to fresh sushi from now on instead of tryng the japanese pussy .

michael

Originally posted by Hymee
L&L - good to see you back - I thought the Yakuza had you for a while or something.

Cheers,
Hymee.

On the positive side there would have been a second hand rx8

mazda on the market , if the japanese had his way . hee hee hee

Instead his black bmw may be sold and he is on his way back to japan , with no girfriend and demoted from his place in the organisation , he cannot come back to oz because of earlier breaches to his passoport .

Hymee i did have some scud marks in my undies for a while ha ha ha.

michael

..............what the f%&k has this got to do with the forum!!!!!!!!!!

emack

No one is forcing you to read any posts you dont want to you , i am sure your 24 posts have contributed a great deal to this forum .

The trouble with this world is that everyone has an asshole and obviously you have an opinioted and rude one , so if you dont like what you read f@#$k o$%.

Listen sunshine.......if you want to flex and show everyone what a tough guy you are......go to the F&*king lounge where you should be posting crap like that...........dick wad!

fellas.. take it easy.. the lounge is a good idea but jeez, let's not get hostile. Do I have to come over to the oz and belt the both of you? :D ;) I know good'ole L&L likes to throw in the occasional sexist comment but you could put him on ignore afterall...

Boys, go to Hymee's Bar and Grill and voluntarily ask for a chill pill... else he may summon you and force one down your throat.

......point take brother......exhaling now.......thanks.......

Sheesh. Sounds about par for the course at the Gold Coast.

:eek: L&L you are living in a high life. Glad to hear you are enjoying your life. I wish I was still single going around in my RX-8.... the first one I would pick up beside my wife now would be the dancer I met at my buck's night... oh gee was she good. I am sure you will show me around in your 8 when I get up to GC right, L&L?

pics of chizuko?

Originally posted by takahashi
:eek: L&L you are living in a high life. Glad to hear you are enjoying your life. I wish I was still single going around in my RX-8.... the first one I would pick up beside my wife now would be the dancer I met at my buck's night... oh gee was she good. I am sure you will show me around in your 8 when I get up to GC right, L&L?

TAKAHASHI

Your more than welcome to come up , heck it always helps to give the girls a clear medical check , before engaging in conversation .ha ha ha , more than happy to play tourist guide in my rx8 , even though it hasnt got the rear fog lights .

michael

I am convinced that this is not the REAL L&L who started this thread. Not the 50 year old, married-with-children L&L who has posted 809 times. He is not the sort to seek and consort with the lowlife in the fleshpots of the Gold Coast. The guy who posted in his name his obviously a person of much lower repute. Administrator, do your duty and remove this imposter!

I'm waiting for the follow on chapter ... this can't be the end of the story. The readers want MORE!!!

LABRAT

You may have diagnosed me correctly , i suspect i am suffering a case of YELLOW FEVER of the rx8 type .

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE :
Need to drive rx8 minimum of 2 hours per day .
Separation anxiety if not around my car .
New found overactive testorone levels better than 18 year olds .
MY ECU CHIP HAS CERTAINLY BEEN BOOSTED , hopefully it wont detonate to early .
Overactive rx8 hard ons .
INCREASED SEXUAL INTEREST IN CHINESE AND JAPANESE WOMEN ( YELLOW FEVER )

If only i could bottle these symptoms i could sell it along Hymees grill kits ( come to think of it the symptoms appeared after i placed HYMEES grill kit hmmmm interesting.( must check with hymee )
Then again it could be all the fresh salt air i am breathing as i am walking and excersising most mornings by the sea .

Combination of weather , reaching the big 50 , sand surf and the rx8 ++++ all those lovely bikini clad ladies , are causing an overload , i hope it keeps going for another 50 YEARS .

I think the grill kit has made you subconsiuoly go and break a hymen. But the real Hymee kit is unbreakable!

I don't think you need to worry about power anymore, as it sounds like you now have enough energy to pull harder than a 17 year old.

And I referred you to Takahashi ages ago for the Yellow Fever...

Cheers,
Hymee

Bugger, I don't have enough priveledge to change his avatar line to "Imposter". Dammn.

Originally posted by Hymee
I think the grill kit has made you subconsiuoly go and break a hymen. But the real Hymee kit is unbreakable!

I don't think you need to worry about power anymore, as it sounds like you now have enough energy to pull harder than a 17 year old.

And I referred you to Takahashi ages ago for the Yellow Fever...

Cheers,
Hymee

HYMEE

Thanks for the refferal to takahashi , hopefully i can get to meet his new japanese wife ha ha ha in my condition that could be dangerous ( yellow fever )

michael

Woah L&L, that sounds heavy. I've never heard of the Yakusa before, but I assume they are like the Triads or the Mafia or something. Sounds like you had a bit of a Vin Diesel / Jonny Tran thing happening there aka Fast & Furious. Has anyone here seen that movie? ;) (Didn't think so)

And we all just though you had been kidnapped by schoolies :D :D

Hey, if you've been playing with your ECU / fuel management, we'd all love to hear about that too...

Originally posted by D.G.W.
Woah L&L, that sounds heavy. I've never heard of the Yakusa before, but I assume they are like the Triads or the Mafia or something. Sounds like you had a bit of a Vin Diesel / Jonny Tran thing happening there aka Fast & Furious. Has anyone here seen that movie? ;) (Didn't think so)

And we all just though you had been kidnapped by schoolies :D :D

Hey, if you've been playing with your ECU / fuel management, we'd all love to hear about that too...

D. G. W.

Yeah YAKUZA are your local japanese heavies (minus 1 member ,)hes back in japan ha ha ha., normally they keep low profile , here in AUSTRALIA , dealing in extortion , drugs , prostitution , ripping off the japanese tourist trade and the people who supply them , they mostly ripp of their own people , launder money trough the 26 golf courses here on the gold coast , many are owned by them .
YEAH they are your regular enterprising average bussiness organization with a twist ,ha ha ha .

I wish i had been kidnapped by the schoolies man those girls look awesome flashing there young firm bodies all 25,000 of them .

As far as ecu go i could tell you , but then id have to silence you .ha ha ha , so maybe at a later date i will drop a few hints in some of my posts as you know" BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING"

Thanks for your concern as to my well being , but the YAKUZA are more interested inmaking large amounts of money than me i hope.

michael

Originally posted by labrat
Sheesh. Sounds about par for the course at the Gold Coast.

LABRAT

Sounds to me like you need to get out of the laboratory and be part of the rat pack here on the gold coast , its not all that bad , a bit of sun , surf , sexy women and rx8 driving in the hinterland and by the sea may give you a new lease on life than being inside your lab for long times .

MICHAEL.

Originally posted by hostile
pics of chizuko?

Sorry hostyle some things are sacred and not to be shared especially those types of experiences .

She was as sweet as this anime, enjoy.