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dillsrotary
07-10-2007, 07:32 PM
Ever have something you wanna get off your chest but would rather stay in the dark about it???? Have something eating away at you from your past but you can't tell anyone about it???? Every person here has skeletons in their closet, some small some large.

Here's your chance to stay completely anonymous but still speak your peace.......

Just go to this website to send an anonymous email: http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html

And send it to: rx8confessions@gmail.com

I will post the replies in this thread as they come in. I will not post any "extreme" confessions that do not comply with the site rules. I will also not guess as to the source of the gmail reply (though some of you type in a specific way so change it up a bit.)

If there are any brave souls who wish to simply post a confession go right ahead.

No More Oldsmobiles
07-10-2007, 07:54 PM
I admit it. I like pie.

dillsrotary
07-10-2007, 08:05 PM
^ that took alot of guts NMO

MazdaJeff
07-10-2007, 08:19 PM
I admit it. I like pie.

Dude, thanks for being the first. I officially admit it as well.

I like Pie!

NoTears316
07-10-2007, 08:37 PM
I like hair pie.

No More Oldsmobiles
07-10-2007, 08:41 PM
I like hair pie.

tmi

mysql101
07-10-2007, 08:45 PM
I once made over 6,000 posts on a website.

No More Oldsmobiles
07-10-2007, 08:51 PM
I once made over 6,000 posts on a website.

No way!

ScottyStyles
07-10-2007, 09:03 PM
I once redlined my car.

No More Oldsmobiles
07-10-2007, 09:12 PM
I once redlined my car.
No way!

dillsrotary
07-10-2007, 09:20 PM
Tuesday night 10:15pm eastern

So many peopel on this site ask for opinions and then when you give them your honest opinion you get flamed for being mean. WTF, don't ask for opiniosn if you don't want them. Not allof us are here to make friends. I could care less if poeple like me, I am here to learn and I expect honest poinions when I ask and not BS. If I wanted opinions from a bunch of *******I would go to a local ricer hang out.

dillsrotary is a nerd

i've done alot of good deeds while stationed in the war, but also alot of wrong deeds, hard to deal with even though a soldier is ordered to most times

tiggerlee
07-10-2007, 09:28 PM
Subscribes



:D:

No More Oldsmobiles
07-10-2007, 09:34 PM
Subscribes



:D:

No way!

Swerve76
07-10-2007, 09:36 PM
I once dipped my................................................ ........................finger in cherry pie.

True story :D

KrashStitches
07-10-2007, 09:39 PM
I am guilty of the donkey punch.....................................on your mom.

I am also guilty of your mom jokes.

NoTears316
07-10-2007, 09:40 PM
I am a leghumper.... leghumper #10 to be specific.

dshiznit1489
07-10-2007, 09:45 PM
i framed Roger Rabit. http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/Dshiznit1489/dodgy.gif

KrashStitches
07-10-2007, 09:46 PM
I shot the sherriff...............:smoker:

No More Oldsmobiles
07-10-2007, 09:49 PM
i framed Roger Rabit. http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/Dshiznit1489/dodgy.gif

That one i sorta believe.

mikeferz42
07-11-2007, 02:25 AM
i was really the guy that shot the old dude when we were hunting, not dick cheney.

yiksing
07-11-2007, 06:03 AM
I bought an 8

rotaryPilot
07-11-2007, 06:45 AM
Every time I drop some oil in the RX and asked what I am doing I just lie and say that I was only inspecting !!!

MrSuicideDoor
07-11-2007, 08:43 AM
Sometimes people confuse me with Anthony Hopkins. Here is how you tell the difference: I'm the one nailing Mrs. Hopkins.

tjbourgoyne
07-11-2007, 08:53 AM
When I get flamed on I go in the closet and cry the rest of the day.

Rems31
07-11-2007, 08:54 AM
I'm a ricer...I eat rice everyday

hough2696
07-11-2007, 09:12 AM
I'm a white girl with a ghetto booty

Atilla
07-11-2007, 09:22 AM
My Confession:

I beat a honda on the street today........while in park....

anybody wanna call me on that one???

Rems31
07-11-2007, 09:23 AM
^that's fantastic...

My Confession:

I bet a honda on the street today........while in park....

anybody wanna call me on that one???

what was the bet?? :lol2:

Atilla
07-11-2007, 09:40 AM
wow...i just read my post...haha...whoops...missed an "A"...

dillsrotary
07-11-2007, 10:42 AM
July 11th 11:30 am eastern

my friend has been with his girl for 4 years now and the first 2 years i on and off again slept with her, he doesn't know and probably will never find out and i bet he marries her

A member of the board is named Abbid. You may have heard of him. He recently bought an XBOX360 and Forza 2 and was under the illusion that he is a really good driver. Fortunately an anonymous forum member put him in his place to the tune of a few seconds a lap. Nobody need worry about Abbid any longer.


Im a lyer and a cheat, I lie about everything and keep getting away with it

cheated on just about every colllege text ever taken, now have a good job that i don't know what i'm doing, but the pay is well

early 30's crisis
07-11-2007, 11:02 AM
I bought a motorcycle almost two months ago and I am afraid of it. :icon_no2:
So afraid of it in fact, I've only been on it three times for a grand total of 16km... fastest I got up to was 50km/h.

In my defence, never rode anything other than a pedal bike (10+ yrs ago) and it does weigh three times what I do..

But I do deserve a little bit of public humiliation for this one..!

Kalacupcake
07-11-2007, 11:05 AM
I'm a white girl with a ghetto booty

HEY HOUGH>>>ME TOO!!!!!

416to212
07-11-2007, 11:15 AM
When I take the LIRR train home and I have to pass gas, I wait for the ticket collector to pass by before I fart. Once he passes and I fart, people immediately think he did it and not me. People cut holes into his back with evil eyes....

I kinda feel guilty about passing the blame but then I smile inside.

thiswasoriginal
07-11-2007, 11:20 AM
HEY HOUGH>>>ME TOO!!!!!

WTF PICS

Atilla
07-11-2007, 11:28 AM
WTF PICS

oh what the hell...

+1

RojoOcho
07-11-2007, 11:32 AM
Not gonna lie. Normally I wouldn't do this... but I want to see too.

Cody Red
07-11-2007, 11:35 AM
i hate crossfires.

Atilla
07-11-2007, 11:36 AM
my friend has been with his girl for 4 years now and the first 2 years i on and off again slept with her, he doesn't know and probably will never find out and i bet he marries her

^wow...that sucks...

Raven0207
07-11-2007, 02:11 PM
I once let a 3000GT beat me in a race ...................... I knew the cop was just up the road and I am trying to prove everyone wrong and not get a ticket in my 8. Just so everyone does know the cop did get the guy so I did get a good laugh out of it. And let me say it again I LET a 3000GT beat me.

Opethdtr
07-11-2007, 02:15 PM
I'm a white girl with a ghetto booty

I'm in love....

I like Harry Potter *hangs head in shame*

Jedi54
07-11-2007, 02:23 PM
I failed at my New Year's resolution which was to "be loyal to my wife and not cheat on my girlfriend".

Kane
07-11-2007, 02:24 PM
I have cat aids....

Rems31
07-11-2007, 02:25 PM
I peed in the pool

rotarygod
07-11-2007, 02:39 PM
I want to build a diesel rotary.

Jedi54
07-11-2007, 02:47 PM
I want to build a diesel rotary.

:eek:

mikeferz42
07-11-2007, 03:07 PM
i've never seen a single star wars movie and i've never seen wizard of oz. also, oompa loompa's scare the shit out of me.

i'm a 24 years old and just spent $100+ on transformers action figures from ebay just a few minutes ago.

tiggerlee
07-11-2007, 03:16 PM
I am I am I am Superman and I can do anything.



http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/superman.gif

Steakboy42
07-11-2007, 03:19 PM
I'm an attention whore. In fact, there's a poll to prove it!

-Steakboy

mike0615
07-11-2007, 03:22 PM
i used to watch pokemon..... allot. i would borrow my 8 year old nephews tapes so that i could watch them. once i borrowed a new tape he didn't even watch himself yet and made him cry. i saw the first 3 pokemon movies.

i only go to church to talk to girls. when the dude is preaching i check out boobies.

