View Full Version : A short story we can all learn from


RotaryStalker
11-20-2003, 08:09 AM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.


My future father-in-law was standing outside.


With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car

RotaryStalker

pyrospawn
11-20-2003, 08:22 AM
good story :D

Lock & Load
11-20-2003, 09:16 AM
HECK I WOULD HAVE GOT MY CURRENT GIRLFRIEND TOGHETHER WITH HER SISTER AND HAD A SESSION , ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY.

Rx-Appreci-8
11-20-2003, 09:43 AM
LOL.

I wish my sister-in-law would test me that way! I think I would pass the test but, boy, would I like those memories.

Dad makes deal with daughter to test you by taking off her underwear in front of you. I'd like to hear that conversation.

Great story.

Kev
11-20-2003, 09:49 AM
I just choked on my coffee!!!

rxeightr
11-20-2003, 11:52 AM
Always keep your condoms in your car

LMFAO !!!

brownchiro
11-20-2003, 12:19 PM
This does not sound normal. I hate to think about all the other tests coming up. Better be on your toes.

MazdaManiac
11-20-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by brownchiro
This does not sound normal. I hate to think about all the other tests coming up. Better be on your toes.

Uh, it was an anecdote. A joke!
He wasn't relaying an actual experience. :p

When you watched the movie "Meet the Parents", did you feel genuinely upset that Gary Fokker was being treated unfairly by his future father-in-law?

mikeb
11-20-2003, 12:57 PM
thats great
cool story thanks

-=Zeqs=-
11-20-2003, 04:45 PM
Lol, gewd shit.

But if you keep condoms in your car, they'll go bad from the heat.

Shocka
11-21-2003, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by -=Zeqs=-
Lol, gewd shit.

But if you keep condoms in your car, they'll go bad from the heat.

hot condoms = MAJOR PROBLEMS!

Astor
11-21-2003, 01:22 PM
ROFL