So I'M an attention whore? Right ... [Archive]

No More Oldsmobiles

05-23-2007, 02:54 AM

Okay, so I just wanted to spoof all the REAL attention whores. And this is what I get? What, exactly, did I do to deserve this?

Fine. You can't appreciate subtle commentary and subversive humor? Guess I'm wasting my time here. So long. It's been real.

BigOLundh

05-23-2007, 03:22 AM

wow - ive missed a lot.

N rider89

05-23-2007, 03:27 AM

Brettus

05-23-2007, 03:55 AM

NMO fights back as SB closes in FTW .

Wilson

05-23-2007, 04:02 AM

NMO, this is your best post yet. :rollingla

DarkBrew

05-23-2007, 06:20 AM

Guess I'm wasting my time here.

Wasn't that the point?

Steakboy42

05-23-2007, 06:44 AM

NMO fights back as SB closes in FTW .

you knows it! I wouldn't be suprised if Abbid locks both this and my (new) thread. He feels of it as "cheating."

-Steakboy

8is>enuff

05-23-2007, 09:48 AM

alfy28

05-23-2007, 09:51 AM

im lost . can somone fill me in :)

RotoRocket

05-23-2007, 10:09 AM

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Kane

05-23-2007, 10:12 AM

^^^ What carpet, there better not be a carpet.

Steakboy42

05-23-2007, 10:16 AM

I wonder if, when Brittney spears shaved her head, the carpet matched the drapes. or rather, the lack there of.

-Steakboy

Rems31

05-23-2007, 10:18 AM

^^^wasnt there that whole incident with her getting out of a limo going commando that answers your question?

Steakboy42

05-23-2007, 10:21 AM

^^^wasnt there that whole incident with her getting out of a limo going commando that answers your question?

that was *before* the shaved head. you never know, she may change her "styling" as often as she changes husbands.

and it wasn't a limo. It was a McLaren

-Steakboy

Rems31

05-23-2007, 10:25 AM

that was *before* the shaved head. you never know, she may change her "styling" as often as she changes husbands.

and it wasn't a limo. It was a McLaren

-Steakboy

I see you know the specifics very well...:lol2:

eviltwinkie

05-23-2007, 10:25 AM

Almost sounds like your complaining...I know you'd still hit it...I mean I'm positive most guys would hit it...I mean its britney...she will at least drop you a $20 after your done...

Rems31

05-23-2007, 10:28 AM

Almost sounds like your complaining...I know you'd still hit it...I mean I'm positive most guys would hit it...I mean its britney...she will at least drop you a $20 after your done...

I never liked her. Besides would you really want sloppy seconds from K-Fed?!?!

Steakboy42

05-23-2007, 10:31 AM

I never liked her. Besides would you really want sloppy seconds from K-Fed?!?!

sure, why not? I'd wipe it off with a wet-nap first. then use a rubber

-Steakboy

eviltwinkie

05-23-2007, 10:33 AM

Maybe I'm messed up...but I'd also do Martha Stewart and Oprah...haa

RotoRocket

05-23-2007, 11:59 AM

Maybe I'm messed up...but I'd also do Martha Stewart and Oprah...haa

That is truly warped man.

Martha Stewart especially.

There is some psychology at work there, and you have serious issues.

Would you want her to dress up like a teacher? :naughty:

No More Oldsmobiles

06-03-2007, 01:22 PM

NMO fights back as SB closes in FTW .

Yep. And my bid for an uber attention-whore thread was just too weak. (sigh)

No More Oldsmobiles

06-03-2007, 01:24 PM

im lost . can somone fill me in :)

Yes.

Clavius

06-03-2007, 01:30 PM

You say your a Attention Whore likes its a bad thing.

N rider89

06-03-2007, 07:41 PM

Yes.

please dont ever leave again.:)

No More Oldsmobiles

06-04-2007, 08:59 AM

please dont ever leave again.:)

Ah, I didn't really leave. I was reading the board almost every day. Then I saw the "Where in the world is NMO?" thread -- and I couldn't read it because of the board malfunction!

dmc27

06-04-2007, 04:02 PM

so where in the world were you?

oh, and if you're gonna be so sensitive http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r39/dmc27sinned/smiley/wavey_f_off.gif

damn attention whores. always stealin my attention.

eviltwinkie

06-04-2007, 04:09 PM

That is truly warped man.

Martha Stewart especially.

There is some psychology at work there, and you have serious issues.

Would you want her to dress up like a teacher? :naughty:

MMMM...teachers....

No More Oldsmobiles

06-04-2007, 04:12 PM

so where in the world were you?

oh, and if you're gonna be so sensitive http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r39/dmc27sinned/smiley/wavey_f_off.gif

damn attention whores. always stealin my attention.

Sensitive? I'm sensitive? What, exactly, did I do to deserve that? Fine. You can't appreciate subtle commentary and subversive humor? Guess I'm wasting my time here. So long. It's been real.

:lach:

eviltwinkie

06-04-2007, 04:22 PM

Gawd Why Yous Gotta Bee Such A Whore?!@?!?

;)

dmc27

06-04-2007, 04:29 PM

It's been real.
see, there's your problem. you've fooled yourself into believing this "rx-8club" thing that your crazy, disturbed, attention starved mind has made up.

wake up nmo . . . .

wake up . . .

you're gonna wet the bed again if you don't wake up . . .

eviltwinkie

06-04-2007, 04:36 PM

I dont wanna wake up yet...I havent finished having my way with Martha Stewart dressed as a teacher of a catholic school yet...

"Thats right...I'm lysdexic...beat me into grammatical correctness!!"

Ajax

06-04-2007, 05:11 PM

you suck at attention whoring, nmo.

No More Oldsmobiles

06-04-2007, 05:28 PM

you suck at attention whoring, nmo.

I got your attention. (It's the little things like that that count.)

eviltwinkie

06-04-2007, 05:42 PM

And I hijacked your attention like a plane full of terrorists running late to a box-cutter convention....

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo!!