SideOfBacon
08-06-2008, 08:47 AM
Leasing versus Purchasing....ALWAYS do the math.
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per tryst.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Ashlee, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
Major Benefit: Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Ashlee for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you , no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her.
All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Sometimes renting/leasing makes far more sense.
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per tryst.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Ashlee, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
Major Benefit: Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Ashlee for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you , no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her.
All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Sometimes renting/leasing makes far more sense.