We're all on a boat. It manages to sink. We're then stranded on a deserted island (but with plenty of food and resources). We need to form a government.. or do we?

Who's who?
And who do we kick off the island?

:D: :D:

Caveney is our local reporter and entertainment for the night hours. :lol:

GR8 is our "have to let him be here do to age discrimination laws" island resident

Can i be the old hermit that yells at everyone to "Get off my lawn!"

^ Do we need an old hermit to yell "get off my lawn"? :lol:

I don't know what character I'd be, but I just want to hold (keep) the conch...that is all.

Feras is the doctor, although he's only experimented with mice recently..

So be forewarned: don't get hurt. :D:

Of course.... must have


We can sacrifice Pink to the islands animal gods.... :) (how ironic)

Feras is the doctor, although he's only experimented with mice recently..

So be forewarned: don't get hurt. :D:

about as good as any other doctor out there practicing medicine.

The spammers and trolls can be Piggy...we all know what happens to Piggy.

Noooo~ Pink~ :(

Rotarygod can be our god. We'll burn things for him. :D:

The spammers and trolls can be Piggy...we all know what happens to Piggy.

I think you forgot that piggy was actually of some use...spammers and trolls, eh not so much. I think they would be more fitting to be the "monster" or wart-hog, and we know what happened to that little guy...and it wasn't just pillaging.

Can I be Mary-Ann?...........oh wait......wrong thing.....damn, I bought Cliffs Notes so I wouldn't have to read that...............

moRotor, you're our cook, duh. You've always been that. :D:

Cook with the conch? Sweet deal! I make you guys what I feel like cooking, heh.

I'll be da BOSS! lol

Imput is kicked off the island.


:lol:

GR8 is our "have to let him be here do to age discrimination laws" island resident

I dunno.. I'm sure Gr8's gonna try to claim presidency over the island. :p:

Imput is kicked off the island.


:lol:


:crying:

meanwhile, I'll be the only smart bastard that is trying to use the resources I have to contact the outside world

gg stupids!!!

^ Actually, you've been communicating with Apostle the entire time. He's the island practical joker. :lol:

Duped! :p:

Taj gets assassinated by the monkey

You'll be missed, Taj. :tear:

Elara shoots the monkey, for Taj's sake. She's our peace keeper. ;)

Taj can never die, I'm so sorry

hmmm...

well we do need someone to run the dry cleaning place.....




LOL j/k Taj. had to play the race card. :)

Imput can come back, he made me sad by being sad. :p:

says who?

the die has been cast and his torch snuffed.

Taj is HIRED! I'm sure Cav's got some loin cloths that need to be cleaned. :D:

lol apostle, if anything I'd actually want to run the laundry place

then I will have innate power over all of yall! muhahaha

I won't do any of cav's clothes, I'm sorry, I don't like the dude

muhahaha

I can be the Sexual Therapist. Hurry ladies and schedule your sessions. :D:

Ike can be our 'reality-check'...person. He keeps us from going insane on the island , having illusions that our RX-8s is the best car ever created by humankind and that every other car created after it, has styling cues borrowed from our beloved car.

I won't do any of cav's clothes, I'm sorry, I don't like the dude

muhahaha

Wow, thats harsh man. and after he helped you with the rice fields and all... shame man, just a shame...

I can be the Sexual Therapist. Hurry ladies and schedule your sessions. :D:

Tig man, think you will be matching your avatar if you go that route... :)

yay i have a job! time to pull out the scalpel and do some tricks.

pie?

^ exactly, exactly

LOL Tig. Totally goes with the av. :lol:

We only have the ingredients to make cake on this island.

:evil_laug

I dunno.. I'm sure Gr8's gonna try to claim presidency over the island. :p:


how did you guess? as with the lounge i am president of the island. :lol:

how did you guess? as with the lounge i am president of the island. :lol:

<files impeachment through House and Senate>

Caveney is our local reporter and entertainment for the night hours. :lol:

if he is our entertainment we're all in trouble. :icon_no2: :spank:

^ :lol:

Revolt anyone?

