this isn't my list i read them somewhere. nonetheless they suck. feel free to add your own. :lol2:

"If I was a sculptor

But then again, no"

--Elton John's 'Your Song'
(lyrics by Bernie Taupin)


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"Lucky that my breasts

Are small and humble

So you don't confuse

Them with mountains"

--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'


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"I love you like

A fat kid loves cake"

--50 Cent's '21 Questions'


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"There's an insect

In your ear

If you scratch

It won't disappear"

--U2's 'Staring at the Sun'


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"Relentless lust

Of rotting flesh

To thrash the tomb she lies

Heathen whore

Of Satan's wrath

I spit at your demise"

--Slayer's 'Necrophiliac'


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"Leaving was never

my proud"

--R.E.M.'s 'Leaving New York'


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"I ain't never seen

An ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee-pee go

'Doing-doing-doing'"

--Eminem's 'Ass Like That'


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There were plants

And birds

And rocks

And things"

--America's 'Horse With No Name'


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"Time is like a clock

in my heart"

--Culture Club's 'Time (Clock of the Heart)'


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"I wish it was Sunday

That's my fun day

My I-don't-have-to-run day"

--The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'
(lyrics by Prince)


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"I'm all out of faith

This is how I feel"

--Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn'
(lyrics by Anne Preven)


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"Now you're amazed

By the VIP posse

Steppin' so hard

Like a German Nazi"

--Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music'


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"My panty line shows

Got a run in my hose

My hair went flat

Man, I hate that"

--Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home'


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"I don't think that I've

got the stomach

To stomach calling

you today"

--Saves the Day's 'See You'


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"Your butt is mine"

--Michael Jackson's 'Bad'


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"But if this ever-changing

world in which we live in ..."

--Paul McCartney and Wings' 'Live and Let Die'


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"Young, black and famous

With money hangin'

Out the anus"

--Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down'


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"I don't like cities

But I like New York

Other places

Make me feel like a dork"

--Madonna's 'I Love New York'


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"War is stupid

And people are stupid"

--Culture Club's 'War Song'


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"Coast to coast

L.A. to Chicago"

--Sade's 'Smooth Operator'

LFO's summer girls...

the whole song is just a mess...

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1:]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus:]


[Verse 2:]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summertime girls got it going on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Radio, someone still loves you

By Queen (words and music by drummer Roger Taylor)

:uhh:

LFO rules!! man that song brings me back....


oh and my contribute

"stylin, stunnin, doing my 2 step frontin....."

50cent

"Guilty feet have got no rhythm."
Wham!

Cracks me up just thinking about it.

Summer girls was a good song =(

The Mars Volta - Cicatriz.

I love the song to death, but the lyrics all over the place it's like "What??" "Why??" half the time.

oh crap! i got a list that goes here - all rap too

Mims: This is why I'm Hot

"I'm hot because I'm fly

You ain't kuz ya not"

Kilo lyrics: Lean like a cholo

Ima Perro Trying To Tase That Cat

Hey Dj Won't U Play That Same Track

(Whined It Back) I Can Lean To That

Now She Wants Me

And I Aint Going Home Solo Beacuse I Lean Like A Cholo


....more to come - on break now...

Naw, that Paralyzer song is pretty horrible. Most of the songs above, well at least in the OP are just taken out of context.

Good thread though!

+1 damn good thread

Dolla Boi: Ludacris' song Who not me
I been having a bad day, the same ol shit
We don't give a fuck about who you is
The same ol clique, and the same ol biz
The same ol flip , wit the same ol whip
The same 4-4, with the same ol clip
Half the bullets gone, the otha half you can get, bitch
R.I.P. Rick James "I'm rich beyotch!!"
You talkin' to much, n*gga you a snitch bitch
And we don't do it like that
We do 3 quarter drops and we bring a brick back, black
Don't act get ya whole trap splat, ack
Unload 'em reload 'em, we back black
And when dem gats letting off
Red dots loud noises like planes taking off
Dolla Boi I got the game in a cross, make me bang at cha boss
For dem things coming soft, n*gga

^IMO this was so terrible i got off the couch and broke the cd - he rhymed the same word like 3 times! and rhymed BLACK with ACK???

wake me up before you go go dont leave my hanging up like a yo yo.

ahaha.

ps shini. the mars volta is the shit.

