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eccles
10-13-2003, 01:21 PM
Good grief.

http://i11.ebayimg.com/03/i/00/b5/7d/84_1.JPG

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=%202435490716

Elara
10-13-2003, 01:53 PM
Oh, dear. That would frighten small children and animals.

zoom44
10-13-2003, 02:15 PM
Dear God! forget the kids that thing scared me! someone hold me!

santino
10-13-2003, 02:18 PM
that is actually for sale? wow.

santino

o_town_racer
10-13-2003, 02:47 PM
That is the worst POS ricer I've ever seen....how could someone be so insane?

LesPaul
10-13-2003, 03:07 PM
Come on, if you were 18 you'd think this was close to heaven.

Greg
10-13-2003, 03:37 PM
looks like they got a hundred bucks for it on ebay! Way to go!

jtimbck2
10-13-2003, 03:45 PM
Oh. My. God.

That is without a doubt the ugliest riced-up car that has ever been built -- the plywood Honda is better than this!

:eek:

Dugless
10-13-2003, 03:52 PM
What's the phone number, 1-800-EAT-RICE?

Ike
10-13-2003, 03:58 PM
:p

Kawi
10-13-2003, 04:31 PM
BAHAHAA! Good one. :)

I like the idea of the scissor doors, but the execution leaves a bit to be desired. And oof, that airdam is HIDEOUS.

BOOSTD 7
10-13-2003, 04:33 PM
Hahaha! That looks like one of those fake plastic IC's.

P00Man
10-13-2003, 04:42 PM
what a pofs
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Shocka
10-13-2003, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by BOOSTD 7
Hahaha! That looks like one of those fake plastic IC's.

i was thinkin the same thing

Ike
10-13-2003, 05:33 PM
No mention of an FMIC in the Ebay add. Even if it is a FMIC (highly doubt it) there is no mention of an upgraded turbo either so it would be pretty pointless.

Ike

mikeb
10-13-2003, 05:57 PM
I've seen worst

it costs 1500 to make the doors go up like that
and he probably paided thousand for his bodykit and bodywork

overkill--big time

Genom
10-13-2003, 07:30 PM
That car wasnt touched by the ugly stick. That was the friggen ugly nuke.

It's about what I would expect to see in the "fast and the furious 3, return of the retarded teen racing crappy movie"

Kev
10-13-2003, 07:44 PM
So that's what happens when a car gets zits ...

sferrett
10-13-2003, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by BOOSTD 7
Hahaha! That looks like one of those fake plastic IC's.

I think it's an intake (or a fake intake) - it's only got one air connection to it and the redness suggests maybe a filter element like K&N is in there.

If it was a fake IC at least it should be all silver and have a pipe hooked on each end of it.

Simon.

mamccubbin
10-13-2003, 10:16 PM
Why didn't someone point this car out to me before the auction ended? Now how will I get a date to the prom?

myrx8
10-13-2003, 10:48 PM
One good thing is that no one will steal the car, nor could you use it for parts.

Wankeler
10-14-2003, 12:26 AM
:eek:

someone please wake me, I'm dreaming about ugly cars!!!!

o_town_racer
10-14-2003, 08:04 AM
For such an outrageously ugly and ultra-modified exterior.....the interior is a very dull all black. Also, for all the extra weight the added body panels, amps, speakers, nitrous, etc added, it might actually run almost as fast as a stock Eclipse. I just can't figure out what was going through their heads when they did this....it looks like something Skeletor (from He-Man) would drive....and should appeal to about the same age group as would enjoy that cartoon.

jdaled
10-14-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Elara
Oh, dear. That would frighten small children and animals.

I think it EATS small children and animals.

j1mb0x99
10-15-2003, 06:58 AM
I can''t believe that thing used to be an eclipse.....

-JiM

m477
10-15-2003, 04:28 PM
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CraziFuzzy
10-15-2003, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by jdaled
I think it EATS small children and animals.

It woul dhave to catch them first... all that air resistance, i can't imagine it would go very fast before desintegrating...

myrx8
10-15-2003, 09:21 PM
Can you imagine trying to wax that thing?

From an angle, the car looks like it was in an accident already.

lurcher
10-15-2003, 09:42 PM
Plenty more where that disaster came from - try here

http://www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/

This one is excellent - check out the dash :)

http://www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/04/05/

P00Man
10-15-2003, 09:43 PM
yo guys...

