best sig line quotes ever

:scratchhe

LOL - the quotes are in his sig line. Whoever said them is a GENIOUS!

http://www.rx8club.com/member.php?u=25928

he should post up pics of the girl in reference to the second quote. Actually - he shouldnt do that or im gonna get in deep sh*z with the p*ssy patrol.

Wonder if Paul has even seen this thread yet. freakin h*mo.

-hS

Bored at work, you must be ....

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/30/007_yoda~Yoda-Posters.jpg

What does his sig say -- that he will sell no wine before its time?

I fear NO chord!

i am honored to see the posters thus far. all who have cared to comment are very highly respected individuals, each in their own aspect.
except for BigO of course... in fact, i think HE should find a girl who looks like she kinda has down syndrome, but in a good way.... and procreate with her!!:yesnod: that is if he can stay awake past 8pm ever!?!

lol I think I found a new Vatar or sig Pic!
http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/7730/whereisyourgodnowpreviefz7.jpg

except for BigO of course... in fact, i think HE should find a girl who looks like she kinda has down syndrome, but in a good way.... and procreate with her!!:yesnod: that is if he can stay awake past 8pm ever!?!

Giant, bearded, swarthy, turban-wearing Downs-looking children FTW!

HAHAHAH - that would just be ridiculous. Note to self: do not impregnate DS girl.

And i pledge to stay awake past 8pm this weekend. PARTY CITY USA - HERE I COME!!! (until 8:30 pm, at which point i will probably fall asleep again)

Just pull out.... she wont know anyway....

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im sure she would "notice" the difference.

if she notices the difference, thats when you know you didnt reach low enough into the barrel....

i was gonna say it another way, but i thought it too crude...

fuck it, if she notices, you know next time to find a girl from a shorter bus

fuck it, if she notices, you know next time to find a girl from a shorter bus



hehe

It should be tight like a canoe ;)

haha i was just telling BigO earlier that an advantage of connecting with a downs girls is that you can do practically ANYTHING you want to/with her... if she questions it, just tell her "this is normal" she'll be so thrilled she wont care:lol2:

You bad boy

HAHA http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/ says that seizures can be a symptom of DS... if queued at the proper time that could get interesting.... donkey punch anyone?

OMG! DP lol "horse leg jack hammer" rotflol

This thread delivers!

HAHAH

http://filexoom.com/uploaded/2007/10/10/89913/Glossary%20of%20Perversion.doc

check it out, Glossary of Perversion. 111 pages of positions/acts/terms defined. Everything you wanted to know and a LOT you didnt

I am going to regret this..... but clicked

Paul, I think your anonymous "downs syndrome" quote is part of a Dave Attell schtick. (about a girlfriend who worked at MacDonalds.....)

I heard it yesterday on the StandUp/SitDown feature on XM.

S


huh..huhh,...Kane said Butt Clicked!

Stealth, it's entirely possible...? but for the record it was a rx8club.com member who i am quoting in this instance... better yet, it was said in a serious conversation

haha Kane did say but click, lol

Wow.....that IS bad!

S

it was funny as fuck though!!!

just had to throw this up on the second page so it doesnt get overlooked. its THAT impor-taint




http://filexoom.com/uploaded/2007/10...Perversion.doc

check it out, Glossary of Perversion. 111 pages of positions/acts/terms defined. Everything you wanted to know and a LOT you didnt
__________________

Yeah I did.....sweet

the pinnacle of my male adulthood was achieved when i performed #1281

Link wont work for me......

Link wont work for me......

HOLY...SCHITTTT This is the funniest freaking stuff I have ever read. It totally pays to be a guy sometimes!

KANE if you E V E R ....Kiss your 8 GOODBYE!!!!

Hey now!!!

I haven't even SEEN it yet....:lol: I can't download it from here - so I am safe.

holy fuck. its everything i ever wanted to try but couldn't, or rather didn't have enough brain cells to remember. thank you paul, you sir are a god send. now off to find some harlots to research on!

Kane pm me your email and i will send you a copy in a couple different formats

Don't get me in trouble with the wife now!!!!

