http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=6304411


Guy finds out girlfriend cheated on him yesterday, she was over there this morning, so he post her myspace password and cell phone number on his forum. People have been calling and texting the girl non stop for the past day. Now the family is threatening to press charges.



All of this in just 24 hours hahaha hooray for 21st century internet. :lol: :lol: :lol:

even better is the mods on that forum stickied the thread haha

cliffs added down below

cliff notes from the thread cuz it's literally huge now

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=111444771#post111444771

Page 1: L Erwin (hereafter referred to as "OP") thinks his girlfriend (whose name is Hope, hereafter referred to as "GF") is cheating on him because he finds incriminating text messages on her phone. He is mad. She is sleeping next to him and he posts oompa loompa pic of said GF:


He claims to have thong pics.

Page 2: OP changes GF's myspace account while she is sleeping.

Page 3: Misc laughs at GF's oompa loompa skin tone, demands nudes.

Page 4: OP posts thong pics.


Page 5: OP gets bombarded with PMs for pics.

Page 6: OP says she cheated on him with a black guy (no racist). Says he has a "gut feeling" she did it.

Page 7: OP has 30 PMs in his inbox, posts pic of sleeping GF:

njd6580 posts epic photochop:


Misc tells OP to shame GF while she's passed out. He takes pic with whore sign:


Page 8: Misc loves the whore pic. L Erwin officially an hero.

Page 9: Thread officially epic.

Idealspares illustrates thread's epic status with a graph:


Page 10: OP says she's not on facebook so stop looking, also concerned about atrophy.

Page 11: Misc grows anxious for nudes.

Page 12: OP's photobucket account posted:

Page 13: Misc demands gfs cell phone number

Page 14: OP officially a God

Page 15: OP says he has visual evidence of her cheating and that she's naked, but he's not posting the pic

Page 16: Misc outraged, demands nipple pic.

GF changes myspace password, sets profile to private. Dammit, OP why didn?t you change the password?!?

Page 17: Misc still waiting for nipple pic. OP agrees to post it if someone hosts it.

Page 18: OP pms nipple pic around, spreads it like California wildfire:

Page 19: Pic determined inconclusive as evidence.

Page 20: OP's reps are skyrocketing exponentially

njd6580 Posts pic explaining nipple pic

Page 21: OP getting angry, considers giving out her phone number.

Page 22: Misc demands noods that don't exist.

Mitsuomi suggests sending thread to 4chan, ending GF's privacy forever. Misc agrees.

Phone number is posted!



Page 23: Misc busy dialing phone number.

Page 24: ProWrestleFan gives out phone number to random soldiers in iraq.

Red Storm posts thread on 4chan

Page 25: Misc sends lots of weird calls/messages to GF like this:



OP confirms that GF's middle name is Lynn, -bt11 celebrates.

Someone makes an account with GF's phone number as the username.

Page 26: OP gives gf the silent treatment while Misc does the work.

Page 27: Misc is inundating GF's inbox with text msgs and v-mails like this gem:

Page 28: Mods sticky the thread due to epicness.

4chan thread grows:


Page 29: GF's family threatening legal action over myspace hijacking, OP gets worried.

Misc reassures OP that he is the man and did the right thing.

Page 30: GF's family still pissed at OP:


Page 31: Misc concludes GF's family is full of shit.

Page 32: Thread slows down.

Page 33: 4chan thread is deleted due to child porn posted.

Pac10footballFan informs Misc that he has to poop.

Page 34: Thread reaches 1000 posts.

Page 35: sk888 makes suggestion:



OP says stuff:



Page 36: Thread called "epic" for 1,000,000th time.

Page 37: Thread exceeds 30,000 views.

OP says GF is crying due to phone calls and that he wrote a non-alpha note to her.

Page 38: OP posts said non-alpha note:

Mitsuomi says note = alphatality

Page 39: Misc in awe of OP's note. OP says stop making death threats to GF.

Page 40: OP has gone from 3 reps to over 300 in 8 hours. OP says to "call-off the 4chan people" because they are too hardcore and serious.

Page 41: 4chan is explained:



Page 42: OP secures deep green status for life.

Page 43: OP says GF has learned a lesson.

Page 44: GF's phone number no longer working!

Page 45: 88shane04 says he has "titty shots and all that jazz" of his own ex girlfriend.

Misc demands titty shots.

Page 46: 88shane04 says he doesn't have titty shots anymore.

Page 47: Fake bb.com account made for GF, quickly gets banned.

Page 48: OP talked to the GF, this is what she said:




OP nominated for president

Page 49: ajax1979 had convo with GF:





Page 50: Thread officially delivers.

GF sometimes answers phone according to some people, others say it is out of order.

Page 51: Thread officially alphaepic.

Page 52: People still calling GF.

Page 53: Plot thickens according to Kenny K:



Page 54/55: GF possibly stripper, definitely owned.
hahaha

the saga continues.... {opens up a beer}

CLIFFS Continuation:2

Page 56: Epic cliffs created by lil bola http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpo...postcount=1654

Page 57: More texting to the OP's former girl and some accusations towards the OP for lying and that she didn't cheat on him.

Page 58: OP provided more information on his initial suspicion after more accusations

Page 59: Miscers eagerly awaits more details for OP's background with the ex-gf

Page 60: OP's legendary status acknowledged by many more miscers.

Page 61: Said girl confirmed to be a stripper by OP:


Page 62: OP provided his history with his former girl:


This now has silenced all his non believers.

Page 63: OP acknowledges the power of the misc and it's abilities to ruin one's life:


Mess with the best, die like the rest!

Page 64: OP was informed by many that his thread has spread rapidly throughout many internet forums which resulted in the views being sky rocketed.

Page 65: Epic photochops of the OP were made by his worshipers



Page 66: OP heads off to bed and the miscers awaits for more updates and ownage to continue tomorrow.

Page 67: More people are drawn into this epicness from all over the internet!

Page 68: More appreciation towards the OP and the ownage he had displayed.

Page 69: 88shane04 re-assures the misc that he still has titty shots of his cheating ex-gf.



Also, one miscer did a bit of googling to further strengthen the legendary status of this thread.



Page 70 A miscer decided to post a craiglist advertisement of girl for more epic lulz.



Unfortunately it was removed

Page 71: More epic lulz followed as a miscer decided to create a profile for the cheating whore on a particular HIV dating website.



Page 72: 88shane04 failed to deliver said pictures again and pleads for another chance.

One miscer claims to have the OP's ex-gf's address:





Page 73 Miscers propose of a t-shirt idea to ensure that this legendary ownage lives on.


Page 74: More and more admirers flock over from all corners of the internet to praise their legend.



Page 75: Contiuation of the epic cliffs is posted.

ebay and Digg get involved....

Page 75: Epic thread is locked and unstickied, possobly forever, countless threads made to re open it and apreciate l_erwin


Page 75: Epic thread Re-Opened by mods

Page 76: Lots of thanking to the mods for the re-open

Page 77: Thread sent to multiple media pages

Page 78: OP makes top 6 most viewed bodyspace profiles in less than 2 days

Page 79: OP finds oompa lumpa's ear ring , same one as in nude pic

Page 80:

link to buy epic ownage t-shirt:
http://162639.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

Page 81:
Quote:
Originally Posted by l_erwin
Creating ebay account just to auction off the "EPIC Earring"

story gets digged

Quote:
Originally Posted by irishkid
STORY HAS BEEN DIGGED!
http://digg.com/comedy/What_to_do_wh..._cheats_on_you

Page 82: ebay account created for epic earring (no link as of yet)

Page 85:
Quote:
Originally Posted by irishkid
need moar diggs. only 25 so far

http://digg.com/comedy/What_to_do_wh..._cheats_on_you


INSTRUCTIONS TO DIG!!:

1) go to digg.com
2) click Join Digg in top left hand corner
3) Enter all relevant info
4) click activation link in email
5) click this link: http://digg.com/comedy/What_to_do_wh..._cheats_on_you
6) hit the digg button

Mods debate on the status of the epic threads future.

Page 86:
Quote:
Originally Posted by CanadaOwnage


Page 87:
Quote:
Originally Posted by l_erwin
updates:

There is no update yet. Still being harassed by certain family members of hers. Gettin ready to get that ebay auction up. Looking for more things to auction*thinks there are panties somewhere around here*.

Page 88: Oompa Loompa reaches bottom of the pile:

Quote:
Originally Posted by l_erwin
FRESH:

Other guy just text me. Basically saying we have a common problem. Apparently hope is telling him, she's pregnant with his kid. *not possible, google iud* He wants some way to prove she's not. She has OFFICIALLY reached rock bottom.

Page 89: the ebay plan begins to form, possible item listing template


Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMisker
*UPDATED*

Dear Potential Buyers,

The following auction is for (insert whatever auction is for here, earings, etc.). I have decided to auction off these items due to the excessive infidelity of my previous girlfriend. You may have been witness to my story throughout the internet at (insert misc. thread link here). I know for a fact that my ex-girlfriend committed immoral and dishonest acts during our relationship, and this auction is a means of getting back at her. (Insert description of whatever you?re selling here, ie. This jewelry is in mint condition and made of pure sterling silver.)

Keep in mind while bidding, that you are bidding for a piece of internet history. This is an epic piece of memorabilia from one of the greatest online stories ever to be created, and my story lives on through this/these item/items.

Page 90:
Quote:
Originally Posted by b_r_o_w_n


Page 91: few more people tryna get their name in epic thread

page 92: EBAY LISTING IS UP!