MazdaManiac
07-11-2007, 03:29 PM
I can't wait to see the horrible end this will all come to...

bottoms up
07-11-2007, 03:33 PM
i cheated on my ex boyfriend that last 3 months of our relationship...he never found out!!!! what an idiot...

Fortunate Few
07-11-2007, 04:10 PM
thats messed up.

bottoms up
07-11-2007, 04:23 PM
its not messed up he was a complete ass to me and i was young and didnt know how to completely end it with him...freshman year college

Fortunate Few
07-11-2007, 04:25 PM
ehh well i cant tell you how to live your life.

½mv²
07-11-2007, 04:27 PM
I once punched a girl as hard as could in the face.


















....fuckin video is on youtube if you can be arsed to find it.

NoTears316
07-11-2007, 04:48 PM
I helped Bottoms Up cheat on her ex boyfriend for three months.

callee
07-11-2007, 04:50 PM
I whish I had GOD like powers so i can:
1) become evil
2) Start attacking every country in the world
3) be feared as the crazy person that wants to Kill every one

Its not a bad idea!! I am actually doing it for a good cause! cuzz:

1) All of the world's governments will have one commun enemy ( me ) and all these stupid wars and differences between people will fucking stop once and for all!!
2) people will stop killing each other!

3) the creation of a unified world where stupid differences such as politics, governments, race, color and religion will not matter any more

there i said it!!

dillsrotary
07-11-2007, 04:53 PM
July 11th 6:00 p.m. eastern

I have a crush on you

I've had sex with every woman in my old office - including the pregnant one and the 55 year old.

Its not so much an issue to me with those who you would think would care, but rather those that cut my paychecks.

I don't think they would appreciate this, especially since the main "higher-ups" have their wives working in said office.


My wife doesn't know but i'm addicted to online porn, i usually check the same handful of sites every night after she and the kids go to bed

SlayerRX8
07-11-2007, 05:01 PM
Hahaha this thread is great

Jedi54
07-11-2007, 05:35 PM
this thread is awesome!

NoTears316
07-11-2007, 06:02 PM
You guys don't know but i'm addicted to online porn

BigOLundh
07-11-2007, 06:09 PM
i confess i didnt like abbid when i first started posting in 04.
i confess that feeling hasnt really changed since then.











(lol, keeding)

BigOLundh
07-11-2007, 06:09 PM
i would also like to confess that im a robot in disguise (insert theme song here)

No More Oldsmobiles
07-11-2007, 07:23 PM
I once started a thread without searching first.

mysql101
07-11-2007, 07:24 PM
I'm in love....

I like Harry Potter *hangs head in shame*

Sure you are...

http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/e/6/e6ed01a24f5831096699ac041ae4f85d.jpg

SBZRO
07-11-2007, 07:29 PM
You know they've been doing this for a while now, they even have books.

Go to postsecret.com, updates every sunday. There are some good ones that make you happy and there are some that are very very very sketch ball.

One person admitted to being molested as a child and tracking them down as an adult and killing them.

dillsrotary
07-11-2007, 07:32 PM
july 11 8:30 p.m. eastern

On a very recent trip to Vegas, I met up with a girl I know from back home who was visiting her two sisters (one older who lives in Vegas, one younger who goes to college in Florida), both of whom I was meeting for the first time.
I had been having sex with the girl I knew from back home (see the above office confession), but I also had sex with the sisters separately without them knowing (I think).
I guess I wouldn't care if they knew, but it was rather risky since they were all sharing the same hotel room and I only had the 3 days I was there...

High school was really eventful for me. I went to a boarding school, so I lived with all my classmates. Every now and then guys would get shuffled around from room to room when roomates couldn't stand each other anymore. One such guy replaced me in my room, so I had to move in with a kid everyone hated.

This kid was about the most annoying type of person you can imagine. Some people are liked by no one, but you can feel sorry for them. Not this guy. He was a total douchebag. He would claim to be in the Israeli army and talk himself up constantly. We finally got sick of it.

There never was much to do on the weekends there, so one afternoon my friends and I were sitting around thinking about what we wanted to do. I offered my friends a bag of Tootsie Pops my mom brought me (I don't like em), and suddenly one of my friends knew what to do. He took out all the brown tootsie pops and disappeared to the bathroom. Upon his return, he informed us that these Tootsie pops had gone up his butt and then been re-wrapped. We were all totally disgusted, of course. He then mixed them up in the bag and told us he was going to the lounge where my roomate from hell was watching TV.

We walk in the room and pretend to be interested in the TV while my friend pulls out a brown Tootsie pop, and offers it to my douchebag roomate. He said "Sure!", and happily ate it. Then he said, "Actually if you don't mind, could I have all the Chocolate ones? They're my favorite." So we gave him all the Chocolate ones and went on our way, laughing hysterically as we got back to my room.

The best part of the story is that my roomate kept those Tootsie pops in his desk drawer, and every now and then he would pull one out and eat it while studying. Of course there are plenty of other terrible things like this that I've done. If you guys want to hear more, say so.

i use to dog sit my exgirlfriends dog when she and her family went on vacation and the dog use to sh*t all over the house everytime like he knew they weren't there and i'd have to clean it up. One time was the last straw, i was on her phone and looked into the hallway, and the dog was watching me on the phone while taking abig dump right on the carpet. So i freaked and kicked the dog. He's alright, i didn't break anything, but its the last time that f*#ker unloaded indoors.

Atilla
07-11-2007, 07:39 PM
HAHAHA! - these stories are getting good...

KrashStitches
07-11-2007, 07:44 PM
^that's fantastic...

My Confession:

I beat a honda on the street today........while in park....

anybody wanna call me on that one???

Your confession should be that you bought an automatic.....:icon_no2:

Rems31
07-11-2007, 07:52 PM
I whish I had GOD like powers so i can:
1) become evil
2) Start attacking every country in the world
3) be feared as the crazy person that wants to Kill every one

Its not a bad idea!! I am actually doing it for a good cause! cuzz:

1) All of the world's governments will have one commun enemy ( me ) and all these stupid wars and differences between people will fucking stop once and for all!!
2) people will stop killing each other!

3) the creation of a unified world where stupid differences such as politics, governments, race, color and religion will not matter any more

there i said it!!

wrong thread...you want the wish gone wrong thread...

Atilla
07-11-2007, 07:55 PM
Your confession should be that you bought an automatic.....:icon_no2:

haha -

you can't confess what's obvious :rolleyes:

kingbob1000
07-11-2007, 08:02 PM
I Like My Pbj Sandwich Without Cheese.
Sgt Glass

Razz1
07-11-2007, 08:50 PM
I hate baby on board signs!

bottoms up
07-11-2007, 09:36 PM
i got mad at my old roomie for never cleaning so i kinda scrubbed the bottom of the sink with her toothbrush than dipped it in the tiolet to rinse it off...haha


oh and i also confess i have a shoppin addiction to the point where i hide shopping bags and bring them in at night so nobody sees me

mikeferz42
07-11-2007, 10:53 PM
i'm trying to remember some of the things i've done wrong. here are a couple.

1. i bet on football and basketball and my girl's parents know this. they wanted to bet on indianapolis, (i knew they wanted to bet on indy in the 1st place), during the recent afc championship vs. new england. indy had -3 on my book. i told my gf's parents that indy had -3.5. indy ended winning by 3 and with the pointspread, it should've tied. i ended up collecting 500 bucks from them and i felt GOOD about it.

2. i had sex in the backseat of my rsx s the night before i traded it in. i'm pretty sure some of my boys escaped unto the upholstery.

3. i returned a digital camera after 2 weeks of use and dropping it pretty hard on my garage floor. i didn't know there was a 15% restocking fee so i guess i got my money's worth.

4. i admit to having those american racing pedals from autozone that cost 20 bucks. (not in my 8 of course..my previous car)

5. i once put in the wrong oil in my first car (97 celica) and didn't want to waste another 20 bucks, (i was 15 1/2), so i just used it for the next 4000+ miles. nothing happened. i still have the car as a commuter.