No... Paul.... I will not PM you.... uhh, yes... I do not want to read this....

:lol:

1490. Tennessean (aka "Jeremy and Joanne") - Involves 3 guys, 1 girl, and any male farm animal. All cousins. Two guys get the girl in the cooter, while the farm animal of choice butt humps the lone bystander. - RD

-Glossary of Perversion



WOW, i didnt know we had it like THAT in TN?!?!

I always thought that one was popularly referred to as the 'Paul Masoner', named after the only person who consistently volunteers to be the lone bystander.

hehe

dude, all names were changed to protect the innocent!!!

You are def NOT innocent.

who me?? of course i am. anyone who has performed a manuevers such as the 'secret santa' is by defenition innocent. to say otherwise is a blasphemy of jolly saint nick himself :rolleyes:

Touche...

my thread is starting to fail....


http://static.flickr.com/42/109234563_6e95cc849f.jpg?v=0
SAVED BY LESBIANS!!!!!

my thread is starting to fail....


http://static.flickr.com/42/109234563_6e95cc849f.jpg?v=0
SAVED BY LESBIANS!!!!!

Back to reality hu....can't go wrong with the chickies

Back to reality hu....can't go wrong with the chickies

aw, dont poke fun just cause i haven't been with more than one girl at a time in like 5 years:dunno:

odd cuz i havent been with less than 5 girls at one time in over a year.

LOL

ok, i have a serious question for all. not saying this is a vote, i'm just curious what the responses will be....

lets say i had $10,000ish to drop into the car... which would you do?

1) rare(unnamed for now) JDM bodykit + RB springs/sways + Koni dampers + swap the MS mufflers for different + aero mirrors + repair of two small dings i have and some touch up of rock chips + wheels/tires + MS gaugepod

OR

2) Greddy turbo kit + gt2871 swap + MS gaugepod + midpipe + boost gauge and other various 'fixes' + Int-X or Cobb tuning if it was attainable



Kane: You dont get to choose, i already know what your gonna say :p:

odd cuz i havent been with less than 5 girls at one time in over a year.

LOL

well, we dont all have a sexifier to prep with before going out, or a BigOLundh for that matter...

Up yours I am voting!!!!! LOL

FI all the way.

OR 2 chicks at the same time.........

2 chicks at the same time should not cost $10k. Actually it will only cost $350, and is available after 8pm. Don't ask me how i know that.

I vote A + B :)
Similar to the logic behind Me + U = Us... Calculus
(i hope nobody here is lame enough to know where that reference came from)

-hS

well, we dont all have a sexifier to prep with before going out, or a BigOLundh for that matter...thats true - i keep forgeting that not everyone has been blessed.

-hS

2 chicks at the same time should not cost $10k. Actually it will only cost $350, and is available after 8pm. Don't ask me how i know that.

I vote A + B :)
Similar to the logic behind Me + U = Us... Calculus
(i hope nobody here is lame enough to know where that reference came from)

-hS

i can't believe you just quoted a 2gether song.... hS FTL!!!!:icon_no2:

on the other hand, is that an offer to pay for half of my total mods?? :Eyecrazy: :lol2:

2 chicks at the same time should not cost $10k.

-hS

The kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like Paul.....

The kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like Paul.....

whoa whoa! i'll have you know, that many moons ago, i had two ladies of acceptable physical attributes double up on me for FREE. and it wasn't even my cousins, sisters, or mom or ANYTHING like that like most Tennesseans do...

Pics or it never happened.....

Pics or it never happened.....

knew that was coming ^^^

mahus?

AAAAANYWAYS.......



on the other hand, is that an offer to pay for half of my total mods?? :Eyecrazy: :lol2:

mahus?

As long as Paul was crying.... it is not gay.

cool, 3 somes, talk of fine chicks......

ummm, so where are the pics?

See my driveway thread...

As for Paul; I have seen one set on LH back in the day.... but he has been slacking of late.

link the driveway thread plz. ohhhh yeah, to cover my own leg humping status of late, i have been hitting so much skins lately, the friction actually caused me to time travel. thats the good news..... bad news, yup it always follows.... another leg humpper may be biting the wedding bell blues soon.:sweatdrop i now have to resort to birthdays to hang with the boys... "honey, its timmys birthday, can i go play with my friends on friday? pleeeeeease?"