"You'll be the one who's FAST & FURIOUS!!!"

"APR drag wing"

"sound system is GROUND SHAKING!!!"


this baby's fully equipped!
youve gotta be kidding me lol, something like that can only be some type of incredibly cruel practical joke
although i do admire the dedication to put such a thing together



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myrx8
10-15-2003, 10:07 PM
Go the sellers website - in the gallery section they show step by step thru the conversion process. A good looking babe in a bikini is there too.

P00Man
10-15-2003, 10:21 PM
blahahahahahahahha

that page with all the retarded calls is funny as hell

"how to spend thousands and ruin the value of your car.."
blahahaklhasdfklhasdfhadf 9asdfasjkfhasjkdfhasjdfhajkfhahaha
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rx7 rage
10-15-2003, 11:37 PM
its not an fmic......its one of those fm air intakes.

rabinabo
10-16-2003, 12:07 AM
Even more horrifying, check out their project viper in the galleries. Screwing around with your eclipse (or talon, can't tell), that's one thing. But taking a fine machine like that and turning into just another one of their turds on wheels, that's just wrong, man.

I can see taking a hum-drum car and putting some money into making something that stands out (although with this yellow monstrocity, I question their sanity). However, when you're doing to a $60k car that already stands out, that's criminal.

VividRacing.com
10-16-2003, 02:22 AM
Looks like some crazy anime cartoon car. And what's with the tiny FMIC? I think this is the tree that the ugly stick came from.

j1mb0x99
10-16-2003, 08:21 AM
When people go outrageously over the top like this it makes me sad. It makes me sad because Modifying a car is soposed to be a good thing. When people do things like add this type of body kit, an aluminum wing that is larger than the car, or 6 exaust tips it gives modification a bad name. I just don't understand the need for all these extremes. Most people don't find it attractive. Don't they know they are being ridiculed? So to all you "ricers" out there remember MODERATION is your friend.

--JiM

DisneyDestroyer
10-16-2003, 01:40 PM
Am I the only one who caught the mileage? 120k miles on this POS.

mikeb
10-16-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by j1mb0x99
When people go outrageously over the top like this it makes me sad. It makes me sad because Modifying a car is soposed to be a good thing. When people do things like add this type of body kit, an aluminum wing that is larger than the car, or 6 exaust tips it gives modification a bad name. I just don't understand the need for all these extremes. Most people don't find it attractive. Don't they know they are being ridiculed? So to all you "ricers" out there remember MODERATION is your friend.

--JiM

so true

moderation is key

myrx8
10-16-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by rabinabo
Even more horrifying, check out their project viper in the galleries. Screwing around with your eclipse (or talon, can't tell), that's one thing. But taking a fine machine like that and turning into just another one of their turds on wheels, that's just wrong, man.

I can see taking a hum-drum car and putting some money into making something that stands out (although with this yellow monstrocity, I question their sanity). However, when you're doing to a $60k car that already stands out, that's criminal.

I agree, the viper already gets looks, it has the performance, why screw it up.

How did you like the knight rider music?

goodyrx8
10-16-2003, 09:37 PM
Damn, its for sale and I already spent my cash on the RX-8. Anyone know if they make that body kit for the RX-8 :p

gettingan8
10-19-2003, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by P00Man
blahahahahahahahha
blahahaklhasdfklhasdfhadf 9asdfasjkfhasjkdfhasjdfhajkfhahaha

cueball
10-19-2003, 06:19 PM
and many first place trophies...nothing less
What the hell kind of judge picked that POS for a first place torphy.

pyrospawn
10-19-2003, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by lurcher
Plenty more where that disaster came from - try here

http://www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/

This one is excellent - check out the dash :)

http://www.topgear.com/content/fun_stuff/carbage/04/05/

LOL NICE FIND

I like this one

mikeb
10-19-2003, 06:49 PM
thats funny

powered by turtle

myrx8
10-19-2003, 07:49 PM
If I saw that in my rearview mirror, I would think Godzilla was on my butt!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dissolved
10-20-2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by IkeWRX
:p

LMFAO!!!!!!

Dissolved
10-20-2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by IkeWRX
:p

LMFAO!!!!!!

mikeb
10-20-2003, 03:32 PM
The best one is the car that turns into a transformer
someone posted it months ago

ws_rx8
10-21-2003, 04:23 AM
http://1usamotorsports.com/diablo/images/diablo16_jpg.jpg