6. rachel ray from the food network turns me on.

7. i don't think angelina jolie is hot. rachel mcadams shits on her!
this thread is great by the way.

Fortunate Few
07-12-2007, 01:54 AM
rachel ray is damn hot.

SICK ITS
07-12-2007, 02:00 AM
im depresseed...and truthfully i only care about my rx8...thats it..and maybe my parents cuz there the shit...and my grandparents...but everyone else i dont give a woot about...and i dont no y for some reason...

Flashwing
07-12-2007, 02:06 AM
My girlfriend of 3 years told me it was her or the car...and I chose the RX8....

I secretly think MazdaManiac is the coolest car guy I've met but won't openly admit that cause it would fuel his ego...I also have modeled my RX8 design after his but wouldn't live with myself if it was a carbon copy...

I took money given to me for furniture and spent it on car parts...

When working for Indiana University I used to clock in remotly and never go into work.

I'm sure I'll come up with more later.

xrider01
07-12-2007, 02:08 AM
i ran a red light once.

ivory8
07-12-2007, 02:29 AM
:lol2: another story similar to the tootsie pop 1

On the second to last day of school of my freshman year of highschool we were in PE after taking our exams. 1 of my friends drinks an energy drink called "redline" almost every day. and every day this kid walks up and says, "ohh ohh can i have 1 ill pay u for it. my mom wont let me buy them" since this kid said this every time my friend had a redline, by the end of the year he had, had it. we were sittin in the gym and my friend had just finished a sour apple redline, then he got the idea! he was going to pee in the redline bottle and give it to the kid that always wanted a reline. because the sour apple redline was bright green, it resembled piss very well. that very minute my friend goes into the bathroom and fills this redline bottle up with pee. It was warm as hell and when you opened the bottle the horrible smell of pee just errupted from it. the smell was horrible. we thought that no one would drink it, especially since it looked and smelled like pee, and it was body temperature warm.

that same class period we called the kid over and my friend tells him, since its the last PE day of the school year i thought id bring u a redline. sorry i left my backpack with it inside it in the car all night and it got hot. the kid replied," ah awesome man! thanks" so he opens it and says...omg this thing smells like shit! so my friend tells him...yeah dude they all do...u just got to bypass the horrible smell and taste.

The kid builds up confidence and takes a sip almost throwing up from the horrible smell/taste/warmth. Dude! this thing tastes like shit! he says again.

"dude i know but once u drink it, it will mess you up. youll be running up the walls

alright man im trusting you....and then he starts chugging the bottle ....once he gets 1/2 done with the bottle he looks at us and says...thx again man, as he wipes straight piss off his lips. then for the next half hour we see him slowly take sips of what he thinks is "redline". by the end of the period we are just dyeing of laughter...so then we tell him...

dude u just drank 12 ounces of pee. we peeed in that cup.

acting all cool, the kid says,"NO! i spit it back out, its still in the cup!" we grab it and there is only about 1/4 the bottle left...

we then ask him," dude where is all the piss? 3/4 of it is gone...

I dono? he says....

till this day he still doesnt belive that he drank 12 ounces of piss

a discusting story but 1 of the most hillarious things ive ever done

marvin_rock
07-12-2007, 02:30 AM
I'm sick of being in the Marine Corps and sick of Iraq and sick of the "war". There I said it.

Kane
07-12-2007, 02:49 AM
ooooooooooooooooo, I'm telling!!!!!!!

:lol:

marvin_rock
07-12-2007, 02:57 AM
I was expecting you to pipe in! It's cool though, it's a pretty well known fact around my unit nowadays. I'm just burned out with Iraq. less than a month!

Kane
07-12-2007, 03:02 AM
HAHA, you should have been around us when we got extened... it was bad. We were BS-ing this morning, by a vote of 9 to 1, we would give back all $ incentives to go home now. But complaining is part of the game.

I try to remind myself that I volunteered for this crap... it sometimes works.

Fortunate Few
07-12-2007, 03:32 AM
ahahahahahahahahah at the redline story.

ummm heres my confession i'll probably think of more, i shave down there, my chest and my hands, i have a weird thing about hair, i dont know why but i hate it. if i could just keep the hair on my head and face then id be fine. Ladies here in Cali dig it so its all good. all my friends and even people who arent my friends know about it (some took the advice and are now gettin laid)

umm lets see
i cheated on my college placement test

i used to stay up late just to watch infomercials

i forget to add oil to my car way too much.

ivory8
07-12-2007, 04:20 AM
ahahahahahahahahah at the redline story.

.

i knew someone would like it =)

Leesha
07-12-2007, 08:11 AM
I peed in the pool
I think we all did...sick but true!!

Mind you ... I don't now!! Neither do my kids...they come out of the pool and ask me to go pee... 6yrs and 2yrs old!!

BTW-LOVE this thread...hilarious...:rollingla:

dillsrotary
07-12-2007, 10:05 AM
July 12th, 11:00 am eastern

I have fantasies about every RX8 forum member, Males only. :3some:

Though I am happily married, everyday I think of having a new
person in my life and all of the attributes they should have.
I thinks its b/c my spouse and I are incompatible and have
nothing in common :(

Okay guys here is a good few:

1. I had sex with my first boyfriend (Grade9)when we were on vacation in Texas
at my uncle's house. The weird thing about this is that my parents were sleeping
in the same room on the floor!!

2. I had sex while driving on the HWY, won't say which one because someone might
figure out who I am... Anyways, I climbed on top of my partner at that time and
actually orgasmed while on the HWY and it was in the daytime!!

3. Had sex with my boyfriend while my baby brother was in the same bed/waterbed. He thought it was fun
while the bed had waves.

4. Orgasmed to hot construction workers out side my window!!

That's all for now, have more though...

Marriage sucks. I treat my wife well but she has gained 50lbs since we got married and I look at her with disgust and feel really bad about it. Though I would never leave her for the sake of my kids. I always dated hot women and swore I would never marry anyone who got fat. I am embarrased to go places because most of my friends wives are hot. I have screwed girls before but I always made sure they were in other towns and I never gave them any identifying info so I know I will never get caught. My kids are my life and I will never make them go through a divorce. I know this is messed up on many levels and I feel really bad about it but no matter how much I try to change these feelings always return. The bad part is that my wife is wonderful on many levels but the sexual attraction is just not there. I workout everyday and try to get her to participate but she always quits. When we first met she was 110lbs and would jog daily with me. But I put on a happy face every
day and make love to my wife. If I have to live an unhappy life for my childrens sake then so be it.

dillsrotary
07-12-2007, 10:10 AM
July 12th, 11:00 am eastern

High school.. we took a can of sardines, cracked it just a little, and zip tied it up underneath his car to the exhaust manifold.

Summertime of course.



He complained about a sudden smell in the car, a stench that he could never find the origin of. That winter, the can was still there (a friend checked). The following summer I checked, and the can was gone, probably melted the zip tie off. I heard he had it detailed countless times and paid a fortune to do so.

Then he decided to sell it. No one wanted it. If he had the windows down you could smell rotten fish in the interior by just walking by in the school parking lot.



Reason for this, he got several girls pregnant in high school, ran the other way and had the audacity to spread trashy rumors about how skanky they were.

Then he decided he wanted to date my little sister.



Needless to say, she didnt want to get in his car...

1 point for me.

I have had sex with the past 2 women that my cousin has dated. It sucks because he's a cool guy but his girlfriend is a goregous slut. . .who calls me daily. . .

Fortunate Few
07-12-2007, 10:30 AM
juicy stories for sure.

DuBy
07-12-2007, 10:33 AM
I'm sick of being in the Marine Corps and sick of Iraq and sick of the "war". There I said it.

I have to admit.........that my terminal leave just ended on Monday! hahaha no more Marine Corps for me and no more Iraq :lol2:.

