How do you deal with flatulence in the RX? I've managed to retain the new car smell and the leather in great condition despite the methane. Is Canzoomer working on anything for this? I'm especially interested in some remarks from Gordon vis-a-vis this matter...

dude, i just let it rip...besides, i like the smell of my own farts...

What the Sam Hell you smokin' boy?

S

some N2O of course

can't take away the new car smell. i (seriously) hold it in or do it outside

I don't fart. Ever.

no flatulence even in your sleep? guess you wouldnt know then. :)

can someone ban this guy already

Originally posted by mikeb
can someone ban this guy already

Agreed, if he actually farted - his IQ would drop 50% (to below that necessary to maintain a heart beat)

He couldn't even dress it up with a methane power pun.

"can someone ban this guy already"

are you refering to me? I'm not sure how stating I don't fart is a bannable offense.

I'm glad you add a lot to each and every thread you post on mike; I have yet to see a response with a semblence of wit or humour that might brighten up peoples day. so perchance bugger off.

Originally posted by cumpressor4u2nv
"can someone ban this guy already"

are you refering to me? I'm not sure how stating I don't fart is a bannable offense.

I'm glad you add a lot to each and every thread you post on mike; I have yet to see a response with a semblence of wit or humour that might brighten up peoples day. so perchance bugger off.

I wasnt talking about you.

besides its not my job to make you laugh

my apologies then. :D

and yes, i do indeed fart. Up a storm actually. Facetiousness doesn't come across too apparently.

and my IQ actually increases when farting. I heard if you fart while taking tests, like a myth about the kid that let them RIP against the metal chairs during an MCAT setting, your score actually improves.

This is a serious question about a serious matter. Lets get back on topic. I voted for slow release. I think its only fair to the 8.

Originally posted by mikeb
can someone ban this guy already


Why should I be banned? Because I started a thread about flatulence? Sorry I don't have five thousand posts of "yeah me too" or "cool". Maybe if you visited threads with a semblance of intelligence, such as the presidential poll or palestine/israel, you would realize I contribute more to this forum with under 50 posts than you have with your 5000. And Kev I don't know if you're talking about me or not, but it doesn't make any sense. What exactly is your IQ?

Originally posted by noahprtlnd
Why should I be banned? Because I started a thread about flatulence? Sorry I don't have five thousand posts of "yeah me too" or "cool". Maybe if you visited threads with a semblance of intelligence, such as the presidential poll or palestine/israel, you would realize I contribute more to this forum with under 50 posts than you have with your 5000. And Kev I don't know if you're talking about me or not, but it doesn't make any sense. What exactly is your IQ?

Don't be so sensitive. If you can't stand being beaten up about your fart joke, how do you cope with the real world???

My IQ? High enough to enjoy driving an RX8 - does it need to be any higher ? :)

PS If the fart thing is really a problem for you ...

1) Drill 25mm in the floor behind the driver's seat
2) Push a 60cm length of garden hose through the gap in seat and out through floor
3) Stick remainder of hose up your bum

This way you'll even be able to sh!t in your car if the desire is strong enough.

Originally posted by Kev

If the fart thing is really a problem for you ...

1) Drill 25mm in the floor behind the driver's seat
2) Push a 60cm length of garden hose through the gap in seat and out through floor
3) Stick remainder of hose up your bum

This way you'll even be able to sh!t in your car if the desire is strong enough.

That's a great idea. Actually, this is the kind of response I was hoping to elicit from Canzoomer, but it looks like you've beaten him to it. You should consider coming up with several mods for the RX related to this, and perhaps selling them here.

dont you have a v8 engine swap to complete?????

I believe noahprtlnd has a gonad swap to do.

Originally posted by shift_zoom8
I believe noahprtlnd has a gonad swap to do.


Indeed! So when did you want to come in for the swap? Are you providing the baboon, or do you need me to provide one for you?

Originally posted by shift_zoom8
I'm pretty sure IkeWRX is going to swap with you. He wants to wine and dine you first, though, and see what kind of a man you really are. IkeWRX knows his wine and men. He wants to do a Madame Butterfly scene with you.

Please, we need to focus our negative energy on the winetaster together, and not on each other.

Originally posted by noahprtlnd
Please, we need to focus our negative energy on the winetaster together, and not on each other.

http://goatee.net/photo/web/2001/06/10-gay-pride-01.jpg

http://www.pattayagayfestival.com/eventsreview/royale0301/CfeRle22.jpg

Who the hell is that guy in the pic? Don't tell me that's you!

Originally posted by shift_zoom8
Who the hell is that guy in the pic? Don't tell me that's you!

It's Ike silly...

Originally posted by noahprtlnd
It's Ike silly...

LOL. IkeWRX is a WHITE guy. Go find his pic from that Pictures thread where he's standing next to the Ferrari along with another guy and paste it onto that Pink Guy. That would be hilarious.

Originally posted by shift_zoom8
That would be hilarious.

no it wouldn't.

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You have a really odd obsession with me... At least I posted a pic of myself, rather than just flinging insults around in total anonimity life yourself.

Okay, guys, quit with the Ike bashing.

Originally posted by noahprtlnd
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Now that's funny!

Originally posted by cumpressor4u2nv
no it wouldn't.

Yes it would and is, you have to admit.