View Full Version : Another reason to avoid Hot Pockets


No More Oldsmobiles
01-17-2008, 04:27 PM
Man gets prison for attacking child with Hot Pocket (http://www.inrich.com/cva/ric/news.apx.-content-articles-RTD-2008-01-17-0246.html)

Jedi54
01-17-2008, 04:36 PM
hot pockets...yummy!

romycha1
01-17-2008, 04:38 PM
Hot pockets is an example of genius.

tjbourgoyne
01-17-2008, 04:48 PM
I bet the middle was still frozen.

RotaryP7
01-17-2008, 04:49 PM
Yea, I love hot pockets.. I'm actually kind of bored of them..

Jedi54
01-17-2008, 04:56 PM
I always have some form of frozen food in my freezer (for those lazy days) but you've gotta switch it around a bit of you'll get sick of Hot Pockets REALLY fast.
- french bread pizza, hot pockets, frozen burritos, bagel bites, etc etc.

dozer
01-17-2008, 04:57 PM
the only hot pockets i like are ham and cheese....




can i stick my sausage in your sausage pocket?

hough2696
01-17-2008, 05:02 PM
The 1st time I smoked a cigarette was with a friend in the woods by our house. When we were done....sharing the one....we went back to her house to eat...I had a Ham n Cheese HP and ended up yuking all day....never had another one since

JRichter
01-17-2008, 05:27 PM
The 1st time I smoked a cigarette was with a friend in the woods by our house. When we were done....sharing the one....we went back to her house to eat...I had a Ham n Cheese HP and ended up yuking all day....never had another one since

I've never smoked a cigarette that made me crave a hot pocket...

Juice
01-17-2008, 06:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20

Just watch, HAHA

Fortunate Few
01-17-2008, 07:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20

Just watch, HAHA

ahh you beat me to it!

diarea pocket!

Juice
01-17-2008, 08:40 PM
Have you had the new Hot Pocket? Its filled with a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket!

I couldn't stop laughing at that when I saw it on TV.

Jethro Tull
01-17-2008, 11:12 PM
Yuck.

Read the ingredients label. They're a petroleum product.

Even Mugatu's dog wouldn't eat a Hot Pocket.

RotaryP7
01-17-2008, 11:46 PM
I always have some form of frozen food in my freezer (for those lazy days) but you've gotta switch it around a bit of you'll get sick of Hot Pockets REALLY fast.
- french bread pizza, hot pockets, frozen burritos, bagel bites, etc etc.

Same.. I like that french bread pizza one. It's pretty good.

MazdaManiac
01-18-2008, 12:00 AM
I just had Hot Pockets for lunch.
They're French cuisine!

(Pronounced "Ho Poquét".)

DOMINION
01-18-2008, 12:24 AM
I hate Ho Poquet or what ever they are called.

Razz1
01-18-2008, 12:27 AM
My pocket gets hot everytime I look at the Hot girls in the RX 8 thread!

DOMINION
01-18-2008, 12:39 AM
Right you are!

MazdaManiac
01-18-2008, 12:51 AM
"I've got something in my front pocket for you.
Just reach down in my pocket and see what it is.
Then grab hold of it, its just for you.é
Give it a squeeze and say 'How do you do!'" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZx5-b9tlE)

tiggerlee
01-18-2008, 02:13 AM
Isn't that a sexual position? Ya know doin the "hot pocket"






:D:

laythor
01-18-2008, 03:47 AM
Jedi, you forgot to add frozen mini tacos to your list.

Jedi54
01-18-2008, 12:21 PM
Jedi, you forgot to add frozen mini tacos to your list.

THAT's what was missing!! Frozen taquitos ftw! Keep a bottle of salsa in the fridge and you're good to go.

No More Oldsmobiles
01-18-2008, 12:26 PM
THAT's what was missing!! Frozen taquitos ftw! Keep a bottle of salsa in the fridge and you're good to go.

... and go, and go ...

dmc27
01-18-2008, 12:43 PM
Jim Gaffigan was the first thing I thought when I saw the title.

I laughed, then I thought about hot pockets and verped.

tiggerlee
01-23-2008, 04:31 PM
Honey Buns can be deadly as well. But it a different kinda way...


"GRAND RAPIDS, Michigan (AP) -- A man was sentenced to 25 to 65 years in prison Tuesday for killing a cellmate he suspected of stealing his snack cake.

Benny Rochelle, 19, was convicted of second-degree murder last month for the November 2006 death of 46-year-old Jose Estrada.

Rochelle was in the Kent County jail on a drug-related charge when prosecutors say he discovered his Honey Bun snack cake was missing.

He dragged Estrada from the top bunk of his bed, sending him crashing headfirst onto the concrete floor of their jail cell.

Estrada died two days after leaving jail."


http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/23/snack.killing.ap/index.html?eref=rss_latest

Jethro Tull
01-23-2008, 04:39 PM
Here's the new flavor, for you real Hot Pockets fans:

http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3480/16.shtml#headline

hough2696
01-24-2008, 07:12 AM
Rolflmao^!!!!!!!

SideOfBacon
01-24-2008, 07:49 AM
this is the nickname for my g/f's funpark. :lol:

hough2696
01-24-2008, 07:50 AM
Caveny, I think you've become the new Taj.......I kinda miss my lil brother....Is he still in Thailand?

SideOfBacon
01-24-2008, 07:56 AM
Caveny, I think you've become the new Taj.......I kinda miss my lil brother....Is he still in Thailand?

gawd no... with that reference, I think I am officially done posting....

Jethro Tull
01-24-2008, 10:38 AM
this is the nickname for my g/f's funpark. :lol:

...because of all the cheese? :lol: