View Full Version : Who wins in a battle of the wits...


Ike
10-21-2003, 12:29 AM
I'm going with Ozzy. Simply because you can't understand most of what he says so it's hard to tell just hope stupid he is. Jessica Simpson on the other hand thought Buffalo wings were, you guessed it, buffalo meat...

mikeb
10-21-2003, 12:44 AM
are you serious:(

Ike
10-21-2003, 01:02 AM
Arg... sorry mods, managed to be in the wrong forum again, move to the lounge please. This is the last time, I promise :D

Ike
10-21-2003, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by mikeb
are you serious:(

Watch the show on MTV, it amazes me how stupid she is.

mikeb
10-21-2003, 01:21 AM
she is dumb but hot also

MrWigggles
10-21-2003, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by mikeb
she is dumb but hot also

I think you mean she is dumb and hot also.

-Mr. Wigggles

Kamala
10-21-2003, 09:03 AM
Ozzie's brilliant... what else explains a 30-year career in rock for a guy you can't understand? Ok, maybe Sharon's intelligence explains that. Jessica's 15 minutes are waning fast. There'll be another no-talent stacked bod tomorrow to replace her.

lefuton
10-21-2003, 10:18 AM
somewhere i heard she's just acting the part, and to be honest i wouldn't be surprised, it's not like you normally get to be that successful without any talent...not to mention the osbourne's is scripted too. /shrug, don't believe anything on tv i guess.

edit- some spelling

Elara
10-21-2003, 10:30 AM
Ugh, Ozzy wins- Jessica Simpson has to be the biggest moron I've ever seen. She may be cute, but after watching her a while, the cuteness wears off and you can't get past the idiocy. What was Nick thinking?? He at least seems to be a normal, everyday kinda guy.

Shocka
10-21-2003, 10:38 AM
ok Jessic is DUMB as hell.. he thought Chicken of the Sea was TUNA!!

CHICKEN OF THE SEA.. i didnt think anyone was that dumb!

BRx8
10-21-2003, 10:50 AM
she thought Buffalo Wings are from buffalos...she's like "i don't eat buffalo" and Nick says, "have you ever seen a buffalo with wings?"

a plastic bag washed up on the shore, she's like, "Look! a jellyfish!"

yea she's hot but her level of stupidity completely ruins her image

Quick_lude
10-21-2003, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by lefuton
it's not like you normally get to be that successful without any talent...
hahaha.. are you kidding? :D I bet you a good studio could make ME sound good on cd.. and you do NOT want to hear me sing live.. :p

Kamala
10-21-2003, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by Shocka
ok Jessic is DUMB as hell.. he thought Chicken of the Sea was TUNA!!

CHICKEN OF THE SEA.. i didnt think anyone was that dumb!

Since when is Chicken of the Sea not tuna?

zoom44
10-21-2003, 11:09 AM
i saw part of the show and nick mentioned he found a dead mouse in the pool and it was all rigamortised. and she said "riga who?" then he explained it to her and she says " really? guess you learn something everyday"

Quick_lude
10-21-2003, 12:07 PM
Don't ask me, I'm just a girl..

http://webhome.idirect.com/~jsmialek/Smileys/iamwithstupid.gif :D

brothervoodoo
10-21-2003, 12:14 PM
I guess having sex with a superstar virgin let's you dismiss a few things...... anyway she is loaded, Nick is small potato's compared to her income.

Quick_lude
10-21-2003, 12:17 PM
Sure but who does he talk to when it's only him and her in the room? Air? :D

brothervoodoo
10-21-2003, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Quick_lude
Sure but who does he talk to when it's only him and her in the room? Air? :D Hmm.. her or air.. it's too close to call..

zoom44
10-21-2003, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by Quick_lude
Sure but who does he talk to when it's only him and her in the room? Air? :D

hmm.... is she naked?

Quick_lude
10-21-2003, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by zoom44
hmm.... is she naked?
that can only last for so long.. :p

zoom44
10-21-2003, 02:54 PM
i saw a bit of a show last night and and she had a stuffed platypus. she thought it was called a platamapus until someone corrected her.

Quick_lude
10-21-2003, 03:01 PM
come on, this has got to be a joke and she's probably acting.. she can't be that stupid.. :D

Tronics
10-21-2003, 03:06 PM
Girls don't need to be smart. It's not like guys pay attention to anything they say.

mikeb
10-21-2003, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by brothervoodoo
I guess having sex with a superstar virgin let's you dismiss a few things...... anyway she is loaded, Nick is small potato's compared to her income.

How much does she make?

Ike
10-21-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by mikeb
How much does she make?

Who knows... but she's not in the league (Money wise) of many other young recording artists, though they live rather comfortably.