Quote:
Originally Posted by l_erwin
EBAY AUCTION IS LIVE


Quote:
Originally Posted by swa513

good ebay pic, just sayin

Page 94: Oompa Loompa wants l_erwin to go around

Quote:
Originally Posted by l_erwin
update:

She wants me to come over. She has diapers here, and some papers for school. Debating if i should go, or not.

Page 95: the amount of views for epic thread overtook the sea thread and its only been up 2 days, god knows how long sea has been up

Page 96: Oompa Loompa scares a miscer by calling back
[quote=setemstraight;111543741]oompa loompa just called me after texting her saying 'hey' last night


QUOTE]

Page97: Oompa Loompa's phone number is re released


miscer's busy texting , she even got a txt from the UK lol

new black background pic for teh misc

Quote:
Originally Posted by SonyLover


Page 98: OP decides not to go over

Quote:
Originally Posted by l_erwin
Not going over. Putting her stuff road-side.

Page 99: OP wont take pics of whore picking her stuff up to protect the identities of those innocent

NO! DELETED!!
LOL RESURRECTED

page 100: some mods want it closed due to invasion of privacy

Quote:
Originally Posted by skippy
WARNING TO EVERYONE!

There is a tug-o-ware going on with this thread. Some mods want it close, some mods re-open it.

I make no guarantees as to the remaining life of this thread.

The reason it was recently deleted is "bordering on invasion of privacy".

Please help me! This is the ONLY time I will go out on a limb for this thread. If someone else deletes/closes it -- then I will not take action.

So let it be written
So let it be done.

Page 101: lots of praise to skippy for resurrecting the thread

Page 104:
http://cheatagainoompa.ytmnd.com/

Page 105: not much going on OP says gf bein bombarded with calls and texts from miscers

Page 106: ebay auction ends

Quote:
Originally Posted by l_erwin
I ended ebay auction when mods closed this down for 2nd time. Figured it was a dead end.

TO THOSE WHO ARE TEXTING:

I urge you to be polite in your calls in text, nothing illegal about that. Just in case....but i have no control over anything

Page 107: thread backed up so it will never die!

HAHAHA

http://cache.spreadshirt.com/users/445000/444511/products/444511_2907171_1_big.jpg

Thank god for cliff notes.. that was hilarious!!

and I didn't know there were body building forums :Drooling_

Damn, talk about fucking ownage...too bad every link was closed :/

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=6330011

Taken down :(

Sounded like a good read

wow... pwend by so many people....

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=6331241

that sounded awesome...

buff man ownage

ahahahahaha I was browsing their forum and noticed they have an entire forum dedicated to "relationships" and "sexual help" like what condoms to use, getting laid & picking up chicks, etc.

Hilarious.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=262333

Pretty scary stuff there. I know she did the wrong thing but OP went a bit too far......:uhh:

Damn.

WTF is the "Misc" thats so frequently referred to? i am a little behind on my leet speak of something

Misc? Miscellaneous?

Pretty scary stuff there. I know she did the wrong thing but OP went a bit too far......:uhh:

agreed, once you get those people from 4chan involved you're dealing with a whole new level of society

what is 4chan? I looked it up and it looks like another version of youtube/photobucket

4chan is a whole new level of evil. they know no boundries. they have no morality.

examples?

4chan?

just google it, I don't even wanna post a link to it because it has porn

okay so basically 4chan contains the postings of practically anything including tons of pr0n (some of underage children, according to wikipedia) with minimal surveilance/ censorship.

The site also allows people to post anonymously without having to register, which would probably encourage the posting of more lewd and controversial subjects, pictures, videos, etc.

Edit: Wikipedia link for more information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan -- apparently a few threats were made through 4chan

What is 4chan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan

I suppose I can see why the thread itself may be funny, but really it's just the digital equivalent of your lover going outside and scratching "Cheating fuck" on the side of your 8. When you get right down to it, that thread is just an example of how awful people can be to each other.

normal person + audience + anonymity = total fuckwad.

woah their 1 of thier mods has 33 thousand posts. MM you need to reach their level of epicness

Wikipedia them?

Edit-

Someone beat me to it :P

okay I feel bad for being the only one who thought the BB epic thread was "hilarious."

I guess I found it humorous that an idiot girl got caught, an idiot guy posted it and blew the whole situation out of proportion, and now everyone is fucked. I definitely would not want to be in that situation, and I would never put myself in that situation. People are retarded and I guess thats why I found it so funny

Page 28: Mods sticky the thread due to epicness.

LoL

okay I feel bad for being the only one who thought the BB epic thread was "hilarious."

I guess I found it humorous that an idiot girl got caught, an idiot guy posted it and blew the whole situation out of proportion, and now everyone is fucked. I definitely would not want to be in that situation, and I would never put myself in that situation. People are retarded and I guess thats why I found it so funny

I'm right there with you man, this is fifty shades of awesome. It's kept the goons entertained since it started, and that's really saying something :Eyecrazy:

Not as epic as the P-P-P-POWERBOOK!

Number 1 hit on Google is pretty amazing..