Oh! and I used to be a domestic ricer. I had a chevy lumina to which I had a giant widshield banner that said "LUMINA". Yup, I had an "in case you didn't know what I drive" sticker on my car :icon_no2: . It was also totaly decked out in red streetglow neons and streetglow pedals. I even had a custom licsence plate that said STRTGLW. I was even toying around with the idea of getting a vynal body decal that would've said "LUMINATION". That was 7 years ago.........I'm better now. The doctors say the rice should almost be completly out of my system.

DuBy

Jedi54
07-12-2007, 12:57 PM
keep 'em coming...

eviltwinkie
07-12-2007, 01:00 PM
This thread rawks...

I however cannot contribute...my stories are completely fucked up...

And part of never getting caught means that you can never tell...

No witnesses, no evidence, no telling...

MrSuicideDoor
07-12-2007, 01:03 PM
i either walk away or laugh when someone falls or is seriously injured

it's a turn on when i make girls cry

old people and babies scare me, because they are both super delicate, and i fear they will spontaneously break if they are near me.

i was really sick once and had uncontrolable diarhea in my parents bed, and i blamed it on the dog

i think injured or aided people are pathetic, and i avoid them because it makes me feel awkward

if you're a woman, i'm secretly trying to sleep with you. you just don't know it yet.

i like looking at women's boobs, no matter how ugly fat or old they are

i wish i had saved for a gt500

Feras
07-12-2007, 01:05 PM
i dont really have an anonymous email address to send from...otherwise i've got some confessions.

MazdaManiac
07-12-2007, 01:06 PM
The link at the top of the thread is an anonymous uploader.

MrSuicideDoor
07-12-2007, 01:06 PM
Ok, whoever wrote this...can we get some anonymous pic's???

i think those are from grouphug.us

Feras
07-12-2007, 01:08 PM
wow lol im dumb

hough2696
07-12-2007, 01:10 PM
This thread makes me happy, in a creepy voyeuristic way!

eviltwinkie
07-12-2007, 01:14 PM
The link at the top of the thread is an anonymous uploader.

Or so its assumed...nothing is ever anonymous on the interboobs...i mean intertoobs...

Rems31
07-12-2007, 01:20 PM
Just create another email account and send it through that....

MazdaManiac
07-12-2007, 01:49 PM
Or so its assumed...nothing is ever anonymous on the interboobs...i mean intertoobs...

True, though the only thing that could be captured by that page is your IP.

tjbourgoyne
07-12-2007, 02:20 PM
I am I am I am Superman and I can do anything.



http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/superman.gif

Old REM cover. Have never heard them play it anywhere but on Life's Rich Pageant album so must have been some copyright problems.

Rems31
07-12-2007, 02:27 PM
Old REM cover. Have never heard them play it anywhere but on Life's Rich Pageant album so must have been some copyright problems.

Yea there were...I sued them for using part of my name :lol2:

8is>enuff
07-12-2007, 02:30 PM
I put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp.
I put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.
I put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop.

I didn't put the dip in the dib-de-dip-de-dip. That was already there. I put the de.

mikeferz42
07-12-2007, 03:31 PM
this is how i dance in my head when a woman is getting ready to make love to me :bluesuit:

bottoms up
07-12-2007, 03:59 PM
i either walk away or laugh when someone falls or is seriously injured

it's a turn on when i make girls cry

old people and babies scare me, because they are both super delicate, and i fear they will spontaneously break if they are near me.

i was really sick once and had uncontrolable diarhea in my parents bed, and i blamed it on the dog

i think injured or aided people are pathetic, and i avoid them because it makes me feel awkward

if you're a woman, i'm secretly trying to sleep with you. you just don't know it yet.

i like looking at women's boobs, no matter how ugly fat or old they are

i wish i had saved for a gt500

yours make me laugh!!!

thiswasoriginal
07-12-2007, 04:40 PM
I stole a Titliest Lob Wedge in Highschool from the local driving range/shop...a month later the outside had a sign "No Bags In The Clubhouse" Little did they know my friend had gone in before me and walked away with 4 drivers all over 300 bucks.


I want to bang my friends Mom and she knows it but he doesn't.

I have to watch a random clip of a girl stripping on a webcam daily.

I pocketed 20k when I sold my house to the roomate a year after the purchase.

If you can play the piano and sing like the heavens...fat/ugly/old whatever...I will worship you.

I'm scared of homeless people and carnie folk.

I look away when I see homeless with signs at stop signs/red lights.

I wish I broke up with the girl I was with for 4 years after the first year.

I wish I stayed in school instead of buying a house when I was 20.

I make a mean bowl of cereal.

Shini
07-12-2007, 05:33 PM
wow lol im dumb

Is this a confession? :lol2:

dillsrotary
07-12-2007, 05:46 PM
July 12th 6:45 p.m. eastern

Ok, whoever wrote this...can we get some anonymous pic's???

i think those are from grouphug.us

NOooo darlings, can't do that! It would give away my identity now. Besides I'm a grown woman
now with an 8 also. There are 2 more things that weren't added. I miss those days!! :rollingla:

I had sex with my boss's wife with their year-old daughter in the back seat.
I still have sex with her when I'm in town. This has been going on for almost 20 years.
During that time, I also had sex with their au pair - also with the kid in the room.
The really f-ed up part - I had sex with the daughter last year (of course, she's almost 21 now).

I dreamed of having sex with The builder of my house.

I had a three-some with a boy 10yrs younger than me and he had
a girlfriend. I didn't feel bad about it either.



keep them coming, dills will forgive your sins (well not really, but i'll post them.)

Cheers, tomorrows friday.

DuBy
07-12-2007, 05:49 PM
These are awsome!

NoTears316
07-12-2007, 05:56 PM
I have multiple personalities. No seriously, he does.

Shini
07-12-2007, 06:13 PM
I have multiple personalities. No seriously, he does.

:lol2: lol.

I like this thread, needs more confessions though! get working on it people!!

Rems31
07-13-2007, 09:51 AM
I'm secretly jealous of people with cloth seats in their 8.

Kalacupcake
07-13-2007, 09:58 AM
Even Though Guys Love My Ass.. I Wish It Would Just Go Away...

early 30's crisis
07-13-2007, 10:03 AM
Even Though Guys Love My Ass.. I Wish It Would Just Go Away...


+1, i dont know why us women hate half our bodies so much, 99% of the time we get complimented on the part we hate! :icon_no2: I dont get it..

early 30's crisis
07-13-2007, 10:04 AM
I am addicted to marshmallow banana candies.

hough2696
07-13-2007, 10:58 AM
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

MrSuicideDoor
07-13-2007, 11:08 AM
i once broke up with a girl who had arthritis because her medicine made her get chunky

thiswasoriginal
07-13-2007, 11:22 AM
I came into work last Monday with a hangover and told my boss that I had an appointment at noon with a financial advisor for college...so I got a half day...went home and slept.

I secretly want to bone a chick of every nationality.

I walk by a lady at work as she sorts through a filing cabinet in her chair to peak down and see her panties showing almost every day.

She caught me once and smiled.

I sometimes wish I got a manual so I could be cool like the guys that downshift next to me on the road because they think I'm going to race...fags.

I have an appreciation for fat chicks who give great head.

I'd probably marry a rich 90 year old lady.

thiswasoriginal
07-13-2007, 11:26 AM
I had sex with my ex gf of 4 years for 2 1/2 years without a condom.

Started wearing one and had sex less n less

Stopped having sex completely when she got on the pill...

5 months later we broke up...2 weeks after as I went to get my house key from her at work...she came walking out holding hands with some guy. Hmm wonder if he liked her on birth control.

Michael
07-13-2007, 11:27 AM
I had a dream last night in which I garotted Al Gore.

The problem is, I enjoyed it.

Actually, its not a problem at all, Hillary will be next hopefully.

bottoms up
07-13-2007, 12:49 PM
I came into work last Monday with a hangover and told my boss that I had an appointment at noon with a financial advisor for college...so I got a half day...went home and slept.



i also lie at work saying that i have dr. appts, dentist appts, and school stuff so i can leave work and go to the salon or out with friends to a bar for lunch! i havent gotten caught once and ive been doing this for a few months now.

Kalacupcake
07-13-2007, 12:56 PM
i also lie at work saying that i have dr. appts, dentist appts, and school stuff so i can leave work and go to the salon or out with friends to a bar for lunch! i havent gotten caught once and ive been doing this for a few months now.