I can be the Sexual Therapist. Hurry ladies and schedule your sessions. :D:

I dunno... business may be slow--sure you wanna do that? :p:

i have no idea wat lord of the fly is but i'll train monkeys to attack people....
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1538694.jpg

Morgan can be our island sweetheart.

I sense a bloody coup in the works..

^ :lol:

Revolt anyone?

que?


viva la revolucione!

Morgan can be our island sweetheart.

even vivid entertainment has a virgin/innocent angel somewhere in the organizational chart eh?

^ :lol:

Revolt anyone?

there is no need to revolt oh little asian fairy. i am a fair and honest president.

What's Zoom gonna be? And don't say keeper of the chocolate factory, Gr8. We don't have one here. :lol:

What's Zoom gonna be? And don't say keeper of the chocolate factory, Gr8. We don't have one here. :lol:

the president's first lady? :rofl:

Although Zoom may want off the island if Cav is our only source of entertainment. Just don't go kicking anyone's eye out, Cav. :lol:

zoom can hold crav's pole for the pole dancing entertainment. :uhh: ;) :D: :rolleyes:

im gonna build a hut right now

Although Zoom may want off the island if Cav is our only source of entertainment. Just don't go kicking anyone's eye out, Cav. :lol:

my routine includes no highheels or stilettos.

the president's first lady? :rofl:

:lol:

No More Oldsmobiles can be our 'stress reliever' (read comical relief) by making fun of the threads we make on the island.

Ditto on the hut, Feras.

What's our currency going to be?

I dunno... business may be slow--sure you wanna do that? :p:


Oh I'm not charging you ladies. It's not so much a business opportunity as a public service. ;)

Ditto on the hut, Feras.

What's our currency going to be?

Rotor-shaped rocks. :lol:

No More Oldsmobiles can be our 'stress reliever' (read comical relief) by making fun of the threads we make on the island.

Don't you mean "heckler"? :lol:

kari you need a job too, what do you wanna do it.

meanwhile i've finished the first hut and am gonna start building the surgery suite hut.

kari you need a job too, what do you wanna do it.

meanwhile i've finished the first hut and am gonna start building the surgery suite hut.

Hmmm... I could have been the one that caused the boat to sink. :evil_laug

I'm the boat sinker. :lol:

Kane, myself, and the other military guys have disbanded from the party. We are preparing an attack with winfree as our General ;) .........Oh ya we have porn mags

Oh but then Kane decided not to revolt..and instead we sentenced him to banishment to the other side of the island....his wife is our prisoner

Win decided to stay with us when we offered her the CEO position. :lol:

Win decided to stay with us when we offered him the CEO position. :lol:

win is a she.

On second thought, I'll be the resident astrologist (since people seem to confuse that with astronomy) and matchmaker.

I tell your fortunes and hook you up. :D:

win is a she.

Correction, her. :p:

...waiting in the hospital hut for the war wounded to come in...

Kain, myself, and the other military guys have disbanded from the party. We are preparing an attack with winfree as our General ;) .........Oh ya we have porn mags

I might have revolted if you had spelled my name right..... as of now; I decided to be head chef and bottle washer.

On second thought, I'll be the resident astrologist (since people seem to confuse that with astronomy) and matchmaker.

I tell your fortunes and hook you up. :D:

i like it especially since its probably infuriating to be thought of as an astrologist when your an astronomer.

I might have revolted if you had spelled my name right..... as of now; I decided to be head chef and bottle washer.

Dude, Kari assigned me as chef already. This kitchen ain't big enough for the two of us. lol :mdrmed:

I changed my mind - I'll be the bouncer; keep all the hippies out.


*mumbles* G**D*MN HIPPIES *mumbles*

..again i'll wait in the hospital hut while you two fight it out...

..again i'll wait in the hospital hut while you two fight it out...

I dont care if they fight but.....






GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

Kane: Bottle washer? :rofl:

lord of the pies?

i like it especially since its probably infuriating to be thought of as an astrologist when your an astronomer.

lol that's why I decided to use the term cosmologist instead, but then everyone mistook it for hairstyling (cosmotologist).

So I switched back to astronomy. :lol:

Nothing wrong with being a bottle washer!

Besides on a deserted island; there are likely to not be many bottles - CUSH JOB!

So I'll do some bouncing and some bottle washing; sounds fair to me.

PS - I eat a lot; so you guys might regret my presence; :rofl:

dtorre, you still gonna raid us? :D:

I'll get the bombs

i think i'm going to build a hut on the far side of the island. you're all annoying me already. :lol:

Don't we need music for Kane to be bouncin' for? Who wants to play the coconut? I've got the tree bark. :D:

crav can play the skin flute. lol

i think i'm going to build a hut on the far side of the island. you're all annoying me already. :lol:

Just make sure it isn't on Apostle's lawn. He gets anal about that. :p:

As long as Jimmy Buffet got stranded with us; we should be good.

We need a bartender too... anyone?

the bartender can be swoope.

Where's the alcohol coming from? :lol:

Make our own; fermented guava and coconuts.....:dunno:

I'm just kidding, Kane. I'll share cooking duties with you. We'll work differen't days of the week. Besides, there's way too many people on the island for one person to do the cooking duties. I'm sure you got some secret recipes up your sleeve.

Don't we need music for Kane to be bouncin' for? Who wants to play the coconut? I've got the tree bark. :D:

I'll work on turning the coconut into a radio. :D:

Man, now I got three jobs?!?!?! Where is the union rep on this island??? :rofl:

Hey Kane, aren't you and 05TiGr8Lady expert divers? We need someone to gather food from the oceans! So, technically, you have 4 jobs. Step on it soldier! lol *hides*

I'll be the person to check the dudes for ticks..............

I'm just kidding, Kane. I'll share cooking duties with you. We'll work differen't days of the week. Besides, there's way too many people on the island for one person to do the cooking duties. I'm sure you got some secret recipes up your sleeve.

Yeah, fermented coconut and guava. :lol:

I'll work on turning the coconut into a radio. :D:

Sweet, Rhawb is our inventor.

While you're at it, Rhawb, turn the palm trees into homes for us. :D:

Yeah, Kane, we need fish. I'm hungry. :mad:

in this scenario, I allot that most of the men on this board will die within the first 2 years since there will be a limited availability of women, and as you know, that means there can only be a limited amount of men, in this situation, death and destruction will be abundant, a scenario I love all so much, you guys can create a government or whatever you want, I'll plot my plans out, and only the chosen ones will be allowed to live, and to ensure quality breeding only for my new empire, only people with good genes and is part of the pure-bred will be allowed to breed or live for the matter, people with defective genes, or have any defects shall be promptly exiled or executed upon request. All livestocks and animal inhabitants of the island shall be domesticated and use to feed our growing empire. New borns will be taught the skills necessary to be a useful member of the society, each and everyone of them will be given a specific task which will fit with their genetic makeup and most likely, their parents will be used to judge the destiny of their children. For example, Kane's child will probably be the Admiral of our Navy, and we will take over the nearby islands, inhabited or uninhabited. Caveney is irrelavent because he will be one of the first to be exiled, or executed if he wishes

This image is brought to you buy "TheGodlikeTaj" Regime, taking care of the empire since RC001 (revolution Calendar). thankyou for your unfaultering loyalty

^ What of the issue of incestry? :lol:

I'll be the person to check the dudes for ticks..............

:squint:

Where's the alcohol coming from? :lol:

i can take care of makingthat too, i need a distillery to make sterile ddwater and medications anyway, we can make alcohol with it too! everybody wins.

There shall be no incestry since We cannot allow any faulty genetic marks to arise within our society. The quality of our citizens shall be our highest priority, all violators shall be disunisoned from one another and given a new partner for breeding. The offspring of such a unison shall be given a quick and painless death upon birth or volutarily aborted by the mother

^^ Great, Rhawb, you can make the distillery as well. :p:

Sweet, Rhawb is our inventor.