My friends came over to kick it outside my house tonight, i was dragged into the house by my sleeve. To my buddies, thats the same as getting pulled into the house by the earlobe. Sad thing, they kicked it outside drinking beers anyways. I could hear them having fun outside from my open window.:tear: The worse part was, my younger homie, the dude that lived across the street from me. The same one i gave the "never to let a chick control your life" speech to was there. he just stared at me with discuss with the "WTF?!?!?!" face on. it looked like his head was exploding as i was getting dragged into the house. cheer me up someone... anyone.

http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=128759

My wife chimes in about halfway through.... get her to train your future wife and life will be good.

i'm mind seckxing ur life right now........



:tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear:


my girl wants me to sell the 8 and buy a freakin mini van.......... WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!tear:

my first car was a rx7 FC convertible. my fav car is the RX8 i'm driving right now. in between i've had over 8 different other cars ranging from trucks, honda's, to toyota's, yes even the fun little mr2's in the box shapes. all i have to say is love is fucking retarded. the mini van can fucking wait. its not even needed at the moment. i can get it when we need it. but fuck, i wanna shoot myself cuz i entertained the fucking thought at the fucking time. i mean fuck, who the fuck buys baby stuff before even the TALK about making babies is done?!?!? i'm done for, the force is strong within her.

U fail.

Step One: Grow a set
Step Two: Use them

:lol: JK - Kinda

I have heard of nesting, but damn bro.

k, yacht party with her stuck up friends this sat is off. i'm going to nudie bars with my buddies in the OC instead. this should get my life back on track. thanks kane!:biggthump

HHAHAAH,

Better plan, yacht party - but turn it into a nudie all night orgy, then burn the place down.

See, you have to compromise in a relationship

The perfect girlfriend song!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX3iNQ_GMBo


and a repost i'm sure of the Handjob Protetst song!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVII2e3UWyo

Man, it is one thing to be completly whipped but to post about it?? Some things just don't need to be shared. As for Kane (god love 'em) I don't know who is more whipped in that relationship.. him or his wife. When you can't figure out who is whipping or who is being whipped that is a great relationship.....in o' so many ways. lol

Dibs victim!!!! HAHAHA, thanks speeddmon.

I say I am more whipped; Kimi says she is..... so I guess we are equally whipped; but that has some serious upsides let me tell you.

I think I am still first in line for the handcuffs though.

how does a yacht party not turn into a massive cocaine fuelled s*x party? i thought that was the whole point of going three miles out to sea.

didnt you know those kinds of things only happen to pro sports players, DUH!?!?!?

i'm mind seckxing ur life right now........



:tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear:


my girl wants me to sell the 8 and buy a freakin mini van.......... WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!tear:

my first car was a rx7 FC convertible. my fav car is the RX8 i'm driving right now. in between i've had over 8 different other cars ranging from trucks, honda's, to toyota's, yes even the fun little mr2's in the box shapes. all i have to say is love is fucking retarded. the mini van can fucking wait. its not even needed at the moment. i can get it when we need it. but fuck, i wanna shoot myself cuz i entertained the fucking thought at the fucking time. i mean fuck, who the fuck buys baby stuff before even the TALK about making babies is done?!?!? i'm done for, the force is strong within her.

Puh-thet-ick.

k, the yacht never left the dock. high winds stopped that. but the mini van is off too. i was able to convenience that better handling will only be MORE safe for babies. i'm not sure if the other dudes believed that or not, but they chimeded in to back it up. for now, i'm thinking they is ok dudes. needless to say, drinks was on me for most of the night. 8 stays. a few 8 dollar jack and cokes, no prob. good enough for me.

me and the woman.

She is a cutie.... just going to have to convince your fiancee, that we dont ever change, the sooner she accepts it the happier she will be.

next time she talks about you getting rid of your 8 tell her your gonna stick it in her ass if she even entertains the thought of that...and if she's like my girl and is cool with that...tell her to fuckin bake you a cake

next time she talks about you getting rid of your 8 tell her your gonna stick it in her ass if she even entertains the thought of that...and if she's like my girl and is cool with that...tell her to fuckin bake you a cake

i LOVE my thread!!
:naughty: :ylsuper: :Peace: :cuddle: :rofl: :rock: :bootyshak :icon_tup: :boink: :worship: :jump: :ky: :love: :bottom: :op: :drool: :69: :smileysex :bj: :lach:

haha!

NO!!!!!!!! this thread can't die yet!!!

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m144/paulmasoner/lesbians_03.jpg

Picture didn't work therefore the thread officially died :p:

with my ninja skillz i fixored it

Jailbait!

Gotta love it! Can't touch it, but.....gotta love it.

all of you who claim jialbait, should move to Hawaii where 16 is legal!!!:lol2:

hey man 16 is legal in south carolina too! plus theres a damn camera there...those girls are 18 for sure...thank you man thank you man thank you man thank you man...god i'd loveto be in the middle of that dice game!

ALLCON:

I will be moving tomorrow, and so sometime tonight or in the morning i will loose internet capabilities. Hopefully they will be restored within a week.

Bring on the multi-racial 3-way gay orgy!!(No Frenchies though)

the appropriate person will get that^^

/homo

Bring on the 3 Blenders for 3 Simulatneous Margaritas. If we planned this in advance - could have a mean Halloween party. Drunken Poi Punch!!!

there i fixed it for you

/totally homo, i LOVE it

Bring on the 3 Blenders for 3 Simulatneous Margaritas. If we planned this in advance - could have a mean Halloween party. Drunken Poi Punch!!!

alas i would not have been able to participate anyway... stupid work and excercises

less than 12 hours till i lose the web for a week or so.....:crying:

You will live, just stock up on porn and cheeze-its.

no pr0n without the web.... i never collected any seeing as its free all over the web in an endless supply.

it also helps that i have aquired membership logins to a few sites... apparently they have been passed down through 'generations' so to speak here in CE

That is why you have to stock up - der!

In case of emergencies such as this.

well i do have a stack of about 20 "Wild Party Girls" discs that my old roomie left in the cabinet...

we went through them in FFW once, and saw nothing but old boobies and i think one single ass shot :(

OH! theres also the midget porn:dunno:

Sounds like you are screwed B.

You might have to work, do PT and other "healthy" pastimes - hehehe.

work i cannot avoid unfortunately...

PT???:SHOCKED: Do you remember which service i belong to??? and where i work???

HAHAHA

My bad, I forgot! Are guys even allowed to say PT?

barely... i've seen UCMJ actions taken in cases of repeat offenders

I'm gone for a few days and my thread DIES?!?!

I expected more from you:icon_no2:

ok you guys suck

im all moved in at BigO's

we have a section of our living room officially called "car parts corner"

U guys are boyz now?

Good help us all..... HE HE HE

dude, we are tihnking of making our own tv show, a spin-off of pimp my ride...

we're gonna call it, pimp my living room!!

where else do you go that a room has:
1) a 'car parts corner'
2) a corner unit desk with 3 LCDs on it(just imagine 3 simultaneous porns!)
3) Halo3, Guitar HeroI/II/III, PS2/3, modified oldskool xbox, and superNES all on a 56" tv
4) and a nice squichy couch that puts you to sleep

5) surround for the TV to come, for now the audio on the mostrocity of my PC will have to do

Sounds pretty good - you can also do... "Real World Hawaii - Man Whore Edition".

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we just took a vote, mid-halo3 battle, and the motion passed. real world, man whore ed. it is!

hooray for me! i banged two hot girls last night :)

hooray for me! i banged into two hot girls last night; I really need to learn to drive better :)


Fixed

Lolzors^^^

this thread needs to come back to life....

so my life has once again done a 180. from revolving door of random sluts, to the 2 girls i'm seriously interested in getting all flaky on me :icon_no2:

http://www.pharmcrops.com/images/cornflakes400.jpg

bringing my thread back to life. just because

Bringing my thread back with a beautiful girl


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