Lets see i think i can one up you atilla:


JUVENILE LYRICS

"Back That Azz Up"

[Juvenile]
Girl you workin with some ass yeah, you bad yeah
Make a nigga spend his cash yeah, his last yeah
Hoes frown when you pass yeah, they mad yeah
You gon' ride in the Jag yeah, with that head
You could smoke or buy a bag yeah, of grass yeah
Got money I can flash yeah, and trash yeah
I'ma Big Tymer nigga yeah, pull the trigger yeah
A playa hata flipper yeah, grave filla yeah
I be slangin wood yeah, out the hood yeah
Let it be understood yeah, it's all good yeah
Got a nigga scheamin large yeah, on the hard yeah
A smooth little broad yeah from out the projects
A nigga do a trick yeah, on the dick yeah
You claimin you want a picture, that ain't shit yeah
The nigga with the money yeah, don't act funny yeah
Got birds and I'm runnin yeah, bout a hundred yeah

[Chorus: Juvenile (repeat 2X)]

Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that azz up
Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up
Hoe, who is you playin wit? Back that azz up

[Juvenile]
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that azz up
You got a stupid ass yeah, make me laugh yeah
Make a nigga wanna grab that, autograph that
I'm sweatin in the drawers yeah, hard and long yeah
Wanna walk it like a dog yeah, break you off yeah
Get - mine you gon' get yours yeah, that for sure yeah
You fuckin with my nerves yeah and to the curb yeah
I know you bitches know yeah, and it show yeah
But a nigga got some more yeah, I'm out to flow yeah
Fresh brought some shit yeah, and his bitch yeah
We be making hit yeah after hit yeah
Them titties sittin nice yeah, I wanna bite yeah
I could fuck you right yeah, all night yeah
Wanna bring it to my house yeah, on the couch yeah
Knock the pussy out yeah, get them out yeah
I wanna see these hoes yeah, bend it low yeah
Let me run it in the hole yeah, and let me know yeah

[Chorus]

[Manny Fresh]
I know you can't stand it, dick bandit
Done landed, see your drawers handed
Freak to get it y'all, game spit at y'all
Put the bitch on the wall and I hit it y'all
Lookin kind of lonely, I'm feelin horny
Put the dick "in the Middle" like "Monie"
Big thick plumber chick, and a Hummer chick
Beat the dick like a motherfuckin drummer chick
See dat puddy-cat? Look at dat
I love a fuckin hoodie-rat, that's a fact
You'se a motherfuckin get it girl, quit it girl
I'm the nigga, the nigga, nigga, that hit it girl

[Chorus]

[Lil' Wayne]
Now now now now now
After you back it up, then stop
Then wha-wha-what, drop drop it like it's hot
Now after you back it up, then stop
Now, wha-wha-wha-what drop it like it's hot
Now drop it like it's hot, drop drop it like it's hot
C-M-B make you drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot, drop drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot, drop drop it like it's hot
Ha

Come on, how can you not have "MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris or "Two Outta Three Ain't Bad" by Meatloaf? Come to think of it, "Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something

Most of those are actually good to great songs. Classics, even.

No, truly bad lyrics are more like this:

"Da da da"

or

"Detachable Penis"

or, the really abominable

"I Touch Myself"

I'm too ssssexy! for this thread....

Culture club

"Do you really want to hurt me"

Britney Spears

"Oops, I did it again" and "I'm a slaaaaaaaaaaaave"

Nelly:

"It's getting hot in huuuuuurrrr"

and basically any rap lyric that has ever used this line or one similar to it "...look at all this ICE..."

ice ice baby

"I'll miss you like a child misses their blanket" - Fergie :puke:

everybody wang chung tonight...:rolleyes:

"Electrical banana is gonna be the very next craze."

"I don't want a pickle, just wanna ride my motor-sicle".

"Panama Red, Panama Red, he'll steal your woman, then he'll rob your head."

"Sarah Sylvia Cynthia Stout would not take the garbage out."