While you're at it, Rhawb, turn the palm trees into homes for us. :D:

Too lazy, coconuts are small and require much less effort.

Who wants to be part of Rhawb's construction team?!
Responsibilities include chopping down trees with rocks, plus carrying and lifting palm trees. Requirements: arms, legs.

Feras shall be incharge of our Human-Enhancing Project to furthur enhance our genetics until we are able to overwhelm the world with our superior, Rotary-based technology and superior Human personel. Our first target is the Honda Headquater

Hey Kane, aren't you and 05TiGr8Lady expert divers? We need someone to gather food from the oceans! So, technically, you have 4 jobs. Step on it soldier! lol *hides*

Whew.... I need a vacation from my vacation. Ok, I'll give up cook - keep diver, bouncer and bottle washer. I can't really cook anyway; I just wanted to be close to the food in case we run low.....:squint:

Alcohol shall be free to all too lol

This is the coolest island evAr!!!111oneoneone

...Now back to your regular scheduled programming.

wtf..

Gr8, as president, what is your say on coconut taxes? :p:

if there are taxes, I am seriously going to put my plan into actions and people will mfing die, i swear to the almightly Panda!!

Taj, as the bouncer - I am going to have to ask you to stop drinking coffee/cough syrup and eating 'shrooms - or leave.

^ :lol:

Gr8, as president, what is your say on coconut taxes? :p:

right now i see no need for taxation until we get our society up and running.

taj is missing a couple chromosomes are we sure we want him heading up the genetics department?

I wonder if defective genes includes having webbed feet? :lol:

Feras: I think your first patient is going to be Taj. He'll need special treatment. :D:

webbed feet could come in handy on the island.

I'm excellent with knives.......they can be my speciality......and of course....being the Tick Checker.

Tick like the superhero Rach??? Cause, not all us dudes look like him. :lol2:

No, my friend....inspect the dudes for ticks...............

My brain hurts... doctor >.<

EDIT: after reading http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=143261 ... i really need help.. my IQ has fallennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

wow this thread expanded quite a bit during my 1.5 hour absence....

No More Oldsmobiles can be our 'stress reliever' (read comical relief) by making fun of the threads we make on the island.

I can see it now:


Need help getting sand out of loincloth ( 1 2)

Need help getting hand out of loincloth

I will be the constant evil nemesis hiding in the woods with my band of "Others" where I will do everything in my power to sow mistrust, confusion, and overthrow any form of government or unity. And when you catch me I will outwit and confuse everyone so much that you can't bring yourself to shoot me for fear of never finding out the truth about our deserted island.

Which is actually...

I get to hold the conch today ( 1 2)

I get to hold the crotch today

(continuing thread parodies)

Time for RX-GR8 to go celebrate!

Time for RX-GR8 to go celebate!

Leopards are spotted on the island!

Zebras are striped on the island!

I'm not on crack I tell you!!!!! the world is ending!

Leopards are spotted on the island!

Zebras are striped on the island!

lol!!! ah nmo making all of us laugh.

Leopards are spotted on the island!

Zebras are striped on the island!

That is actually quite hilarious. :lol:

^holy @#$32

I will just be the guy who isn't there :)

^ Ohhh no you don't. You're stranded just like the rest of us, Fahrf. :evil_laug

In fact, you get to be our church religious leader. Our religion: rotarygod. :D:

^ Ohhh no you don't. You're stranded just like the rest of us, Fahrf. :evil_laug

In fact, you get to be our church religious leader. Our religion: rotarygod. :D:

We're gonna sacrifice a virgin.
Any woman who does not want to be a virgin, see me.

^ I think Apostle already threw Pink to the animal gods. But that was not a group decision. :p:

^ Ohhh no you don't. You're stranded just like the rest of us, Fahrf. :evil_laug

In fact, you get to be our church religious leader. Our religion: rotarygod. :D:

I can't think of anything I would like more. Wait, that doesn't make me Rotarygod's biatch does it? :banghead:

Oh well, I will draft up our ten commandments soon. :)

I can't think of anything I would like more. Wait, that doesn't make me Rotarygod's biatch does it? :banghead:

Oh well, I will draft up our ten commandments soon. :)

Thou shalt have no pistons before thee!

I will steal your food when you are all in church...:suspect:

And strategically plant crumbs in Farf's bed!

^ Yeah, we're on to you, Shaun.. :squint:

I shall be the wise old philosopher that lives in the cave on the volcano. Come to me with your problems and I shall bestow my wisdom upon them.
My fee for wisdom shall be one virgin. Whom I shall send back down the mountain later.
No virgin, no insight.
Now about that coconut/mango liquor,, we might be able to do something on a slightly less insightful level.

^ Does it matter if she's ugly?

...Or a goat? You didn't specify whether she had to be human or not. :p:

virgin goats for the religious wierdos! hooray everyones happy

I will steal your food when you are all in church...:suspect:

And strategically plant crumbs in Farf's bed!

Only I will be sleeping with all the ladies, so it will be hard to say which bed is really mine. :D:

^ Does it matter if she's ugly?



That's the reason for the coconut/mango liquor.

OK let me clarify this for you islanders into bestiality,, Beautiful Virgin Women. under the age of 50, but over the age of consent. Oh and under 120 lbs.

I shall be the wise old philosopher that lives in the cave on the volcano. Come to me with your problems and I shall bestow my wisdom upon them.
My fee for wisdom shall be one virgin. Whom I shall send back down the mountain later.
No virgin, no insight.
Now about that coconut/mango liquor,, we might be able to do something on a slightly less insightful level.

wtf easy!! the volcano is my f'ing lair! get the F out old man!! I'm plotting the end of Gr8's regime!!!

We need more clarification, photos perhaps?

OK let me clarify this for you islanders into bestiality,, Beautiful Virgin Women. under the age of 50, but over the age of consent. Oh and under 120 lbs.

^The church will stand idly by as you overthrow the government :squint:

Only I will be sleeping with all the ladies, so it will be hard to say which bed is really mine. :D:

Well then all I have to do is sit back and watch reality television unfold on the beach.:rant: Excellent...:evil_laug

Sorry Taj, I'm here to stay. I can offer you advice too. On your plot for "Island Domination".
Here's some now,, กุมาร จะ พลาด ๆ !

(back to parodies)

Why are there crumbs in Farf's bed?

Who are the crumbs in Farf's bed?

I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

You must have some damn big pajamas.

Hey Kane, aren't you and 05TiGr8Lady expert divers? We need someone to gather food from the oceans! So, technically, you have 4 jobs. Step on it soldier! lol *hides*

w00t - fish!! Oh..wait... I don't kill them.. just take pics :icon_no2: You need a free diver who spear-fishes... what's that guy's name - BigO's room-mate? He's very good at it.

I'll be a virgin... Oh..wait... I don't meet Easy's criteria :( Hmmmm... is there a band on the island :):git:

Wtf???!!!?!?!??!


Get Off My Lawn!!!!!

Sorry Taj, I'm here to stay. I can offer you advice too. On your plot for "Island Domination".
Here's some now,, กุมาร จะ พลาด ๆ !

umm.......your thai doesn't make sense today

umm.......your thai doesn't make sense today

Let me sum it up then,,,, ความไม่สำเร็จ on your chances of overthrowing the Regime!

We will see what you say about that after a few weeks with no food.....

* i hear buff guys have alot of protein in them* *picks up gun*

I'll be a virgin... Oh..wait... I don't meet Easy's criteria :(


Sometimes one can make exceptions to the rules. Especially when one makes the rules.

Sometimes one can make exceptions to the rules. Especially when one makes the rules.

.:D:

lol, I wont fail on my cause easy! if you haven't noticed, the lava on top of your head is about to explode

I am the only one that can save you all!

at a cost

The volcano is not going to erupt for 138.6 more years. I have spoken.

You forget ,, I know it all. Now where are my Virgins?

We will see what you say about that after a few weeks with no food.....

oh kane please make sure before our boat sinks that we manage to put the land cruiser on a floatation device, that'll be fun to have on the island.

w00t - fish!! Oh..wait... I don't kill them.. just take pics :icon_no2: You need a free diver who spear-fishes... what's that guy's name - BigO's room-mate? He's very good at it.

I'll be a virgin... Oh..wait... I don't meet Easy's criteria :( Hmmmm... is there a band on the island :):git:

Bah, Easy's too picky for his own good. And his name certainly doesn't fit! :mad:


As for the band, Cav's aparently got the *shudder* skin flute, I've got the tree bark... you want to play the coconut? :lol:

Wtf???!!!?!?!??!


Get Off My Lawn!!!!!

My ball landed in your lawn... can you throw it back?

Bah, Easy's too picky for his own good. And his name certainly doesn't fit! :mad:


As for the band, Cav's aparently got the *shudder* skin flute, I've got the tree bark... you want to play the coconut? :lol:

Coconuts... mmm... yes... lots of possibilities ;) :ylsuper:

:lol: skin flute with barnacles

skin flute with barnacles, whats that like the clap?

oh kane please make sure before our boat sinks that we manage to put the land cruiser on a floatation device, that'll be fun to have on the island.

Werd - I am pretty sure that thing is indestructible.

Someone needs to get that one guy's mini tank for paint balling, too. :D:

http://www.paintball-tips-and-tricks.com/images/tankball.JPG

Your wish is my command =D

I might have revolted if you had spelled my name right..... as of now; I decided to be head chef and bottle washer.

Fixed....read it now ;)

We're all on a boat. It manages to sink. We're then stranded on a deserted island (but with plenty of food and resources). We need to form a government.. or do we?

Who's who?
And who do we kick off the island?

:D: :D:

I'll build a working RX-8 from the resources on the island.
I'll then build a racetrack that goes around the entire island for the 8.

Oh, and a portion of the track will spell out "HELP!"

I'll build a working RX-8 from the resources on the island.
I'll then build a racetrack that goes around the entire island for the 8.

Oh, and a portion of the track will spell out "HELP!"

Only the island is a constant 105 degrees ...with only 5W30 and E85 gas your engine will detonate into oblivion....

Oh ya ....I found a boat with a way to get off the island....its locked down.....anyone who wants a ride needs to offer goods and services....

I'll build a working RX-8 from the resources on the island.
I'll then build a racetrack that goes around the entire island for the 8.

Oh, and a portion of the track will spell out "HELP!"

And if any Hippies try and stop it...........Grrrrrr
http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/24/angry_homer_simpson.jpg

Anyone think they have a tick yet??????

you guys are a bit serious about all this, i kinda was hoping for a very loosely structured society with nightly drunken orgies and not a care in the world.

Hey Doc, got any ticks on ya?

you guys are a bit serious about all this, i kinda was hoping for a very loosely structured society with nightly drunken orgies and not a care in the world.

i think there should be a prescreening for STV/Is before anyone can gain admittance to the island.. then after the orgies there wouldnt have to be a care in the world with the concern of a disease.

Oh ya ....I found a boat with a way to get off the island....its locked down.....anyone who wants a ride needs to offer goods and services....

If you get on the boat you'll never find out why you're on the island!:suspect:

and last night I put salt water in the gas tanks...

^^ You guys do realize that the ratio of guys to girls is not in your favor.

...still likin' the orgy idea? :lol:

PIE!!!!!:Kill1:

^ Dozer's gettin' dimensia on the island... someone needs to get him some "pie" quick!