I secretly wish my boobs were as big as bottoms...

NoTears316
07-13-2007, 01:21 PM
My "big toe" isn't my biggest toe.

Kane
07-13-2007, 01:24 PM
I can't swim and am scared of the water

hough2696
07-13-2007, 01:25 PM
hahahaha!!

Explosives too, Kane?

rotarygod
07-13-2007, 01:26 PM
I once pee'd in a wheel barrow in a hardware store because it was more convenient than finding the restroom. I was a kid back then though.

Kane
07-13-2007, 01:26 PM
Yes, I hate loud noises too.

Rems31
07-13-2007, 01:35 PM
I peed on the floor in the movie theatres back when I was a kid cuz my grandma didn't want to miss the movie to take me to the washroom. (Though this was a common occurrence in the Philippines - it smelled like piss when you walk in.)

hough2696
07-13-2007, 01:38 PM
That reminds me of Dane Cook, "I just came!!!"

Atilla
07-13-2007, 02:29 PM
That reminds me of Dane Cook, "I just came!!!"

Thanks to him I no longer sit infront of couples at the theaters...

that and i never hang my coat in the closet at parties...:lol2:

Atilla
07-13-2007, 02:32 PM
Oh yeah, and I peed on my friend's 03' ford mustang once...nothing special came of it but i laugh about every time i see him...

hough2696
07-13-2007, 02:33 PM
"Think someone may have sh!t on or around the coat area!"

God I love that man! Thats my confession, I luv Dane Cook!

hough2696
07-13-2007, 02:35 PM
I once cut out all of the valve stems from this girls car.........She spread my number out and told people that it was a free sex phone line........

NoTears316
07-13-2007, 02:40 PM
Weak... I never got the number.

Atilla
07-13-2007, 02:46 PM
Neither did i

and now i'm offended...

MyRXdrug
07-13-2007, 03:03 PM
Don't worry, you weren't missing much. I got that number, nothin special

hough2696
07-13-2007, 03:05 PM
Yeah, I hung up on you!

Rems31
07-13-2007, 03:05 PM
Yeah, I hung up on you!

:lol2:

MyRXdrug
07-13-2007, 03:06 PM
Sorry I didn't realize you were a girl, I only call for men.

to talk sports.

hough2696
07-13-2007, 03:07 PM
No worries!

MyRXdrug
07-13-2007, 03:08 PM
my confession is:

I would call hough2696...
to talk sports

thiswasoriginal
07-13-2007, 03:09 PM
I secretly wish my boobs were as big as bottoms...

Them babies have their own zipcode. I mail presents daily.

bottoms up
07-13-2007, 03:30 PM
I once cut out all of the valve stems from this girls car.........She spread my number out and told people that it was a free sex phone line........


thats a good one...i might have to remember that hehe :)

rddragoness
07-13-2007, 03:54 PM
I put shaving cream on a guys carwhen i was 14 that I had a crush on because he was seeing some one else. ( I didn't know that It could take the paint off at the time. ) :( I will always regret that.........

DuBy
07-13-2007, 04:59 PM
I secretly want to be the President. George Bush is a pussy. I would have taken over the world by now :)

ivory8
07-13-2007, 05:24 PM
once when i was younger i was in the shower and saw some shaving cream, so i put it in my hand and made a beard/white eyebrows and left it on for fun while i finished washing...when i washed it off i found out that its the stuff for girls to remove hair and i had no eyebrows left....

Atilla
07-13-2007, 05:27 PM
lol -

seriously - i just laughed and my boss gave me the shut up look...

i think he knows i've been on the internet all day...

hough2696
07-13-2007, 05:28 PM
I not so secretly want to kill a coworker for making me work late on a Friday to fix her incompetent mistakes!!! Apparently I was the only one who could fix all of her F%$k ups quickly...........Well, I shouldve been gone an hour and a half ago......


Okay, maybe I just want her to wreck her ugly a$$ rustang, but not get hurt.....

ivory8
07-13-2007, 05:30 PM
one time i was walking through a park with my friends, it was like 8pm and i had to take a piss...no one ever goes in the park bathrooms because we all know there is a rapist in there...so i ran up to the slide...and peeed down the slide. all my pee had puddled up at the bottom of the slide. about 30 seconds after i got down from the slide a kid and his dog went down the slide. as he hit the bottom pee splashed everywhere....he thought it was water and kept on playing

:)

ivory8
07-13-2007, 05:33 PM
one time i didn't want to go to school one Monday, so i got some cement from home depot and made some cement. then late that night i filled ever door key hole i could with cement so they couldn't open the doors. sadly that Monday when my mom made me go to school it turns out they had to take off 4 of the doors to let the kids in. i was so pissed

ivory8
07-13-2007, 05:37 PM
last weekend i was at the park at like 1 in the morning playing tag with some girls i know. we were all in our bathing suits running through the sprinklers. so since we were playing tag i was it, and i was chasing this girl. As i was "chasing" this girl i "accidentally" fell and "accidentally" grabbed onto her bathing suit bottoms. As i fell i "Accidentally" pulled her bathing suits down to her ankles. As far as she knows....it was an "accident"

ohh the ways of the teenager

ivory8
07-13-2007, 05:38 PM
cmon ppl im spilling out my life here! post!

ivory8
07-13-2007, 05:47 PM
my friend has a new 07 mitsubishi eclipse and i secretly think it will beat my rx8 in a race O.o

early 30's crisis
07-13-2007, 06:10 PM
last weekend i was at the park at like 1 in the morning playing tag with some girls i know.

i confess i havent played tag since i was 10.

Fortunate Few
07-13-2007, 06:13 PM
dude you live a pretty tight life haha. i cant really think of anything.

this one time me and my girlfriend were eating and 1 second before she takes a bite of her food i see theres a hair there, i didnt react fast enough so i just let her eat it, and i didnt tell her.

Atilla
07-13-2007, 06:15 PM
I just realized that though i grew up listening to rap music - i now hate 90% of it.

Fortunate Few
07-13-2007, 06:17 PM
I just realized that though i grew up listening to rap music - i now hate 90% of it.

same here.

ivory8
07-13-2007, 06:22 PM
i confess i havent played tag since i was 10.

any game that permits the grabbing of females is a game i like to play...no matter how old i am :rolleyes:

edit: especially while running in bathing suits in the sprinklers late at night:lol2:

Fortunate Few
07-13-2007, 06:27 PM
i second that.

Atilla
07-13-2007, 06:30 PM
same here.

yeah, that revelation came to me just now when i passed by the receptionist desk and i heard the song with the guy saying 'i'm so crispy' - i wanted to line the radio up with the receptionist so i could punch both at the same time...:icon_no2:

Atilla
07-13-2007, 06:32 PM
i confess i havent played tag since i was 10.

I confess i played tag last year - but to my defense i was heavily under the influence...

:puke:

Rems31
07-13-2007, 06:32 PM
copping a feel smells of desperation...

ivory8
07-13-2007, 06:34 PM
i cant lie, im a bit desperate....

NoTears316
07-13-2007, 06:35 PM
I actually used the line, "I'm not like other guys", in order to sleep with a woman.

ivory8
07-13-2007, 07:10 PM
Yesterday when i went to the palms to get a ticket to harry potter in IMAX (wewt)

i went up to the lady at the macdonalds inside and asked ,"so what can i buy with my good looks" and she gave me a dollar fry =)

Crazy Rx-8 Driver
07-13-2007, 07:11 PM
lol this thread rocks!

eviltwinkie
07-13-2007, 07:11 PM
I actually used the line, "I'm not like other guys", in order to sleep with a woman.

I pretend to be gay to lull them into a false sense of security...amateur...

early 30's crisis
07-13-2007, 07:16 PM
I actually used the line, "I'm not like other guys", in order to sleep with a woman.

I've actually had this line used on me. :icon_no2:

ivory8
07-13-2007, 07:21 PM
did u give in....were u easy?

tisk tisk.....

early 30's crisis
07-13-2007, 07:25 PM
did u give in....were u easy?

tisk tisk.....

