This is something my brother sent me from SA forums. It is the best thread I have ever read. The guys writing style is awesome. Especially his words for swear words.

Enjoy

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2411937

"...and the only description of this voice would be if Charlton Heston, Prince, and Barry White all jerked off into a turkey baster and artificially inseminated Weezy Jefferson WHILE she was toking up on a crack pipe in addition to snorting a mixture of Meth and fiber glass, and this would be the hosed up mutant bastard child's voice."