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MazdaMonkey
05-19-2007, 11:42 PM
It is pretty outrageous, but it really does make sense. I am surprised no one has thought of it before.

http://www.autoblog.com/2007/05/19/xxx-car-wash-gets-approval-in-australia/

A few months back, I paid $75 for a car wash. The young entrepreneur that took care of the cleaning service did a complete detailing job, including removing the front seats to properly clean the carpet, and beautifying the engine bay. The guy even painted the black lettering on the motor to make the engine cozy look brand new. Down Under at the Bubbles 'n' Babes car wash in Brisbane Australia, you can get a car wash from a naked woman and a lap dance, but it'll cost you a cool $82. If that's too much money for you, you can get the nude wash minus the up-close-and-personal element for $45. The establishment is owned by a strip club owner (shocking...we know), and it uses recycled water to keep in compliance with strict usage rules brought on by a prolonged drought.

It should come as no surprise that local government officials were against the nudie wash, but in the end, Brisbane's mayor decided that no rules were being broken. We don't know about you, but we have trouble ponying up the extra cash for high-grade motor oil or gasoline, and seriously, $45 for a basic car wash is pretty ridiculous, despite the "free" show that comes with it.

lone_wolf025
05-19-2007, 11:44 PM
Wish they had something like that here...I'd gladly pay for the wash and show...

CarAndDriver
05-20-2007, 12:21 AM
Depends on how good the wash is.

Clavius
05-20-2007, 11:37 AM
Good excuse to buy a beater car and go to the car wash. LoL.. I'd hate to see the swirl marks and other light scratches those women would cause on the paint. haha.. but then again I'm sure none of the guys going to this place really care about that.

NoTears316
05-20-2007, 01:41 PM
Yeah, them being naked will draw your attention away from them dropping a sponge and picking it back up covered with small rocks and continue rubbing on your car with it.

Rotary Rasp
05-20-2007, 02:04 PM
drool

MazdaManiac
05-20-2007, 03:51 PM
No zippers or buttons to bump into your paint.

Rally - how much damage can a minge do to your clearcoat?

tiltmode43
05-20-2007, 03:59 PM
Depends on how good the wash is.

Depends how good the show is.*

alnielsen
05-20-2007, 06:04 PM
For the price of that car wash, you can go to a strip club and drink more than the minimum.

9krpmrx8
05-20-2007, 06:12 PM
They opened one of these in San Antonio on the southside next to my southside office. It did not last long but I checked it out with a co worker and it was cool. It was $20.00 and they did a shitty job but it wasn't my $20.00 and it was not my car so..... Now that place just has girls in Bikinis who get you your beer and frozen drinks.

eviltwinkie
05-21-2007, 12:49 AM
Who?!? What??! When?!?! Where?!?! SA you say?!? I'm soo there!?!?!

Heh..

CarAndDriver
05-21-2007, 01:46 PM
Equal opp I hope.

alnielsen
05-22-2007, 07:47 AM
There is a new article about this in Edmonds. It seems they provide lapdances?

http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/News/articleId=120879#3

Steakboy42
05-22-2007, 07:54 AM
if you show up in a hummer, do you get one?

-Steakboy

alnielsen
05-22-2007, 07:56 AM
if you show up in a hummer, do you get one?

-SteakboyHummers are extra. Both of them. :rolleyes:

thebiggdaddy
05-23-2007, 01:30 AM
that's pretty sweet.

RX8Maine
05-23-2007, 06:50 AM
that's pretty sweet.

There's a "Gentleman's Club" 2 miles from my house that does a charity car wash each year. They wear bikinis, though. Unfortunately, I have never had them wash my car. I think my wife would be fine with it, but bikini or not, no-one washes my car but me!

Every time I pass any roadside fundraising car wash, I have visions of the sponge being dropped in the gravel, picked up, and used anyway.

CarAndDriver
05-23-2007, 03:22 PM
Every time I pass any roadside fundraising car wash, I have visions of the sponge being dropped in the gravel, picked up, and used anyway.
Totally agree.