I didnt say it worked, now did i? :lol2:

MazdaManiac
07-13-2007, 07:27 PM
were u easy?

..

Nearly all women are easy. They just don't want to played.
Women want the same dessert as men. They just want a different flavor.

early 30's crisis
07-13-2007, 07:29 PM
^^ very well put

eviltwinkie
07-13-2007, 07:36 PM
Nearly all women are easy. They just don't want to played.
Women want the same dessert as men. They just want a different flavor.

Sometimes with sprinkles and nuts...dont forget the nuts...thats important somehow...

MazdaManiac
07-13-2007, 07:47 PM
Nuts are important in more ways than two.

NoTears316
07-13-2007, 07:51 PM
I've actually had this line used on me. :icon_no2:

Sorry about that...

ivory8
07-13-2007, 07:56 PM
every time i come on this forum i wonder what mazda maniac does to get the pictures he gets

9krpmrx8
07-13-2007, 07:58 PM
i also lie at work saying that i have dr. appts, dentist appts, and school stuff so i can leave work and go to the salon or out with friends to a bar for lunch! i havent gotten caught once and ive been doing this for a few months now.

Some of my dumbass employees try this crap too. You think your boss does not know but he or she probably does. It's just easier to put up with it then it is to fire your ass. Little do you/they know they/you are one bad mood away from unemployment.

early 30's crisis
07-13-2007, 07:59 PM
Sorry about that...

No problem, i had a good time ;)

NoTears316
07-13-2007, 08:01 PM
every time i come on this forum i wonder what mazda maniac does to get the pictures he gets

browses teh internets... :dunno:

ivory8
07-13-2007, 08:18 PM
well....maybe but i thought hes a partier and he experiences such miracles

XD

MazdaManiac
07-13-2007, 08:27 PM
browses teh internets... :dunno:

Because those pictures post themselves! Its awesome!

eviltwinkie
07-13-2007, 08:35 PM
Because those pictures post themselves! Its awesome!

Heh...I "get" it...

ivory8
07-13-2007, 09:31 PM
im all out...ppl need to fess up! get them skeletons out of ur closet ppl

eviltwinkie
07-13-2007, 11:37 PM
I once weaved my little sister to a chain link fence with a jump rope...in 102F Hell Paso...

Ahhh...memories of torturing your siblings...good stuff...

mikeferz42
07-14-2007, 03:14 AM
i went to a strip club in sacramento and one of the hottest mama citas i've ever seen in my life took me to the back room for a private lap dance. it lasted for a while and i thought that she really liked me. (i.e. she was sucking on my neck and sticking her hands down my pants while she let me touch inside the panties ). i've been to a "few" strip joints in my life and i KNOW that this doesn't usually happen. well, she did a lot of other "extra stuff" that i obliged to. when the "show" was over, she smiled and said, "that would be $180.00." i was like "WTF? oh HELLLLLL NAWWW" in my head. i really thought that she liked me and that i was pleasing her. she was too damn fine and i was too damn drunk or high (i can't remember, but i remember being wasted to a point), so i handed her the cash.

ivory8
07-14-2007, 03:18 AM
niiiice

Kane
07-14-2007, 05:58 AM
My older brother and I used to Duct Tape my little bro to our bunk bed and leave him there for hours.

Leesha
07-14-2007, 06:16 AM
OMG Kane that is so mean... :rollingla:

Kane
07-14-2007, 06:18 AM
Not mean, Builds Character... he is now a tough little guy thanks to us. I don't think he sees it that way, but its true.

Atilla
07-14-2007, 09:13 AM
i went to a strip club in sacramento and one of the hottest mama citas i've ever seen in my life took me to the back room for a private lap dance. it lasted for a while and i thought that she really liked me. (i.e. she was sucking on my neck and sticking her hands down my pants while she let me touch inside the panties ). i've been to a "few" strip joints in my life and i KNOW that this doesn't usually happen. well, she did a lot of other "extra stuff" that i obliged to. when the "show" was over, she smiled and said, "that would be $180.00." i was like "WTF? oh HELLLLLL NAWWW" in my head. i really thought that she liked me and that i was pleasing her. she was too damn fine and i was too damn drunk or high (i can't remember, but i remember being wasted to a point), so i handed her the cash.

^I had a similar incident happen to me when i was younger - it's really shady when they do that - i learned my lesson though - lucky i was near the exit when she hit me up for the cash that I DIDN'T HAVE - :icon_no2:

my confession - I discovered the 'Dance And Dash' (DAD for short)

Kane
07-14-2007, 09:18 AM
My confession - I have never paid for a lap dance.

bottoms up
07-14-2007, 09:52 AM
Some of my dumbass employees try this crap too. You think your boss does not know but he or she probably does. It's just easier to put up with it then it is to fire your ass. Little do you/they know they/you are one bad mood away from unemployment.

Yea i work for my family's business while im in college, therefore my boss is my Dad. I feel very confident when I say he has no idea and when I am at work I work my ass off and I am a great employee. Oh and since the business will be left to me in a few years if I want it Im pretty sure I will not be getting fired anytime in the near future. I have worked there for the past 5 years on and off because of school and whenever I am not there I always get calls on what needs to get done and Im a little to valuable to fire. :)

Opethdtr
07-14-2007, 09:57 AM
i went to a strip club in sacramento and one of the hottest mama citas i've ever seen in my life took me to the back room for a private lap dance. it lasted for a while and i thought that she really liked me. (i.e. she was sucking on my neck and sticking her hands down my pants while she let me touch inside the panties ). i've been to a "few" strip joints in my life and i KNOW that this doesn't usually happen. well, she did a lot of other "extra stuff" that i obliged to. when the "show" was over, she smiled and said, "that would be $180.00." i was like "WTF? oh HELLLLLL NAWWW" in my head. i really thought that she liked me and that i was pleasing her. she was too damn fine and i was too damn drunk or high (i can't remember, but i remember being wasted to a point), so i handed her the cash.

Thats the thing about Strip Clubs. You go home with a hard on and a empty wallet.

My confession - I have never paid for a lap dance.
Strippers live in my apartment complex and they have parties almost everyweekend. Free lap dances but dont tell anybody:cool:

9krpmrx8
07-14-2007, 10:15 AM
I enjoy pissing 9krpmrx8 off

Dude, it's the internet, people can run their mouths all they want. You could not piss me off in a million years. I don't get mad because I know you never say those things to my face. BTW, your tat sucks.

9krpmrx8
07-14-2007, 10:20 AM
My older brother and I used to Duct Tape my little bro to our bunk bed and leave him there for hours.


My pops was an MP and left some cuffs at the house when he came home for lunch and I cuffed my sister to my weight bench because she was annoying me. Then I realized we didn't have the key. My dad had to come home and man did I get an ass whooping.

Shini
07-14-2007, 04:17 PM
I confess that me and friend of mine agree'd that we'd just be friends since in high school we were always on and off with liking eachother, etc etc.

Buuuuuuuut I still wanna do her =(

And the reason we were on off is because she lied to me about tons of things for no reason and was a total beotch to me =/

ivory8
07-14-2007, 08:24 PM
i confess, that is not me....

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m94/ivoryphoto/owned.jpg

dtorre
07-15-2007, 03:53 PM
Ever have something you wanna get off your chest but would rather stay in the dark about it???? Have something eating away at you from your past but you can't tell anyone about it???? Every person here has skeletons in their closet, some small some large.

Here's your chance to stay completely anonymous but still speak your peace.......

Just go to this website to send an anonymous email: http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html

And send it to: rx8confessions@gmail.com

I will post the replies in this thread as they come in. I will not post any "extreme" confessions that do not comply with the site rules. I will also not guess as to the source of the gmail reply (though some of you type in a specific way so change it up a bit.)

If there are any brave souls who wish to simply post a confession go right ahead.

Posted this thread over a year ago here.....doesn't work :)

MrSuicideDoor
07-15-2007, 04:13 PM
i once wiped my mouth at the dinner table only to taste snot. i quickly realized my mother had blown her nose in the very same napkin i just used.