*Starts gathering leaves and twigs to make pie*

I'll be the observer. I am used to watching people do stupid things in public. Taj will be the winner

:smokepoke hey guys look at what i found!

im gonna deem it medically safe for consumption ;)

:Eyecrazy: :Kill2: ITS MINE!!!! STAY AWAY!!!!!!!! :lol: just messin!! its party time:djcelebra :git: :suitdance whos got beer???

dude you need to mellow out, smoke some of that weed ;)

:Eyecrazy: :Kill2: ITS MINE!!!! STAY AWAY!!!!!!!! :lol: just messin!! its party time:djcelebra :git: :suitdance whos got beer???

I think Kane's got the fermented coconut and guava. :D:

GIRLS with Gs in for FREE!!!!!

I'll be the observer. I am used to watching people do stupid things in public. Taj will be the winner

lol, I highly doubt I'll do stupid stuff in public, remember, I'm the mad villian here, I'm going to be secretive and build up my army.

the fun part is you guys don't even know which people belongs to my army, and when the time comes, they will rise up, arm themselves with 22nd century technology and we will take over the island!!!!!.

Kari is currently my official "representative" on the island :eyetwitch

^ I am?! I think I was drugged.

GIRLS with Gs in for FREE!!!!!

lol in where? :lol:

Louie, care to share?

Kari, you are, there are microchips all over your body :D

lol in where? :lol:

the party of course!:lol:

turn the music up!!! (bumpin Zapp n Rogers)...then starts to lean like a cholo!!

<---i got the blunt in one hand and the fermented coconut juice in the other!

I claim ownership of the island. Therefore you must let me in the party. :p:

...but I'll just have coconut milk, thanks. :p:

;) parties for everyone on the island!! i just sed that to spice it up a lil

i just got done building a boat to get off the island with. only problem is it can only hold 3 more people. hmm i wonder who they will be?

ill smoke you out^

Yeah, we are not making fun of my fermented booze concoction now.... are we?

kane the :hippie: are too stoned to care.

G****D********MN HIPPIES!!!!!


Where is my beatin' stick? :rofl:

woah what the heck? where are we?how long have i been out and wtf is going on?

you guys with your wars, duels, and beatings...i came to this island to relax not work...sheesh! I've spent the last two days working my ass off in surgery, can't we all just hang out on the goddamned beach and have a good time!!! :lol2:

You guys fight. I'm going to do parodies.


How do you prepare a mango?

How do you prepare a Mongo?

http://reedfamilyranch.com/private/forum/images/avatars/mongo-blazing-saddles.gif

i love blazing saddles. thats hedley.

everyone go to Dozer's party!!!

no, those aren't poisons! they are booze! drink all you want!

woah what the heck? where are we?how long have i been out and wtf is going on?

Woohoo! Zoom's alive!

Apparently you've been made the first lady of the island. Gr8's the president and I own it, while everyone else works (and fights) it. :evil_laug


Gr8, your boat's been deflated bud. :p:

I "accidentally" blew up Gr8's boat while uhm........"appreciating" it

nicely done Gr8, I wonder where the wreck went though, must have been the storm

*Walks out of my makeshift kitchen with a piping hot Leaves and Twigs pie* Who wants pi...damn, whatever happened to chilling out on the beach, eating hot pie and sipping on margaritas/beers/fermented guava & coconut? :uhh:

sigh...any injuries from this new boat exploding fiasco? i swear i haven't hung out on the beach yet.

I "accidentally" blew up Gr8's boat while uhm........"appreciating" it

nicely done Gr8, I wonder where the wreck went though, must have been the storm

"Appreciating" it like the way the guy "appreciated" his picnic table? :lol:

no, it was more like "studying" ahem, I mean, just looking over some stuff

apparently Cav got hit in the leg with some shrapnels of wood, he's fine though, he's unconscios and doesn't know what hit him yet

just......dont tell him what happened ya doc?

doctor-patient confidentiality man, cmon!!

Oh nooo~ What'll we do for the party tonight if Cav is out of order? No dancer tonight I guess.

