View Full Version : A sad, sad Story


rotten42
10-31-2007, 11:24 AM
Toronto (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama
yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of
him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer With the
child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to The
Toronto Maple Leafs whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone!


GO FLAMES GO!

Rems31
10-31-2007, 11:29 AM
how old is this joke?

zerobio
10-31-2007, 11:33 AM
Haha, nice one.

rotten42
10-31-2007, 11:37 AM
how old is this joke?

really old....but year after year it still rings true...


http://www.imagerich.com/images/poster1.jpg

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2004/LeafBlower.jpg

Rems31
10-31-2007, 11:50 AM
haha yea...I always root for the team playing against the Leafs

dying_here
10-31-2007, 12:14 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :beerchug:
GO FLAMES GO !

boffam
10-31-2007, 12:56 PM
Hmmmmm...Leafs hater, on his third engine...anyone see a connection here? :cwm27:

rotten42
10-31-2007, 01:17 PM
Hmmmmm...Leafs hater, on his third engine...anyone see a connection here? :cwm27:




yes...a person who lives in reality....unlike Leaf fans. Let me guess, THIS year is the year.

:)

9291150
10-31-2007, 01:57 PM
Hmmmmm...Leafs hater, on his third engine...anyone see a connection here? :cwm27:

:bowdown:

Only one month in and already the Habs and Flames fans have started. :icon_no2:

Rems31
10-31-2007, 02:55 PM
Hmmmmm...Leafs hater, on his third engine...anyone see a connection here? :cwm27:

Im a Leafs hater on my original engine...see a connection here? :lol2:

rotten42
10-31-2007, 03:29 PM
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5748/domiue8.jpg


http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6497/hahaleafssg6.jpg

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/6626/leafjersey2vk9.jpg

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9545/mapleleaffaniq4.jpg

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7977/mapleleafsparadeln9.jpg

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8281/pic29032en7.jpg

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7258/sensvsleafsoct292005ri1.jpg


OH Snap!!!

boffam
10-31-2007, 04:09 PM
Im a Leafs hater on my original engine...see a connection here? :lol2:

I guess karma isn't perfect. :dunno:

BTW all the Leaf-bashing pix on this thread, I've already received by e-mail from all my Habs-loving buddies. Except the Sundin golf bag one...that's funny as hell!

Smokin_LaLa
10-31-2007, 05:26 PM
Who cares about the Leafs esp with JFJ running the team Oy vey!!!!!!!!!

Its all about the Raptors baby!!!!!!!!!!! Go Raps Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rems31
10-31-2007, 05:36 PM
opening game tonight!!
Anyone going to any games?

Smokin_LaLa
10-31-2007, 06:48 PM
I got the mini pack for the weekend games, 21st row on the sides my first game will be this sun against Boston

Rems31
10-31-2007, 07:24 PM
I just got sprite zone seats for 6 games. Figure I'll treat my family and friends to some games (and won't break my bank account). I have to wait til dec 5 against the Suns. Can't wait for the Boston game in December

Smokin_LaLa
10-31-2007, 09:22 PM
Hey man its all about being there even if it is sprite zone.....my tix for the pair was about 3 grand, but hey i love the raps been watching b-ball since magic johnson days......When they play against Bos it will be off the hook

rotten42
10-31-2007, 10:01 PM
Hey...don't hijack this thread! Its all about hating the Leafs!:rofl:

Smokin_LaLa
10-31-2007, 10:04 PM
Sorry Rotten42 your right tho i am a jaded leafs fan heres something i think you might like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrDzBHlm1_g

Rems31
10-31-2007, 11:20 PM
See rotten, my hatred for the Leafs stems from my love of basketball. Stupid sportscenter or whatever sports show discuss hockey for 80% of the show and 20% for the rest (including bball). Figure if the leafs lose and the raps win, the casual sports fan will flock to the winners...So boo Leafs boo!!

spigot52
11-01-2007, 12:03 PM
I hate those stikin'..oughta be thrown out of the NHL leafs too....but.....

rotten42
11-01-2007, 02:52 PM
I hate those stikin'..oughta be thrown out of the NHL leafs too....but.....


not this year

9291150
11-02-2007, 09:52 AM
:rofl:

I'm a Leaf fan but atleast I know that we don't really have a chance...but you, you actually think YOU guys have one...now that's funny.

rotten42
11-02-2007, 10:18 AM
:rofl:

I'm a Leaf fan but atleast I know that we don't really have a chance...but you, you actually think YOU guys have one...now that's funny.



I don't know that I said that anywhere in this post.

Smokin_LaLa
11-02-2007, 10:38 AM
Well Iginla is on fire and they have a better defensemen then the swiss cheese tactic employed by JFJ