Shini
07-15-2007, 04:15 PM
i once wiped my mouth at the dinner table only to taste snot. i quickly realized my mother had blown her nose in the very same napkin i just used.

:uhh:

dillsrotary
07-15-2007, 04:44 PM
July 15th, 5:30 p.m. eastern

I am attracted to every girl on the rx8 forum, even if I haven't seen them. Especially 'bottoms up' for some odd reason.

I am disgusted by my girlfriend of 2 years. I'm looking for every excuse to leave her but it doesn't work. I've cheated on her but I don't want that to be the reason. (Yes, I am scum)

I had a one night stand with an ugly girl (but decent body) and always fantasize about all the other things I want to do to her. I still have to urge to email her from time to time.

I've taken over 3 grand worth of stuff from work, but they'll never catch me.

I lok at personal ads, especially craigslist, looking for a new girlfriend that I will have more in common with.

My girlfriend, close friends and my friends in here don’t know it but I am secretly bisexual. I sometimes have slight fantasies about some of the guys in here from time to time. I don’t think I will ever come “out” about this but it’s sometimes hard to be out and not have “thoughts” about some of the other guys that I see on the street.

These past 2 weeks,
I've done barely any work,
just surfed the net and facebook.
Actually I'm at work right now.
I've lost my motivation here
because my boss is too 'busy' to do my performance evaluation
which was due half a year ago and I haven't got a raise yet.
As you can tell I'm not happy with that. The pay sucks to start with and could be making more.
But I'm not happy with this whole situation.
Living in backwater town USA

I've cheated on my gf with 2 different girls, but we were on a break. Actually I was on a break, dated/screwed the 2nd, cheated on the other 2 with a ...
Who was cheating on her boyfriend.
I'm not happy with her but staying with her for our beautiful daughter.
I want to move back to the city and be with my friends and join the sports I love.

I need advice but I'm afraid to ask anyone (especially my friends in the city because they are useless)

I want to bang hot chicks. and if I were single I could've banged sooo many in this town and in the city by now.
Which is sad because I've only had sex with those 3 women, in the span of a week.

I guess the saying is true, girls want you when your taken, but the minute your single they go after your friend, who is better looking and charming.

1. I had sex all day with my 1st boyfriend and he went 13 or maybe 14
times for that whole day. No condom, no pill, just pure clean fun at
16yrs old. Best sex to date I have ever had. Innocence...

2. I also new this one guy who could only make me orgasm with his mounth.
Everytime we had sex, he'd go down on me and it was all over!! :bj:

3. I had a three-some, twice with 2 goregous men. One was that one I was
10yrs older than.

4. I had sex in a really small car doing the :69:

5. I miss that spontanous sexual feeling you get when you sleep with someone
for the 1st time.

6. Love attention from men and women.

The best sex I've ever had was with an ex after we broke up.

And I know I'll never find anyone better.


I think i saw my sister in mazdamaniac's avatar

When I was 19 or 20, I worked part time in a grocery store for extra cash.
I guy I worked with would get dropped off to work by his younger sister who was unbelievably cute.
Late that summer, he caught us (his sister and I) having sex in the produce cooler room in the back of the supermarket.
At that point, he informed me that she was only 14 (I thought she was at least 17).
I never showed up for work again.

NoTears316
07-15-2007, 04:47 PM
Wow... I wish I knew who some of these people are.

mysql101
07-15-2007, 04:47 PM
When I was 19 or 20, I worked part time in a grocery store for extra cash.
I guy I worked with would get dropped off to work by his younger sister who was unbelievably cute.
Late that summer, he caught us (his sister and I) having sex in the produce cooler room in the back of the supermarket.
At that point, he informed me that she was only 14 (I thought she was at least 17).
I never showed up for work again.

What was she doing driving at age 14?

Fortunate Few
07-15-2007, 04:55 PM
i wanna see some of the girls from these stories.. i can only imagine haha.

Landon
07-15-2007, 09:06 PM
Wow this thread has all the makings of an episode of jerry springer. :SHOCKED: Great job dills for starting this thread and people keep the secrets coming! I also would like to know who some of these people are though....

Atilla
07-15-2007, 09:27 PM
Wow this thread has all the makings of an episode of jerry springer. :SHOCKED: Great job dills for starting this thread and people keep the secrets coming! I also would like to know who some of these people are though....

+1

though revealing the identities of the people who confessed would defeat the purpose of the thread - the whole mystery thing is killing me haha -

Atilla
07-15-2007, 09:29 PM
hahaha!

can we atleast get the person who might've seen their sister in mazdamaniac's avatar to reveal their identity??

dillsrotary
07-15-2007, 09:31 PM
Thats why its confessions, its not like these people are evil or bad or sicko's, everyone has done things of this nature and not everyone has the guts to admit it, whether its embarrassment, guilt, etc. I added a couple of my own confessions into this, nobody's perfect.

You wanna know who some of these people are?? you talk to them everyday on here :)

ScudRunner
07-15-2007, 09:54 PM
everyone has done things of this nature

I never had sex with a 14 year old when I was 19 or 20. :icon_no2:

MazdaManiac
07-15-2007, 10:03 PM
I never had sex with a 14 year old when I was 19 or 20. :icon_no2:

As far as you know.

Fortunate Few
07-15-2007, 11:08 PM
Dun Dun Duh!

ScudRunner
07-15-2007, 11:16 PM
As far as you know.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

MazdaManiac
07-15-2007, 11:21 PM
GET OFF OF MY HEAD!

That's probably what you say to all the under-age girls...:yelrotflm

eviltwinkie
07-15-2007, 11:50 PM
That's probably what you say to all the under-age girls...:yelrotflm

Ha....Nice....

Dateline is enroute for ScudRunner right meow...

MazdaManiac
07-15-2007, 11:58 PM
...
http://www.rx8club.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=104156&stc=1&d=1184561905

Fortunate Few
07-16-2007, 12:10 AM
ahahahahahaha,

im 17 i was 16 when i did this so its still legal for me to do it with a younger girl. so knowing i couldnt get in trouble other then with my parents, i went into an aol chat room pretending to be a preditor to attract a "young girl" that dateline set up. it didnt work but i would have showed up to the house and then i would have said WHOS THE RAPIST NOW BITCH!

i would have planted some crazy shit in my car too like crisco lard haha and my video camera

DuBy
07-16-2007, 12:46 AM
I never had sex with a 14 year old when I was 19 or 20. :icon_no2:

You live in Jacksonville. Most likely you've had sex with an underage girl and not known about it. It's a fact that underage hoes go for the Marines because they want to be rebellious towards their dad's (who happens to be a gunny or higher). Or they want to get knocked up because they think you will get them out of J-ville (the armpit of NC). :)

If I were you I would start asking for ID. The only "of age" women in that town are either Female Marines or married (to Marines). :)

P.S. and the same goes for Havelock. God I hate that town :banghead:. [/end rant]

DuBy

Leesha
07-16-2007, 07:20 AM
Wow this thread has all the makings of an episode of jerry springer. :SHOCKED: Great job dills for starting this thread and people keep the secrets coming! I also would like to know who some of these people are though.... Then it wouldn't be secret anymore.

:rollingla: jerry springer

paulmasoner
07-16-2007, 07:24 AM
I never had sex with a 14 year old when I was 19 or 20. :icon_no2:

Hey now, most of the civilian sector is aware that the military has a strict "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy.

I don't ask their age, and they don't tell me.:Eyecrazy:

No, but seriously, lol

ScudRunner
07-16-2007, 09:29 AM
You live in Jacksonville. Most likely you've had sex with an underage girl and not known about it. It's a fact that underage hoes go for the Marines because they want to be rebellious towards their dad's (who happens to be a gunny or higher). Or they want to get knocked up because they think you will get them out of J-ville (the armpit of NC). :)

I'm only TDY here, and I'm married. So, the underage hoes of Jacksonville are quite safe from me. Plus, I'm not a Marine. So, I'm like invisible or something.

dillsrotary
07-16-2007, 04:46 PM
July 16th 5:45 pm eastern

Sometimes when i get bad acne i'll dap on my wife's cover up in the morning before going to work, she never saw me do it either.