Kane, we'll need more of that fermented concoction of yours. :p:

i gotta ask everybody to stop doing everything we're gonna all be dead inside a month at this rate....everyone go down to the beach and enjoy nature's spledor...doctors orders!

Woohoo! Zoom's alive!

Apparently you've been made the first lady of the island. Gr8's the president and I own it, while everyone else works (and fights) it. :evil_laug


Gr8, your boat's been deflated bud. :p:

Right then!! enough of that fighting- no more fighting. anyone else found fighting is getting chucked right off the island- And Gr8 Kari and I will do the chucking!!

Can we get a clever and witty name for the liquid fun yall seem to be drinking?

i gotta ask everybody to stop doing everything we're gonna all be dead inside a month at this rate....everyone go down to the beach and enjoy nature's spledor...doctors orders!

Yeah, there's a great view there I hear:

http://www.mediatakeout.com/photo/1173538768Fat_Joe_Beach.jpg

:eek:

Can we get a clever and witty name for the liquid fun yall seem to be drinking?

"The Business"

As in; "Come over here and try a bit of The Business; it's Friday."

*has a long line of peeps handcuffed to a gorilla and dragging them into the ocean* Now only a select few are left. Where are my magic leaves.

^^And everyday is friday on this island! :D:

Then, no business for me......lol!

*has a long line of peeps handcuffed to a gorilla and dragging them into the ocean* Now only a select few are left. Where are my magic leafs.

:eek: However did you manage to get the gorilla to drown himself voluntarily? :lol:

i found a tick! hough do your thing.

I'm on it...................literally.................... maybe

:eek: However did you manage to get the gorilla to drown himself voluntarily? :lol:

if he had half the island people handcuffed to him i don't think it was volunatry.

I'm on it...................literally.................... maybe

but you don't even know where it is yet. :lol:

Gr8, as president you're supposed to order people around. I don't see any ordering! :mad:

but you don't even know where it is yet. :lol:

Does it matter? Now stop interrupting my island duties, Mr President.

Gr8, as president you're supposed to order people around. I don't see any ordering! :mad:

you're right. but i'm a gentle president. ok. all women must go clotheless!

:eek: However did you manage to get the gorilla to drown himself voluntarily? :lol:

I tied the gorilla's hands to Taj's neck so the gorilla would sink to the bottom with those people too. I have a bone to pick with GR8 about whose island it is.

I tied the gorilla's hands to Taj's neck so the gorilla would sink to the bottom with those people too. I have a bone to pick with GR8 about whose island it is.

it's kari's island but i'm president of it.

Does it matter? Now stop interrupting my island duties, Mr President.

any excuse to explore. :uhh: :spank:

you're right. but i'm a gentle president. ok. all women must go clotheless!

Veto'd. :spank:

Veto'd. :spank:

drink more of kane's crazy coconut juice and we'll see about that.

So should the island be dubbed....................the Gr8land O' Kari? or Kari's Gr8land.......I guess the 1st one is too subjective....

The Business does tend to make people naked.... or maybe that is just Divers?

Whatever; we almost NEVER get naked and climb cliffs in the middle of an island resort - at least less than 1% of the days I have been alive....

^^ I like Kari's Gr8land. :lol:

Ahem, I'm back! apparently I have 500000 clones of myself on this island and I can pull a spectre and revitalize in any of them!

anyhow, I need a drink, someone hand me the last blue label on the island!

^ Aren't you supposed to be cleaning laundry? :lol:

Cleaning GR8 tight jean pants.

^^ I like Kari's Gr8land. :lol:
so many innuendo's and double e'ntendre and so little time ^^^

Cleaning GR8 tight jean pants.


wtf? lol

People!! heed meh!! there is a revolution on this island!!! I have successfully built and automated washing/cleaning/drying machine, all in one!!!!

for the price of one virgin woman(above 18)/booze or a rotary, you can have your laundries done in NO TIME!!!

special delivery.......some one ask for pie??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/chrismarko2/Picture002.jpg