"Put the lime in the coconut, drink em both together, put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better."

"I get my money in the Welfare line, I see you standin' in it every time!"

"I got the all-night laundry mat blues, washing everything I own except my shoes. I got ring around the collar and it smells like sweat, put a dollar in the dryer and it aint dried yet!"

"I live in hotels, tear-out the walls. I have accountants pay for it all."

I could go on...

"This shit is bananas... B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
Gwen Stefani proving she can spell at a second grade level

"She thinks my tractors sexyyyyyyy"
Kenny Chesney

"If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl"
Some other stupid country artist... I'm exposed to alot of this crap where I live

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

Stupid Black Eye Peas...

and pretty much any rap song out there, let me sum all of it up

"nigga, bitch, hoe, gangsta, 40, smokin, crunk (WTF does crunk mean anyways?)

i agree some are good songs...heres one thats not

"Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' "--one week, bare naked ladies

This song really should be done gangsta-rap style.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our motor car
Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Your sleek as a thoroughbred.
Your seats are a feather bed.
You'll turn everybody's head today.
We'll glide on our motor trip
With pride in our ownership
The envy of all we survey.
Oh Chitty You Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And Chitty, in Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang what we'll do.
Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.....(hold)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Fine four fendered Chitty Chitty friend

BIcycle, BIcycle!
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like.....

Queen
They were awesome!

hold on hold on hold on

you guys are including lyrics that are quite good wtf?

Bicyle has some wonderful lyrics

here's my list of what SHOULD NOT be included from the above

"If I was a sculptor

But then again, no"


There were plants

And birds

And rocks

And things"

--America's 'Horse With No Name'


I wish it was Sunday

That's my fun day

My I-don't-have-to-run day"

--The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'
(lyrics by Prince)


But if this ever-changing

world in which we live in ..."

--Paul McCartney and Wings' 'Live and Let Die'(fing classic great song how could anyone include this?)

"Guilty feet have got no rhythm."
Wham!

Maybe that line is not the greatest but it works well in the song .
And later there is some very excellent heartfelt writing-

“tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe its better this way
We’d hurt each other with
The thing s we want to say
We could have been so good together
We could have lived this Dance forever
But noones going to Dance with me
Please stay

Lets see what else

"Two Outta Three Ain't Bad" by Meatloaf

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue guy trying to save a relationship with the woman he loves

You say we’ve got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we’re falling apart

And I said what about Breakfast at Tifanys
She said “I think I remember the film and
As I recall I think we both kinda like it”
And I said well that’s one thing we got


And whats wrong with

"Put the lime in the coconut, drink em both together, put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better." ? great fun song- and easy to play parties when you’ve had some tequila and someone asks you to play a guitar you aren’t really good at doing.

I used to think anything by Madonna was the worst of the worst, and saw her in an interview once state that "the lyrics don't really matter".

Then Fergie came out...and each set of lyrics is worse than the last.

BIcycle, BIcycle!
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like.....

Queen
They were awesome!

thanks! this song is in my head now :lol2:

WHAT!?!?!?! OKAYYYYYY!!!!!! YEEEEEYEEAAAAHHUUUUUHHHH!!!!!

and this remix of Bump this in yo cadillac

mike jones who?
mike jones jones jones
i got swishahouse and big wheel inside my cadillac
im grippin wood in my fleetwood while my tvs all flat
i got a dts vhs and a couple of ext's
i got 22's crawlin on all cars and suv's
im mike jones, who?, mike jones
i stay grindin and stay shinin in that cadillac on chrome
i hit the boulevard lookin like a mac
tryin to score my cadillac
trunk flew head crack
hate to do it but its like that
i paid the cost to be the boss
so now i shine when i floss
i put 5000 in my mouth
the next to blow up down south
who is mike jones comin soon
just bought a lac of showroom floor
now you know im the realest on this hoe
281 330 8004 that my cell phone number hit me up on the low
my album who is mike jones comin soon
my album who is mike jones comin soon

btw, the mars volta kicks mad ass, and madonna's Confessions on a Dance Floor. but i honestly would have stated the lyrics from 'I Love New York' because those lyrics are just weird. great album though! always reminds me of when i bought my rx8. I threw it on when test driving it. I shall jam it when I get her back from the dealership.

I love this song, but damn its stupid/addictive!

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

"za bop mmmmm we dclay gooor annnnmmmm nnna annnngggg mmmmnnnnnoooo bwwwwweeeee"


aerosmith - more than half their songs

You said youd be coming back this way again baby

Baby, baby, baby, baby, oh, baby, I love you I really do


Carpenters: Superstar

Oh, please let's not forget this horrendous line from Beyonce:
I could have another you in a minute,
matter of fact he'll be here in a minute.

Oh yeah, I'm too stupid to notice she used the same word. Unfortunatly they won't quit playing the damn thing.

Just take a look at any Dave Mathews lyrics...

I saw someone quote rap-hiphop, so i wanted to say some of the other music grps

country--- Tractor tractor, mudding mudding, wife left me for my dog , hunting hunting, oh did i say tractor? that sums up country

rock/punk--- suicidal, kill kill kill, i hate my self, i cry all night cause i hate myself somemore , everyone treats me bad!! did i miss anything?that sums up rock/punk

Just take a look at any Dave Mathews lyrics...

And all the little ants are marching
Red and black antennas waving
They all do it the same
They all do it the same way

These are stupid lyrics, to be sure, but I never tire of Little Richard. What a showman and a true rocker.

Tutti Frutti

Wop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bom-bom
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Awop-bop-a-loo-mop alop bom bom

I got a girl, named Sue,
She knows just what to do
I got a girl, named Sue,
She knows just what to do
I rock to the east, She rock to the west, but
she's the girl
That I love the best.

Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Awop-bop-a-loo-mop alop bom bom

I got a girl, named Daisy,
She almost drives me crazy
I got a girl, named Daisy,
She almost drives me crazy
She knows how to love me ,
Yes indeed
Boy you don't know,
What she's doing to me

Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Awop-bop-a-loo-mop

Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Awop-bop-a-loo-mop alop bom bom

Got a girl, named Daisy,
She almost drives me crazy
Got a girl, named Daisy,
She almost drives me crazy
She knows how to love me ,
Yes indeed
Boy you don't know,
What she's doing to me

Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rutti
Awop-bop-a-loo-mop alop bam boom

Oh yeah, I'm too stupid to notice she used the same word. Unfortunatly they won't quit playing the damn thing.

It's called LR (lazy rap).

ps shini. the mars volta is the shit.

That they are, too bad I can't make heads or tails of their lyrics half the time :scratchhe

These are stupid lyrics, to be sure, but I never tire of Little Richard. What a showman and a true rocker.

Tutti Frutti


And to think, he outted himself with his own song......

B.I.G. : "I get more butt than an ashtray"

redman: "look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, its the funk doctor spot smoking budda on this train"



And how can nobody mention HANSON:

UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.
UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDUM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.
UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.DILA.UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.
UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDUM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.
UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.DILA.
UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.
UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDUM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.
UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.DILA.
UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.
UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDUM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.
UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.DILA.

.....now walk it out, walk walk it out

hold on hold on hold on

you guys are including lyrics that are quite good wtf?

Bicyle has some wonderful lyrics

here's my list of what SHOULD NOT be included from the above




"Guilty feet have got no rhythm."
Wham!

Maybe that line is not the greatest but it works well in the song .
And later there is some very excellent heartfelt writing-



Oh, I'm not knocking the song in general. I like it. But "guilty feet have got no rhythm" cracks me up every time -- and it's bad because it breaks the mood of the rest of the song. It's like someone does a great dance move and then you notice they have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoes.

I mean, "guity feet"? C'mon! Makes me think maybe the feet can plea-bargain it down to a lesser charge, like "having trouble with the foxtrot."

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, it's better than yours
damn right, it's better than yours
i can teach you, but i have to charge


lol

And how can nobody mention HANSON:

UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.
UM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDUM BOP, SKIPPIDAP PIDAP BOOM BOP, SKIDDILA.


Thinking more about it, I'm now wondering if we should count scat as "lyrics"? It's intended to be lyrical nonsense, so IMO it probably doesn't belong in a listing of bad song lyrics.