I didn't lose my virginity til i was 23, and i'm a male

this one time, at band camp.....

Shini
07-16-2007, 04:55 PM
Is there something wrong with not losing your virginity til your 23? =/

I'm slowly catching up to you >_<

21 and counting. Maybe I should stop playing computer games all the time.

Funny thing is my friends tell me I've had a million chances to get laid but never did anything and lost the opprotunity. I guess I just don't feel the need to since I don't know what I'm missing out on :uhh:

limepro
07-16-2007, 06:22 PM
I'm a white girl with a ghetto booty

hmm are you coming to the beach meet this weekend? =P

Landon
07-16-2007, 07:27 PM
Less miscellaneous talk and more confessions!

bottoms up
07-17-2007, 12:31 PM
WOW lots of confession going on here...i see ive missed out on alot damn work...yea i confess im actaully working today blah

thiswasoriginal
07-17-2007, 12:51 PM
I confess I took a girl out lastnight to dinner :iwstupid:

bottoms up
07-17-2007, 12:53 PM
I confess I took a girl out lastnight to dinner :iwstupid:

what a dumbass haha jk

thiswasoriginal
07-17-2007, 12:59 PM
She wanted :kiss:

But I went :sleep:

:bluesuit:

SlayerRX8
07-17-2007, 01:34 PM
21 and counting. Maybe I should stop playing computer games all the time.

Funny thing is my friends tell me I've had a million chances to get laid but never did anything and lost the opprotunity. I guess I just don't feel the need to since I don't know what I'm missing out on :uhh:


Computer games aren't a problem, just make sure you go out and have a social life outside of them.

Also, you're right - you don't know what you're missing. Just take an opportunity by the horns (or the hips) and you'll be much happier you didn't wait any more. ;)

bottoms up
07-17-2007, 01:39 PM
Computer games aren't a problem, just make sure you go out and have a social life outside of them.

Also, you're right - you don't know what you're missing. Just take an opportunity by the horns (or the hips) and you'll be much happier you didn't wait any more. ;)

there is nothing wrong with a guy or a girl waiting a while (21years) to have sex.

although I confess I was still in my teens when i did and there is nothing wrong with that either.

i also know random facts...the youngest couple to give birth was a 8/9 year old in china in 1910...i think i heard that on cosmo yesterday

Rems31
07-17-2007, 01:48 PM
there is nothing wrong with a guy or a girl waiting a while (21years) to have sex.

although I confess I was still in my teens when i did and there is nothing wrong with that either.

i also know random facts...the youngest couple to give birth was a 8/9 year old in china in 1910...i think i heard that on cosmo yesterday

the right age is whenever you're ready...

I didn't know cosmo had a talking version of the magazine... :lol2:

bottoms up
07-17-2007, 01:51 PM
I didn't know cosmo had a talking version of the magazine... :lol2:

yea they do cosmo radio on station 111 on sirius...sometimes its annoying other times its ok depends on the topic of the day..

i confess i hate stupid ppl and i will over charge them at work for annoying me

thiswasoriginal
07-17-2007, 01:57 PM
yea they do cosmo radio on station 111 on sirius...sometimes its annoying other times its ok depends on the topic of the day..

i confess i hate stupid ppl and i will over charge them at work for annoying me


I confess bitchy girls are pretty hot when the attitude comes out.

Aero8
07-17-2007, 04:01 PM
I confess I read this entire thing because I am still BAW and the BAW thread is boring today. This thread rocks.

Rems31
07-17-2007, 04:04 PM
I confess that most of the girls I attract have boyfriends.

MazdaManiac
07-17-2007, 04:26 PM
I confess that most of the girls I attract have boyfriends and I don't care and neither do they.

dillsrotary
07-17-2007, 06:03 PM
july 17th 7 p.m. eastern

Ahh, time to get the old weight of the chest

1. about 4 years ago my girlfriend of 3+ years and I broke up, I was devastated. A year later I was dating 2 girls at the same time and my ex was trying to get back together with me. She flew up to my town on a Friday night. I worked that day and met 1 of the girls I was dating after work for drinks. After drinks, we went back to her place and had sex. While she was in the bathroom after the 2nd girl I was dating called and asked what I was doing. I left Girl 1's condo and met girl 2 for dinner. After dinner, we went to her place and I had sex with her. I left her place and went to the airport to pickup my ex who flew up on a late flight. We had sex in the car on the way back to my place and again when we got there. I thought I was the man
2. I actually still think I'm the man for #1
3. I am currently dating a girl. Out of every girl I've ever dated we have the most in common and I love our time together, but I don't love her. I think she knows this but she is in love with me so that blinds her. Bigger problem, her best childhood friend is smokin hot, and my girlfriend and I had a threesome with her about a month ago. Now I can't get her friend off my mind. I know all I have to do is threaten to break up with my girlfriend and she will offer to have a threesome with her firend to make me happy. We have one scheduled for next weekend.
4. I think I might actually want to date the friend from #3, and am thinking about how to go about this all.
5. I've cheated on my girlfriend from #3. 3 times with my ex from #1, and also with 3 other ex girlfriends.
6. I have a sex addiction, which is more accurately diagnosed as a sexual variety addiction

i use my girlfriend hair straighter thing to straighten my curly hair

I've done the usual, stole from parents wallets, thought only $20 here and there. I've egged cars, threw snowballs at cars, cheated on girls, lit firecrackers and blew stuff up, the usual. Biggest thing though would have to be speeding from the cops once, i was flying and flew past a cop on the highway, he was parked on the side and I was doing about 110, so I continued to drive faster, got off 2 exits up because i might figure i'd get off the first, then I parked in some dude's driveway for about 10 minutes and ducked down. He obviously didn't know what car I was in, probably only the color if even that because it was the dead of night. After about 10 mins i jumped back on the road, took all the back ways home, and was home safely soon after. And no it wasn't in an rx8.

bottoms up
07-18-2007, 08:23 AM
i have a smelly customer in my office right now i an going to over charge him about 30% more than normal because he smells and keeps looking at me.

thiswasoriginal
07-18-2007, 08:27 AM
I'm going to kick smelly dudes ass for eyeballing my woman.

bottoms up
07-18-2007, 08:31 AM
k so he went on to just spill a can of soda ALL over the floor....grrr i confess im going to continue raising his price because of this haha

thiswasoriginal
07-18-2007, 08:47 AM
I confess when people say soda I laugh

IT'S POP

Rems31
07-18-2007, 08:49 AM
I confess when people say soda I laugh

IT'S POP

isn't it soda pop?

thiswasoriginal
07-18-2007, 08:51 AM
No...just pop

Feras
07-18-2007, 08:51 AM
pop? this isnt the midwest :lol2:
guess that line deserves a confession:
i confess i have a little bit of an elitist attitude towards most people from having grown up on the main line and gone to an ivy league university. but i only let it out sometimes

thiswasoriginal
07-18-2007, 08:55 AM
I confess that most people I know that went to ivy league universities were the social outcasts in earlier educational venues.

I also realize that today they are my bosses and respect them when encountered for the piece of paper that confirms they could afford tuition and get a door opened after graduation that wouldn't be available otherwise.

Props to MSF

Feras
07-18-2007, 09:03 AM
wrong side of the bed this morning? :rolleyes: just was saying that i occasionally buy in to all the bullshit people bring about my past up no need to get acerbic about it

Rems31
07-18-2007, 09:09 AM
I confess that most people I know that went to ivy league universities were the social outcasts in earlier educational venues.



I'd agree with that...Nerds end up ruling the world... :lol2:

thiswasoriginal
07-18-2007, 09:09 AM
I said props!

I'm going through the headache of student loan activation today so I'm a little pissed off about priveledged people.

Like all the asian/indian people in my major (Biology/Pre-Physical Therapy) that don't have to pay for college.

Not to mention the 23 y/o indian guy who owns a house 2 minutes from campus and is charging me 550/month for a room in it (3 bedrooms)...also a Biology major.

On another note I'm jealous of people on rowing teams...they get all the ladies :icon_bs: